White:who stole my pen??
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Black: awuveze ukuth u ‘D’ bani

Umjolo unyisa kwasani la ngasekhaya akekho nje engsambone ehla eTaxin no Teddy bear😂😂😂 Ahh HALALA 2020

Indoda ibambe umfazi wayo nendoda. Icasuke ife ithathe umfazi wayo bahambe baye ekhaya. Mabefika ekhaya isho ngokuthukuthela okukhulu ithi “wena mfazi thatha zonke izingubo zakho uham….. “iringe ifoni kankosikazi ubaba esakhuluma. Unkosikazi ayiphendule ku loud speaker. Kuzwakale nje ” thank you for claiming your lotto winnings, you may comey to our offices to collect your 3million rands ” Ajabule Unkosikazi mayeqeda athi “baba uthe izingubo zami zenzenjani? ” indoda isho ngelipholile ithi, “bengithi letha zonke izingubo zakho ngikuwashele

Ngena e 🚽toilet
Ne 📲phone
Phuma 💩s’hlama
Sesomelele

Yabona Beyonce umasekazothi
Wimpy all night
Ayi ngivele ngilambe straight

Adakwe UMZALWANE aze abize uJesu ngo Mngani wakhe….babazani bo!!!!!!