Uyincenge intombi ugcine sowuthi noba ungandenzumakhwaphen ngek’benanking

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Magistrate : “Mr Dube do you know why you are here “?
Mtoliki : “Uyakwazi na ukuthi kungani ulapha “?
Dube ; Yebo Nkosi .
Magistrate : “so tell us your story .
Ayisuse ke uDube .
Dube ; “mina ngangizihlalele ekhaya “.
Mtoliki : ” i was just sitting at home your honour”.
Dube : ” Ngizihlalele nje ngingela ndaba ”
.
Mtoliki: :just sitting your honour “.
Dube : “ngizidlela isitshwala “.
Mtoliki: “just eating sadza your honour”.
Dube: “ngizitshebela ngedelele “.
UMtoliki wagagagagasa esazama ukucabanga ukuthi kanje idelele kuyini ngesikhiwa ,
waphendukela kuDube wathi ” Dube tshintsha isitshebo inkosi ilizonda kabi idelele ungahle uvalelwe “

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Ngendlela ebengidakwe ngayo izolo, amaphoyisa akhombe eceleni umuntu obeshayela kule movie ebengiyibuka, ngazithola sengifihla ubhiya wami emva kosofa

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Ayikho iRelationship Ephumelela njenge Yabantu Ababi — Ave Zijola Kamnandi iy’Nunu

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Umuntu akucele uR2 kodwa iStove sakubo sihlangene nekhabethe futhi sinane Sun-Roof😑💔

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Mama owayengasazi isbuko indoda yakhe ubuya eGoli wathi esewasha ingubo ilumakoti wasbona lesbuko. Wasbuka wacaasuuka sethi ubaba ” baba uhlezi ungabuyi eGoli Kanti uhlalele lelizimuzimu” wabhilita umuntu

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Did u knw: ukuthi kunezinhlobo zabakhuthuzi.
Abakhuthuzi bemali mase kuba
Abakhuthuzi bemendo yabanye.

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Since Ngacala Ukujola Nomuntu Oy1 Izinto Zami Azilungi 🤞🏻

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Pedi And Zulu On Metro FM
Pedi:Just wanna say halla to my Mom,Dad and also my Parents
Zulu:Holla Bafwethu you are Watching Metlo FM

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Yaz’ that KFC street wise 2 taste has
changed ever since it was advertised by
Distruction boyz isinale haiibo

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Ungqongqoshe wa maphoyisa ukhiphe umbiko wokuthi njengoba kushisa kangaka amaphoyisa asevumelekile ukuthi agqoke izikhindi, sibone imilenze yomthetho, sibone amadolo we phoyisa.

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I Valentine isondele, namhlanje unamfana ungifudumezele amanzi okuflasha itoilet

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Relationship ifana nama earphones uvele ubone sekukhala i-side eliy’one!!

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Boy – l luv u girl

Gal- awula girlfriend yini

Boy -ngilaye kodwa ngifuna wena

Gal- akwenzi ngabe ubungela nkazana

Boy- wena wake wahamba ukuyathenga impahla unqunu

Gal- Fainted

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At a burial yesterday, while I was there, my
brother called my phone to ask who killed
the chicken at home, and also the pastor
that was preaching was saying “whoever
that killed this man will confess today”…..
I tried to reply my brother in a low voice
but he couldn’t hear me because the place
was noisy, so I shouted “Hi Mina ninga
dlaya….
Brothers and Sisters, the next thing I can
remember is that I woke up in a hospital
this morning with a swollen face, 3teeth
missing and a broken bone

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