Wake waphuza 2 nyana wasusiwa ngephutha, bathi hamba uyelala sudakwe kakhulu, wathi uyachaza ukuthi uwe ngephutha, bathi buyeke buyakudelelisa?

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White people

Caller : can you please give me Joe’s number

Receiver : 0612569123

Black people

Caller : hhoyi awung-Gaye Mabhelas kaSkebhe da

Receiver : sure uyiphethe ipen daa
Caller : ipen! Pen pen ukuphi nah ? Sure skhokho Sam

Receiver : 063

Caller : yah

Receiver 846

Caller : yah

Receiver : 4467

Caller : double 4 bani?

Receiver 4467

Caller double 4, 6 bani?

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U-driver uma ethatha indlela esingayijwayele, sonke etekisini sikhipha ama-earphones ezindlebeni khona sizobona kahle.

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Ngendlela ekshisa ngayo sengze ngavula ne Gate ngeee
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Happy upcoming new year, be safe
Remember don’t drink n drive zocitha utjwala

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She changed her Profile picture and her
Mom commented

Zimpahla zikabani lezo ?

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“Ngyaxolisa ukuba Iscefe Qhubeka Ney’ Ntombi Zakho💔” Aw Sukanin Madoda The Girls🤣

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ADVICE FOR MEN:
umfazi ophuza utshwala, shiya.
umfazi onqaba nefoni yakhe, shiya,
umfazi othanda i airtime okudlula wena, shiya,
umfazi ohlala eku buzzer ukuth’ ufone engafoni, shiya,
umfazi okhuluma nawe ku Whatsapp kuphela engafoni, shiya,
umfazi one bestfriend eyisifebe shiya,
umfazi ogqoka ikepesi, utsotsi lowo____ shiya’
umfazi ogqoka ijean skirt, t/shit nama sneaker, shiya,
umfazi okhuluma okudlula wena, shiya,
umfazi ongakuthathi out, shiya,
umfazi o uploader amafotoz le cleavage egqoke isgcebhe, shiya,
umfazi okhuluma islang/kasi-lingo, shiya,
umfazi okhwela esihlahleni for imango, guava, shiya,
umfazi othi uyi first boyfriend yakhe, ngamanga shiya,
umfazi othi goodnight ngo9pm ubone last seen 11pm, shiya,
umfazi okuthwa number busy ngama 11, shiya,
umfazi ojayiva ku roadshow, ngikutshelile wena; shiya,
umfazi ogqoka ivesi, yeyi wena ngithi shiya,
umfazi okwazi ukutshaya ukhwelo or ukuhlabela ingoma ngomlozwi, shiya,
umfazi othengisa ebhawa or tuckshop; shiya,
umfazi ohamba ebhampa; shiya,
umfazi ohlala ekhoneni lestrrat ekasi, shiya,
umfazi ohlangana naye etown ahlale akhale ngendlala; shiya
Umfazi ovula iCoca cola ngamazinyo… Dangerous shiya.
Umfazi ogqoka ipettcoat egqoke le jean skirt shiya….
Ngiyabonga mina, dankie.
Add lawe, and SHARE with yo frends….

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Umtshele kahle umuntu omnyama ukuthi ulahle R900.
Yena athi “yithousand phela leyo”
Ayii surrend!!!!

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Ngaze ngahalela amanzi ase Toilet🚽”
Pregnant woman’s and their craving’s

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Akekho owazi i-crèche eno-NSFAS? 🤔

Sengiphelile amashumi ekuseni. 😩

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ubani ohlala la Mlazi ka-A ngase Station? 😥
bafethu ngizozibhoshela lestimela asifiki💔 aningibhoshisa emakini

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Ngeke sishade sonke bafethu.
Buka nje Aunt Caroline ubhiz ne rice

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UBongi ngimbone egibele phezu kwendlu ngambuz a kuthy wenzani wathi ubheka iviki elizayo🙆🙆

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Who stole my meat

Whites: it’s not me

Blacks: Mina?? Bodweni 😨?? Haiikhona

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Manje ngoba kuthiwa I must follow my dream, njengoba ngiphupha intombi yakho ngenzenjani

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