Kuthwa omunye ubaba wayelenhliziyo embi so uNkulunkulu wathi kuye qamba into ofuna ngkwenzele yona then umakhelwane wakho ngzomenzela double of whatever ozabe ukuqambile ubaba lwana wacabanga imota wabona ukuthi umakhelwane wakhe uzathola 2 wathi ngitsho wacabanga indlu wabona futhi ukuthi akwenzi wathi hayi Nkulunkulu ngcono ungkhiphe ilihlo

– Whites : Boys And Girls
– Blacks : Bafana Namantombazane
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– Whites : They Look Like Girls
– Blacks : Bafana Namantombazane

ENGLISH: Boys and Girls.
ZULUS: Bafana Namantombazane.
ENGLISH L: They look like Girls.
ZULUS: Bafana Namantombazane…

Even if Jesus can come and say Nigerians Profets are fake

South Africans , still gonna say “unamanga lo uhlushwa umona”
🙉🙉🙉 awuu shem !!

Uyazi Ngidinga bonke engangidlala labo amatope besithi ngingubaba bona bangomama…..ngfuna ukubuza ukuthi babe serious yini siphinde

I was eating and enjoying my coke when a man
entered the restaurant with a brief case. I
guess he is a politician because his dressing and
pot belly portrayed it. He walked and sat down
as every body looked at him. Suddenly a woman
came to him and started crying. The woman
knelt down and told him that her children and
her mother want to die of hunger since her
husband died. This man opened thr briefcase
and gave the woman five hundred thousand
dollars. The woman jumped up and left the
scene in happiness.
I was still watching wen another man started
crying and came to him. He knelt down and
begged him that he needed money to establish a
business. This man wrote a ten million dollar
cheque and gave to the man.
This time, I started murmuring and practising
on the kind of lie I will put up to have my own
national cake. I started crying and came to the
man.
Immediately I knelt down, I heard..,
Cut!!
Cut!!
Cut!!.
I turned and saw a director. He laughed and
said..,😆 😆
ndoda sishuta imovie uyasphambanisa🙄.
haaaaaaa inhloni zangenzani🙈🙈

If uthi ufak I mask😷 uzwe lo👉🏾💩😹😹uzofa nge Own Goal before Corona😒

Asilungise la bahlali:
Quit = khwith
Quiet = khwayeth
Quite = khwayth

Some Parents;
“UyiFailure Kanjani iMaths Une Calculator??”