UThembi usebenza emakhishini kodwa uqala ukungasayiboni kahle indoda yakhe ngesikhwele, engu Romeo. Afone ngefoni yemsebenzini.
Ngriii,
Romeo ‘halo’
thembi ‘ukup love’?
Romeo ‘ngsendlini’
thembi ‘akushaye ikomishi ngespunu ngizwe’
Romzz ‘nqi nqi nqi’
thembi ‘thanx baba ngyakthanda’
kuqhubeke ehlala efona kusenzeka kanje.
Ngelinye ilanga uThembi aphume early emsebenzini afike endlini athole u Eric,umntanabo edlala yedwa endlini.
‘hawu Tinky,uyep ubabakho?’
Eric ‘angimazi mama kodwa uhambe nespunu nekomishi

When your husband does everything for
you he is romantic
*But wen your brother does the same for
his wife, udlisiwe

After being robbed:
white people:are you
okay?
Black people:Bakae bona?

Tito Mboweni
Sicela iLove Accident Fund, phel siyalimala la

Hanging out with ppl who smoke weed,
nizothula 30 minutes wonke umuzwe esethi
“ey ngya kuzwa wena mft”

Caroly: They catch me male Cow

Me : What 😮

Caroly: They Catch Me Bull

Me: khuluma isiZulu Tuu😏

Caroly: Bang’bambe inkunzi hau Charlie

Some Parents;
“UyiFailure Kanjani iMaths Une Calculator??”

Abanye abantu are poor because they are holding on to the past.
Umuntu usangifuna isikweledu semali yalast year.
Hayi maan move on guys.