The guy infront of me said “Johny Walker single”.
The barman served him.
The next guy said “Jack Daniels Single on the rocks”
The barman served him.
When it was my turn I shouted,..”Selibona Nyaa, Married”
The barman fainted……
What do you think surprised him??
Am confused…
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Adakwe UMZALWANE aze abize uJesu ngo Mngani wakhe….babazani bo!!!!!!
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WHITES: “I don’t have any kids.”
BLACKS: “Anginanja, anginakati mina!”
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*Mxolisi:* _”Hey baby, ngi lana kini ngaphandle. Ukuphi?”_
*Gugu:* _”Eish baby, sorry angikho ekhaya ngila e-Jo’burg ngihambe izolo. Bow’funani?”_
*Mxolisi:* _”Eish, ag no it’s fine baby. I wanted to see you, ngino Ten Thousand Rand.”_
*Gugu:* _”Eh, baby!.. Okay just give me five minutes, I’ll be there!”_
*Mxolisi:* _”Hawu, 5 minutes from e-Jo’burg baby?”_
*Gugu:* LOL _”No, relax-a baby. Silana kwamngane wami, sithi kuse Jo’burg. It’s just two blocks away from ekhaya, ngiyeza now now my love.”_
*Mxolisi:* _”Okay ke baby, sizokulinda.”_
*Gugu:* _”Hawu nizongilinda? Kanti uhamba nobani?”_
*Mxolisi:* LOL _”Oh eish, sorry s’thandwa sami. Ngino Lindo, umngane wami wase Thekwini. Uyam’khumbula mos, angithi? We call him u ‘Ten Thousand Rand’ sometimes.”_
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Ngishuthe ugogo nge flash light and kuyimanje ngibizelwa
I family meeting kuthiwa ngishaye ugogo ngezulu
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Ave kumnandi kuhlal phambi emcimbin kuma reserved chair if sebekususa laph kungasena ndaw emva😂😂😂🤣
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Cela ukubuza kwaba cc benza amazipo ukuthi uma unegqithi bhatala full price yhin?
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Gals are size 28-32.
Lokhu okunye omama be Stokvela
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Uzw umunt emudal eth hayibo Mtanami
Ongithathel ilokuzan phez kwenansikan uyileth laaaa!
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Yayazi le pain yokuwa phambi
Kwe crush yakho 😭😭
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Relationship in ICU
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Her :hey babe🌹
Him :hi
Her : are you busy?
Him :yes!!
Her :busy ngani
Him :um watching Ukhozi FM….
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Nywe Nywe Nywe… ujola nesangoma.
Kanti sona asiyena yini umuntu. Noma kunezicubi ezingekho.Yake yagulisa bani impepho.
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avengadalwa kahle avengingakwazi ukuziba umuntu uma sengifunde uwhattsap wakhe ngiphendula manje ngaphandle mawungithole ngi off line, hlambe ngithanda kakhulu izindaba, anibosho phela bafethu ngehlise akulona icala
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Teacher: ayanda akanuki kamnandi e classini bengisacela nemgeza kgale
Umzali: u ayanda akseyona embali ungamnuki mfundise
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Utsi utitsandzela Sesi wase village.
Uftole kutsi yena utitsandzela kuya escojeni (emanti )
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Interviewer: Why Should We Hire You?
boy: Haibo Nawu Mhlolo, Kant Anishodi?
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