him: bby vuka ngikukhaphe
me: ai bby bengishilo ekhaya ukthi ngibuya month end
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Lowo mzuzu ongixakayo, izivakashi seziyavalelisa. Two hours later basavalelisa. 🙄
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Weeeheee,Ngathi amantombazane ekwazi ukucheatela amasosha izinja ezigada icountry.Bewuyinike wena nezibuko zamehlo.
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Kulonyaka siyolala yini, nangu uDr Malinga uthule nje akasinik kwasignal nje lokhu.
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Mbobo yokubhosha
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Hlabangan’elimhlophe matshinga, magalela’gase njenge ngonyama
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Welcome to eMlazi where ikhadi 💳 logesi lithi 0.00 kodwa ujeqe nobhontshisi uyabhadla estofini
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Umqome ngoba ubone ma keys emoto
Only to realize they were gate key 😃😂😁
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My doctor advise me today he said
“Eeeh Mr Sibiya u shld phuza beer so that uzobuyela emzimbeni wakho” Thanks doctor God Bless You
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Umtana wenyaope zimshayile strong ungena Kubo uthola ityma lakhe lihleli naye wahlala phambi kwalo wabheka phansi uthe Uma evusa ikhanda wambona wathi haw mntomdala konje ngikwazelaphi?
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Waye sethi u Adam ku Eve zama imali yokuza mina ngizo zama yokuthi ujike
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Amahubo 31
verse 9
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Cela ningikhalise bahlali😩😥😭 ezbuhlungu azipheli💔
Mhhh mmhh 😋
Imilando Ka Mayonnaise🍯 Vulwangodisemba No Baked Choice Asosethi Makhekhe🍪
uVulwangodisemba kanye No Asosethi bazalelwa endaweni yase Dolobheni emashelufini , eWoolworths mmhh😖😋😝mmhh😪😖😋.
uVulwangodisemba🍯 No Asosethi🍪 basuka eWoolworths baya kwaBoxer beyovakashela umalume wabo uBlackFriday😥😖😋.
Ngokungahlaliseki kwabo bazithola emotweni I AMG-trolley G-63🚙🍪🍯ngenxa yokuthanda imali. Mmmh mmmhh😖😥😪😋.
uVulwangodisemba🍯 no Asosethi Makhekhe🍪 bafikela ekhaya🏡ngoplastic endoweni yaseceleni kwewodrophini ecelini kwestina sombhede, emvakwe baseyobhede,nasephinifeni eskhwameni emvakwezitsha ezifaya edaningilumu.
UVulwangodisemba 🍯 kanye Asosethi Makhekhe ngenxa yokungahlaliseki kwabo kahle bazithola eflijini ngohlaka Ka 25X-Mas🎅
UVulwangodisemba uhambe engozini yesalati yekhabishi namaviyena, u Asosethi yena ucwile ejusini🍹🍷wehlangodilinki.
Siyohlezi Sinikhumbula Njalo ngomhlaka 25X-Mas🎅
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When you have a fight with your Nigerian boyfriend but
you’re forced to call him “baby” because
you can’t pronounce “Ukhuchukwa”
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Njengoba uhamba ngezimbadada nje…
Who are you trying to explain?
Uzama uk’chaza Bani?
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Police:knock knock
Nyaa: Ngubani
POLICE:ngabantu bomthetho
Nyaa:nifunani.????
POLICE:phuma sixoxe
Nyaa:nibangaki.???
POLICE:singu two
Nyaa:Xoxani lowu Two mina ngisalele.
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Yaz Abe mubi umuntu uze ufune nokumbuza kuthi is it painful
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