imagine you working for Isibaya to write the English subtittles and Judas Ngwenya athi ‘ haaa uvukile umalambani’ how are you going to put in English? ngibuzela umngani

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Ey, uyicinge i-mayonnaise kwaNongoma kanti ibhalwe ukuthi Ushuni Wesaladi.

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A.1983 – Umubi
B.1984 – Usile
C.1985 – Ubalulekile
D.1986 – Uhlakaniphile
E.1987-Usenhlanhleni
F.1988 – Umuhle
G.1989 – Uyaheha
H.1990 – Unentukuthelo
I.1991- uyathandeka
J.1992 – Unenjabulo
K.1993 – Uyigcokama/smomondiya
L.1994 – Umuhle kakhulu
M.1995 – Uzilungele
N.1996 – Uyanyanyisa
O.1997- Ungusiyazi
P.1998 – uyisidina
IQISO LODWA BAKITHI!!!

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Lento yenu yokushintsha uPende ngoDecember siyadideka mese sibuya sidakiwe

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You Date a taxi driver & you expect him to put your Pic as his profile___
Khohlwa mtase likhona iQuntum 😀

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Boy : can you please give me your number
Girl : Are you working ?
Boy : No
Girl : 073 154 7381
Boy : (2 min later) hhayi! Bo ayisebenzi le-
number
Girl : ifana nawe

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Uthi usazihlalele kamnandi e beach wena nomndeni wakho kuvele kuqhamuke abantu bakwa zungu no zulu ne ntaba yewashingi

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Nikhokhe oR2 be Valentine eskoleni after school nibone othisha sebosa inyama nithi niyalinda bethi hambani emakhaya iskole sesiphumile!!

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Angikho happy nge look yabantu bakwa Mkhize nabadlamini face yenu

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Whites: stop the car please…

Blacks: hooooo whoaaaaaa hooooo……

😂mara black people….eeeeh nilale

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Welcome to eMlazi where ikhadi 💳 logesi lithi 0.00 kodwa ujeqe nobhontshisi uyabhadla estofini

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Ayikho iRelationship Ephumelela njenge Yabantu Ababi — Ave Zijola Kamnandi iy’Nunu

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“Bharakwana, Bharakwana!”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Isibhedlel’esikhulu!”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Sasiza uNgidi.”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Ephuk’umlenze.”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Sasidlal’umadl’i-atchar.”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Ngaphansi kombhede.”

*clap, clap, clap*

(Qhubeka)

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English: He’s a good Builder
Zulu. : Unesandla

English : He’s involved
Zulu : Unesandla

English : He’s a Thief
Zulu : Unesandla

English : He beats his Wife
Zulu : Unesandla

English : He’s has a good hand writing
Zulu : Unesandla

Part Two

It has stopped
Imile
.
It’s stationed
Imile
.
It’s standing
Imile
.
It’s jammed
Imile
.
It’s not moving
Imile
.
It’s paused
Imile
.
It’s motionless
Imile
.
It’s upright
Imile
.
It’s erected 🍆
Imile
.
It’s waiting
Imile

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