We hurt loyal girls and keep hoes happy.
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Singama sende yaz

BREAKING NEWS: MUGABE IS BACK, SET TO TAKE OVER

Former Caps Utd captain Joe ‘Kode’ Mugabe returned from the UK and is set to take over as Caps Utd head coach

U-driver uma ethatha indlela esingayijwayele, sonke etekisini sikhipha ama-earphones ezindlebeni khona sizobona kahle.

Real Love is When you See Your Bae Kissing someone else
And You Calmly Say:
“Asambe Babe KuLate,
Uzombona Noma Kusasa Lomuntu Wakho.!!”
•°•
Yess!!👌

Teacher: why are you late?
Skhanyiso: itolo sishibe ngalenkhukhu lesivusako eksen Sir😟

Mina ngo 67min kaMandela day nakhu engizimisele ngukukwenza:

1.Ngizolungisa indlu yegagu, kunini yanetha bakwethu?

2.Ngizosiza Izimbila njengoba zizobe zithutha I’m sure zizobe zisindwa.

3.Ngzohamba ngiyolanda lendoda eyashaya uNomathemba ngifuna ichaze yayishayelani ingane.

4.Ngizobheka leliPhela elaluma uNano eyoboleka uphondo.

5.Ngizothenga leskhathi esadliwa yinja.

6.Ngizonikeza ijuba imali yokugibela mase beyolichutha phambili,lingafiki selikhathele.

7.Ngizothengela ikati umbhede,kunini lalala eziko sekuyazwela manje.

8.Ngizobe ngipholisa amaseko.

9.Ngizonicelela ukubona uDriver wakaKhumbul’ekhaya.

10.Ngizohamba ngiyobheka lomuzi onotshwala okuhlezi kuthiwa uzokhonjwa.

11.Ngizosula utshwala obugayiwe njengoba kuthiwa buchitheka bugayiwe.

12.Ngizofuna umuntu esohlangana naye eskhaleni kwaNtombela.

13.Ngizomanzisa imbhenge ukuze abazoyikhatha bangagqilazeki ngokuyikhotha yomile.

14.Ngzohamba ngiyobheka amagwababa lapho achobanela khona.

15.Ngizohamba ngiyosiza amagwababa echobana I’m sure khona eselikhathele.

Yikho engizokwenza ngosuku lokuzalwa kukaTata Mandela.

I was in a dream and the red devils were chasing me,
immediately I shouted sevilla.
They disappeared!!

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