Dear Zulu’s
Its black friday not khisimusi isaaaa
stop sending xmas messages. Melly khisimusi really???

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Meanwhile In Court

Lawyer : Carolina Please Tell The Court What Really Happened In the 27th of June 2019

Carolina (🐸) : Me Is Playing And Eat Rats Butter

Lawyer : You What ? isizulu Please

Carolina ( 🐸) : Umuntu Umudlalisa Ufake Ratex Ekudlen Yena Akasavuk Mxm

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Ukudelela kwamaSmall House
Unamntwana:Ngicela ukukhuluma lomnikazi wefon
Small House:Usagqoka icondom izandla zakhe zigcwele amafutha

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Ngaze ngahalela amanzi ase Toilet🚽”
Pregnant woman’s and their craving’s

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So then around 00:00 last night…my girlfriend woke me up ..she was so scared and said:
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“Baby bona outside the window..I see short people running around the yard😨😨..
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So I looked outside the window…and I was so SHOCKED AND VERY SCARED😨😨😨😨…..that I got out of the sheets and went outside and I shouted:
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“Mara waitse ke bona mohlolo hey lona ba ntwana..waitse you are stupid.. How can you play black mampatile at this time of the night..go home and sleep..or else I’ll tell your parents”😠
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Then I went back inside the house and back to the sheets..and was like..”baby Mara can you believe these kids?😒…but my girlfriend fainted I don’t know why

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Ngisacela ukubuza kula majita alala ngeskhindi sebhola, sithini i-score?

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Dear Ramaphosa
Sicela umane uvule izikole noma sew 2 weeks nje,
sinenkinga lapha othisha abasagezi. Vula khekha 👏👏👏👏👏

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Nithi nisaphuza kamnandi aqale ke umuntu odlisiwe, “yebafethu ngubani onamaminutes?”

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yaz’ abantu abadala bayathanda ukuthi thina we are a lost generation


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But umangibuka khumbul’ ekhaya yibona abafunwayo

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Uthomele umuntu Ku. Girl wakho able amushele

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It’s painful being a side chick
Side chick : Hi baby
Guy : Sho chief zkhiphani ?
Side chick : just called to say I
love you .
Guy : Sho commander nawe
uyazi sisonke
Side chick : ok Good night baby
Guy : Viva comrade

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Indoda eyayineplazi, yayinezingulube ezinhlanu (5) zensikazi. Yahamba nezingulube izisa kwi-auction, ithe uma ifika yahlangana nomunye umlimi owayezodayisa izingulube ezinhlanu ezingamaduna. “Uma ngifuna zikhwelane lezi zingulube ngingenzanjani?” kubuza indoda enezingulube zensikazi.

“Singahlangana nje mfwethu halfway, zizokhwelana.” kuphendula lo omunye umlimi.

“Manje ngizokwazi kanjani ukuthi sezimithi?”

Aphendule umlimi athi: “Uma sezimithi zizoya otshanini ziyodla, uma zingamithi zizobuyela odakeni.”

Manje babeqhelelene ngo 120km ngokuhlala, bavumelana ngokuthi bazohlangana halfway nezingulube lezo zizo khwelana. Yagcina ingasazidayisanga izingulube indoda yabuyela nazo emuva. Ngakusasa yalayisha izingulube evenini yahamba, yabuya.

Ngakusasa izingulube zavele zaqonda odakeni. Wahamba futhi kwaze kwaphela iviki lonke, izingulube zilokhu zibuyela odakeni. Yagcina isikhathele indoda, ngakusasa ekuseni yathi kunkosikazi wayo: “Nkosikazi ngicela ungibhekela ngewindi lezi ngulube ukuthi zikuphi. Zisetshanini noma odakeni?” ibuza indoda izilalele embhedeni.

Aphendule unkosikazi ebona isimanga ngaphandle, “Vuka baba uzobona! Azikho etshanini futhi azikho nasodakeni, zisevenini enye ingaphambili ishaya ihutha!”

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Ayihlafune usis I chewing gum ubungasazi loba se washa isitshubo 😁😁
mxii yaz ngizam ukuthi lilale kahle

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Gc nd Wandile

Bazobuya sebene cleavage✊😂
ey phela amabele guys😋

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Noma ungashaya nge Ass nema Curves kumbe ube Slender lesi Sexy blind, uma ungekho mnandzi awukho mnandzi. Ngisho nebuhle mine, nelibalala lelikhanyako, alisho kutsi umnandzi 😂😂 Ne fish ayikhetsi, ayiyi ngekutsi wena u Sexy kumbe ugcoka kahle, kumbe usebentisa i iPhone ushaye nge Brazilian, kumbe une Persal number nema pay slip, kumbe une moto or aw’nayo, uma k’mele ube Skotela se fish utoba ngiso 😂😂 Ningaboni bantu bahambela ek’dzeni nema Ass and Curves abo nitsi bamnandzi kumbe abanuki, yela! Kubi la outside 😂😂 Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. Muntu umnandzi uma wena mudli umvile kutsi umnandzi. And kuba mnandzi kwakhe kuwe doesn’t necessarily mean utoba mnandzi kitsi sonkhe. So yekelan kubona tibunu nema Curves kumbe nibone Slender lesi sexy nitsi “Labanye Bantu badla kahle”. Li orange liyaba fresh ngaphandle utsi uyal’cata ulithole ligcwele tibungu phakatsi

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Hleka ways waya😂😂 la uhleka uze usuze 😂😂
Uze uphathwe ikhanda🤯🤯😫amahlaya
Kuphela la

😂😂😂😂💯💯

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