Him :”I like you but you are in a relationship.”
Her : “Ngena ayilumi!!”

In an interview:
Q: Mdala, umsebenzi okhona ngowokugamula izihlahla lokugebha izigumunga, manje angazi ukuthi sowake wakwenza lokho before because kufuneka iphysical fitness. Sowake wenza umsebenzi onjalo?
A: Yah, yiwo umsebenzi wami manje wonalowo, ngawusebenza iminyaka eminengi
Q: Wawusebenza ngaphi
A: Ngangisebenza e, e, e, kwakuthiwa kuse, eKalahari forest, eBotswana
Q: Do you mean to say Kalahari Desert?
A: Nanso indaba, lina lazi sokuyidesert phela? Kwakulihlathi konke laphana, yithi esayenza kwaba yidesert.
Q: So for how long did you work there? I mean your experience?
A: 36 years
Q: How old are you?
A: Ngile 31 years
Q: So how come your work experience is more than your age
A: Ngangitshaya ama~overtime

Vulani uKhozi FM, uSfiso Ncwane uchaza kabanzi ngokufa kwakhe!

Ungene ne-girlfriend emfishane etekisini, uzwe u-driver ethi: “Mgone babakhe, kuzovuleka i-space.”

Girlfriend : Bbe😍
Boyfriend : Yes hun❤
Girlfriend : Sacela ngiphe imali ngiyafa yindlala
Boyfriend : Unayo i change ye R100?
Girlfriend :Yes boo😘😍
Boyfriend : Sebenzisa yona ke

Nowadays relationships are like beer crates that are kept in tarvens. 😂 😂 😂

Just ukusukuma kancane nje, omunye sewuhleli.

Baf’ethu nodadewethu, let’s normalise ukushera i-post eyodwa at least from this page ngosuku.