wuuuu ngabe uZodwa Wabantu bekal’gcokile yini iphenti ku funeral ya ManZuza no Smangele?????
Loading views...
Uyakwazi ukuzitshwa isesheli esik’shela kamnandi? 😩 Lapho udane u-checker u-last seen.😌 Ufise nok’buza: “Angishelwa yini namhlanje?”
Loading views...
Sonke sinama results eswathola emvakobusika
1.pregnance 🤰🍆
2.izifo zocansi🙍♂️🛌
3.iNyongo 🤦♀️☕
Mina ngi bhizi neTiye, my Result is number 03 for iNyongo yoshukela we Tiye
Engabe wena ulindsleni ?
Loading views...
Uuyise umbali e zoo abone I tiger umve atsi ha bby jungle oat engaka
Loading views...
Uma umunt wesfazane egeza ebe ecula,
mase esethuli usuke esegezani ?
Loading views...
Ababahle Abantu kuma Social Media weNkosi yami,
awubabone ngo inperson🙉🙉🙉🙉
Loading views...
In an interview:
Q: Mdala, umsebenzi okhona ngowokugamula izihlahla lokugebha izigumunga, manje angazi ukuthi sowake wakwenza lokho before because kufuneka iphysical fitness. Sowake wenza umsebenzi onjalo?
A: Yah, yiwo umsebenzi wami manje wonalowo, ngawusebenza iminyaka eminengi
Q: Wawusebenza ngaphi
A: Ngangisebenza e, e, e, kwakuthiwa kuse, eKalahari forest, eBotswana
Q: Do you mean to say Kalahari Desert?
A: Nanso indaba, lina lazi sokuyidesert phela? Kwakulihlathi konke laphana, yithi esayenza kwaba yidesert.
Q: So for how long did you work there? I mean your experience?
A: 36 years
Q: How old are you?
A: Ngile 31 years
Q: So how come your work experience is more than your age
A: Ngangitshaya ama~overtime
Loading views...
Mtana se khaya ungafuni yonke le nonses
Yeyi bunu as long as isangena e shwapi you have a butts
Loading views...
I was dancing the Thuso Phala dance this past long weekend then i heard someone saying ‘hela monna otswa amanzi…’
Loading views...
Her : Babe yaz ngyagula
Him: Ncono wena … abanye bafile
Loading views...
Nowadays relationships are like beer crates that are kept in tarvens. 😂 😂 😂
Just ukusukuma kancane nje, omunye sewuhleli.
Loading views...
🤣🤣 Ngihlekiswa nguMfazi wami la uthi loBaba wakwamakhelwane akasokile 🤣🤣 abaFazi
Loading views...
Umupolishe umuntu kanti umpolishela thina 😂
Loading views...
I can’t wait to get married ngivese ngidle wonke ma Danone fridge
bese ngibukela ingane zibhaxabulwa strong ngoswazi
Loading views...
Wena ubusy utshela abantu ukuthi ufana nami.
Ufana nami kanjani, ungakaze ungibone ngidakwa utshwala ngikipitile?
Loading views...
When your girlfriend visits u at home
Then your 8 year old little sister ask infront of your girlfriend:
“Kanti uphi uMpumi? Mpumi muhle yooh”
–
Rest in Peace bro
You are dead
Loading views...