Intshebe ifuna engathi u ngaba nemoto ungalokhu uzula ngey nyawo njenge mbuzi
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Nx Yati Muntfu Abe Mubi Phindze Ahambe Kancane Nawumpheketela Ekuseni ShIt!!!
– 😂😂✋
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Ayi ukuthi ngyesaba kushela
Into eyenza ngingajoli ukuthi kufuna sihlangane everyday
and mina anginazimpahla
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Yaz bonke opresident bakwaz ukufika nesixazululo sesifo esfikayo.uRamaphosa usehlulwa iCorona into ehamba ngomoya ngabe uyihogela👃 yonke leCorona asize izwe lakhe ,vele sfuna omunye uMphathi😷
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Zithi intombi zamaZulu uma wenza ucansi kumele ujuluke ,
uma ngajulukanga ngu(Hide&sick)masicashelane
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Ungaze uzike inhlavu ekhanda ngenxa yentombi ekbeni ziziningi kangaka ku facebook bo
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I was shocked today … was at Pakistan shop then this guy came along who is gay actually then he buys a 12,5KG of impuphu then he was like yooh “iyasinda lempuphu idinga amandla endoda”
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Him:bbe angisasuzi for two weeks I think am pregnant
Her :udakiwe
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UDlamini udinwe: elokhu ezwa kuthiwa Sel-B, Sel Beyonce engathi kubatshazwa isungqazu saphesheya.Kanti kuzoqhamuka isihlama senja esinama s🍆
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Kwi-assembly next week:
Ntuli: “Culani zingane zami.”
Someone: “Khabaribe baba!”
Crowd: “Fire!”
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amaClubs Ayavulwa But Kungena 1 By 1 uJaive Udedele Abanye😹
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Uyabazi ubuhlungu bokubona umakhwapheni womzali wakho. Nokwazi ukuthi uyena oyimbangela yokungabi rite kwesimo ekhaya. Uma ucabanga ngizomenzani ngoba sengiyamazi. 😭😭
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Public Clinics Nurse’s Will Call you by Your illnesses.
•°•
They’ll be like: “Hey Wena TB Uyaphi?”
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Sesbona ngama Blocks
Ekhanda kuth lo
ndoda yakhe umahlalela
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Nakhu uSipho uyaxoshwa emsebenzini bese ecabanga ukuvula ikhemesi nangempela ayivule aqashe abantu abawu2 ukuthi bamsize bese ebeka imithetho ukuthi “Mawulaphekile ukhokha uR1000 uma ungalaphekanga sikubuyisela uR5000 back” akubeke ngaphandle lokho njebhodi …. kuqhamuke iphoyisa lifunde langaphandle libone ukuthi iningi lemali angene ngaphakathi
PHOYISA: dokotela nginekinga yokungayizwa I taste yokudla engikudlayo
DR: basebenzi ngicela ibhodlela number 22 lapho .. phuza lana
PHOYISA : aphuze ( arghhh ) ungiphuzisa umchamo lona
DR: khokha ndoda sewukwazi ukuzwa I taste manjr uzwile ukuthi ngumchamo lo(likhokhe iphoyisa ..libone ukuthi libhayizile libuye futhi ngakusasa )
PHOYISA: dokotela nginenkinga yokungakhumbuli ebingikudla izolo ngisize (imambane le iyayifuna lemali)
DR: basebenzi lethani lelo bhodlela unumber 22.
PHOYISA: cha cha cha aii leli bhodlela layizolo lomchamo.
DR: khokha ngoba sewukhumbula ukuthi bewudlani izolo(likhokhe iphoyisa libone ukuthi libhayizile futhi phela lemali liyayifuna libuye futhi)
PHOYISA: dokotela nginekinga yokungaboni emehlweni
DR: cha ngeke sikwazi ukukusiza lapho bamba naku uR5000 wakho besho bemnika uR50
PHOYISA: hawu engani ngu R50 njr loo
DR: khokha ngoba usuyabona ukuthi malini lee ……..iphoyisa lavele laqaleka
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“DLala ngama shi shi ”
Kusho ubabakho esiyalanda u plate number four emshadweni😂
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