UNyaar uya eskoleni. Uhamba uyadlala, uhubhana namantombazane. Uma efika sekunothisha eclasin and udinwe ufile.
Teacher: Nyaar ngoba ulate uzongena ngokuphendula umbuzo la. Khetha, ngikubuze owodwa onzima noma elula emihlanu?
Nyaa: Owodwa onzima.
Teacher: Okey, zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Nyaa: 5000 sir.
Teacher: Ukuthathaphi lokho?
Nyaa: No!! Sivumelene ngombuzo owodwa, manje lo omunye uvelaphi? Suka emnyango ngingene.

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Yaz kuke kube nzima othandweni uze uthi nama uya estolo uthi ucela u 2 litre we airtime no R12 we coke

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Sesi Liker ngoba phela sasfunda nawe,
kodwa nje yimbi ingane yakho!!😑

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amaClubs Ayavulwa But Kungena 1 By 1 uJaive Udedele Abanye😹

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Celukubuza kuyicala yini ukubuza impilo kumuntu emva kokubingelela? Uvele athi ngiyaphila angasakubuzi wena unjani, ngangithi kwenziwa yizingane zodwa nabadala ke sebenawo lomkhuba yashonaphi inhlonipho maZulu

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People who like to say “sizobe silapho noma kanjani”
never attend the event

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Inhliziyo yendoda itholwa umuntu oyedwa, the rest basuke sebethola izinso, usu, inyongo ne 4-5 ke😂😂😂😂😂

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Divorce is for rich people.
Imagine going to court
libanga amazenge omkhukhu leZkaftin ze
ice creamHayibo stick together once*

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Ngisacela ngingiboleka ezinkomishi ezingu-4 zelayisi, ifoni yami ingene emanzini.

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Don’t ask a girl if she’s hungry
they always hungry dimpya tse.

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Niyakhumbula ngithi I cants leave without him 😔♥️.

Well sengiyaliva bantase😣!

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Adakwe uMakoti💃 🍷emncimbini.Abambe uBabezala ekhanda, ambuze:”Usudlile wena mpandlana?”👴🏾

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Angaba khona ama dessert bt heiy uJelly ngisho ungenziwa ubani nini uyaqala noma akaqali unento yawo nje. I don’t knw noma ilokunyakaza kwawo engathi it’s someone trying to scare u. Umnandi Jelly, ngiyakuthanda futhi.

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uzitshele ukuthi sezingiphelele izitayela during
umdavazo uvele ungizwe ngithi “bby lala engathi uyagodola”

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