Me 👨: mmmm ushiphelani Nomusa🙄
Her: 🧟
Me 👨: Ohhh Kanti uyazamula🤧

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LABO SISI ABADLA INHLABATHI IBONA ABAZALA O
BRICKLAYER NO DAKA BOY

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Thol’ukuthi kaaade wagcina ukuthandaza,
kuthi la uthandaza khona uqale ngokuthi:
“Unjani Nkosi? Ayisazani…”

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Yaz lensangu ya KwaMashu
angiyizwa kahle aybambani

SENZO :Happy Valentines Day
guy😘

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The struggle of pronouncing “Listeriosis” still
continues in south africa Police Stations
Bathi “isifo sa polony”
yin yona leyo sifo sapoloni

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Umjolo unyisa kwasani la ngasekhaya akekho nje engsambone ehla eTaxin no Teddy bear😂😂😂 Ahh HALALA 2020

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Whites: It was fun hey.
Blacks: Bekunyiwa
Whites: It was bad hey.
Blacks: Bekunyiwa
Whites: I’m broke.
Blacks: Kuyanyiwa

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Me: Bae World Cup Phelile
Her : Njenge Relationship Yetsu

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Aphi lama Felebs
abenza Matric last year😂
postani phela o

CAN I GET 500 Likes FOR MY
(H) PASS✊😂

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Ikhansela uDambuza ephendula izikhalazo zomphakathi:

*Sifuna izindlu zamahhala.
Dambuza: “Nidakiwe, nizalwa yimi yini?”

*Sifuna ama-toilet.
Dambuza: “Nithe nilambile nganinika ama-food parcel, senisuthi senifuna ukunyela kimi futhi?”

*Sifuna imisebenzi.
Dambuza: “Angazi-ke nizoyithathaphi ngoba nami ngiqashwe yini.”

*Le mali yeqolo incane.
Dambuza: “Zalani khona izokwanda.”

*Sifuna izimayini ziphathwe umphakathi.
Dambuza: “Njengoba nihluleka ukuzimbela ama-toilet, nizozenzani-ke izimayini? Tshelani mina.”

*Sifuna ukuphatha ama-bank.
Dambuza: “Senikhathele ukuyeba, senifuna ukuyithatha nginibuka?”

*Sifuna uphume kungene uRazor.
Dambuza: “Unithembiseni uRazor ngoba seba naye lowo?”

*Sifuna umhlaba ubuyele kubantu.
Dambuza: “Nidakiwe, ungathi amagceke enu enihlula!”

*Uma ungafuni sowushisa lo muzi wakho.
Dambuza: “Anginamuzi mina, ngiqashile la!”

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If yu think money is the only thing that changes istep somuntu then awukaboni umuntu ophethe isikhiye salapho okulenyama lotshwala emfeni

-Ufuna ukuncengwa
-Ufuna ukuqakezelwa
-Khona ke ukuhlala ecatshile ukuze adingwe

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Kumnadi Uk’Lobola Amantombazane Wakwa Mfene 🦍
Ngoba Ivula Mlomo I Banana

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