As I’m walking home, I notice a lady breaking windows in a certain house here in Klarinet. Out of curiosity I start walking slowly to see what’s happening, the lady is shouting and throwing stones.

A door opens and a guy comes out trying to calm her down, I heard her say “Ya uhlalele loku la nalezfebe” the lady is causing a scene, the guy is trying to calm her down. Lapho mina sengmile ngbukele I wanna see ukuth iyophelelaphi. The guy is trying his level best to calm the situation and avoid more people starring at them.

The lady ran into the house, the guy remained outside holding his head. I tried getting in the yard to see what’s happening the guy shouted “Yeey ungasondeli nxxx izindaba ezingakfuni” lmao I walked back ngiswabile 😂😂

The lady came out with a knife and blood on her hands, the guy screamed “Haii Sbongile wenzeni” as he entered the house. Apparently the guy had a woman inside there, he wasn’t expecting his girlfriend to come vandag. Looking at how serious things could be, I decided to go in, sengamane sbambane mina nalomjita ngoba it’s serious now.

When I got in, Sbongile is fuming, swearing. She’s angry, she’s furious yooo. When I got inside the house, she stabbed the lady who was with her man, but nothing hectic just usikeke esandleni, I think she was trying to take the knife away from Sbongile and got cut.

I decided to go out, Sbongile took her bag and decided to leave, I called her to wait for me. I told her to calm herself down aye endlini and not take any rash decision. She told me she lives at Kriel and right now ama transport awasekho. Makashayisa espanini she wanted to surprise her boyfriend since it’s cold, she thought he’d appreciate that, little did she know that umjita une standby.

I felt sorry for her, decided to go with her edladleni lami uzolala in the spare room since seku late nama transport aphelile aya la abloma khona. On our way to my home we have a conversation, I let her speak her heart yaboo, ukuth abe grand ma@n ehlise istress.

When we got to my home, I told her to relax and not think too much. I ran her a hot bath yabo just to freshen up and calm her nerves. I went to the shop to buy vaslap for her. I came back, told her ukuth angangena daar ageze while I make her a cup of coffee. I gave her my girlfriend’s gown ukuth agcoke yona since she had nothing on her, her clothes are at her boyfriend’s place.

While she’s bathing and I’m making coffee, I heard a knock on the door. Went to open

“SURPRISE!!!!… SAY HI TO DADDY”

It’s my girlfriend nencosi 😭😭😭

Sbongile comes out of the bathroom wearing my girlfriend’s gown

Ladies, Men don’t crush on you,
They just wish to have sex with you 😧
Aniyekeni ukuzkhohlisa ngothando✋😂

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