uzitshele ukuthi uthole umaqodana wakho
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kanti usuthole u paper 2 we-X yakho
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Ayikho into ebuhlungu bathi uyaphinda ungaka dlanga emnyanyeni
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Noma iziziba sezagqibeka kodwa ubulwembu obacushwa izinjoli busabamba
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Usathi “Kuzoba Lit 👌ngo December”
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Uvele uThwase ngo November
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Whites after the funeral
Hey it was so sad
Blacks
Uyifumene njani chicken ena?
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Uma nje nkosi yami ngingazitholela intombi eythandayo, esebenzayo. Futhi ezihloniphayo. Angiyifuneli izinto eziningi bakwethu, ngifuna nje ukuyiququda, nami Kade kwasa bengiququda. Nami ngifuna ukuyiququda nginga phazanyiswa muntu.
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Zulu: Selimathunzi Duku Duku…
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Pedi: Selimathuntsi kudu kudu..
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uINNO no Ngidi bahleli ebhasini. Kuthe kusenjalo
kwangena indoda enempandla ecwebezelayo.
Bahleka base babhansane onkabi baze basho bathi,
“Isibuko sezinyoni phela lesi!”
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Athi uINNO,
“Uyazi Ngidi mina ngingayishaya leyandoda ngempama empandleni yayo
kuze kube kathathu maqeda ingangenzi lutho!”
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(Aphike uNgidi athi angeke. Athi uINNO asibheje R100! Babheje)
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Asukume uINNO aqonde kulendoda afike ayishaye kakhulu ekhanda bese ethi,
“Wena Spambo ulana kanti? Kunini sikufuna Lwabishi!”
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Iphendule lendoda ithi,
“Angiyena uSpambo mina mfethu! Futhi angimazi nakumazi.”
Ayiphinde uINNO ayishaye kuthi Phaxa ekhanda layo bese ethi,
“Amanga wena Spambo maaan! Usuyaziphika doti?”
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Idinwe lendoda igcine ikhetha ukuyohlala emuva, iyabona
ukuthi lomuntu uyayifanisa.
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Ahleke uINNO bese ethi,
“Ngidi, sengiyoyishaya okokugcina manje leyampandla!”
Ashone khona uINNO afike ayishaye kakhulu ngempama
ekhanda bese ethi,
“Kanti wena Spambo ulana! Yazi sengize ngashaya
umuntu ngimfanisa nawe lapha phambili Lwabishi!!!”
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Boy:Baba umfana eskoleni ungbiza istabane
Father:Hawu awumshayi ngan ekujwayela
Boy:kodwa ubukeka emuhle
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Dont ask me a relationship advice. I went back to the same girl 12 times… Solo bathi mnike i chance
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Phone rings
Side chick : hello
Main chick : ngicela umnikati we phone
Side chick : usafaka I condom, can I take the message?
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To those I promised to meet, I’m sorry guys, anginaso iskhathi samasimba mina.
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After lockdown Siya straight kuDecember💃..
.Shasha angaze abe Preg n Kabza👦
angaze acabane naMaphorisa😎
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Uwashe uze uketshise ikhanda uwashela indoda Yona ilele embhedeni uchater nomunye ugel
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Uthi ikhanda lami kalisebenzi ngiyavuma ngoba kalikaze liqhatshwe
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Ladies sometimes you gotta surprise your mother inlaw and send her your nudes and be like “Bona ngwana wao oja fresh njan
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