Some ladies are cute like our president Ramaphosa 🐸even when they are wearing makeup 😂😂
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Ngyavuma anginayo imali😒kodwa angiyithandanga indlela iATM iphushe ngakhona iCard lami😕💔
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Ngendlela ebengidakwe ngayo izolo, amaphoyisa akhombe eceleni umuntu obeshayela kule movie ebengiyibuka, ngazithola sengifihla ubhiya wami emva kosofa
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“ngizofaka kancane”
Which other begging line do you know??
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Wawufuna ukufundela ukuba yini empilweni bengakakuthakathi?
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English yami mayingakukhathazi mngani, mina ngikhuluma i-English Literacy hhayi i-Pure English.
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Guy : hey dear…
Girl :hey…
Guy :u Right ?
Girl : yes u…?
Guy :am cool..ubani igama lakho ?
Girl : elika Facebook,Mxit or elamampela?
Guy : elamampela dear..
Girl : nick name or elikwi I.D ?
Guy : elikwi I.D
Girl :1st name or second ?
Guy : mxm! Vele undinike i number
yakho ke…
Girl : account number,I.D number or
cell number ?
Guy : nditsho i cell number.
Girl : eka MTN,Cell C okanye u
Vodacom ?
Guy : MTN dear
Girl : 073,078 or 083 ?
Guy : 078…
Girl : ndiknike le ye Nokia okanye eye blackberry or eye sumsang ?
Guy : ndinike eye black berry girl…
Girl : torch,curve or i bold ?
Guy : (pissed) hay suka yeka maan
xa ungafuni sfebe
Girl : manje ukwatile or awuna
air time?
(gilikiqi phansi the guy “collapsed)…
Girl : owh!…yini manje ukhathele
uyalala noma ufile ?
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Uma kuliwa kwi-relationship, ubokwazi ukuthi yilona omnyama onochuku, badelela kabi o-tonight.
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Ubani ofuna I Airtym?
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AKAYTHENGE PHELA
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Mulele Nesdudla Sikflathele Ngathi Ulele Emvakwendlu
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MY NONGOMA CHICK
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BBY I HV BEEN CHEATING ON U
HER: YINTON NALE SHITTING
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MAYEEEEEEE
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La bantu bama-serious relationship angeke ubezwe bekhuluma ngeValentine’s Day, kodwa le genge yama piece job…
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Double period yeMaths yayingcono kabi kunalo Disemba! 😐
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If unenkinga Nam khulum uyek ukfela ngaphakath njengemoto
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Uzw umunt emudal eth hayibo Mtanami
Ongithathel ilokuzan phez kwenansikan uyileth laaaa!
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Guys when they catch their girl cheating will be “selalala kangaki?”
As if he is going to handle it well when she says 20 times.
Dont ask things you won’t handle pliz.
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