Just because they said
une baby face akusho ukuthi umuhle..
Bakhona abantwana ababi aswell😑

In a taxi from Beitbridge to Johannesburg…
A young man sitting on the front sit answers his phone “Babey ngise taxin eya eFree State for the weekend ngiyabuya monday!”
# after he hangs up#
The lady sitting behind him answers her phone and said “Hey dear… ngise taxin eya eKlerksdorp ku interview I’ll call you later!”
# immediately after she hangs up#
A young lady at the back seat answers her phone “Mama ngisendleleni ngiya eMafikeng.
The old man sitting next to her at the back screams “ENTLEKE lamasimba etaxi ayaphi vele yeeee!!!!

Uthi Ugezile Umuhle😝 Kuvele Umuntu Athi
“Geza Sizohamba”

Teacher: Asibhaleni izifo esizaziyo

Thoko: HIV
Ben : CHOLERA
Sizwe :Malaria
Buhle :Typhoid
Fortune : /

Teacher:Kant Fortune ibizwa kuthwa yini lee oyibhale lana?

Fortune:Kant istroke awusaz

UZuluboy wayedayisa ama vege emarket, kufike kuthenge umlungu ngo R100, manje ubhuti akana shintshi.
Zuluboy:Money is together.
Mlungu:What?
Zuluboy:Money is meeting.
Mlungu: I don’t understand?
Zuluboy:Money is mixed.
Mlungu: I can’t get you?
Zuluboy:Yah abelungu abasazi isilungu.I am said money is in relationship.
Mlungu: Come again?
Zuluboy: Hey wena slima somlungu ,money is joined.
Mlungu: Please explain?
Zuluboy: Money is one, wena slima awuzwa yini?
Mlungu: I beg your pardon?
Zuluboy: Lalela la wena slima somlungu.R1 is here R2 is here R5 is here R10 is here R20 is here R50 is here( ekhomba uR100) they are the team.I mean they are a community here in R100.

“Yima Ngiyikhumule Ngokwam Le Jean ngeke ukhone wena”..
nga leso skhathi Ufihle Imali Yokujika usatan

When you ask your boyfriend ukuthi nibangaki kyena avele athi “Ninodwa” 😂😂 unye nyi