Those who say: “okusalayo lizayehlukana kuphela” should be included in your wedding programme as , ‘okhulumela abathakathi

UMoyo loNcube bahleli ngaphansi kwesihlahla,uMoyo aqale indaba:. Uyazi Ncube kithi eFilabusi kwakekwabanjwa umlamba oyi100 metres, athule uNcube laye adubuke ngokuthi kithi eNyathi kutholakale iskepe esasetshenziswa kuworld war 2 lokhu silayithile. UMoyo athi lawe lapha usufake isawudo kakhulu.uNcube abesesithi ndoda lawe yehlisa amametres akho lami ngibesengicitsha amalayithi

Ladies, you must stop wearing All Star takkies and a long dress. 😂 😂 😂.You can’t be “uMakoti & a Pantsula” at the same time.

Whites: I lost control of the vehicle and it went off road.
Blacks: Ngithe ngithi phapha imoto yathi lami ngathi awubonanga wena isihlanhlatha ngayithi yathii

U Zenzo ngena e police station emanzi teeeee

Police ,,,,,yeyi baba wangena uthwele amehlo👀 sokutheni?

Zenzo ,,,,, ngifuna u msebenzi

Police,,,,, yeyi baba asila msebenzi lapha mbani othe kulomsebenzi ?

Zenzo,,,,,, ngibone I phepha elilifake e zitolo elithi ((man wanted for rape )) ngingawenza umsebenzi lowo

Uban isikhokho la?….UGirl ungena eTekisini 😅😂..
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GIRL:”Mlazi”?
DRIVER:”I-taxi le,uMlazi wenzeni? ”
GIRL:”Yooh! Aii,bandla.”(agene)…
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DRIVER :”Uyakuph sisi? ”
GIRL:”Ngiya eBack seat. “(Agaklaze iscabha )..
DRIVER :”Ifriji lakini ulivala kanje nalo? .noma uxhaphaza mina? “..
GIRL :”Angikaze ngilivale ngingaphakathi, ngyaxolisa.imalini i-Taxi vele? “.
DRIVER :”Angiyaz ngisho i-deposit. Yin sisi? Usufuna ukuba i-owner yin nawe? “..
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GIRL :”(akhiphe uR20 odabukile).
DRIVER :”Imali enjena ngzoyenzani mina? “..
GIRL :”Ufuna ukuyigqoka yini? Uzoyithunga phela. “..
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After a while. ..
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GIRL :”Ungishiye kulababantu ababili abamile .”…
DRIVER :”Uma behamba ngenzenjani? “..
GIRL :”Ubalandele. “..
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Looool😀Aii abany abant 👀🗣��…….hlekisa abanye nawe ungahlek wedw a😂😂

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Inbox your crush and say “Yaz abantu bayangsukela bathi Syajola.
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