Kwi-assembly next week:
Ntuli: “Culani zingane zami.”
Someone: “Khabaribe baba!”
Crowd: “Fire!”
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I remember in January a Nyaope boy selling a 2020 calendar saying “inama holiday amaningi “ and I didn’t believe him 😭
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English: My Mother iz a Teacher
Xhosa: UMama Wam yi Titshalakazi
Zulu : Mamamumemu 😂
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Umumtu ulokhu ethi simnandi iSqwaqwa, ngiyaxakeka ukhuluma ngani. Kanti usho iSgwaqane engangimphakele sona sibuya kubo eChipolopolo (Zambia) ngivakashile.
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Asashonaph lama couple ayehlanganis amagama kanje:
Nqubeko +Zandile = Nquza🤔
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Ngikbonile izolo
Ngeze njani kemina?
Ngibuyela izolo ngiku bone?🤔🤔🤔
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Ave eyinkinga umuntu ofuna uname mhla kuneme yena,kudlulele ke makuzoba owesifazane kuvele kubeyinkinga nje, ay futhi bandla!!!
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Akuve kumnandi ukuba isibonelo esihle.Kunokuba kuhlezi kwalokhu kukhuzwana nawe ufathuza njee. You.. Mfathuzeni.
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Uthi usahlezi kamnandi no bbe wakho epakini usamxoxela ngendlela ongakaze uthande umuntu ngakhona, qham thushu imbuzi Inibuke emehlweni. Kuvele kucace ukuthi lembuzi iyasho Nje ukuthi weeeh bonke baqala kanjena😏
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Kanti vele kwenzeka njani ukuthi umuntu ezivelela eZim esehlala eHillbrow umuzwe esesithi: “efletini lami”, uyabe eselithenge malini or eseliphiwe ngubani?
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Untshontshe isigqoko eskoleni kubizwe umhlangano Mawakho amane efike esigqokile
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Wena nomkakho niyagula. Angazi ubani owathelela omunye noma uyena owasuka nakho kubo. Kodwa engikwaziyo nigula ukugula okufanayo. Anive ningasigcini isikhathi.
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Wake watshelwa umuntu ukuthi umumbi ehlangana nawe, angaxolisi nokuthi athi ngiyadlala avele akushiye kanjalo ahambe. Uhambe uzibuza ukuthi umumbi ngempela, mawumumbi ububi bakho benzeni kubani?
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Mina angidlali nje, iskhova ngisbuka👀 size sithi
“Ohk😒,,, ngthunywe ugogo kaSindi”
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Ungazitshela ukuthi ama Gold Diggers asemadolobheni kuphela kanti agcwele yonke indawo. Uthi usemakhaya uthole intombazane ezokubuza ukuthi unawo yini umhlaba nemfuyo.
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Izolo sike sa-Complainer nge mayonnaise engamnandanga✋sidakiwe
Mangvuka ekuseni nansi isavaliwe
Kodwa angiyitholi i-aqueous cream
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