Ayize i Fathers Day
Ni post labo baba
Abondla ibhomu ewuwena
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I wonder imusk iyikhusela kanjani icorona
ngoba iunderwear yohlulwa ngomsuzo😎
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Ave eyinkinga umuntu ofuna uname mhla kuneme yena,kudlulele ke makuzoba owesifazane kuvele kubeyinkinga nje, ay futhi bandla!!!
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Boy:Baba umfana eskoleni ungbiza istabane
Father:Hawu awumshayi ngan ekujwayela
Boy:kodwa ubukeka emuhle
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mawuthi wenza into ezokhalisa mina khohlwa sekwaphela amabattery okukhala la kimi yenza ngizokubuka nje mina
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If awukaze uzwe unginithanda noyi 2 awuwazi mjolo sayingane.
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Teacher: Class give me names of animals you know
Thabiso: Hippopotamus
Thomas: Hippopo Thabiso
Teacher: Thomas uyahlanya yini?
Thomas: haai yena why ethi hippopothomas laye ngu hippopo thabiso….
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Seniyenzile i-pregnancy test or nizozwa senihalela uphuthu 🍚 nescabha 🚪?
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NOMA UNGAYIVULA YONKE MAYINGAZWAKALI AYIZWAKALI IHLUPHA LAPHO KE I RADIO 😂😁😀😃😂😁
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UZuluboy wayedayisa ama vege emarket, kufike kuthenge umlungu ngo R100, manje ubhuti akana shintshi.
Zuluboy:Money is together.
Mlungu:What?
Zuluboy:Money is meeting.
Mlungu: I don’t understand?
Zuluboy:Money is mixed.
Mlungu: I can’t get you?
Zuluboy:Yah abelungu abasazi isilungu.I am said money is in relationship.
Mlungu: Come again?
Zuluboy: Hey wena slima somlungu ,money is joined.
Mlungu: Please explain?
Zuluboy: Money is one, wena slima awuzwa yini?
Mlungu: I beg your pardon?
Zuluboy: Lalela la wena slima somlungu.R1 is here R2 is here R5 is here R10 is here R20 is here R50 is here( ekhomba uR100) they are the team.I mean they are a community here in R100.
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Our former President Mr Jacob Zuma took sum of his members out with him for drinks and after drinks the waiter brought the bill, Jacob:R1400
Fikile :R964
Mantash :R1100
Cele :R700
Total:R4164
After Jacob saw the bill he just goes like, hayikho i don’t remember inviting Total here honestly he must pay his on bill plus he owns many filling stations in South Africa
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Akyikh into ebuhlungu njengokuqanjelwa amanga emcimbini kuthiwe sewudlile
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Mxolisi jst proved ukuth
isferb ngeke usiyekise
ubuferb
Lento isegazini
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In an interview:
Q: Mdala, umsebenzi okhona ngowokugamula izihlahla lokugebha izigumunga, manje angazi ukuthi sowake wakwenza lokho before because kufuneka iphysical fitness. Sowake wenza umsebenzi onjalo?
A: Yah, yiwo umsebenzi wami manje wonalowo, ngawusebenza iminyaka eminengi
Q: Wawusebenza ngaphi
A: Ngangisebenza e, e, e, kwakuthiwa kuse, eKalahari forest, eBotswana
Q: Do you mean to say Kalahari Desert?
A: Nanso indaba, lina lazi sokuyidesert phela? Kwakulihlathi konke laphana, yithi esayenza kwaba yidesert.
Q: So for how long did you work there? I mean your experience?
A: 36 years
Q: How old are you?
A: Ngile 31 years
Q: So how come your work experience is more than your age
A: Ngangitshaya ama~overtime
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You Date a taxi driver & you expect him to put your Pic as his profile___
Khohlwa mtase likhona iQuntum 😀
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If you’re my friend, stay away from my Ex GIRLFRIENDS . Even if I dated her for 2 hours in grade 4
Ngithi phuma kuyena.
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