Kanti akelitsho uDP lo elikhuluma ngaye utshoni
when referring to Profile Picture,
is it Drofile Picture?

Shesha geza siye ku uLink ziyakhipha ku Academic Record. Ohh woza

Ngena e 🚽toilet
Ne 📲phone
Phuma 💩s’hlama
Sesomelele

My wife took my📱phone and deleted Dineo’s number and saved her number as Dineo.
You see, someone had tipped my wife off about my Dineo. I then got an SMS from Dineo asking for airtime. I rushed to the spaza, bought the airtime, and sent it to Dineo. She did not acknowledge receipt of the airtime.
When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Dineo had received the airtime. I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the airtime. Her response was, “Call me now”.
I got out of the house to make the call.
Me:(whispering) Neo baby zkhiphani?
My wife:”Futsek ngena endlini”. Ngisami phandle lamanje ngingene njani endlini kodwa?

Mantombazana ngicela ningibuzele kulabo bhuti be straight-back ukuthy yin inkinga yabo…..ngoba no usher akasawendzi lama simba no jub jub imbala. .

1st =Zodwa jali
2nd = Thandi Ngveni
3rd = mvelo gwala
4th = Nomusa Hlabisa

whos next??

U pregiswe Sgebengu uthy uya Ku scane bathi Umtwana Uboshiwe Utshontshe isbhamu Se Soldier Lomzimba

A sangoma enters a taxi and asks “Iyaphi le taxi”?
Then a drunk man answered “shaya mathambo.

Inbox your crush and say “Yaz abantu bayangsukela bathi Syajola.
.
Thank me later

😓My dream is to kidnap
Master Mind

Ngimkame ngenqina