tafuta m2 anakaa amekula ndimu kuwa maid wako kama mumeo anakatia maids wako
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Yini oyenzakho kini mawusele wedwa?
Me:ngikhuma ushukela,ngisule ngendwangu yezitsha phansi manginqena ukuyocinga i mop,ngikwapune i peanut butter ngomunwe,ngiphuze i drink ngomlomo,ngisule izitsha ngempahla engisuke ngiyigqokile.
Wena????
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When your girl introduces you to her bestie…
°° °° °°
Uvel’ ubon’ i-straight, uvele ubone umshado, ngish’ uMa wey’Ngane !!!
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uMfundisi uthe intombazane eyitshitshi ayisiphe umthandazo wokuvala inkonzo 🤔
Namanje sisahlez enkonzweni angsomile kanje😲
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Real Love is When you See Your Bae Kissing someone else
And You Calmly Say:
“Asambe Babe KuLate,
Uzombona Noma Kusasa Lomuntu Wakho.!!”
•°•
Yess!!👌
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Her: Sokuphi bbes?
Me:Ngasesitolo, ngikuphatseleni luv?
Her: Kiss bbe.
(30 minutes later)
Me: I’m near ur home now come out
Her: awukakhohlwa kungtsengela loKiss moc bbe.
Aahh I forgot to faint
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White Parent :: You depend on me.
Black Parent :: Udla Mina, ugqoka Mina, unya Mina. 🐸
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Angikwazi nhlobo ukuncenga, ngisho ikhala lami libhlokile ngiphefumula ngomlomo.
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Uthi uyafika ekhaya uzwe abedala besithi umfazi wakho lo asisamfuni sesikhathele ngaye sicela umbisele lapho owamthola khona.uthi uyacabanga ukuthi wamthola kuwhatsapp group and seyavalwa istress bheee
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Uthi intozakho zilunge kanjani usakhotha I 🍑bese ukhuluma nendlozi
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Abanye abantwana bane-stress se-registration nesemisebenzi, wena une-stress se-Valentine’s Day nendoda engakufuni.
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Ungene nge vosho kw relationship yabant kant bazidlela i-treatment uphume sewunyonyoba njengo mthakathi!!
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Do ladies also look at a guy and say
“uyabo lo mangingamthola ngingamvithiiiiiiiizaa🤔
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Uyibona ngisho ihamba iCouple eMall 👫 ukuth cha makthiwa lomjita bayamthanda ngabe kudlalwa ngaye. Usisi nje uyamncamela ngoba etohoza💔
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Namuhla eCreche
Teacher : Soon , sooner….qedelela!
Bundle of joy : Soonanyoko😂😂
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This weekend’s isiZulu word is abanikazi. Abanikazi is owners. The singular is um’nikazi. Here is what is interesting about this word – the root word is nika (give). Give, guys. Not hog. Let that marinate.
Anyway, I was once included in a Whatsapp group of black, small business owners. I suggested we call the movement Abaniggaz. Admin kicked me out. Hater.
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