Your Grandmother ask you about your final report
Granny: uhambe njani eskoleni
Kid: nge-Main Road
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U Jub Jub kshoth akaholi kuyajola Nine nine neh.
Ngisho ngoba naku phela sekathi Ndikhokhele bawo🙄🤷♀️
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Nina.nicabanga ukuthi umuntu wesilisa umahlalela.Kanti nawe uwuyena
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“Ngizovele ngimithe phela!” is very important uma bengafuni ukukwenzela i-21st.
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Ngishuthe ugogo nge flash light and kuyimanje ngibizelwa
I family meeting kuthiwa ngishaye ugogo ngezulu
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Unekhanda elikhulu, Uno Pete, Unekhala Elikhulu😣Anginandaba As Long Unemomozi😊 Mina Ngyakhlaba
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Umama wami uyisangoma esikhuluma isingisi uma ethimula uthi “it’s you”
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USipho lo John bayathukana
USipho athi uphanjaniswa yikuthi awuyanga e Pre-school .
UJohn aphendule athi ngangiyahamba njani uyihlo sentshontshe imzunko?
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Lapho engabona khona ukuth ungubambo lwami, sobabili sathi: “Goodnight babe.” kanti sisazohlangana futhi eNembula. 😍
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Dear future Bae
When I’m online and not talking to u it means
I’m talking to my uncles about iLobola so ngaphazamisi tuu
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Hlabangan’elimhlophe matshinga, magalela’gase njenge ngonyama
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Even if you went to Private School,
ok’salayo your matric certificate is written “Umalusi” not Shepherd
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You Date a taxi driver & you expect him to put your Pic as his profile___
Khohlwa mtase likhona iQuntum 😀
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Uyayaz le pain yokubanjwa kwe meeting emva kwe tarven ungafakanga Mali
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To those I promised to meet, I’m sorry guys, anginaso iskhathi samasimba mina.
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Kwakuyimvuselelo yamadoda ashadile.
Wase ethi umfundisi: onke amadoda mawathumele iSMS ebhalwe ukuthi “I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART” kubantu bes’fazane abashade nabo …
Nazi ke izimpendulo ezabuya …
1. iiihhheee engabe umuntu ugezephi namuhla.
2. usumithise bani ke futhi??? ngeke ngikuxolele doti!
3. usuphinde waboleka imali kumashonisa futhi?
4. uzoke ung’chazele kahle ukuthi leSMS ubuthi uy’thumela kubani swayini.
5. kade ngathi yeka utshwala, buka manje seb’yak’hlanyisa, nxa!
6. uyaz’ncengela masimba. Ngeke us’nuke iskoon.
7. khohlwa, not this time! uzoyondla wedwa leyongane lwabishi …
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