Ngithume umntaka mzawami nge$2 ngathi ayethenga isinkwa lochago. Sengibona engasaphenduki ngathi wothi ngilandele maybe kukhona okuwrongo. Ngibone okunkunzi kuhamba kudlala kusidla icream donut kunatha lefrozen, ngikubuze ngithi “kanti Ntando wahamba udlala into engikuthume zona zinga,”
Kuphendule kuthi hayiAunt imali ilahlekile,
Kanti manje leyo othenge ngayo okudlayo uyithethe nga?
Kuthi, “ngithe sengiphenduka ngadobha i$2

Not all Boys are “Cheaters”
Some are “Leopard”
.
Niyeke uku Khuluma uDotti

Ngaze ngahalela amanzi ase Toilet🚽”
Pregnant woman’s and their craving’s

Ngicela ningifundisa ukutshekisa le emoji “😂” kade ngizama, ngiyehluleka. 😢 😭

Uthi utshontsha ama
niknaks engane uvele
uhlangane nelimanzi

Buyavulwa utshwala sophumula ukuthenga utshwala nge price yoSofa.

Pastor Said :
“You should know your wife’s favourite flowers this valentine!”
Nyaa then whispers to his wife :And your favorite is
“Selfraising Flour ! my dear .

Umunt uzogezela evrandi kulo Disemba, phela nishiyana kabi nina. ✋🏽 😐

And your husband will quickly stuff his side chick’s jacket in the fridge, and tell you politely that,
“Baby ungabambi iplastic leyo emnyama yisitshebo sanext door.”

Zulu girls can easily dump u for not having foreskin n be like:LENYAMA IYASHODA