(Ube late eklasini ungene)

Teacher:yindaba u late?
Asande:ngyaxolisa Miss
Teacher:K ukhethani ngikubuze imibuzo ewu 5 elula noma owodwa onzima?
Asande:owodwa onzima
Teacher:K zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakheni?
Asande:1 500
Teacher:ukuthathaphi lokho?
Asande:Awu Miss sivumelane nombuzo owodwa lo wesbili uwuthathaphi?
Teacher:(quite)

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Sekuba nalokwe bafana
Kwekushaya I one nje leyi 1 vho
Kulale ngatsi kushashwe ngumphakatsi 😈😠😀😁😂😂

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ama’Yellow bone afana nesinkwa esim’hlophe…
am’nandi mara aw’suthis kahle marn

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🤣🤣 Ngihlekiswa nguMfazi wami la uthi loBaba wakwamakhelwane akasokile 🤣🤣 abaFazi

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I Wonder How It Feels To Be
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Winnie Madikizela Mandela😟
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Everyday Bona Ex Yakho In Your Wallet 😅

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I was dancing the Thuso Phala dance this past long weekend then i heard someone saying ‘hela monna otswa amanzi…’

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A baby mosquitoe had just had his first day lokutinyela abantu, ntambama his father askd: ‘How was yo 1st day in the real world son?’ Baby mosquito: “It was fanta-bulous dad, everyone was clapping hands for me!” Dad: “Son, every1 was trying to kill you.” MORAL: not every1 who laughs with you is a well-wisher, do not trust every cute smile.

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Zulu girls can easily dump u for not having foreskin n be like:LENYAMA IYASHODA

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Iwoman on top eyani vele, cos awukaze wabona umgodi ugumba ipiki. Umuzwe omunye ethi baby it’s my turn now. Wake walibona ikhekhe lisika ummese.

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Ungene ne-girlfriend emfishane etekisini, uzwe u-driver ethi: “Mgone babakhe, kuzovuleka i-space.”

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Mawunesikweletu somuntu omsabayo vele uyekubangani bakho ucele bakubulale athuyafika uzosifuna kuthiwe kade afa loyo, khona ezojala

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Indoda eyayineplazi, yayinezingulube ezinhlanu (5) zensikazi. Yahamba nezingulube izisa kwi-auction, ithe uma ifika yahlangana nomunye umlimi owayezodayisa izingulube ezinhlanu ezingamaduna. “Uma ngifuna zikhwelane lezi zingulube ngingenzanjani?” kubuza indoda enezingulube zensikazi.

“Singahlangana nje mfwethu halfway, zizokhwelana.” kuphendula lo omunye umlimi.

“Manje ngizokwazi kanjani ukuthi sezimithi?”

Aphendule umlimi athi: “Uma sezimithi zizoya otshanini ziyodla, uma zingamithi zizobuyela odakeni.”

Manje babeqhelelene ngo 120km ngokuhlala, bavumelana ngokuthi bazohlangana halfway nezingulube lezo zizo khwelana. Yagcina ingasazidayisanga izingulube indoda yabuyela nazo emuva. Ngakusasa yalayisha izingulube evenini yahamba, yabuya.

Ngakusasa izingulube zavele zaqonda odakeni. Wahamba futhi kwaze kwaphela iviki lonke, izingulube zilokhu zibuyela odakeni. Yagcina isikhathele indoda, ngakusasa ekuseni yathi kunkosikazi wayo: “Nkosikazi ngicela ungibhekela ngewindi lezi ngulube ukuthi zikuphi. Zisetshanini noma odakeni?” ibuza indoda izilalele embhedeni.

Aphendule unkosikazi ebona isimanga ngaphandle, “Vuka baba uzobona! Azikho etshanini futhi azikho nasodakeni, zisevenini enye ingaphambili ishaya ihutha!”

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Corona virus thatha wonke ama yellow bone”😲asazi kwabangcobisayo

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Nywe nywe miss my boyfriend”
Manje thina senzen? Si react nga masende wakhe?

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MAKUKU kungan uthanda makuku ubumnandi kungan uwena udla ngisike ngilambile oh nami ngambile

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