Abemnyama umntu ude ubenosizi, ngathi zothi ngafa yi heart burn. Uze usole ukuthi igazi lakhe alikho bomve ngu oyela kuphela🤣🤣🤣
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Thol’ukuthi kaaade wagcina ukuthandaza, kuthi la uthandaza khona uqale ngokuthi: “Unjani Nkosi? Ayisazani…” 😐
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Sengamane ngisidzwe tono Tami
Kune kutsi ngisindwe ma timberland e fake 😅😀
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If ekfihla nawe mfihle✋😏kvele kube amafihli fihli
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Ma uchama e toilet uvunyelwe ukusuza vele alikho izulu elina lingadumi
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Vodacom Ucasulwe Yilabo “Thank Me Later” Yingakho Anigilile
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CHRISTMAS HLAYA
Abaningi abazi ukuthi uDombi unkosikazi kaThibhoz wathola uMgwaja bengakashadi. Wayeneminyaka engu-16 uDombi ngenkathi umama wakhe eya naye kwadokotela. Wayekhala ethi uyagula uDombi.
“Yebo-ke mama, ngabe yini inkinga?” kubuza udokotela.
“Yindodakazi yami egulayo dokotela,” kuchaza umama kaDombi, “uDombi lo usenokuhalela ukudla esingajwayele ukukudla ekhaya, futhi usekhuluphele mumva nje futhi ungitshela nokuthi uzizwa engaphilile njalo ekuseni.”
Axilonge uDombi udokotela. Uthe lapho eseqedile, waphendukela kumama kaDombi wathi, “Angazi ngizokutshela kanjani lokhu mama, kodwa indodakazi yakho kubukeka sengathi ikhulelwe. Zine izinyanga uma ngibheka nje.”
“Ukhulelwe? Kanjani? Akakaze ashiywa yedwa nomuntu wesilisa! Ngabe ukhulelwe ngempela Dombi mntanami?”
Athi uDombi, “Cha mama, angikaze ngayiqabula ngisho ukuyiqabula indoda!”
Udokotela ahambe aye efasteleni, alunguze ngaphandle kuze kuphele cishe imizuzu emihlanu yonke. Ekugcineni aze akhulume umama kaDombi athi, “Ingabe kukhona okungahambi kahle dokotela, lapho ngaphandle?”
Aphendule udokotela, “Cha, akukho mama. Ukuthi nje ngesikhathi igcina ukwenzeka into enjengalena, kwavela inkanyezi empumalanga kanye namadoda amathathu ngaleya kwentaba. Angifuni ukuphuthelwa this time!”
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“So, niyaye nenze njani kuma-situation anje?”
Kubuza mina ngicaba ithambo eSpur ikhadi seli-decline okwesi-4.
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Final test ye English Grd 12 p1
Mondlie noQhalo after Exam
Mondlie: Bafo ibinjan itest?
Qhalo:Ibilula boy bengihamba phez’kwekhas laBanana.
Mondlie: k boy Manje le question Ibilahlile isithi “OMG stand for what?” Uyibhalile.
Qhalo: Ohhh My God kuphela kweQuestion engingayibhalanga ke leyo.
Ngavele ngaquleka🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Kwawa incwadi, sagoba sobabili sayicosha. Saphakama kwahlangana amehlo, ngamamatheka. 🙂 Wathi: “Usinekani?”
Ey, ngoba amantombazane izinja. 😥
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Uma usebenzisa umuthi, uboke umemeze imali nomsebenzi, uyekele amagama abantu!
Awuthi ngilale, sengikhulume kakhulu today.
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Nisathi niyahleka kamnandi kini avesane athi umalume “kambe mshana usaphinda I class langonyaka odlule….unye nyiii
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In an interview:
Q: Mdala, umsebenzi okhona ngowokugamula izihlahla lokugebha izigumunga, manje angazi ukuthi sowake wakwenza lokho before because kufuneka iphysical fitness. Sowake wenza umsebenzi onjalo?
A: Yah, yiwo umsebenzi wami manje wonalowo, ngawusebenza iminyaka eminengi
Q: Wawusebenza ngaphi
A: Ngangisebenza e, e, e, kwakuthiwa kuse, eKalahari forest, eBotswana
Q: Do you mean to say Kalahari Desert?
A: Nanso indaba, lina lazi sokuyidesert phela? Kwakulihlathi konke laphana, yithi esayenza kwaba yidesert.
Q: So for how long did you work there? I mean your experience?
A: 36 years
Q: How old are you?
A: Ngile 31 years
Q: So how come your work experience is more than your age
A: Ngangitshaya ama~overtime
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Ng’yashadelwa njalo ngesont’el’zayo!
Ng’cela ningang’phatheli izipho kepha ning’phathele umuntu eng’zoshada naye. 😂😂
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Entlek siya ezulwini or u jesus
uyeza? Ngathi sizophambana
ngendlela la
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Kazi ubani owathi uma lina kubanda kumele kwenziwe umkhuba,Pls col bonanini,Pls col ukephi, Im frezing.Pls col ngiyeza.Hlala kini umbathe,akanangubo yini loh?
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