Umuntu akubuze ukuthi “Hhawu awusenayo inumber yami!”
lapho usaxakwe nokuthi ukhuluma noba🙆🏽♀️🙆🏽♀️
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Mngane ngitheni ugibela lihlo mqome mngane mubi tshomi hayi wena umuhle yini mnganwami
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Ngishaya i joke instead of Haha u react ngo love
Awsahleki sufuna mina phela wena
Mayyeeee Thixo!!!
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Ukuth umuhle akusho
Kuth umnandi🍆🍑
Mntaka gogo
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Uma igama lakho kunguNokwazi Madonsela, uhlala Osizweni, abangani bakho baplana ukukwenzela i-surprise party ngoMgqibelo. Ngizwe la eNando’s bexoxa.
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Sizixoxela Kumnandi akekho oxabene nomunye. Uvele uyangithuka ungibiza ngama simba kamah. Yabona wena mawuqhubeka nokuba seduze kwami sogcina sibambene nawe inkosi impela. Uyosindela kona nje ukuthi uyagula.
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Whites : Nice shoes 👍👞👞 My Dawg 🙂.
Him : Thanks Dude 🤝🙂
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*Come to us (blacks)*
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Blacks : Izicathulo zakho zinhle Mfana 👍👞👞🙂
Him : Ngis’thenge ngo R1800
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Bayanilwisa yini estolo uma nithatha i-foundation efana ncimishi neskhumba sakho? Noma nje ninenkani?
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Kaizer Chiefs iyafana nemomozi, noma idliwe ayisuki la ikhona. 😏
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uMfundisi uthe intombazane eyitshitshi ayisiphe umthandazo wokuvala inkonzo 🤔
Namanje sisahlez enkonzweni angsomile kanje😲
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“It’s been business doing pleasure with you, come again.” Kwazisholo umahosha emva ‘komsebenzi’.
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Umfake emsebenzini umuntu omnyama ma ehola avele athenge imbuzi ahlabe abonge amadlozi wena akhohlwe ngawe.
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Stop telling couples ukuthi basazohlukana, nawe geza 🚿 bazokushela uyeke umona. ✋
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Uzathi isdudla siya idibala kanti sishaye
ivosho sahluleka uku sukuma
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Watsi lo Sesi
Ngisho kulinyatwa stin (bricks) sembede was BBY
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Athi uDJ Tira: “Hello ladies!” Indoda yakho imemeze kuqala ithi: “Hellooooo!”
Qomani bodadewethu
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