Ubaba ko uye gay mego feka abotoths uthe take everything ecsept my lipstick

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Umthole e-single, umthande, bamthathe, umyeke, bamyeke, nibuyelane, babuye.

Jesu uthuleleni?

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Umuntu umbone ngisho ephuza amanzi ukt ngek akulobole

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Uyayazi i-pain yokuthenga i-grocer igcwale i-trolley lapho ufake i-mask, abantu ababoni ukuthi nguwe lo owenza izimangaliso?

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*Matatizo ni nini???*

“`Matatizo ni pale unapokuwa umefika ukweni usiku na haja kubwa ikakubana na hukuwa unajua choo kilipo, ukatoka nje na kujisaidia kwenye majani kumbe ni mboga asubuhi ukasikia mama mkwe anasema kuna mjinga kajisaidia kwenye mboga na kaangusha pochi yake hapohapo haa! Vile unajisachi pochi hamna na kulikuwa na passport,vitambulisho, kadi ya benki, pesa zaidi ya laki 2 na nusu, funguo za nyumba yako,

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A Chinese man got married to a zulu lady. They had a baby who died after 4 months, gogo was very hurt at the funeral n kept on saying ‘ngazile Vele’. People asked her ‘ gogo, wazile ini?’ Gogo answered ” izinto za Machina azilasti.”

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Uma kuliwa kwi-relationship, ubokwazi ukuthi yilona omnyama onochuku, badelela kabi o-tonight.

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Ukuthandana ne Sangoma akukho lula, uthi usacabanga uku cheater uvele uzwe nge SMS Ithi “Soxabana”

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Some Girls think BIO stands for
B – Bhala
I – Indoda
O – Onayo

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Angikho happy nge look yabantu bakwa Mkhize nabadlamini face yenu

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Intokazi ekhulelwe ingena etekisini yagaklaza isicabha.

Taxi Driver: “Ukube nalawo mathanga wawavala kanjalo!”

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Uma nje nkosi yami ngingazitholela intombi eythandayo, esebenzayo. Futhi ezihloniphayo. Angiyifuneli izinto eziningi bakwethu, ngifuna nje ukuyiququda, nami Kade kwasa bengiququda. Nami ngifuna ukuyiququda nginga phazanyiswa muntu.

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Nami sengiyakwazi ukuhlala esihlalweni somoya kwazisholo intombazane yakwa Nongoma isikwazi ukushaya iVosho

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English: He’s a good Builder
Zulu. : Unesandla

English : He’s involved
Zulu : Unesandla

English : He’s a Thief
Zulu : Unesandla

English : He beats his Wife
Zulu : Unesandla

English : He’s has a good hand writing
Zulu : Unesandla

Part Two

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It’s stationed
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It’s standing
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It’s jammed
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It’s not moving
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It’s paused
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It’s motionless
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It’s upright
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It’s erected 🍆
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It’s waiting
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