Only a Zim girl can allow you to kiss her,take off her top,remove her jeans,take off her bra and panty,see you wear a condom then suddenly asks *”ufuna ukwenzani?”*
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If uthi ufak I mask😷 uzwe lo👉🏾💩😹😹uzofa nge Own Goal before Corona
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If you’re my friend, stay away from my Ex GIRLFRIENDS . Even if I dated her for 2 hours in grade 4
Ngithi phuma kuyena.
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Guys, ngicela umuntu nomuntu enze sure ukuthi ugogo wakhe ulele ubusuku bonke. Kumele siphumelele sonke phela nathi this year
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Abe mnyama umuntu ungathi washa the time kubangwa imali ye-stokvel(a)🤣🏃♂💨
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Inhliziyo yendoda itholwa umuntu oyedwa, the rest basuke sebethola izinso, usu, inyongo ne 4-5 ke😂😂😂😂😂
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Ifike indoda yakho kokwenu isocela usawoti ngeloxesha icela nawr xayiphuma uzoyilandela
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Just cooked 10kg Rice & 5kg meat💆 Bazofudumeza uDecember wonke lay’khaya,ngyahamba Mina🚶ngsayophuza
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After world cup….
Me; babie uyava kubanda kanjan????
Her: buza ku Mbape n Pogba
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Kuzwakala sengathi khona umsindo okhona lapha ka Zondo ayi impela ugogo nomzukulu ba bambene ngezi hluthu ongaphansi ongaphezulu phela kuzwakala sengengi ugogo ushidabe nge statement sika mzukulu
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nali ikhehla lifika esibhedlela libuza kudokotela!
ikhehla; kodwa bantwabami yini le ebulala
umntanami kanje?
doctor; yingculaza baba
ikhehla; imenze kanjena pho, ikwenza kanjani
lokhu
doctor; hhai baba lesisifo sivele silwe namasosha
omzimba aze aphele, bese sizidlela
nje
ikhehla; hawu kodwa ndodana uma sekuphele
amasotsha omzimba anibe nisathumela ngisho
ama-security nje?
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anajifanya haezi ruka mtaro ety miguu haziezi panuka lakn wacha ifike kwa bed
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When your gf leaves her size 8 shoe by the door and your mom shouts “Ubani lendoda esigqoka AmaPumps la?
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IZOLO NGICISHE NGAZIBHOSHELA ngiphupha iX yam ithi asibuyelane
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People be like ” I saw you at shoprite and you looked so serious”
bekumele ngenzeni?
ngihleke nama rice?
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Nyavula ikhula box yabantu , bangibambha ngema washini bangaz ukuth ngizibukela I spelling Se hunters dry
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