Weqiwe i-plate emngcwabeni, uthi uyaduba uyahamba, uvese uwise insimbi yetende uzwe sekuthiwa: “Unjena-ke uma esesuthi!”

Umbona ngokudla etekisini ukuthi shame baningi kubo

When your husband does everything for
you he is romantic
*But wen your brother does the same for
his wife, udlisiwe

Ubani omunye obiza uSemester Salon ngoRambo kuwo wonke ama-movie adlala kuwo?

UMkhize noMaDlamini bashadile balele
uMaDlamini aphuphe aze aphumisele athi ”Vuka! Vuka! Vuka! Indoda yami isiyabuya isendleleni.” uMkhize avuke aphume ngewindi uma esephandle ubuye umqondo ukuth ukwakhe…
Ubani oCheatayo phakathi kwalaba bobabili?

U will think u know all colours until some people start sending u wedding invitation. That’s when you’ll see that your primary teacher simplified your syllabus.
U’ll see something like this:-

Acid Green on Fushia Purple or Titus Silva’ with a little touch of Ojuelegba Blue.

Bride’s family to wear Cockroach Brown with Custard Yellow.

Groom’s family: Combination of Jollof Yellow with Fufu White’ using Akara Gold as fila and gele

Friends: Coconut White with Moimoi yellow on Agama Lizard Head Red’ Other guests should wear Pomo Brown on Alligator Pepper Green with a touch of Onion Purple & Maggi Yellow.

*Mxolisi:* _”Hey baby, ngi lana kini ngaphandle. Ukuphi?”_

*Gugu:* _”Eish baby, sorry angikho ekhaya ngila e-Jo’burg ngihambe izolo. Bow’funani?”_

*Mxolisi:* _”Eish, ag no it’s fine baby. I wanted to see you, ngino Ten Thousand Rand.”_

*Gugu:* _”Eh, baby!.. Okay just give me five minutes, I’ll be there!”_

*Mxolisi:* _”Hawu, 5 minutes from e-Jo’burg baby?”_

*Gugu:* LOL _”No, relax-a baby. Silana kwamngane wami, sithi kuse Jo’burg. It’s just two blocks away from ekhaya, ngiyeza now now my love.”_

*Mxolisi:* _”Okay ke baby, sizokulinda.”_

*Gugu:* _”Hawu nizongilinda? Kanti uhamba nobani?”_

*Mxolisi:* LOL _”Oh eish, sorry s’thandwa sami. Ngino Lindo, umngane wami wase Thekwini. Uyam’khumbula mos, angithi? We call him u ‘Ten Thousand Rand’ sometimes.”_