*Imagine seeing your Ex Wyf in her new boyfriend’s car with your child, then your child sees you and shouts “Daddy futsek”*😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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So Nonke Nifuna Abafana Abahle Manje Thina Sojola Nabobani ?
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Bashaye iBf yakho eClubin ngezimpama ezu4 👋mase nihamba endleleni umuzwe esethi “besengilinde eyesi5 ngibulale Umuntu”
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Kwagogo nakwamalume kuyadliwa, uma ungaphakelwa uvakashile kule mizi emibili, ayikho indaba yakho.
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Abantu beslisa iningi labo ba Single but bona abakwazi loko 🤔bayokubona👀 mhla kuphela umsebenzi
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Guy: Bbe send me nudes😋😍…
Girl: Mcim! That’s so childish😕…
Guy: Ok send me ur matric results📑…
Girl: lol aibo khawme hle ndikhulule…
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So then around 00:00 last night…my girlfriend woke me up ..she was so scared and said:
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“Baby bona outside the window..I see short people running around the yard😨😨..
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So I looked outside the window…and I was so SHOCKED AND VERY SCARED😨😨😨😨…..that I got out of the sheets and went outside and I shouted:
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“Mara waitse ke bona mohlolo hey lona ba ntwana..waitse you are stupid.. How can you play black mampatile at this time of the night..go home and sleep..or else I’ll tell your parents”😠
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Then I went back inside the house and back to the sheets..and was like..”baby Mara can you believe these kids?😒…but my girlfriend fainted I don’t know why
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Uma wake wathunywa i-spoon ekhishini wafike wasisula ngeskibha, ngilandele. 🚶🏽 🚶🏽 ISilo samabandla sifuna ukukhuluma nawe mayelana nenhlonipho nokuziphatha. 😐
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Kuyimalini ukusuka la nokuza lapho kubuza lobhuti oshaya I Bell ku macrowave Uma ukudla ku ready
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Ujole notaxi drive athi bbe asambe syenados kanti uyolanda I staff
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Bendlula kwenye I taroad driving from work to home
Ngabona I sigh ETSI siyakulalela nendoda uma ukuma period cantac..6789101121
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Whites : Nice shoes 👍👞👞 My Dawg 🙂.
Him : Thanks Dude 🤝🙂
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*Come to us (blacks)*
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Blacks : Izicathulo zakho zinhle Mfana 👍👞👞🙂
Him : Ngis’thenge ngo R1800
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Uma nje nkosi yami ngingazitholela intombi eythandayo, esebenzayo. Futhi ezihloniphayo. Angiyifuneli izinto eziningi bakwethu, ngifuna nje ukuyiququda, nami Kade kwasa bengiququda. Nami ngifuna ukuyiququda nginga phazanyiswa muntu.
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Ukuphuza igazi likaJesu kuzwakala njengobuthakathi kimi.
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👩🏽🦰: “Babe, ubaba ushonile.” 💔 😭
🧔🏽: “Sorry babe, but kungcono manje usuzophuma kalula.”
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Aybo ngisizeni ningiphe ispelling saThekhe as in like ,thekhe of urself
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