Lento oyihleka ukuthi yenziwa kwi-Kaizer Chiefs, thina sihleka ukuthi yenziwa kumuntu wakho, kodwa qhubeka.

Her : babe ngila kini e gate(ini)
Him: Livuliwe??
Her : jha bbe
Him: Livale uhambe angikho

Dear Zulu People.
When You Say “Izolo” Are You Talking About Yesterday Or Weed?
You Are Comfusing Us!

Abantu bayathanda ukubuza ibhasi libhaliwe
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1. Akubuze ukuthi uyapheka yini abe ekubona ubonda imbiza,
wothi cha ngishintsha umntwana inabukeni.

2. Nificana ka Edgars akubuze ukuthi ubuzokwenzani,
wothi ubuzobheka amathayi emoto uzwe kuthiwa kune discount.

3. Afone phakathi nobusuku akubuze ukuthi ulele yini ,
othi no no no nginisela ingadi.

4. Akubuze ukuthi ugqokeni ebusuku,
wothi iRain coat.

5. Itax ibiza uR8 wena ukhiphe uR10 akubuze ukuthi nibangaki ,
wothi iback seat yonke.

6. Akufice etown kade ninaye erank akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe ubuza la, wothi cha empeleni ngiya ezulwini angazi ngfunani lana.

7. Ukufica eclubbini kodwa uzokbuza ukuthi uyaphila yini
wothi chaa ngibalekile emotshari ngiyabuyela

8. Ufake ijacket akubuze ukuthi uyagodola yini
wothi cha ngenzela ukundiza kahle.

9. Usemsebenzini akubuze ukuthi uyasebenza yini
wothi cha ngisheva intshebe

10. Uyadla akubuze ukuthi ulambile yini
w othi cha uyapakisha nje just incase.

11. Akufice eKFC udla akubuze uzodla inyama nawe la?
Wothi cha ngzogunda utshani.

12. Ufake ijoyini yesonto akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe uyasonta
wothi cha sigqoka kanje masiyogida iskokotsha

13. Ufake i uniform akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe uyafunda,
wothi cha ngiwuthisha

Most difficult question to answer is “wenzani ke ngok?”
After trying to take off her T shirt

Only a Zim girl can allow you to kiss her,take off her top,remove her jeans,take off her bra and panty,see you wear a condom then suddenly asks *”ufuna ukwenzani?”*

Abanye abantwana bane-stress se-registration nesemisebenzi, wena une-stress se-Valentine’s Day nendoda engakufuni. 😐