Ungenze Njan Ufike Ekgcineni Kwe Bible Kubhalwe Ukuth..
Syadlala Xaim…
Wena Usuzi Nikelile…

Usathi “Kuzoba Lit 👌ngo December”
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Uvele uThwase ngo November

Usunayo yin imali kaMalume kusasa noma kuzondiza iGown ePink engaboshiwe usuyochaza?

UMdelwa noMathayi babeyokhempa, kwathi phakathi nobusuku wavuka uMathayi ekhala, “Yho! Yho! Ngilunywe yinyoka kwitotolozi lami!”
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“Ungakhathazeki, ngizofonela udokotela engimaziyo mhlampe angeza neqhinga.” kududuza uMdelwa esho efonela udokotela.
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“Dokotela! Umngani wami ulunywe yinyoka, ngenzenjani?”
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Aphendule udokotela, “Angeke konakale kakhulu uma uzophuthuma, vele uncele igazi lakhe umngani wakho lapho imlume khona.”
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Abonge uMdelwa bese evala ucingo, uMathayi abuze, “Uthini udokotela?”
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Ngaphandle kokuchitha isichathi athi uMdelwa, “Uthi udokotela wena uzofa!”

Zihlobo ezinhle linjani ma kulomuntu owadobha I suitcase eyi Navy blue iqinile nje ilithambo ngo Dec yawiswa yimota eyayithwele isidumbu yawela endaweni zase Maphisa kodwa akwazakali kukuphi yayingabhalwanga I Gama ngeyomufi owayethwelwe manje kunzima umufi uyapoka sesizame yonke into ukuthi angapoki ufuna impahla zakhe siyacela owayidobhayo atshaye ucingo kule number 002363777373900 siyacela mpela awutshontshanga wadobha kodwa loba usizigqokile ziqoqe lezo zinto uzifake esuitcasin ziphindele kumnikazi uyasihlupha ubona sesibhala nje kunzima ngoba uzagcina esehlupha wena mazidobha siyacela ma wadobha tshaya ucingo I suitcase ngeyase St Joseph siyabonga yithi abakibo ka Mufi uqoqe konke okwakuphakathi uphindisele into zomufi Siyabonga

Ukuphuza igazi likaJesu kuzwakala njengobuthakathi kimi.

Guy : hey dear…
Girl :hey…
Guy :u Right ?
Girl : yes u…?
Guy :am cool..ubani igama lakho ?
Girl : elika Facebook,Mxit or elamampela?
Guy : elamampela dear..
Girl : nick name or elikwi I.D ?
Guy : elikwi I.D
Girl :1st name or second ?
Guy : mxm! Vele undinike i number
yakho ke…
Girl : account number,I.D number or
cell number ?
Guy : nditsho i cell number.
Girl : eka MTN,Cell C okanye u
Vodacom ?
Guy : MTN dear
Girl : 073,078 or 083 ?
Guy : 078…
Girl : ndiknike le ye Nokia okanye eye blackberry or eye sumsang ?
Guy : ndinike eye black berry girl…
Girl : torch,curve or i bold ?
Guy : (pissed) hay suka yeka maan
xa ungafuni sfebe
Girl : manje ukwatile or awuna
air time?
(gilikiqi phansi the guy “collapsed)…
Girl : owh!…yini manje ukhathele
uyalala noma ufile ?