Ngihlezi eduze kukaBongumusa, yazi usaphuze 2-3 nyana wasukuma ethi uyochama wawa, Manje bathi laba akahambe ayolala ngoba usedakwe kakhulu, wathi uyachaza ukuthi uwe ngephutha, bathi akabuyeke buyamdelelisa njengoba ephikisana nabo. Usedakiwe akaye kolala.
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Imagine dating a girl who wants to meet your parents…😳
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But when you tell her that nawe you want to meet her🏃 parents, umuntu avele athi:
°° °° °°
“Yho, hhayi 🙅ubabami uzongibulala !!”
** Simenzani umuntu onje yeee??”
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Umbali wavula I toilet kuno daddy ngekhatsi
Ubaba watsi vala amehlo mbali ngicitsa manti
Umbali watsi …
Its okey daddy I’ve seen one before
The milk man brushes mums teeth with it
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Ekhaya mina angilwi, ngiphendula epletini uma sengiphaka.
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Akekho ushoti okhuluma
Kancane,😏😪
Yey inomsindo lemi
Khovu🏃🏃
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Mina I post jokes for my crush 👩🏽🦰, angazi-ke ukuthi nin’abanye nisuke nihlekani.
Angazi ngempela ‘yazi.
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Ngithume umntaka mzawami nge$2 ngathi ayethenga isinkwa lochago. Sengibona engasaphenduki ngathi wothi ngilandele maybe kukhona okuwrongo. Ngibone okunkunzi kuhamba kudlala kusidla icream donut kunatha lefrozen, ngikubuze ngithi “kanti Ntando wahamba udlala into engikuthume zona zinga,”
Kuphendule kuthi hayiAunt imali ilahlekile,
Kanti manje leyo othenge ngayo okudlayo uyithethe nga?
Kuthi, “ngithe sengiphenduka ngadobha i$2
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Ngibingelela ama khosazane ase slungwin amahle nanike makhosazane akwa Zulu nezishwapha nehluzu & ubumbi
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Only blacks will talk to
a cockroach before
killing it, they be like
“ne ore oya kae?”
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Udakwe uze ubingelele i-mop uthi “ahhoyi Rasta man”
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Ukukhumula isdudla akuhlukile nokutshintsha ibedding ku queen sized bed
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Wife : Wena Phuthi ngibone uSusan ekwenze I profile picture yakhe.?
Me: Ohh ok.
Wife : Uthi ok njani mina ngikutashela. Uyini kaSusan wena?
Me: Ngiyi Profile picture yakhe angithi nguwe otsho njalo.
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Umunt acele umufakele efrijini lakho ajike azobopha ifindo eliqine kanje..uthi ngizowuvula kanjan plastic!!
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S*x – HIV
Kiss – COVID19
Single – SALT
Marriage – STRESS
😢kahle kahle impilo ichakalaka yento.
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You should know you are now old, when you walk down your neigbourhood and kids playing soccer in the streets hold their ball and shout, “Asimeni kancane abantu abadala badlule”.
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Ukukhuluphala ekubeni ungikweleda huseyikho ukungidelela nje
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