Njengoba uhamba ngezimbadada nje…
Who are you trying to explain?
Uzama uk’chaza Bani?
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Wife & husband watching soccer
Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi, igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee, kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter ureferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!
🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!
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Nawe bayakusho abakwaziyo ulibele ukubheka mina
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Ningashuthi-ke ukudla namhlanje please, 🤚🏽 ngiyanazi phela nina uma senibona i-mayonnaise.
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Mthokozis Ne>
Someone wrote
Rip robbie malinga i was busy December
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Mother: Simphiwe yini ndaba ungagezi izandla uphuma e toilet
Simphiwe : ukuthi vele ngiyowasha izitsha Mah
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Why when you invite people to church they ask “iphuma nini?”, but invite them to a Braai party they ask “iqala nini?”
Blacks!!!
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umuzwe athi akayidli I kota kanti whe khaya kubo kulalwa ngama zambhane kuvukwa nge khabish
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Seqedile ukubhala
sephuma ethi uhambisa
i assignment
Kant uyolahla
umlenze😂😂😂😂
Yaz Nizofa
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Her : O Tsena Whatsapp?
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Me : Aowa Kea Wela
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White parents : you depend on us ….
….
Darkies : udla mina , ulala mina , ugqoka mina
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Asilele lapha losbali wenu uthi ngigqok’ iswimming pool akavum ma ngimchazel ukuth iswimming question lena.
Akunkan usbali wenu ngiyamyeka🙌
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Ngafeyila u-grade 11 4 times, ngaphasa u-Matric with 6 distinctions kodwa azange ngiye enyuvesi ngenxa yemali. Ngasebenza kwaPEP for 2 years before ngiye e-UKZN & finishing in record time. Now I’m a qualified CA.
Ngiyadlala, ngizama ukuba yi-motivational speaker. 😐
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I Pain Yokulanda Ama ARV’s Ngezinyawo Ekubeni HIV Yayifike Nge POLO
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Unjan wen cha ngimunhle wen
Manje mft into encane kanjena uze ungisize baba into encane kanjena
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Utitsengele I jean yakho le dzavubukile
Ushiye uyogeza mawubuya uyiftole gogo
Wakho ayiftungile 😆😁
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