Whites: We had a few drinks

Blacks: Sifike sathi 6, sathi 12. Sathula sababheka bacabanga ukuthi siphelelwe sathi bhodlela😂😂

Ngikhumbula ngelinye ilanga sisasebenzisa ugesi okhokhelwa ngenyanga, ubaba wangithuma ukuthi ngiyowukhokhela edolobheni. Ngenxa yokuthanda ama-competitions, ngathatha leyo mali ngathenga ngayo ithikithi lomncintiswano thizeni lapho umuntu onenhlanhla ayengawina khona imoto entsha ceke.

Uma ngifika ekhaya, ngamchazela ubaba ukuthi imali ngiyenzeni. Wathi ezwa lokho, wangithela induku. Ngalala ngiyisuthi.

Kwathi ngakusasa ekuseni, ubaba wavuka wavula umnyango ophumela ngaphandle. Kwakukhona imoto entsha ime ngaphakathi egcekeni. Wasivusa sonke. Kwathi uma siyibona sonke sakhala, ikakhulukazi mina. Phela le moto kwakungeyakwa-Eskom, ababephakathi babezosicishela ugesi!

Ubaba waphinde wayithela induku kimina. 😐 😭

Inbox your crush and say “Yaz abantu bayangsukela bathi Syajola.
.
Thank me later

Ama relationship ayafana nezitulo zasemholweni ngoba nj uphuma yochama uthole sekhlezi omuny

Teacher:ngubani u president we America

boy: Obama

teacher: no sekungu Trump manje

boy: awu Kanti ungibuza into oyaziyo udlala kabi neh

Othandekayo Sherpard. yimi ugogo
wakho una Ame ngifuna ukubonga
isifiso owasenzayo sokungidingela
umfana uJJ wokungincedisa
imisebenzi ekhaya.Udubo lwami
ngolokuthi uJJ yisilima
samagalathiya ,buya uzomthatha
umbisele lapho owamthatha
khona.Ngamthuma koDube
ukuyathatha idonki wabuya
elithwele emahlombe ngamtshela
ukuthi ngani uthethe
intambo walibopha labuya
lizihambela yena elidonsa,ngeviki
eyalandelayo ngathi ayethatha
umlenze wenkomo koMaphosa
wabuya lawo ewubophe ngentambo
ewudonsa
enhlabathini,inyama yonke
yagcwala inhlabathi ngathi kuye
ngani ubeyifake ekhanda..Ngamth
uma imajarina esitolo
wabuya eyifake ekhanda khonapho
ilanga litshisa bhe
wancibilika wagelezela ebusweni
ngathi ngani ubefake
esikwameni.Ngasengimthuma
uchago lwenkomo koMagamula
wabethatha uchago lonke ethela
esikhwameni.Ngamthuma
futhi ukuthi ayethenga i2kg
yetshukela waphenduka
engathenganga esithi kulama 1kg
kuphela ,ngathi ngabe
uthenge ama1kg angu2,ngamthuma
njalo ukuthi
angithengele amathenisi ami uSIZE6
wabuya esithi uwaswele
wasethenga oSIZE3 ababili……..
……………ha mzukulu buya
uthathe umuntu wakho kusasa
lokhu!!
Yimi ugogo wakho una Ame!!

STEPFATHER: ningphatheleni namhlanje zingane?
I’NGANE:sipheth baba wethu

– Don: You Know i Can Make A ZULU Guy Bark Like A Dog ? 😒
– White Man: 😏 No Ways Dude ✋ That’s impossible 😤

(They Meet A ZULU Guy Who is A Friend Of Don)

– Don: Mfethu Uyazi Ukuthi U Simon UshoniLe ? 😓😥
– ZULU Guy: HAWU! HAWU! HAWU! HAWU! !!!! Kanjani??