She posted :”Kuku yaka is my Pride
Her Ex replied :”Your pride is too deep
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Boy:Baba umfana eskoleni ungbiza istabane
Father:Hawu awumshayi ngan ekujwayela
Boy:kodwa ubukeka emuhle
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Boko haram members entered a church while the service was going on. They asked the ushers to close every door and windows so that nobody can’t escape. They counted the number of worshippers and they were 150.
They told them they would kill100 out of these 150 members but in an alphabetical order of names, starting with the pastors. They approached the senior pastor asking: what’s your name?
pastor said Zechariah Zwingina.
the next pastor said Zebedee Zaccheus,
the third pastor said Zemmanuel Zwiliams.
They approached the elders.
The first one said Zarepath Zolomon.
The next one said Zalade Zomorin.
The next one said Zetunji Zolusegun
Zesther, Zimilehin.
They approached the choir and the first chorister out of fear pointed to the organist and said his name is Abraham Ahmadu.
The Organist screamed, he is a liar. My name is Zabraham Zahmadu.
If you were in the congregation, what
will be your name?
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👩🦰 : Unjani babakhe🥰?
👨🦰 : Nami ngiyaphila sela lenhliziyo yami 😋.
👩🦰 : Uyitholile message yami manje ekuseni babazzz😍🙈?
👨🦰 : Usho yiphi message manje 😳🤔… Oh ngiyitholile sthandwa lena ekhuluma nge R500.
👩🦰 : Bengisacela ungizama ngalo R500💰 engiwucelile kule message sthandwa sami.
👨🦰 : Hhay angiyitholanga leyo message ekhuluma ngemali.
👩🦰 : Ingani uthe uyitholile (shocked!).
👨🦰 : (Phone call dropped ☎).
Qomani bosisi angina mona 🤣🏃♂🏌♂️🙆♂
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Utombona ngoku Saba litulu kutsi
Uyakolota may be imali esidliso enyangeni (sangoma)
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NOKUNGABI NE BOYFRIEND KUYENZEKA
UNQENE UKUTHENGA AMA PENTY😂😂✋
Yaz nina
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One day I’m gonna wake up ke le fit and handsome. And by then ke tlabe ke kganya worse.
•°•
Y’all gonna regret not flirting back when I was flirting with you..
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Ebhayibhelini zazilishumi(10) intombi ezazilinde umyeni oyedwa(1)lina ngokuba babili nje kuphela endodeni selikhiphana amehlo
fundani ibhayibheli niyeke idrama.
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Only blacks will talk to
a cockroach before
killing it, they be like
“ne ore oya kae?”
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Yaz’ that KFC street wise 2 taste has
changed ever since it was advertised by
Distruction boyz isinale haiibo
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Sesbona ngama Blocks
Ekhanda kuth lo
ndoda yakhe umahlalela
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Rich and His girlfriend went to London for holidays. The following night his girlfriend screamed “igundwane,igundwane weee!!!!”🐁🐁🐁
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So they decided to inform room service but they both don’t know the English word for “igundwane”🐁
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Rich: Hello room service😞
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Room service: Hello sir how can I help you?😯
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Rich: Mmmmm do you know Tom and Jerry😐
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Room service: Of course yes, I know them😕
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Rich: Jerry is here!
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ZULU is very nice.
One day Nomthandazo wanted to bake a cake, but she ran out of eggs. So she
went to her usual grocery store emakhaya. As she
walked in, the owner, Muzikayifani, the owner, was there and she asked him for a dozen eggs.
She went back home and baked the cake. To her surprise the eggs were
rotten/(abolile), so she went back to the store and this time Muzikayifani wasn’t
there, but his wife Makhosazana was there.
Nomthandazo approached Makhosazana and said “Uyazi ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yakho abolile?” Makhosazana, obviously shocked and upset said: “wazi kanjani ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yami abolile?” Nomthandazo replied, ” Woza uzo nuka ikhekhe lami
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Lala kancane la eceleni komgwaqo 😥 ngzokvusa mina kusho iSmirnoff Kimi😪
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Udle nomlungu umbone edla isishebo sodwa, 🍛 awumkhuze ngizwe.
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Liku Cheatele i 2000 uze uthi “bengikuthanda mntanami njengo mzali”
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