Zulu girls can easily dump u for not having foreskin n be like:LENYAMA IYASHODA
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Teacher to learner
TEACHER: Why are you late?
BOY: The bus didn’t want to be famous
TEACHER: What!!!!
BOY: The bus didn’t want to be famous
TEACHER: Say it in IsiZulu
BOY: Ibus ibingafuni ukuduma!!!
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Nina ngoba naku nisebenza ema Office nizibona nincono kunabanye, nicabanga ukuthi nibhosha iKnorrox.
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On a date:
Yena: “So, tell me about yourself.”
Mina: “Oh, mina sisi ngilifaka lonke.”
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Scoko siyancinca Lena sbali ibuya embabane
Lapha wena scoko nambhokane
Ngingumfati ngisebenta nalabanye bafati manje
Ngevelentine bangigabatisela lentinto
Labatsengelwe madvodza abo
Leyami indvodza nangiyicela kutsi ingitsengele something for valentine itsi yona
Inemali yokulima emabhontjisi
Manje majalamadzala ngibuta kutsi lendzodza iyangitsandza yini
Mbokane: lalela make indvodza yakho iyakutsandza ngobe lokwe valentine kwelilanga linye kani
Emabhontjisi nitawudla umnyaka wonke
Nale emsebentini uma bakhipha me tipho (gifts)
For valentine ukhiphe lamabhintjisi ( beans)
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Money can’t buy happiness, kodwa ng’nike iMali s’bone kuthi ngeke ng’Jabule.
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When A Lil Kid Hits You Infront Of His/
Her
Mom And You Cant Do Anything About It
So you End Up Smilling Like A Fool And
Saying
things Like:
“Hahaha wena Nana heeh wena
hehehe “
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If usajola no brothers othi uphi ushintshi wami??
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Khohlwa nuh 🤚 iwaste loyo muntu
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Ubhemise uSne insangu umuzwe esethi “phakath kwaZuma no Ramaphosa ubani uNelson Mandela”
Mdr
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Ngenkathi usazitika ngalo uliququda, wawuxoxela abangani uthi”Haiy oe Uyayenza lento. Manje usukhathele Ilona ulibiza ngo-kleinjie, ungabonga☝️. Uxoxele umuntu o wrong. Kwayena ulikhipha uFuckin.
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🤣🤣 Ngihlekiswa nguMfazi wami la uthi loBaba wakwamakhelwane akasokile 🤣🤣 abaFazi
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Hlafuna kahle phela
Besho kwiChiefs idla
iPirates
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Ukujola nami kumnandi ngoba uthola i-comedian, uhlanya kanye ne-porn star, all in one person. Ngiyi-combo kahle kahle
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Wake watshelwa umuntu ukuthi umumbi ehlangana nawe, angaxolisi nokuthi athi ngiyadlala avele akushiye kanjalo ahambe. Uhambe uzibuza ukuthi umumbi ngempela, mawumumbi ububi bakho benzeni kubani?
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Lento oyibiza ngendoda yakho ifake uDye oBlonde😓 ekhanda ci ai uzoba strong ngane yabantu
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Uvulele umtwana I Orange e taxini makaqeda akhale athi livale
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