• When you texting with your crush
and you have nothing more to say ,
You’ll be
asking things Like
.
.

“So nawe uku 2018”?

wo babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?”
“I don’t know,” replied the other baby giggling.
“What do you mean, you don’t know?” said the first baby. “I mean I don’t know how to tell the difference,” was the reply.
“Well, I do,” said the first baby chuckling, “I’ll climb into your crib and find out.”
He carefully got himself into the other baby’s crib, then quickly disappeared in to the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big smile on his face. “You’re a little girl, and I’m a little boy,” he said proudly.
“You’re ever so clever,” said the baby girl, “but how can you tell?”
“It’s quite easy really,” replied the baby boy, “you’ve got pink socks and I’ve got blue ones.”
Ubusubacabangelani abantwana?
Please leave your filthy mind.

Dear future Bae

When I’m online and not talking to u it means
I’m talking to my uncles about iLobola so ngaphazamisi tuu

Wenzele intombi yase Limpopo iMed Lemon ayiphuze namakhekhe

And your husband will quickly stuff his side chick’s jacket in the fridge, and tell you politely that,
“Baby ungabambi iplastic leyo emnyama yisitshebo sanext door.”

I was in a dream and the red devils were chasing me,
immediately I shouted sevilla.
They disappeared!!

Uhlale kini imini yonke .
No Messages no calls 💔😿😫😒kodwa masunoBbe wakho😊♥, kufona ngisho oMoses bebuza izimbadada zabo💔✋

Niyezwa kubuhlungu kanjan makuthiwa
ningaphumeli ngaphandle…