Uhlanze kahle ikamelo, upheke, qede uyoboleka i-laptop ngo-R80 ajike umuntu wakhona athi akasezi.

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There are statements in life I will never understand,
like “If you really love him, let him go” 😭
Hayibo uyaphi ngimthanda😂💔

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👮‍♂️ Nock nock nock
👶Ubaniloyooo
👮‍♂️ Yey wena u rape bani e Creche
👶 Ayibo 😳😳 ngimnikeze ishumi loyo

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Sesingaqala ubumnandy njengoba kuDecember futhi siziphatheni kahle abazali bafuna siphumelele ay sphume belele 😍🤣😍🤣😍🤣

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Ipain yokujola neSlay Queen basishyel iHoot sihamba nawe

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Uyangena esontweni sekusele indawo eyodwa eduze ne X yakho, ivele iqale iculo ithi *”usathane akanandawo”*

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Uyabazi ubuhlungu bokubona umakhwapheni womzali wakho. Nokwazi ukuthi uyena oyimbangela yokungabi rite kwesimo ekhaya. Uma ucabanga ngizomenzani ngoba sengiyamazi. 😭😭

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Uyeza uDecember neSdina sawo
Uphume uyothenga isinkwa neAIRTIME
Ubuye Usudakiwe😞

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Uyayazi le pain yokuhlangana nekhansela ungaphethe ngisho imvubu lee.

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Izolo sdakwe🍺🕺 saze senza ibraai 🥩🥓kodwa masvuka imvu
🐑
isaboshiwe ☝️nkinga uSpoti🐕 asimboni🤷‍♂️

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Text your Ex…
“I think you gotta go get tested.”
Umnyise nje ngamabomu.
😂😂😂

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U will think u know all colours until some people start sending u wedding invitation. That’s when you’ll see that your primary teacher simplified your syllabus.
U’ll see something like this:-

Acid Green on Fushia Purple or Titus Silva’ with a little touch of Ojuelegba Blue.

Bride’s family to wear Cockroach Brown with Custard Yellow.

Groom’s family: Combination of Jollof Yellow with Fufu White’ using Akara Gold as fila and gele

Friends: Coconut White with Moimoi yellow on Agama Lizard Head Red’ Other guests should wear Pomo Brown on Alligator Pepper Green with a touch of Onion Purple & Maggi Yellow.

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Dear Zulu’s
Its black friday not khisimusi isaaaa
stop sending xmas messages. Melly khisimusi really???

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