Ngidayisa izinkukhu njalo, uyikhomba emini uyithole ebusuku.
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White people
Caller : can you please give me Joe’s number
Receiver : 0612569123
Black people
Caller : hhoyi awung-Gaye Mabhelas kaSkebhe da
Receiver : sure uyiphethe ipen daa
Caller : ipen! Pen pen ukuphi nah ? Sure skhokho Sam
Receiver : 063
Caller : yah
Receiver 846
Caller : yah
Receiver : 4467
Caller : double 4 bani?
Receiver 4467
Caller double 4, 6 bani?
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Just cooked 10kg Rice & 5kg meat💆 Bazofudumeza uDecember wonke lay’khaya,ngyahamba Mina🚶ngsayophuza
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Umuntu umcele amanzi kulo Disemba avele alethe wona ngempela.
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January Tip:
Majita to all those abacabanga ukuyolobola,abalobole
manje ngo January cz imindeni imukela noma yin ofika nayo!!
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Him:Kanti uzongishayisa Nini bea gal?😉🤗
Her: inkinga indoda Yami izosibon..😒
Him: come on!! bea uzobe ebona Ngan..
Her: wafaka camera kwi pussy Yami…..
Him: yazini sobuye sixoxe …🤐
Her : LV u Bea yam.. 😘😘
Him : sharp👍
Next day UCC wabantu uyabhala ..
Her: hey bby💕
Him: unjan?
Her : am doing ohk bby…(with smile phela🙂😀
Him: kwakuhle lokho.😏
Her: Hua… bby uzongibona Nini.
Him:🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔sengiryt ngawe Lindiwe..
Bengikuthanda iphela manjr mna bengifuna ukushaya ngizihambela ..inkinga futy ne ndoda yakho izongibona kwi pussy wakh..
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Abemnyama umuntu vele ubone iwitbank nje kuye kuphela, ude ufise nokumemeza uthi atsha amalahle namalangabe.🤣🤣🤣
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Uma unendoda emtuba sesiyazi usbari udayisa izinyosi ku N2
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Usne waya emhlangeni waphuka umhlanga banikeza insimbi yagoba insimbi
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Kulondoda engangimkweleda imali yakhe, manje one day waqhamuka ezofuna imali yakhe. Ngoba ngangihlezi labantwana ngabona ukuthi ukubaleka akuyenzi ngabe ngithi abafana bangimbokothe ngebhavu, langempela bangimbokotha.
Uthe efika ebuza abafana bathi ubaba kakho.
Undoda nango ebethi ebafaneni hayi kulungile angabuya limtshele ukuthi isikhathi sesiside engikweleda sengibona kungcono ngithathe ibhavu yami.
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Asikhohliwe Amaxhosa ecishe esha ne-flat🔥Emi kwi EMERGENCY 🚪 Door 🙆♂️
Ethi mfondini☝️kubhalwe ukuthi
IMA✋NJE🗣️NSiiii?⛔
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Iyeke Lento yakho yokuba broke uze utshele abantu ukuthi awusaphuzi.Kanti iphakethi linembobo.Uxakwe nawoMashonisa.
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Meanwhile In Court
Lawyer : Carolina Please Tell The Court What Really Happened In the 27th of June 2019
Carolina (🐸) : Me Is Playing And Eat Rats Butter
Lawyer : You What ? isizulu Please
Carolina ( 🐸) : Umuntu Umudlalisa Ufake Ratex Ekudlen Yena Akasavuk Mxm
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Izolo sidakwe 🍻 saze sahlaba imvu 🐑 Kodwa
Sithe masivuka ekuseni nansi imvu 🐑 iboshelwe
Eshlahleni 🌳 inkinga ubhobhi 🐕 akaziwa ukuthi
Ushonephi 😔
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Ngathi kungawa I truck ya ma relationship a serious .
Ngiye ngiyoDobha Dobha
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Monday 11:00am at school
Teacher : Good morning my children
Class : Morning ma’am
Teacher : Today we talking about colours, give me all the colours that you know.
Mmusi Maimane : Brown
Ramaphosa : Light Brown.
Gwede Mantashe : Dark Brown
Teacher : Mhmmm very good, continue
Zuma : Chris Brown
Teacher : Mxm, Malema help Zuma please
Julias Malema : Loaf Brown
Teacher : what??Hellen please help these two idiots…
Hellen Zille : Brown Dash
Teacher : Mangosuthu help these Idiots
Mangosuthu Buthelezi : Ellis Brown
Teacher : fotsek!!!
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