Ukuba i stepfather sekusegazini angisabuzi nokuth unayo yin ingane
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Him; yini uju ngesingisi?
Her; angizi Honey
😅😅😅😅
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Ladies, indoda engasebenziyo uyinika kanjani iNumber esebenzayo?
What happened to merit kanti.?
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Ladies like wearing matching outfits,
ivele ifanele munye kini noy 4
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Umtshele kahle umuntu ukuthi “ugayiphenduli le message ngoba usebuyile ubae”
Avele athi “ufike nini?”
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I-stress nje siphathisa nge-stroke ube uthih okwe straw
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(Post by Mthandeni)
Mhla ngizikhiphe NoNonhlanhla 🙄👫 ay sifike sithenge iNkukhu 🐔 e Nando’s ,ejabule efe eth ujwayele i Kfc🙄 Ay sihambe siyohlala e park🏝 saqala Sadla saphuza ne juice 🍹ngathi sengisuth wasala wadla yedwa umlenze 🍗 saqeda saqabulana kwamnand💏 .
if sesihamba ngith asiqoqe ukudla, avele akuthathe kuqala akufake ku plastic then akufake ku dust bin🚮inhliziyo ishaye ngamandla ngith asambe ngimuphelezele ngimufake kwi taxi🚈 eyakubo ngivalelise, ngiphindele ngiyolanda lo kudla but ngidrayise ngokungena e mall kuqala ngiphume ngith ngiwela i robort 🚦uma ngiqhamuka nje nangu usephethe lo plastic shuth uphume ngenye indlela 😦 ay sijahane epark 🏃🏃 sibanga u plastic, angazi washayeka nin ngetshe, isandla sangena nin sonke E🍑 ukuth amaphoyisa afika nin but namanje ngisahamba icala le assault😞
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A Taxi Driver drives into a Petrol Station in a Fancy Surburb with his Toyota Quantum Taxi
Taxi Driver: Sawubona,Ngicela Ungifakele I Full Tank Mtakababa(Petrol)
Attendant:I only speak English sir,Could you please repeat that in English
Taxi Driver:Oh! Ok good morning,I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my Motorized Automobile,therefore I Cordially request that you transfere from your Subterranean Resevoir a sufficient quantity of the Combustible fluid of the Highest Octane rating to fill the appropriate receptable of the said means of preambullation to the Brim(fuel).
Attendant:Cha Mfwethu,Bengizidlalela,Uthe Ufuna I petrol Enjani??😃😂😂….
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Bethuel: Otla nyela mfana,
Jack : Wanyela ,ore nna ketla nyela, watseba masepa ka sekwapa wena he ore ke tla nyela
Bethuel: ya, ke mamphu
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Him :”I like you but you are in a relationship.”
Her : “Ngena ayilumi!!”
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Ake nisho, labo sisi bama-traffic cop le zinqa ezinkulu ezabo or ezasemsebenzini?
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Nokufaka chicken soup enyameni yenkomo kungakuswelisa umendo
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Angithi sonke siyavumelana ukuthi ipleti ebelinesinkwa asiliwashi kodwa siyalithintitha?
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Uyazi ukuthi umthakathi akayisweli into azokujaha ngayo. Ngokuthi nje awukho upelepele🌶️ kusayimbali🌺, Sengonile.Sengizwa kuthiwa awumbiwa ndawonye.Ngopelepele??🤷♂️
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TV dramas
Isidingo = The need
Imbewu = The seed
Muvhango = …… ?
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Intokazi ekhulelwe ingena etekisini yagaklaza isicabha.
Taxi Driver: “Ukube nalawo mathanga wawavala kanjalo!”
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