Ladies, you must stop wearing All Star takkies and a long dress. 😂 😂 😂.You can’t be “uMakoti & a Pantsula” at the same time.
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Him: Umuhle
Her : Ohw Thank You😊
Him: Yeah Ngyabuza..
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Boy:Baba umfana eskoleni ungbiza istabane
Father:Hawu awumshayi ngan ekujwayela
Boy:kodwa ubukeka emuhle
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Teacher:ngubani u president we America
boy: Obama
teacher: no sekungu Trump manje
boy: awu Kanti ungibuza into oyaziyo udlala kabi neh
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Ifunani i mask ye bmw ebusweni beganda
Ube mhlophe ebsweni imilenze ithi ngilwela amalungelo avant abamnyama
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Umtana wenyaope zimshayile strong ungena Kubo uthola ityma lakhe lihleli naye wahlala phambi kwalo wabheka phansi uthe Uma evusa ikhanda wambona wathi haw mntomdala konje ngikwazelaphi?
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USuper wayebuka iplazi likaMathayi, kwakunensimu enkulu kutshalwe kuyo utamatisi.
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“Bab’uMathayi, ungangidayisela loya tamatisi uma ngikunikeza ishumi?” kwakubuza uSuper ekhomba utamatisi omkhulu ovuthiwe.
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“Cha,” kuphendula uMathayi, “angeke kulunge mfana kaMdelwa. Uyabona ngaloya tamatisi, ngizothola R2-50 ngoba mkhulu futhi usuvuthiwe.”
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USuper abone utamatisi oluhlaza, “Ungangidayisela loya tamatisi ngeshumi?”
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“Yebo,” kuphendula uMathayi, “Ngingakudayisela wona ngesihlanu.”
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“Kulungile,” kwasho uSuper ebeka isihlanu esandleni sikaMathayi, “Ngizobuya ngeviki elizayo ngizowulanda.”
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Umona uwubona lapho umuntu ejikijela izinja ngamatshe uma ezibona zikhwelana. Hhayi bo! Eyodwa yalezi zinja yi-ex yakho yini?
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Teacher: Asibhaleni izifo esizaziyo
Thoko: HIV
Ben : CHOLERA
Sizwe :Malaria
Buhle :Typhoid
Fortune : /
Teacher:Kant Fortune ibizwa kuthwa yini lee oyibhale lana?
Fortune:Kant istroke awusaz
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Ufike uphe umuntu i-lift, nisahamba kanjalo nihlangane neMercedes AMG umuzwe esethi: “Uyabona-ke, nazi imoto zangempela!” 😕
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The way amaPampers adura ngakhona,
my next kid ngiyamtshova eToilet nge1 month.
Ahh angeke phela.
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I’m 100% Sure Ukuthi Lentombazane Epheka Isombo Lase KFC iSingle Phela No Husband cn stand
tht shit
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Basebenza ngenye Indlela labobaba. Uyazi ukuthi ama Phoyisa asedidekile ngempela kwawona. Afike kwi scene abuze kwenzekeni, nichaze nisho nokuthi animazi umuntu owenza lento. Aphinde abuze “akekho umuntu enimsolayo”?, nilisho igama. Ekugcineni anibuze ukuthi ninabo yini ubufakazi. Kanti ubani othi asisho esimsolayo. Ubufakazi futhi??
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Uthi uyamushela umuntu,akutshele ukuthi uneNdoda😡
Ngenzen-pho mina!
Ngiyishele nayo?
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Lifake Wena Babe ”
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Kway’sholo uMfana eQala ukwenza iSex engaz uzoFakan Kuphi
I Remember Saying This Nam Kudala … Ngeke Ng’Phike NgaDlula Khona
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Sihlaleke singasuzi thina laykhaya ngoba Nina niyadla
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