Imagine after losing a fight then your crush says
“Ngiku bonile ulwa izolo”
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Orlando Pirates
EZIMNYAMA .
(Hhayi ngenkani)
Inkani iphelile
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Majita ibiza R35 i-necklace kwaMr Price, iyo-rustela kuyena!
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Dating a Zulu girl…..
Me: Love you😍😍😍
Her: Uphi u ‘I’ oh umshiye ku Lesego😏🙄???
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Ufike uphe umuntu i-lift, nisahamba kanjalo nihlangane neMercedes AMG umuzwe esethi: “Uyabona-ke, nazi imoto zangempela!” 😕
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The guy infront of me said “Johny Walker single”.
The barman served him.
The next guy said “Jack Daniels Single on the rocks”
The barman served him.
When it was my turn I shouted,..”Selibona Nyaa, Married”
The barman fainted……
What do you think surprised him??
Am confused…
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Sesi mane siya jola akusitsi
Sonke leyowu bona umbuso wemshado 😀😁😂
Kusho Sesi sokhatsele ma out
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After lockdown Siya straight kuDecember💃..
.Shasha angaze abe Preg n Kabza👦
angaze acabane naMaphorisa😎
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Uma indoda yakho ikupha imali musa phela ukuxoxela izintombi zethu xovizwe uyasonela phela
🚮
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Madoda aku-Facebook. Niwathathaphi ama-feelings abantu ningabazi eningakaze nibabone? 🤣🤣🤣
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Thol’ukuthi kaaade wagcina ukuthandaza,
kuthi la uthandaza khona uqale ngokuthi:
“Unjani Nkosi? Ayisazani…”
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Abanye abantwana bane-stress se-registration nesemisebenzi, wena une-stress se-Valentine’s Day nendoda engakufuni. 😐
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Boy:sawbona ntokazi…
Girl:yebo
Boy:wazewamuhle yaz ungshaya ngaphakath.
Girl:ngoba ngith angphethe nduku nj,futh ngsemgwaqen…
Boy:ohh! Ok,sis bengsacel ungiph inumbr yakh umungakwaz…
Girl:ngekengkwaz cause nginenamb eyodw mangkupha yona ngeke ngibenay enye
Boy: ….💔
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Ungene ne-girlfriend emfishane etekisini, uzwe u-driver ethi: “Mgone babakhe, kuzovuleka i-space.”
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WHITES: “Goodnight kids. I love you.” 😘 😘
BLACKS: “Ningakhohlwa ukucima i-TV 📺, ningenise ibhakede lokuchama, nifake amabhodwe efrijini; ngiwabalile njalo amaqatha – ningazami nje ukuhlakanipha. Nicime neDS, ave iwudla ugesi, nehlise umsindo. Sengiyalala-ke mina ntombi kaBhungane. Nibheke nokuthi iminyango ikhiyiwe yini 🔒, singaboni ngomuntu esegcwele indlu. Niyezwa?”
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You are a Isibaya Subtitles writer then all of the Qhondi says ‘ahh nayi ngulube inginonela’ now do your duty.
Me: ah don’t pig oversize me.
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