I’ve just changed my Facebook password to “incorrect” so that whenever i forget it, Facebook will be like ” your Continue Reading..

Things in boys room b4 marriage: Perfumes, Laptops, Cards, iPhone. After Marriage: Pan Killers, Loan Paper, Unpaid Bills, Nokia 1202..:D

Kenny is an engineer that can’t find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET Continue Reading..

Yesterday my neighbour was very sick and called a witch doctor to come and treat him in his house. The Continue Reading..

Boy To Girl: “I Bet I Can Make You Say “I Love You” Girl: “Its Impossible.” Boy: “Ok, Lets Try! Continue Reading..

I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. “Was anything wrong with them?” Continue Reading..

This thing of sleeping with a phone in your hand Look now I just bought a house online

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