On a Friday, kwitekisi eya KwaMashu, kukhale i-phone iphendule intombazane, ”Baby, I’m in a taxi ngiyobona ugogo eMlazi, ngicela ungifakela i-airtime.”

Kukhale enye i-phone iphendule enye intombazane, ”Baby, ngisaya emshadweni kamzala ePMB, ngizobuya Monday.”

Kukhale enye iphendule nenye, ”Baby, kushone umalume I’m in a taxi manje eya eMpangeni, ngicela ungifakela imali yokubuya.”

Wabe esekhalile uMdelwa e-back seat, ”We-driver awungehlise! Kanti iyaphi kahle kahle le taxi?”

Mom & his Son😜😜😜
Son: Mama Ngilambile….
Mom: ehh Yidla mina mos😝
Son: huh..! Mama wena ngeke uvume mos

Izolo ngidakwe ngashintsha i password ka Facebook wami.angisayikhumbulike manje

Umtshele kahle umuntu omnyama ukuthi ulahle R900.
Yena athi “yithousand phela leyo”
Ayii surrend!!!!

Bumped to my Ex
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Ex: Hey Rich wow waze wakhuluphala ayi shuthi izinto sezikuhambela kahle☺
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Rich: Hahahaha wow nawe waze wancipha shuthi ngangikuphethe kahle😂
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Ex: Hahahaha namanje usabheda😂😂Yazi angikholwa ukuthi savele sahlukana kalula kanjalo sesithandane 7 years wonke😢
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Rich: Jah neh.😐Well ngisaphuthuma I hope sobuye sibonane💪
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Ex: Okay Rich ngaze ngajabula ukukubona Thatha nansi inamba yami.😉
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Rich: Okay😀 Nansi ifoni ibhale😑
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Ex: Mmmmm nazo ke sengiyibhalile😐 usungayi saver😮
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Rich: Eish isave wena😕
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Ex: Angikwazi uku saver ngale phone yakho😧
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Rich: Eish…okay konje igama ubani?😰
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Ex: Nxii uyinja Rich sathandana 7 years awusakhumbuli ngisho igama lami😯😩
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Rich: Okay Ngzothi 7 years k

Ngenxa yesasasa layizolo, sibale saze safika kwinkulungwane (1 000), namhlanje sizobala sifike kwizinkulungwane ezilishumi (10 000). Let’s go!

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Whoa! 😱
Hold on, speed kills son! Ijubane liyabulala!
You can’t scroll from 0 to 120km/h in 2 seconds, ‘yazi uzofa kubuhlungu. Ngisho u-Usain Bolt akanalo leli jubane oskrolla ngalo wena. Uthi ikhona yona imoto enejubane ngale ndlela oskrolla ngayo? Angikholwa.
SPEED KILLS, UNGAGIJIMI. 🤚🏽

siza mfethu, labo abazi ama Whiskey, I’ve got Glennifeddish Single malt Whiskey 80year old, ne 30year old. How much can I sell them for?