Ngabe likhona igama lendoda yakho kulawa?
1.Sandile- mawufuna isfebe sendoda abadlulwa yisketi balala ngisho nogogo.
2.Bheki- bathanda ukuzenza obaba banemithetho eminingi.
3.Nathi- uma uyintombazane ethanda izidakwa ayke ufike ekhaya abadakelwa ukuth makube kuhle.
4.Spha- bazenza izinto ezinothando kanti cha banamatotolozi amancane.
5.Sthe- banebhadi lokwaliwa.
6.Sanele- akumanga uhubhu lukabhejane.
7.Ayanda- baqhatha amantombazane.
8.Sya- abazifezi izithembiso bakubambisa udonga olungawi kodwa bayathandeka.
9.Mthobisi- abayikhuphi imali ongoqo.
10.Nkululeko- bazenza izithenjwa kanti nabo bayazibhedela nje.
11.Sbu- amaplayboy okuqala okugcina.
12.Wise- bathanda ukuncengwa.
13.Thobani- bazenza msulwa kanti odoti abafebi kanje ngathi bathi ngibonwa yini.
14.musa- bathanda ucansi bangabamba ngisho uhlanya.
15.Nhlanhla- bathanda ukubhanqa abangani.
16.Xolani- banothando kodwa banebhadi lokufetshelwa.
17.Sboniso- Bazishimele nje qha.
18.Mlungisi- bazenza abaziphethe kahle kanti izishimane.
19.Sbonelo- bazenza abanezintombi kanti baqonywa ilezi ezifebayo.
20.Ntokozo- bazwana nokuziphotha n futhi bagangile kodwa ngeke usho ngendlela ababukeka ngayo
21 Lungelo – banothando olusheshe luphele n izigebengu ezibheke phansi
22. Sakhile akumanga kuyafiwa bathanda utshwala
23.Sipho -babukeka bemsulwa bazenza izinto ezilungile kanti bagangile n abazigcini izethembiso
24 Lindo- bazenza amakholwa kanti bakhohlakele
25. Themba banezinhliziyo ezimbi kodwa bayazifihla
26. Zama banothando oluyiscefe olukhulu
27. Mdu – banothando nd bayatetema benjalo nje.
Its a joke dnt take it personal!!!!!

ubani owakho?

Mara uyayazi interview yakwi company eserious?

Uthi usahlezi uzwe bekubiza igama lakho kuspeaker esiphezulu odongeni.
Uthi usathukile ungazi uqondephi, kufike uReceptionist athi “follow me”, akubonise ilift, angene nawe akupress’ele, uzwe kunyakaza izihlathi imizuzwana, ifike uzwe “Twiiiing”, ivuleke ubone umnyango omkhulu weglass, usadidekile ukuthi kungenwaphi uvele uvuleke Automatically, uthuke ucitshe umelwe umoya, wehlise izandla slow ukuze ungajumpisi. Uthi ungena ubone itafula ligcwele iroom,
Kulo kuhleli, abelungu abathathu lamaNdiya amabili lomuntu omnyama oyedwa wesfazane ofake izibuko.
Bavele bathi “You may take a seat”.
Umlungu akubuke besethi “tell us about yourself” wena ngalowomzuzu uyajuluka. Bathi “calm down and take a deep breath”
Uthi uphendula ngeEnglish, uvele uthi “Is thanks to see you”
Uzenze serious, uphume amafinyela abe iballoon, uthi usazihlekisa uvele ugxoze indenda, uthi uyazesula usuze……..

Umtshele kahle umuntu omnyama ukuthi ulahle R900.
Yena athi “yithousand phela leyo”
Ayii surrend!!!!

Only a Zim girl can allow you to kiss her,take off her top,remove her jeans,take off her bra and panty,see you wear a condom then suddenly asks *”ufuna ukwenzani?”*

Inhliziyo yendoda itholwa umuntu oyedwa, the rest basuke sebethola izinso, usu, inyongo ne 4-5 ke😂😂😂😂😂

That awkward moment when you ask your bae that
“baby sibangaki kuwe?”
And they say “Niyi-wedwa”