New Pregnancy ​​​ Test o tshela
Danone kamo gare ga kuku hae sa boe
it means ngwana oe jele

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UNyaar uya eskoleni. Uhamba uyadlala, uhubhana namantombazane. Uma efika sekunothisha eclasin and udinwe ufile.
Teacher: Nyaar ngoba ulate uzongena ngokuphendula umbuzo la. Khetha, ngikubuze owodwa onzima noma elula emihlanu?
Nyaa: Owodwa onzima.
Teacher: Okey, zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Nyaa: 5000 sir.
Teacher: Ukuthathaphi lokho?
Nyaa: No!! Sivumelene ngombuzo owodwa, manje lo omunye uvelaphi? Suka emnyango ngingene.

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Ukhiphe iWeave uzwe kuthiwa “Aibo kanti uMugabe akafanga yini😳😳

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Umjolo unyisa umuntu ovuka ekuseni aye emsebenzini,
uyini-ke wena osadla istambu ngerula eskoleni?

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Studying At Unisa Is A Problem🤕
Because You Study With Old People🤒

When You’re Trying To Focus Bavele Bak’thume Nje✋

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Lento yokungabi noWife iyabheda. Ucabange wedwa ugcine uhluleka,
kungene umqondo wempohlwa lo onenkani ongaphikiswa.
Ngoba ungekho umqondo wesibili.

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Uma ungasathengelwa izinto ezi-grand uma uvakashile kwa-boyfriend kodwa unikwa ukudla kwasekhaya, congratulations! Wena, usuyi-straight.

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Ujole ne ntobazana e sebenza e garage⛽ during tlof tlof 🍑🍆 othi bbe I’m cummin💦 ivele ithi diesel or petrol😳😳

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ungene nge vosho ku relationship yabantu kanti badla itreatment💊 uphume ushaya nayi le walk.

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Eye indoda lokuthanda inyama kwakuhlatshiwe kamakhelwane, sidla inyama kusebusuku wahamba ugesi, sama ukudla, Hhaw wadla washeshisa ubaba lo,sizwa esekhala ngeqatha elingavuthiwe elinyakaza emlonyeni kanti ucoshe isele esithebeni ngethuka ngavele ngaphaphama

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Him: “I love you my bhatata”
Her: “Hawu! Uthi uyangithanda kodwa uyangithuka ungibiza ngobhatata pho!?!?
Him: ” Ngiyadlala sweet potato”
Her: “Ncooo waze wangibiza kamnandi love”

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Ladies sometimes you have to surprise your mother-in-law and send her your nudes and be like “Bona ngwana wa hao o ja fresh jwang!!”

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Thina siyabazi oYellow bone, Ususho ukuthi ngobuso nje bodwa nabo obubuya kuma- Panel beaters, obenziwe. Usuwu yellow bone njalo.Khohlisa abase Nyanyadu.

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Teacher: why are you late?
Skhanyiso: itolo sishibe ngalenkhukhu lesivusako eksen Sir😟

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