Kanti akelitsho uDP lo elikhuluma ngaye utshoni
when referring to Profile Picture,
is it Drofile Picture?

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Ngena e 🚽toilet
Ne 📲phone
Phuma 💩s’hlama
Sesomelele

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My wife took my📱phone and deleted Dineo’s number and saved her number as Dineo.
You see, someone had tipped my wife off about my Dineo. I then got an SMS from Dineo asking for airtime. I rushed to the spaza, bought the airtime, and sent it to Dineo. She did not acknowledge receipt of the airtime.
When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Dineo had received the airtime. I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the airtime. Her response was, “Call me now”.
I got out of the house to make the call.
Me:(whispering) Neo baby zkhiphani?
My wife:”Futsek ngena endlini”. Ngisami phandle lamanje ngingene njani endlini kodwa?

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Mantombazana ngicela ningibuzele kulabo bhuti be straight-back ukuthy yin inkinga yabo…..ngoba no usher akasawendzi lama simba no jub jub imbala. .

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1st =Zodwa jali
2nd = Thandi Ngveni
3rd = mvelo gwala
4th = Nomusa Hlabisa

whos next??

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U pregiswe Sgebengu uthy uya Ku scane bathi Umtwana Uboshiwe Utshontshe isbhamu Se Soldier Lomzimba

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A sangoma enters a taxi and asks “Iyaphi le taxi”?
Then a drunk man answered “shaya mathambo.

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Indlela odakwa ngakhona ususaba ngisho ukuzibuka kwi Mirror.
If bekukhombisa ur photos uzibuzela wena ukuthi ubani lo.

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I don’t know. Ngijolelwe umayfohloza wami ngafika simsebenzisa isgola ,ngathi suka lana wena ! awazi thina siyazigulela kungabe ngiyakuphihliza manje ukuthi ngihlonipha umthetho we social distance 😂

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Inbox your crush and say “Yaz abantu bayangsukela bathi Syajola.
.
Thank me later

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😓My dream is to kidnap
Master Mind

Ngimkame ngenqina

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Kwawa incwadi, sagoba sobabili sayicosha. Saphakama kwahlangana amehlo, ngamamatheka. 🙂 Wathi: “Usinekani?”
Ey, ngoba amantombazane izinja. 😥

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Uma ubabazala emutsha kuWhatsapp uzabona
08:30 typing…
09:00 typing…
09:30 typing…
Wena ngaleso iskhathi suyethukile usuzibuza ukuth kanti lomfazi uhambe wayaceba yini kibo angathi ubabazala ubhala amagama anzima
Then ngo10:00 uzabona imessage ingena ” salubonani mokhenyan linjuna lemulu”

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