Whites: Pass me that ear buddy. My ears are itchy.
Blacks: Nxxx awungiphe usiba lwenkukhu lapho yazi kune ex yami engihlebayo.
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My wife took my📱phone and deleted Dineo’s number and saved her number as Dineo.
You see, someone had tipped my wife off about my Dineo. I then got an SMS from Dineo asking for airtime. I rushed to the spaza, bought the airtime, and sent it to Dineo. She did not acknowledge receipt of the airtime.
When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Dineo had received the airtime. I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the airtime. Her response was, “Call me now”.
I got out of the house to make the call.
Me:(whispering) Neo baby zkhiphani?
My wife:”Futsek ngena endlini”. Ngisami phandle lamanje ngingene njani endlini kodwa?
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Morning haw emini so
Okey ngizobuya ekuseni ntambama
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Dear Gift Of The Givers,
INkosi inibusise ngalo msakazo omuhle kangaka enangipha wona njengoba nanilapha eHuuzville Home For The Aged. Ngineminyaka engamashumi ayisishiyagalombili nesikhombisa (87), umndeni wami wangiletha lapha ngoba bethi baxakwe ngumsebenzi engekho ozonginakekela. Ngithanda ukudlulisa
okukhulu ukubonga kanye nothando enilukhombisile kulesi salukazi esiyimina esesilahlwe ngumndeni
waso.
Umkhozi wami (sengisho lo engilala naye ekamelweni) uneminyaka engamashumi ayisishiyagalolunye nanhlanu (95) kanti ubehlale enomsakazo wakhe; kodwa ubengangivumeli ngiwusebenzise. Wangitshela ukuthi kwakungokamyeni wakhe osewashona, ngakho-ke ngokuqonda lokho, wayefuna ukuwugcina uphephile.
Nakhu-ke ngelinye ilanga umsakazo wakhe lowo wawa washayeka kabi waba zicucu ngenkathi ezama ukuvuka aye endlini encane. Kwakukubi impela, ekhala umngani wami. Wangibuza ukuthi angawusebenzisa yini owami, ngaba nenkulu intokozo lapho sengimtshela ukuthi akafusege.
Ngiyabonga ngaleli thuba.
INkosi inibusise.
Yimina,
uTryphina Nyembe
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Some relationships though
Him: Bbe fon yam ayifun ukusebenza
Her: Ifana nawe njena
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Ma 2000 ayahlupha…
°° °° °°
Wadlula eceleni kwawo uzowezwa athi:
“Lona ukhona kuFacebook wam”
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Uthi utshengisa abangani bakho isithombe sabea wakho bavele bengamcomi uze uthi ukuthi akaveli kahle Lana😪🙄
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“Buyela la uphuma khona!”
Kanjani i-Polo selijikile? 🤷🏽♀️
Ay, abazali nabo sometimes.
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Sengizibuke zonke iziqephu zalo popayi okuthiwa uBen 10, akukho nesisodwa isiqephu la ejola khona nomama abadala!
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Umuntu abemnyama ngathi ugeza nge under Ka makhenikha
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Yaz uth usuymisele
kuth vosho😂😂😂
mina ngabaleka😂
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Qaphela la uma umuntu umthumelela umyalezo ngefoni awufunde angaphenduli akayedwa lowo muntu ukhona oseduze kwakhe amsabayo qiniso lelo
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I Village yase Mzola neyase Dandanda zenza umqhudelwano (competition) yokuphuza utshwala, ukuthi abobani omakoya bokuphuza. One week before kuqale icompetion iVillage yaseMzola ithume uNyaa ukuthi ahambe ku Village yase Dandanda ayobuza if they are ready for iCompetion.
uNyaa ma efika khona vele athole kuphuzwa. Bemnikeze u 25litre wotshwala basemakhaya (amasese) uNyaa ashaye u25litre awuqede in 1 hour!!! Bamangale abantu base Dandanda ukuthi ukhona umuntu ophilayo ongaphuza 25 litres yotshwala ayiqede!!!!
Abase Dandanda: (babuza beyethuke kakhulu) “Hayi bo Nyaa, uphuza 25litre wayiqeda! Nawe are you part of iteam yase Mzola esizo compete nayo?”
Nyaa: (ezihlekel) “Cha chaa chaa bafethu, mina ngihluliwe kuma Primary Competition, I could not make it to the competing team”
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Ibhodwe elino mshudo ngaqala ukulibona kwa “Dlamini”
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Teacher: what do you call male crocodile??
Me: baba ngwenya
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Zulu paper 2 final Exam😁
1.2.
1.2.1 Wenzani uJobe?
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