Nongoma be like…
Passenger:ekhoneni..🤧
Taxi driver:kunani ngoba kunomful ekhoneni??
Passenger:Yeah ehla uyogeza🤧
aibo weNongoma
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Teacher: why are you late?
Skhanyiso: itolo sishibe ngalenkhukhu lesivusako eksen Sir😟
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Uyazi ukuthi wena usangana ngempela. Ukwenza kanjani ukuthi uthi uhlala kini…kodwa ucele kwi boyfriend yakho ukuya ePartini.
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Umuntu azibize nge stoner but abe offended if usumubiza ngo NsangwiniJoke
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Uthume uBf ayekuthenga icold idrink abuye ethi bathi kushoda R1.
Yazi angina mona jolani
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Utitsengele I jean yakho le dzavubukile
Ushiye uyogeza mawubuya uyiftole gogo
Wakho ayiftungile 😆😁
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He he he he he have you seen the whatsapp and facebook statuses for january compared to December?
In December the statuses were…. Phez’komunye , tholukuthi Hey ,ngidl’imali yam (enjoying my money). Woza Dizemba, Bonus fever, Reja joy, Now its January they start saying …. the lord is my shepered, my God will never leave me alone, Jehova the provider. I know the plans I have for you….No weapon formed against me shall prosper; I command poverty out of my life, Jesus will make a way for me,
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Igama lakho ngu Zakhele mara usalwela ama-RDP🏡🏡🏡😅
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Yayenziwa kanjani i paternity test kudala?Lalela ke…Uma lengane okungeyon’eyakho igijima nezinye yayiwa ingakafiki kuwe lapho zikuhlangabeza uphethe okumnandi.Why?Yayiwiswa amadlozi akini ngoba esekhathele ukukubona wondla igoya(ingane yebhantshi)
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uNyaa wayegula esesibhedlela.
Wacela ukuthi bemphaphathele amaqanda
esibhedlela nxt tym izivakatshi nxa zibuya….
njengoba wayengacacanga ukuthi ufuna lenziweni imuli
yacabanga ukuthi kungcono babhoyile elinye,
elinye balifraye…
bathe bemphathele wabe ewakhangela wakhala
ehlengezela inyembezi esisithi
“Ngabe liifraye leli elibhoyiliweyo labhoyila eli frayiweyo”.
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Vodacom >>>>MTN 💝😌✊..!!
Angna Langa Lonke..!! At least Ka MTN Ikhona iHappy Saturday
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Ngihlezi eduze kukaBongumusa, yazi usaphuze 2-3 nyana wasukuma ethi uyochama wawa, Manje bathi laba akahambe ayolala ngoba usedakwe kakhulu, wathi uyachaza ukuthi uwe ngephutha, bathi akabuyeke buyamdelelisa njengoba ephikisana nabo. Usedakiwe akaye kolala.
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Ay ziyahlupha ivakashi yaz
1-Zifika iChrger aziphethe
2-Sekunamakamero esingasangeni kalula kuwo ngoba kulaliswa zona
3-Ziyadla too much bt azisizi ngalutho egceken
4-Hlezi zicofana nephne nd mazifonelwa ayi ring ihlez iku silence or vibration
5-I hope anisihlebi lapho ko whatsap ngoba buzophela nya ubuhlobo!!!
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Whites: Can i please have the R50 i borrowed you last month!
Blacks: Usufuna lokhu ngilandelana nawe ngemali yam,kanti yini inkinga yakho?
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Usuku Ngiyaphil kunjan skk sam so much of fline and ngek mft no no bbe maning rlx hawu ngek bbe ngek ngek fun kukubon njee nom nom kwenzek the house and ngek bbe
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Sathi sithenga ama gown kwathiwa sidlisa iTeam, kwimanje nihudula ingubo indlu yonke ngathi oSuperman
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