Question : why did you break up with your boyfriend ??
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White girl answer: he said I don’t give him enough time, so he saw someone else
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Black girl answer : ahh loyo 😏 , uthe nje nywee! nywee! Ini, ini, mina nginjani, njani , kwasha kwacima, yena sewuqonywe, kuphi kuphi
😢😢

Let’s just say to like your own picture …. is the same as ndimnandi’ndingedwa (masturbating)

End of story

Ukudelela kwamaSmall House
Unamntwana:Ngicela ukukhuluma lomnikazi wefon
Small House:Usagqoka icondom izandla zakhe zigcwele amafutha

Uthi udlalisa mntwana eTaxin bavele bathi

“Ukhuluma i English k’phela loyo

This Uzalo Song Though!
They Must Stop It I Hate It Yhooo!!
Other Man Phumelela and Other man don’t
Phumelela..
I feel so offended!!!

NELLY : Sizwe’s phone hello😐
*Zinhle: hi ngicela ukukhuluma no Sizwe😐
*NELLY : sorry usalele ngicela ubuye ufonele later😐
*Zinhle : ngikhuluma nobani vele?😐
*NELLY : mina ngu NELLY intombi yakhe😊
*Zinhle : OK ngicela ungitshelele yena ukuthi U Zinhle intombi yakhe yase Zakheni bekafonile and bengithi ngiyeza ngizomenzela i washing😊
*NELLY : don’t worry dear sengiyenzile sengi ayina i uniform yakhe manje, ohh uwena oshiye le gown e pink la?😊
*Zinhle : yebo eyami ngicela ungibekele yona kahle nama sleepers😊
*NELLY : OK by the way ngibona nama pillow case amasha la😊
*Zinhle : yebo ngiwathenge last week e street sheet ngo R500😊
*NELLY : OK ngizoknika u R250 kanye nemali ye taxi wona mahle shame une taste girl😊
*Zinhle : thanx ngicela utshele uSizwe ukuthi ngizombona next week😊
*NELLY : why ngezi kusasa ntambama ngoba mina ngizohamba ekseni😊
*Zinhle : OK dear bye then😊
*NELLY :bye bye love😊
IMPILO KUMELE IBE NJE ANGITHI LADIES NEH