Kahle Kahle i Kaizer Chiefs Izogcina Isishaya Nathi Balandeli Bayo
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Nawu umyalezo engiwbhekisa kulamajita eshleli nawo emakhaya esingasebenzi, ngzocela siphume sphathe zonke iykhali esnazo sbhekise amabombo ethu eNtuzuma kulomfa ekthiwa u LUH. Uyajwayela llomshana akayazi induku akahloniphi kfanele simshiye enabile khona ezohlonipha oMalume.
Ayhlome ihlasele
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Black people “Sifun’ izindlu ay-ay,ay. Sifuni ugwaqo ay-ay,ay.
Ningadakela thina, ngingasho kanjani ukuthi nifuna izindlu maqede nithi ” ay-ay,ay
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Teacher:What does HIV stands for?
Boy:Holiday in Victoria falls.
Teacher:(Angry)u kids are stupid last week lathi umntwana wemvu yimvana now u keep repeating your stupidity, and wena Fatso i asked you nicely ukuthi’what’s a baby lizzard called’and u said Lizzy.Cynthia lawe uyahĺeka.That day i asked you where fish come from and u said egabheni.l give up manje.Tsitsi akungiphendule, ilizwe elilungisa amakombi kuthwa kungaphi?
Tsitsi:tsikombi
Teacher:Simba make a sentence ele word ‘sugar’.
Simba:umama unatha itiye.
Teacher: manje ibala elithi ‘sugar’lingaphi khonapho?
Simba:liphakathi kwetiye
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Shesha geza siye ku uLink ziyakhipha ku Academic Record. Ohh woza
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Dear my crush
Ave ngikinyana uma sengichama🍑🍆💦
🗣️ Ungangifisi
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He he he he he have you seen the whatsapp and facebook statuses for january compared to December?
In December the statuses were…. Phez’komunye , tholukuthi Hey ,ngidl’imali yam (enjoying my money). Woza Dizemba, Bonus fever, Reja joy, Now its January they start saying …. the lord is my shepered, my God will never leave me alone, Jehova the provider. I know the plans I have for you….No weapon formed against me shall prosper; I command poverty out of my life, Jesus will make a way for me,
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Usuke ubalekelani Uma kunetha imvula
Noma ungay’shiya vele?
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Mina: “Sawubona bhuti, ngisacela ukubuza ukuthi angakuphi amatekisi aya eThekwini?”
Taxi Driver: “Weeee Jabulani! Ikhona inyama yenhloko kuMaMkhize namhlanje?”
Mina: 🚶🏽
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Kazi asebenzisa luphi uhlobo lwe glue lama couples angahlukani.
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Teacher: Angilmaki Exercise elingakhaviwe
Me:Angilkhavi Exercise elingamakiwe✋
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Ebona😥 kahle Ugugelwa ama under phambi kwakhe…uqeda uyamitha🤰umuntu
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Uyazi nje ukt mawudla iqanda usuke udla ingane nomfazi ebizokhula ibe iphoyisa😂😂
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Sibadala for meeting up emakhoneni. If you wanna get to know me, let’s go to a certain restaurant. Ungikhohlise while ngihlafuna ama-ribs at least
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Umkhulu wawela emgodini onamanzi.
Umshana azame ukusiza, amemeze: “mkhulu nginikeze isandla sakho”
Umshana wayefuna ukuthi ambambe umkhulu amdonsele ngaphandle kodwa yena umkhulu wala ukumqhubela isandla. Waqhubeka ememeza umshana kodwa umkhulu kazange aqhube isandla.
Umshana kwamhlupha wasegijima wayatshela ugogo lapho ayekhona ukuthi umkhulu sewele emgodini kodwa uyala ukunginikeza isandla sakhe.
Ugogo wasesithi ,”Mshana umkhulu wakho uyawomela, ustingy ngenye indlela ongayazi! As long as uthi “nginikeza” kakuniki nex ngoba abangakufuniyo “yikunikeza”! Gijima uyethi Mkhulu thatha nansi isandla sami”. “Ngoba akufunayo yena yikwamukela.” uMshana wenza njalo, umkhulu wasinda”
ISIFUNDO: Ukuwomela kunengcwaba , umkhulu waphosa wafa. Give a hand usile. Siza abanye basinde. Kanti wena ofundayo nawe if awufani lomkhulu, nginikeza iAirtyme phela.
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Smile keep ngimuhle njalo kodw angiphaphi
NGK vuthi use ungibone ngiphapha
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