Uma usushiyiwe yeka ukuthi “Ngeke umthole onjengami ” 🙄

Onjengawe phela akasafuneki😁

WALALA WABHEKA PHEZULU😒☝IBELE LANGENA EKHWAPHENI😲✋✋

MY CISTER LET ME TELL YOU…GAME IS OVER

Let me 📲call 📞her … Babe asihlukane sobuyelana ngey😁 15 feb after Valentine…its a break just that I don’t know that game called Valentine idlalwa njan?😑 and where?

Ngahlulwa i maths yase taxin
ngaze ngamemeza
BAKHOKHE BONKE E FRONT SEAT
YASE BACKSEAT$

Girls please, aniyeke le nto, iyiscefe. ☝🏽

Alright, kush’ukuthi bengivakashelwe uZinhle lana wakwa-D eMlazi. Ufika nje ngephula uphuthu estofini, ngiqeda nje ukul’pheka. Ngase ngithi ngoba sekufike wena awusale usuqhubeka upheke u-curry, vele bese ngiyisikile i-beef.

Kuthe kusagxabha kanjalo estofini, wasukuma ethi uzwa usawoti ukuthi ukaleke kahle yini. Hawu, ngithi uzozwa ngesobho, uZinhle ndini wadumela iqatha! Maye! 😲 Ngathula nje ngambuka, wabe esethi: “Hhayi, ukaleke kahle .”

Duku duku, wasukuma ethi uzwa ukuthi awakavuthwa yini amazambane, nakhona wabuya neqatha! Kodwa Jesu ungishiyelani! 🙆🏽‍♂️ 😲 Wathi: “Hhayi, akukalungi.”

Uthe esuka lapho waqonda efrijini lami lika-R2700, wakhipha i-apula lami wazolala phezu kombhede wami WALINAPHAZA. 😪 Uyezwa ngithini? Ngithi walinaphaza! Uthe esesukuma wathi: “Hhayi shame, uma ingakathambi le nyama ngeke iphinde.”

Wavula waphinde wadonsa iqatha. 😭 😭 Weeeeee! Ngivele ngaphumela emnyango ngigijima ngafika emva kwendlu ngahlala phansi nganaba, zavele zehla izinyembezi.

Ngimalile, angeke ngiphinde! 😭

NgeWinter isyllabus yokugeza isuke isiphelile sesitshaya ama revision nje sigeza ikhanda lezandla lenyawo.
Ask any teacher .