Relationships last longer when there is forgiveness , honest , love , mpama , flying kick , ambulance and a Continue Reading..

Ur mama is so fat that when she passes though the TV u miss 112 episods of isidingo

If you can kiss a woman with lipstick passionately.. My brother you can eat crayons happily.

The pain that girls feel when they give birth is the same pain we (boys) feel when they say ”I Continue Reading..

I hate people who can’t handle alcohol. Yesterday my friends dropped me three times while carrying me home

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One day some friends dropped in on a couple without warning for a cup of tea. The wife pulled the Continue Reading..

A four year old baby asks his aunt, why don’t you have any baby? Aunt replies: the airplane hasn’t brought Continue Reading..