Ever since Messi came to South Africa
has started playing not very well.
Nithakathe ingani yabantu guys ne??

Wawufuna ukufundela ukuba yini empilweni bengakakuthakathi?

Mom & his Son😜😜😜
Son: Mama Ngilambile….
Mom: ehh Yidla mina mos😝
Son: huh..! Mama wena ngeke uvume mos

👨‍⚕️”Nonhlanhla uyasazi istatus sakho?”
🧛‍♀️”Yebo ngyasazi dokotelaaa”
👨‍⚕️”Sithi?”
🧛‍♀️”Hey there!! I’m using what’sapp”

Indoda yakho ayna TV if uyivakashele ik’fundela ma posts ami

You Can’t Be Dating A Dj And Expect To Be Put On The Profile Pic ✋ ,
Uthi Ahlalephi Ama Event Poster ? 😡

When u caught your girlfriend cheating and
u start arguing with her then she looks at u and be like..
“ulwelani ngoba akahambanga nayo isekhona

Nokufaka chicken soup enyameni yenkomo kungakuswelisa umendo

Conversation btwn mother🙍 and 🙇her mbanje smoking son🚬

Son : Hello📞
Mother : Hey wena Nyaa kulenkinga la endlini
Son : Inkinga yan? Ngkhuluma loban?
Mother : kulahleke i200rand yam mani. Ukhuluma lo mamakho
Son : tjo angikwaz mina, yiwrong number. Nguban umamakho?
Mother : Yeewena yimi umamakho manni, letha imali yam
Son : yooh wena mama ungangjwayeli kabi,mina ngthethe imali ephesini kamamami not umamakho, its a wrong number, Bye!!

In an interview:
Q: Mdala, umsebenzi okhona ngowokugamula izihlahla lokugebha izigumunga, manje angazi ukuthi sowake wakwenza lokho before because kufuneka iphysical fitness. Sowake wenza umsebenzi onjalo?
A: Yah, yiwo umsebenzi wami manje wonalowo, ngawusebenza iminyaka eminengi
Q: Wawusebenza ngaphi
A: Ngangisebenza e, e, e, kwakuthiwa kuse, eKalahari forest, eBotswana
Q: Do you mean to say Kalahari Desert?
A: Nanso indaba, lina lazi sokuyidesert phela? Kwakulihlathi konke laphana, yithi esayenza kwaba yidesert.
Q: So for how long did you work there? I mean your experience?
A: 36 years
Q: How old are you?
A: Ngile 31 years
Q: So how come your work experience is more than your age
A: Ngangitshaya ama~overtime