Only a Zim girl can allow you to kiss her,take off her top,remove her jeans,take off her bra and panty,see you wear a condom then suddenly asks *”ufuna ukwenzani?”*
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Ukufunda incwadi phansi kwesihlahla kuhle, kodwa kubuhlungu kwisihlahla sikubona uphethe umngani waso ngesandla.
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Ubafo ucoshe umdlwane weBhubesi ezihambela ezintabeni wathi uzozkhulisela wona awukhonkothi sdalo ngyabona unamahloni🥺
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Ukuphuzela endlini kuyinkinga, ngithe sengidakiwe ngathi kunkosikazi: “Faka inamba yakho la📱, ngizokufonela kusasa.” 😭 😭
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Ngishaya i joke instead of Haha u react ngo love
Awsahleki sufuna mina phela wena
Mayyeeee Thixo!!!
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Him:hlukana nentombi yami
Me:nawe hlukana nami
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Kulonyaka siyolala yini, nangu uDr Malinga uthule nje akasinik kwasignal nje lokhu.
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Ujole nomsuthu kubanda kanje avele avuke ngo 03:00 AM athathe ingubo ayochama Nayo
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Ukube iKuku🍑 Kuyenzeka iBhede Kwakuyoba Khona i Womens Clinic not iMens Clinic
Are you still with me ?😂😂😊🙏 Akusho mina Kusho u Sneh
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ngendlela engithanda ngayo ukuncengwa i can’t
wait ukuba idlozi
Kusazonyiwa
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Him : don’t green me
Her:????
Him: ungangizazi
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Bengingazi ukuthi ne-network ingabanjwa i-Covid. UTelkom usudakiwe manje.Isikhathi sokushaya icorner singaze sitheleleke.
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Ngibone amadoda enatha utshwala ekuseni ngo 9, ngasengisithi kibo, “madoda namuhla liphangise kakhulu ukunatha ngo 9 shuwa” , “basebesithi kimi, kanti im’phimbo ivulwa skhathi bani?”. Kusukela khonapho I learnt to mind my own business……
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UTira uthi uzovula iqembu lakhe likamaskandi next year, AmaTira Amahle.
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Musani ukuthatha izinkinga zenu zomjolo nizihlanganise nale ngoma kaNtencane, bese nenza sengathi imnandi. 😐
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WHITES: “How was your date?” 😊
BLACKS: “Ukuphe malini?”
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