Konje kusazoba mnandi empilweni yami, ngisazocabuza umkami uma silungiselela ukuya emsebenzini. 🤗 Zithi izingane zethu: “Eww… Get a room!”
Sihleke nomkami.
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Hello hrllow Snothova. Kwazisholo umagugwana efuna ukuthi it not over
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Ngemva kokutshumayela omama bebandla koLwesine umfundisi uyabuza:
Pastor:Lacina nini bomama ukutshela omkenu liyabathanda❓
Omama🙍🏽👩🏽: Hawu lamhlanje ekuseni.
Pastor: Liqiniso lelo sure🤔?
Omama: Liqiniso Man of God Pastor🙏🏽
Worayithi omunye lomunye kathumele umkakhe ku WhatsApp 📱ethi “I love you”😍…
Benza njalo bonke. UMfundisi wasesithi tshintshanani amafoni. Ngesikhathi esincane impendulo ezabuya lapho? Zahle zanetha njengezulu. 💦💦🌦☁🌨🌨⛈⛈⛈
1. Kanti e church selinatha ithothotho yini? 😳
2. Ufunani lamuhla? ☹
3. Wrong number 🙅🏽♂
4. Usutshayelele imota yami futhi? 😡
5. Lamhla izulu lizakuna sibili 😥
6. Uzangitshela kuhle wena wule ukuthi ubukhuluma lobani la😡😡
7. Njenganini? Kutheni lamhla? 🙄
8. Udakiwe🤔
9. Uyangihlolela 😕
10. Hamba khatshana le 🖕🏽
11. Kulesigqoko osifunayo yini? 👗😒
12. Uyahlanya 😠
13. Uyaphupha yini? 😴
14. Angisahambi lapho ebengisiya khona ngingabhewuka🚶🏽
15. Sokulesihlobo sakho esifikileyo yini?⚰
Lesson: Always love your spouse
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I think thina amadoda sadalelwa ukuphika nje even at church in a choir: 😁😁😁
GIRLS: Avulekile amasango !!! 😊😊😊
GUYS: Hhayi, hhayi, hhayi, hhayi hhayi !!!
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Boy:Baba umfana eskoleni ungbiza istabane
Father:Hawu awumshayi ngan ekujwayela
Boy:kodwa ubukeka emuhle
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Ukuba i stepfather sekusegazini angisabuzi nokuth unayo yin ingane
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Yoh! 😭 😭
Kazi zidlile yini izinkomo engizolotsholwa ngazo? Ey, ngaze ngane-stress. 💔
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Wellcome to the Bible:
Yini kodwa lento kaMaria yokuthandala noJosefa kodwa akhuleliswe nguMoya ongcwele bese ezala iNdodana kaDavide?
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Niqeda ukuqabulana nino muntu wakho
Girl:baby ushiye ushephisi emlomeni wam🤨🤨🤔🤔
Boy:No,bby akusiwona ushiphisi ngineflu🤣🤣😂😂😅😅🤣🤣😂😂
What is that if u think?? 🤣😂😅😅🤣🤣😁
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Uthi obhala kahle:
Keep telling them, “Akuhlangani.” khona bezolala kahle ebusuku.
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S*x – HIV
Kiss – COVID19
Single – SALT
Marriage – STRESS
😢kahle kahle impilo ichakalaka yento.
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I Weekend yonke ubangela ifamily yakho umsindo ngoMbhaqanga noMaskandi. Izingane ma zidlala amaPiano ngoMonday zibuya eskoleni uthi:”FUSEK ayehle leyonto. Uwu Bab’ Doti.
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La ekhaya banenkani, bathi i-Ultra Mel izovulwa ngoNew Year! 😕😢
Kodwa amaChoice Assorted neMayonnaise yavulwa ngoKhisimusi.
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Ngithule ngatsi angiboni
But one day uyong bukela etulu
Nje nge TV yase tarven
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Some girls ahlulwa izitabane ngobuhle ebese ecath ungabanga indoda nestabane khohlwa “oe”
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I will name my child “Oteng”❤
Oteng’s friends : Papa Oteng, Oteng Oteng?
Me : Oteng Hateng!!
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