Kule genge ka “Happy birthday to myself…” ngithi nje sengathi neRest In Peace ningazenzela. ✋🏼 😐
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Kanti loMjitha ocula iJerusalema uyintombazane🙆
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Ngisacela ukuthatha leli thuba bangani ngihambe nalo. 🙏🏼
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Her : Babe, Kunomsebenzi Ekhaya NgeWeekend
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Me : Ngenzenjani Ngilethe CV???
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Mina: “Waze wamuhle u-boy.”
👩🏽🦰: “Ngiyambongela, nase-crèche uhlakaniphile.”
Mina: “How old are you, boy?”
👶🏽: “Blue.”
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Umbali wavula I toilet kuno daddy ngekhatsi
Ubaba watsi vala amehlo mbali ngicitsa manti
Umbali watsi …
Its okey daddy I’ve seen one before
The milk man brushes mums teeth with it
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When you Fail 🎓in Swaziland your Class teacher
write this on your Report Card : TTTTT
Tonke Tifundzo Tako Takulonyaka Tikunyisile.
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That one person who always see you wearing the same outfit uze ufise kumchazela!
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Ngicela umuntu ozongiboleka ufafandrethi (R500), if ngingawubuyisanga end of July then you can block me.
It’s fine, I’ll understand.
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I was shocked today … was at Pakistan shop then this guy came along who is gay actually then he buys a 12,5KG of impuphu then he was like yooh “iyasinda lempuphu idinga amandla endoda”
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Uzwe voice kamama wakho esesangweni usenza ama-fries 🍟 ka-R60. 😭
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UmaBhengu wayenezingane ezinhlanu zifeba kodwa zimfihlela wabizwa eskoleni watshelwa wafike kothisha wathi amadidi enu afebayo
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Sihlaleke singasuzi thina laykhaya ngoba Nina niyadla
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Bengathin nje uZuma avele avule enye iPolitical Party simvotele ngo2019 aphinde abe uPresident wethu 😂
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Uthe Uzofika la kimi ngo 08h00, u busy ukopana namakhala la ukhona.
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Kwakuyilolu suku ngo-2016 mhla umalume efona ethi ubambe i-jackpot, 🙌 kanti usho ujeke nebhodwe ayekuwine kwa-Boxer edansa.
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