Ngibonna I traffic cops eZion I think kukhona ojikeleze ngesantya esipezulu
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In a taxi from Beitbridge to
Johannesburg…
A young man sitting on the front sit
answers his phone “Babey ngise taxin eya
eFree State for the weekend ngiyabuya
monday!”
# after he hangs up#
The lady sitting behind him answers her
phone and said “Hey dear… ngise taxin eya
eKlerksdorp ku interview I’ll call you later!”
# immediately after she hangs up#
A young lady at the back seat answers her
phone “Mama ngisendleleni ngiya
eMafikeng.
The old man sitting next to her at the back
screams “ENTLEKE lamasimba etaxi ayaphi
vele yeeee!!!!
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Ubu X buphela nini kanti, sengohlala ngiyi X yakho noma sengishadile? Hayi ngeke mele ibene limit lento.
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Ungcono wena, uSathane wafika kuwe ehamba ngePolo, mina ngamsukela ku-inbox ezithulele uSathane wabantu.
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Isingisi silula ukunesizulu shame ubhala one word usuqedile umzekelo
English- category
Zulu- obhuti abagunde amakhathi abahlala egoli
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Usathi uzenza wena oneskhwele kumunt wakho omusha🙈🙈🙈uzwe *haai ngathi uzoba umthwalo osindayo asvele siyeke* 😃😃😃😃😃
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Niyezwa kubuhlungu kanjan makuthiwa
ningaphumeli ngaphandle…
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Ngaze ngamilwa ithumba endaweni ewrong kumakhaza nakanje😭😭😭
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Yeyi maan beningasiyeki ngani sbulalane, kusho uKiyo bemlamulela kade ekinywa yinkosikazi esekweqe amehlo
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UMBLOCKE USNEH KU FACEBOOK ABUYE ESEGQOKE INGUBO ZAMA SOSHA, VELE UBONE UKUTHI LA IBHUZI LINGAKHALA NOMA ININI ENQENI
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Mantombazana ngicela ningibuzele kulabo bhuti be straight-back ukuthy yin inkinga yabo…..ngoba no usher akasawendzi lama simba no jub jub imbala. .
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Angithi Nina Nithi Anifebi!
Ubaniike Igama Lomuntu Wakho?? Or Nishimile??
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Ladies Imagine.
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Umvakashela Umfana For iSleepover, Akunyobe To Come Nice.
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Bese Ngabo 10 Avuke Aye e-Kitchen Ayodla Yedwa. Abuye Akucabuze Ngamafutha e-Wors.
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Rich and His girlfriend went to London for holidays. The following night his girlfriend screamed “igundwane,igundwane weee!!!!”🐁🐁🐁
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So they decided to inform room service but they both don’t know the English word for “igundwane”🐁
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Rich: Hello room service😞
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Room service: Hello sir how can I help you?😯
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Rich: Mmmmm do you know Tom and Jerry😐
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Room service: Of course yes, I know them😕
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Rich: Jerry is here!
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Into ebhedayo ngokubhala amahlaya njalo ukuthi kuyothi noma seku-serious ngiboshiwe ngibhale ngithi, “Ngicela usizo, ngiboshiwe eNewcastle police station!”
Bavele bakuphendule bathi, “Kwaaaa! Ave ugula njalo wena, uyithathaphi i-cellphone usejele?”
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Angilele ngiyacabanga la, ubani owake wezwa iphoyisa linuka i-perfume? Or umthetho awuvumi?
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