Meanwhile In Court

Lawyer : Carolina Please Tell The Court What Really Happened In the 27th of June 2019

Carolina (🐸) : Me Is Playing And Eat Rats Butter

Lawyer : You What ? isizulu Please

Carolina ( 🐸) : Umuntu Umudlalisa Ufake Ratex Ekudlen Yena Akasavuk Mxm

Dear future Bae

When I’m online and not talking to u it means
I’m talking to my uncles about iLobola so ngaphazamisi tuu

Ngokuthi nje “ngicela ungifonele after 10 minutes ngisabheka iparking” sebeng buka kabi la taxin ungafunga ukuth ngikhuluma nabo.

“Nifuna kuphume esinye isdumbu?” Kusho uNgcobo bemfakele inyama encane emngcwabeni.

South African Banks : You have insufficient funds👎🙇
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Swaziland Banks: Ushayekile Mnaka, impilo ikudzunusele

Otla swenkela ke ngwanyana wa meno ama
yellow nkare o hupile di emoji

Z’hlobo zami ngithanda ukubonga uJehova ngoba amakhaza angiflce sengiqedile iSyllabus yokugeza umzimba Wonke. KuJune noJuIy ngizobe ngenza nje ama revision Iapha nalaphaya, ngigeza ubuso nenyawo nokwesula amakhwapha!”

That moment when you ask your uneducated uncle why is he emotional?
And he looks at you and be like ‘msuuuuunu’ ubani omosh’imali??