Usathi usaxoxa kamnandi nomngani wakho womlungu avele ayigxobe emsileni akubuze ku
thi”what is your favourite swimming style .😒😒
Uvele uzizwe sewuthi it’s madam😂😂😂

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Umunt acele umufakele efrijini lakho ajike azobopha ifindo eliqine kanje..uthi ngizowuvula kanjan plastic!!

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Zingane akesizifundise ukusebenza emakhaya makusetshenzwa, singabaleki,kuyalinywa uyabaleka kuyatshalwa uyabaleka nomakuhlakulwa awukho, masekuvuthiwe indlela eya ensimini ivulwa yini,masingagadi izintibane sigade nani bakwethu, hhay kabi

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Ngisanda kufonela umuntu wami ngabo-pass 11 manje, before ngivale ucingo ngathi kuye: “I love you.”

Wavele wathi: “Uhlupha ngokuba njena wena.”

Ngavele ngabona ukuthi i-movie iphelile. Asenyukile amagama, ithimulile i-penguin. 😭 😭 💔

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Shela, uqonywe. Ungazitsheli ukuthi uyathandwa ungazange waziswe.Uthini manje uZwe? Ungabozipha nje INTOMBI.
Yeka ukuqhaksa amantombazana mfana. Ngoba uzomelwa inhliziyo.

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I’m told by those who understand politics that the idea by the ANC NEC not to recall President Zuma has caused a miasma of deprecable apothesis of a hemorrhagic oozing into a malodorousness excrescences of mobocracy. With all termagant its ossifying proclivities of cacistocracy and our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraplegic crinkum.

What are your thoughts,

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Uma uzwa isandla sakho siluma, uzoba nemali.
Uma uzwa izindebe ziluma, uzoqabula.
Uma uzwa izinyawo zakho ziluma, uzothola izicathulo ezintsha.

What if isitho sangasese siyaluma?
No, no, no, no mngani, hamba uyogeza!
Ungazikhohlisi.

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Thina Asinandaba 👐noma bangakwenza IP.p 😊vele nomsebenzi weKati🐈 ku Peanut Butter asiwazi🤷‍♀️🙄

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UBongi ngimbone egibele phezu kwendlu ngambuz a kuthy wenzani wathi ubheka iviki elizayo🙆🙆

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Niyakhumbula ngithi I cants leave without him 😔♥️.

Well sengiyaliva bantase😣!

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Sizonifunza kanjani ama-strawberries 🍓 🍓 ngoba phela nina nidlela ukusutha?

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White people

Caller : can you please give me Joe’s number

Receiver : 0612569123

Black people

Caller : hhoyi awung-Gaye Mabhelas kaSkebhe da

Receiver : sure uyiphethe ipen daa
Caller : ipen! Pen pen ukuphi nah ? Sure skhokho Sam

Receiver : 063

Caller : yah

Receiver 846

Caller : yah

Receiver : 4467

Caller : double 4 bani?

Receiver 4467

Caller double 4, 6 bani?

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Noma ngabe kushube kanjani bra wami, ungahlali estolo.

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Woooo yima senzo before I buy present for my bae wuban lomunye ojola naye #sizohlanganisela le present ye Valentine

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Umuntu kuthiwe uzoba isikhulumi emngxwabeni Abe busy nokuminyana notshwala, athi ubamba isibindi.Mase efika kwiMic uyachiphiza, ateteme aze ahayize kanti udakiwe.

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U Jub Jub kshoth akaholi kuyajola Nine nine neh.
Ngisho ngoba naku phela sekathi Ndikhokhele bawo🙄🤷‍♀️

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