At ABET school

Teacher: 4X4???

Ngcobo: aw imoto kaMdunge phela leyo akbuzwa

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MY NONGOMA CHICK
.
BBY I HV BEEN CHEATING ON U

HER: YINTON NALE SHITTING
.
MAYEEEEEEE

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Nothing defeats a man, than playing spin
the bottle then the girl
you must kiss says “Ayi spinani futhi”

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Her: babe sekuza mina phezulu
Me: wake walibona ikhekhe lisika umese

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Lerato : e tsene ?
me : Yes love!
Lerato : Ok, Aah!, Aaah!, aaah!
Me:I’m kidding I’m still putting a condom

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Ungazitshela ukuthi ucashe uqedile njengoba ufake leyo mask 👺 , kodwa lesosiphongo ngiyasazi.Esakho.

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Me 👨: mmmm ushiphelani Nomusa🙄
Her: 🧟
Me 👨: Ohhh Kanti uyazamula🤧

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Painful memory……
Today marks exactly 3years, 7months, 4days since umuntu othengisa amafreezits entumbane complex wabaleka le change yami

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Mantombazane. Don’t be an understanding girlfriend 🙂shaya impama I relationship ibe stable😙!!

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Uhlulwe i Relationship uze usukume nabagulayo esontweni

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Yati umtsandze umuftu
Uqcine sobita nenja yakibo nga Sbali bhobi

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Angyazike ke leeh.uDolly no Cyntha baqale istokofela😂 ukuze bakhokhele inkabi ezobulala uSophie.

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Pastor Said :
“You should know your wife’s favourite flowers this valentine!”
Nyaa then whispers to his wife :And your favorite is
“Selfraising Flour ! my dear .

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When you’re trying to hide your slender girlfriend at night

Boom💣💣💣

Your uncle whispers to you:
“Mshana ngcela umoba ngikubonile ungena nawo”😎😎😎

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Bese kuzoba yile genge yaseGoli e-pronounce u”R” ngathi ineskhohlela emlonyeni. ✋🏽

“25 grhanta.”

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Mosadi otshwana le LOTTO😑
geosa mo beche okase mo win’i..

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