UThimothi uthwele kanzima estobhini sebhasi usindwa ama-suitcase akhe amabili, ngalowo mzuzu kuqhamuke enye insizwa ithi kuye, “Uxolo mfowethu, bengisacela ukubuza isikhathi.”

Aphefumulele phezulu uThimothi, abeke phansi ama-suitcase bese ubuka iwashi lakhe esihlakaleni, “Isikhathi manje, it’s quarter to six.” Kuchaza yena.

“Hey, laze lalihle iwashi lakho!” kubabaza le nsizwa.

Amamatheke uThimothi, “Ja, lona alithusi. Buka la.” Asho akhombise le nsizwa ama-time zones akwamanye amazwe, hhayi ama-time zones nje kuphela kodwa nesimo sezulu kulawo mazwe.

Athinte izinkinojana kuleli washi bese kukhuluma izwi lithi, “The time now is twelve ’til six!” Lasho leli zwi lisho ngendlela okukhuluma ngayo abantu baseNgilandi. Aqhubeke athinte izinkinojana zewashi uThimothi, izwi lisho okuthile ngesiJaphani. Athi uThimothi, “Lapha ngifake amazwi ahlukahlukene kuye ngokuthi ufuna ukuthola ulwazi lwakuliphi izwe.”

Display yaleli washi yayimangaza, yayiveza kucace konke kuthi bha ngingasayiphathi-ke eyezwi elikhulumayo kuleli washi. Le nsizwa ebuze isikhathi yathatheka, yayisilifuna leli washi.

“Akukhona lokho kuphela.” Kusho uThimothi. Asho athinte izinkinobho futhi, kuvele ibalazwe (map) laseThekwini, “Lama chashaza abhanyazayo aveza ukuthi sime kuphi, asebenzisa i-satellite positioning.”

“Ngiyalifuna leli washi, ngifuna ukulithenga!” kusho lo mlisa obebuze isikhathi.

“Cha bo, alikakulungeli ukudayiswa leli washi. Ngasalungisa amaphutha elinawo.” Echaza umsunguli. “Buka la.” Eqhubeka ekhombisa le nsizwa iwashi lakhe ukuthi liyakwazi ukudlala umsakazo (FM radio), likwazi ngisho ukuqopha izwi uma umuntu ekhuluma kanti futhi ungakwazi nokufunda imiqhafazo (SMSes), uphinde ufunde nezincwadi ezeqile ku-200, “Kodwa mina ngisafake ezingu-32 engizithandayo.” Kuphetha uThimothi.

“Kumele ngilitholile leli washi!” Kusho le nsizwa ingasabambeki.

“Cha bo, awuqondi. Alikakulungeli ukudayiswa…”

“Ngizokunika R1000 njangamanje!”

“Cha, libiza kakhulu kunalokho.”

“Ngizokunika R5000!”

“Kodwa alikakulungeli…”

“Ngizokunika R15 000!” Yasho yadonsa i-cheque book le nsizwa.

Athule uThimothi acabange, yena cishe usebensise R7 500 ukwakha leli washi. Ngalo R15 000 angakhanda amawashi amabili mhlampe ayobe esekulungele ukudayiswa ezinyangeni eziyisithupha.

Le nsizwa iqede ukubhala isheke itatazela, ilithathe iliphayizise ebusweni bukaThimothi, “Nali isheke, ngizimisele ukukunika lona njengamanje. R15 000, take it or leave it!”

UThimothi kwadingeka athathe isinqumo ngokushesha, “OK.” Washo elikhipha esihlakaleni iwashi lakhe bashintshiselana, yaqala yahamba ijabule le nsizwa.

“Hey, mana lapho!” kumemeza uThimothi, aphenduke umlisa emangele.

UThimothi akhombe ama-suitcase amabili lawa kade emsinda, “Ungakhohlwa ama-battery akho!”

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Yaz umu single ujabuliswa ubala 😂😂😂ngokuhlangan
isa nje imali nosisi ongamaz eTaxin athi “sibabili” kuvele kuth cosololo

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Kazi ubani owathi uma lina kubanda kumele kwenziwe umkhuba,Pls col bonanini,Pls col ukephi, Im frezing.Pls col ngiyeza.Hlala kini umbathe,akanangubo yini loh?

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When you getting beaten up and you hear some idiots shouting “bayekeni bashayane”..

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Noma ungayivula yonke, ma ingazwakali ayizwakali nje. Ihlupha lapho ke iradio

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🧑:bbe izolo ngikuthumele iairtime why ungafonanga
👩:Kuvele kwawa ifone kwacitheka iairtime😂😂😂😂

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MUNTU SEYOZE AFE..ENGAKAZE AYIKHOTHE IMBENGE EYOMILE

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Amantombazana amaning awasakhali mangabe ehlukene nabantu babo….. Sebevele ba“behave ” njenga nontu osebenza ethilini…
Omnye please

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What If iSoulMate Yakho uMlungu🤔? And Wena uBusy Nabantu Bakwa Chonco

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Umehluko phakathi kuka vrou nonkosikazi.Unkosikazi angapheka late uyabuzwa.U vrou yena akupholisw’amaseko uyabhaxabulwa

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Umuntu umubona ngokuhlafuna uswidi ukuthi akakwazi ukulinfa

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Me to my side chick:
“Yazi mina am too old for breakups, so if luphelile kuwe uthanda its fine sizathandana ngololu olwami ngoba lusesekhona lona.”

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Nithi nisajola kamnandi emotweni yakho, kudlule amajita, athi oyedwa: “Ngizitholele noma isikorokorwana esinje kule festive.”

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Kunabantu abavuswa abantu babo,
wena uvuswa umchamo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Kwenye inkathi 👀ubona senihlukene 💔ukuthi la
Bengizihlekanisa nomphakathi😸🤣

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