I dont date for looks but nawe ungabi mubi mubi bii ngathi une criminal record

Indoda Egqoka Ama-Pyjam(a) ✋
Ngathi Uhlanya Oleqe Esbhedlela!

Pastor Said :
“You should know your wife’s favourite flowers this valentine!”
Nyaa then whispers to his wife :And your favorite is
“Selfraising Flour ! my dear .

In a taxi from Beitbridge to Johannesburg…
A young man sitting on the front sit answers his phone “Babey ngise taxin eya eFree State for the weekend ngiyabuya monday!”
# after he hangs up#
The lady sitting behind him answers her phone and said “Hey dear… ngise taxin eya eKlerksdorp ku interview I’ll call you later!”
# immediately after she hangs up#
A young lady at the back seat answers her phone “Mama ngisendleleni ngiya eMafikeng.
The old man sitting next to her at the back screams “ENTLEKE lamasimba etaxi ayaphi vele yeeee!!!!

Ushawe yi-corner le windi kuvele kubuye lonke usizi, usale usukhalela no-R350 wokhuvethe kanye nokuthi awusebenzi. 😭