Uma igama lakho kunguNokwazi Madonsela, uhlala Osizweni, abangani bakho baplana ukukwenzela i-surprise party ngoMgqibelo. Ngizwe la eNando’s bexoxa.
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Uma igama lakho kunguNokwazi Madonsela, uhlala Osizweni, abangani bakho baplana ukukwenzela i-surprise party ngoMgqibelo. Ngizwe la eNando’s bexoxa.
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Ngicela sibhekise amakhanda phansi sithule nje 5minutes sihloniphe labo abalahlekelwa o R200 kuWhatsapp stokvel
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Isimanga engisibone etekisini namhlanje angisoze ngasilibala! Kush’ukuthi besigibele nalo sisi, ehamba nalo guy, mina bengihleli eduze kwabo. Esikhaleni nje singazelele, lo sisi avele aqaqe amakinobho e-shirt lakhe kuvele u-bra. Awukhuphule kuvele ibele, lo guy ahamba naye wavele wancela khona lapho! 😲 😲
Bebengenandaba ukuthi sonke siyababuka la etekisini. Le nto yabo iqhubekile isikhathi esingango-5 minutes. Lo sisi cishe uneminyaka engu-27, lo guy abehamba naye cishe uno-3 or 4 months uma ngicabanga.
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After world cup….
Me; babie uyava kubanda kanjan????
Her: buza ku Mbape n Pogba
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Teacher: ayanda akanuki kamnandi e classini bengisacela nemgeza kgale
Umzali: u ayanda akseyona embali ungamnuki mfundise
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You Go with a Zulu person to the cinema at 20:30 and he be like
“Hhay bafo awtshele abantu bakho bafake uZalo”
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Uma indoda yakho ikupha imali musa phela ukuxoxela izintombi zethu xovizwe uyasonela phela
🚮
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Umbona ngokudla etekisini ukuthi shame baningi kubo
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Umfundisi wase zayoni ungixoshile isontweni lakhe ngoba ngi rawonde ngam over tecker.
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Uzwe mthakath wangakini odumile ethi “Bengingazi ukuth usubuyile,isazobonana!!
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Ku Wrong Yin Ukumisa usisi Umbuze Ukuthi
🤷♂️”Akekho Yin Umngani Wakho Ongcono Kunawe”😏
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Usathi uyhlalele kini uzwe kukhala iGate
,mawubheka Yiiiiiiiiiiih!! yi Ex yakho
nabazali bakhe.Ubaleke uyeRoomin
yakho…….Uzibuze uziphendule”Engabe bazothini
nah? “….”Kukhona into abayfunayo
kumama? ..Hhai bebengeke beqhubane yonke
lendlela for lokho”……”Mhlawumpe bazonglobola
“……”Bengithanda vele yena lomfana
marnhh “……”Yessss!!!! Bazonglobola,Ei
sh kungcono ngfonele u Bitch wami Umngani
ngimxoxele ngalezindaba ezimnandi,Hhayi ngcono
nglinde kqala, “…After 5 minutes ubizwe
e Lounge,Uqale uzlungise madafakha uze
ufake neduku uthi “Syabangena tonight
“…Umufika eLounge ubingelele
ngenhlonipho”Sanibonani Bo baba
“…..Abuze umawakho”Nguye Lo ” Bavume
“Yebo Nguyena Lo ” kukhale “❤Gugu gugu
gugu “inhliziyo ngapha uya smiler smiler🙂🙂🙂
Abuze umawakho “Mtanami Yiqiniso ukuthi
wena wathatha I jersey lalomfana le Adidas??
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Abemnyama umuntu vele ubone iwitbank nje kuye kuphela, ude ufise nokumemeza uthi atsha amalahle namalangabe.🤣🤣🤣
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A bemuhle girlfriend wengani wakho
Mawubuka umuntu wakho kube siyeti kuphela
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Once wathi: “Ungangizwa kabi.” ngivele ngikuzwe kabi same time.
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Kunzima ukuba yindoda :(.
Imagine ukuba nento evele iqine nje ime without your permission
Shuuuu :D😰😨😵
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