My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying
“This isn’t working,goodbye” I opened the fridge
and it’s working just fine.
Abafazi abazi lutho ngama fridge mpela.

Ngiyavuma, imizi ayifani, kodwa kwaNtuli bawuthathaphi umshanelo obhalwe ukuthi Grade 9A?

Mmusi Maimane born 6 June 1980
Julius Malema born 3 March 1981
Floyd Shivambu born 1 January 1983
Mbuyiseni Ndlozi born 9 May 1985

Wena lokhe uhlezi uthi umelele ukuthi abadala bakulungisele izinto bona abafana be age yakho belungisa izinto just next door

A doctor decided to take a day off and he told
Mandla to be in charge
Doctor: how many patients you treated?
Mandla: Three patients Doc
Doctor: gud what was their problems?
Mandla: The first one had a headache so i gave her
Panado
Doctor: Thats gud man..
Mandla: The second one had a Stomach ache i gave
him Flagyl
Doctor: Wow wow wow gud
Mandla: The Third one was a lady who came and
remove all the clothes including panties and bra.She
went on the bed and spread her legs and she told
me she has not seen a man for 5 years
Doctor: ohhhh my gosh what did you do to her?
Mandla: Smiling…… :)simple doctor i gave her eye
drops…so that she can see.
Doctor: waloywaa luhlanya

White:who stole my pen??
.
Black: awuveze ukuth u ‘D’ bani

It’s painful being a side chick
Side chick : Hi baby
Guy : Sho chief zkhiphani ?
Side chick : just called to say I love you .
Guy : Sho commander nawe uyazi sisonke
Side chick : ok Good night baby
Guy : Viva comrade

Seqedile ukubhala
sephuma ethi uhambisa
i assignment

Kant uyolahla
umlenze😂😂😂😂

Yaz Nizofa

“Okay! Okay! 1, 2, 3, go!”

Kusho indoda yakho e-salon bayifaka i-spirit. 🙄