Ugodole ☁uze ufise ukuya emendweni ngoba khona bathi kyashisa

Ikhansela uDambuza ephendula izikhalazo zomphakathi:
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*Sifuna izindlu zamahhala.
Dambuza: “Nidakiwe, nizalwa yimi yini?”
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*Sifuna ama-toilet.
Dambuza: “Nithe nilambile nganinika ama-food parcel, senisuthi senifuna ukunyela kimi futhi?”
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*Sifuna imisebenzi.
Dambuza: “Angazi-ke nizoyithathaphi ngoba nami ngiqashwe yini.”
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*Le mali yeqolo incane.
Dambuza: “Zalani khona izokwanda.”
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*Sifuna izimayini ziphathwe umphakathi.
Dambuza: “Njengoba nihluleka ukuzimbela ama-toilet, nizozenzani-ke izimayini? Tshelani mina.”
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*Sifuna ukuphatha ama-bank.
Dambuza: “Senikhathele ukuyeba, senifuna ukuyithatha nginibuka?”
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*Sifuna uphume kungene uRazor.
Dambuza: “Unithembiseni uRazor ngoba seba naye lowo?”
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*Sifuna umhlaba ubuyele kubantu.
Dambuza: “Nidakiwe, ungathi amagceke enu enihlula!”
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*Uma ungafuni sowushisa lo muzi wakho.
Dambuza: “Anginamuzi mina, ngiqashile la!”

Mosadi otshwana le LOTTO😑
geosa mo beche okase mo win’i..

yaz’ abantu abadala bayathanda ukuthi thina we are a lost generation

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But umangibuka khumbul’ ekhaya yibona abafunwayo

Ifoni yami ngiyisebenzisa nsuku zonke, kodwa angikhumbuli nakanye ngiyibona emaphusheni ami.

Whites: We had a few drinks

Blacks: Sifike sathi 6, sathi 12. Sathula sababheka bacabanga ukuthi siphelelwe sathi bhodlela😂😂

After world cup….

Me; babie uyava kubanda kanjan????
Her: buza ku Mbape n Pogba