Usanele wayesebenza e Goli kaaaaade
Wahamba ekhaya kuthi mhla ifika
ekhaya ifike ebsuku kanti khona
ikhwapha, i knock Usanele✊✊:

(e) uNKOSKAZ,
ubani loyo:😱😱

Usanele: ,imina nkoskaz
wam vula icabange

Unkoskaz: ukuthi
izokwenzanjani ithathe iskhwama
eskhuuuuulu ithi ishende alingene
phakathi avale uziphu asbeke
ngemva kwescabha emese eyavula
ke angene Usanele ahlale embhedeni
kanti bekusazofika elinye ishende
lakamakhelwane uma sekuhambe
leli elinye, lafika lanqonqoza
asukume umfaz avule athi “Haaw
uwe makhelwane bezishilo ingane
ukuthi ushiye impahla yakho la
emini ngingekho ngsaye emfuleni ithathe nansi
emva kwescabha”
asqukule lombhemu isikhwama
asisindi sinomuntu phansi aphume
naso athi mesesemnyango “ey yaz
indaba yokudla abafaz babantu
bukan nje umuntu eseze athwaliswe inguzunga
zamatshe”
aphendule lo oseskhwameni athi
“uncono wena nendlela uyaybona
mina angaz nokuthi ngiyiswaphi”
ladaklaza phansi iskhwama leli🏃🏃😂😂😂😂
lahamba kakhulu ngejubane…

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A girl was dreaming in that dream somebody shot her and she died, when she arrive in heaven god said to her “oh my child u don’t deserve to be here, I will give u a chance to live again bt u gonna return on earth as a pregnant chicken” then she went back to earth by that time is was time for her to lay egg, she went under a tree, she pushed 1st egg came out,she pushed again the 2nd egg came out and she pushed harder for the 3rd time then her husband woke her up shouting “dikeledi” “dikeledi” “o kakela dikobo (You’ shitting on the blanket) sies man!!

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OBundle Of Joy benu kodwa guys 🐸, sesiya-react(a) phela ngoba ingane ayinacala. 🙄

Sizothini?

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Sengibuya kule Black Friday yakhona,
ngibabaze ngababaza amanani “aphansi” qede ngabuya ekhaya.

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Nellza>
Ama 2000 awazi ukuthi uBlack Coffee and Black
Motion are Brothers uSisi wabo u Amanda Black,
then uPitch Black ubhuti wabo omdala. Bonke
labantu bazalwa iBlack Mambazo futhi ibona
abafika neBlack Friday

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“Umnqundu uqala apha bazalwane”

Kutsho umfundisi kulahleke mali yomnikelo

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NgiseRussia, ubani ofuna ngimphathele
amaRussian when I get back?

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Nibe nesilingo somuntu ekhaya:,Esihamba singasho, nokuthi siyaphi.
Kuphele izinyanga nonyaka.Abuye engathi akukaze kwenzeke lutho.

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Kaze le mpahla👉🍑 inguba percent of alcohol into engididizayo
after round Uma ngiyolanda thawula

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Umve umntu esithi andiyiseli I whisky engaphantsi kwe R500 kodwa unxila ngathi utye imbamba xase nxilile uyazichamela

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Awukwazi phela ukuba mfishane uphinde ube uLeft manje thina sizokwenzanjani ngempela Shortleft🤔😂😂

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My doctor advise me today he said

“Eeeh Mr Sibiya u shld phuza beer so that uzobuyela emzimbeni wakho” Thanks doctor God Bless You

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Haiy, bayaganwa abantu la ngaphandle. Ngivele ngilobole umuntu ohlulwa nawuku boiler iqanda.

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Dear con**m producers, 🥒 sicela iflavor yechilli 🌶️ ngoba abasakhali omandisa nombali

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uMama Wengane Une Lungelo Lokufonela uBaba We Ngane Ngo 00:00 Ebusuku Asho Ukuthi iNgane Iyazamula

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Umuntu akuxoxele indaba abesethi ungatshenimuntu uchaza ukuthi wena unebhokisi lezindaba yini

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