“Sicela uDriver weMercedes-Benz AMG C63 azoyisusa ikuWrong Parking Spot”

😏Ngavele ngasukuma ngayozamula Ngaphandle 🤣
awuyazi inhlonipho engiyithole sengibuya

ungene nge vosho ku relationship yabantu kanti badla itreatment💊 uphume ushaya nayi le walk.

Me: Bae World Cup Phelile
Her : Njenge Relationship Yetsu

“Phezu kwakhe boy, ungamsabi!”

👦🏾: “Sawubona Mandisa, ubani igama lakho?

That moment u sit next to a hot chic in a kombi then when u start hitting on her an old lady u know says…

“Ngakucina ufuna ukuphinda iO level okwesithathu wacina upasile yini”

Yesterday I was at the mall, when I went to a public toilet. Immediately when I sat down. i had this conversation with an unknown
man
Man: hello
Me: yebo
Man: what are you doing there
Me: same thing you are doing there I guess
Man : baby I’m too horny ngingeza ngalapho
Me: (surprised ) Bhuti asazani mina nawe so please singaphaphelani
Man: okay baby, oh before I forget ngizokupha le R2200
Me : ( thinking “but R2200 for one round is a lot of money”) okay ke bhudi
Man : thank honey
Me:(by that time besengicabange lentsha tsha icavella) yiza Phela, but you must give me the money first
Man : baby I have to call you later there’s some idiot who answer all my question when I’m talking to you

Chiskop ebusika, kuvele ku-freeze nemicabango.