King Monada can kill your favourite Rapper
by just saying “Makwela Makwela”

School Presentation
Whites: I’m not ready sir
Blacks: Ahhh faka Zero Meneer

Akenishoni bafethu lomuntu owayekhanda i Roll On,
wayeNukelwa ikhwapha likabani vele?

I tarven ebengjwayele ukuphuza kuyona sebeyphendule I fruit and veg

Boy – l luv u girl

Gal- awula girlfriend yini

Boy -ngilaye kodwa ngifuna wena

Gal- akwenzi ngabe ubungela nkazana

Boy- wena wake wahamba ukuyathenga impahla unqunu

Gal- Fainted

Ufuna indoda enemoto 🚗 😏 kodwa ubaba wakho yamhlula ngo-1960 isengu-R2.

{Phone Rings:☎}
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Sidechick: John’s phone hello!
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Mainchick: Ngcela mnikati we phone please…🙏
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Sidechick: Yima kancane usafaka I condom sesi.

Never compare ibeef yase Woolworths neyase Roots,
because izinkomo zase Woolworths zihamba icounseling before bazibulale.

UMkhulu nogogo Nhlabathi babengenayo ingane impilo yabo yonke ngenhlanhla embi bafa bobabili engozini yemoto bangcwatshwa.
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Angazi uscroller uyaphi ezansi ngoba ngishilo ukuthi bafa bangcwatshwa manje ufunani?or ufuna ilifa?