Kazi asebenzisa luphi uhlobo lwe glue lama couples angahlukani.

My biggest worry in life is that the same pegs that are used to pin down panties is the same that are used to pin down the dish towels and to clip shut a packet of milk.
Angilali ngalento

Mhla ngaposta ubae wam LA kyokhuluma imungulu ,kyosukuma ishosha, kyozamazama ufacbk wonke ngyanitshela

1. Ungakujwayeli ukukhansela izinhlelo ngokusebenzisa i-SMS okukanye ama-ama-instant messaging services.
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2. Uma uzithola umile usubuka ama-street performers noma yikuphi, ubophosa phela okuncane (noma u-R2 nje).
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3. Uma utshelwe imfihlo, uyigcine.
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4. Uma ukwazi ukwenza something, akusho ukuthi yenza, zithobe.
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5. Uma uzovakasha, bazise labo ozobavakashela.
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6. Ukuxhawula kungcono kabi kune-autograph.
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7. Uma unabangani abasha, ungakhulumi ngabangani bakho abadala.
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8. Awuzikhetheli igama lesidlaliso (nickname).
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9. Uma ushada umuntu, khumbula ukuthi ushada nomndeni wakhe wonke.
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10. Ungalokothi ubuze umuntu wesifazane ukuthi ngabe ukhulelwe yini.
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11. Ngosuku lwakho lokuzalwa, yiba nesikhathi nomama wakho, okukanye umfonele. Ngusuku lwakhe olukhulu naye.
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12. Uma uvula isipho/izipho, khumbula ukuthi akekho othanda umuntu oqagela ashaye emhlolweni.
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13. Uma usulidlulisile iphuzu obufuna ukulicacisa, yekela ukukhuluma.
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14. Vuma uma usephutheni.
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15. Uma ucele ukusiza, ungayeki uma umsebenzi ungakapheli.
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16. Mbuke emehlweni umuntu uma ubonga, okushoyo akuphume ngaphakathi kuwena.
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17. Ungaphenduli umakhalekhukhwini uma nihleli kwi-dinner table.
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18. Zifundise ukuzixolela wena ngamaphutha akho.
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19. Yazi okungenani ihlaya elilodwa okuthi njalo uma ulixoxa liqhephule wonke umuntu ngohleko.
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20. At least funda ukupheka that one good meal.
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21. Funda ukushayela imoto ka-manual.
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22. Akukho okubi ngokuya kwi-movie theatre uhamba wedwana.
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23. Funda ukubamba ulaka lwakho.
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24. Yazi usayizi wezimpahla zomuntu wakho.
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25. Funda ukuba yi-good listener, hhayi ukulinda nje ithuba lokuthi nawe ukhulume.
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26. Uma wenze isethembiso, sifeze.
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27. Uma kungukuthi usafunda, ubozejwayeza ukuhlala phambili. Soon uzohluka kwabanye, hleze nezinga lokuphasa likhuphuke.
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28. Uphathele umama wakho imithwalo, naye wakuthwala izinyanga ezinti *ephakamisa iminwe eminti*.
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29. Uyibekezelele i-airport security, benza umsebenzi wabo.
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30. Akungakhuzwa wena ngomsindo during a movie.
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31. Khumbula, izinsizwa/izintombi zithanda umuntu ogezayo.
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32. Uyilokhu okwenzayo, hhayi lokhu abakushoyo.
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33. Funda ukushintsha ithayi lemoto, ungabi u-cheeseboy kumbe i-slay queen.
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34. Uboke uhlale nje nogogo nomkhulu, lukhulu ongalufunda kubo.
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35. Ungalahli ngewindi emotweni, faka esikhwameni uze uthole indawo ebekelwe ukulahla udoti.
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36. Uma unosisi/bhuti wakho, zama ukwazi i-boyfriend/girlfriend yakhe. Sometimes your opinion is important.
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37. Yazi amagama okuyiwona wona eculo lesizwe.
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38. Kungenzeka umdanso wakho awukho ezingeni, kodwa kungcono ukuzenza wena isilima kunokuhlala nje wedwa ebhentshini ubuka abanye bezitshukutsha.
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39. Yiba namaphupho, zazi ubhekephi.
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Ake ngime la muzi wakwethu, sengikhathele uku-typer…

Kwaze kwangisiza ukubuyela kwinsangu, bheka nje sengibhala izinto ezi-right kanjani! 🙂

That awkward moment when you are watching photos in your bae’s phone and a screen pop up of a whatsap or messenger sms shows up at the top of the screen saying “Love you too”.
Uvele udideke ukuthi ubani obethe “I love you” ekuqaleni?

Ama 2000 awazi ukuthi uBlack Coffee and Black Motion are Brothers uSisi wabo u Amanda Black, then uPitch Black ubhuti wabo omdala. Bonke labantu bazalwa iBlack Mambazo futhi ibona abafika neBlack Friday..

Saying “Otsamaye Hantle”To A Person With Kiss Madolo Is Disrespect Mara

Paranoid Mom: “Awuyi lapho!”

Cautious Mom: “Ubuye ngo-22:00.”

Dettol Mom: “Hamba, ubuye ngoDisemba!”