Uyayi bona lento yokuthi angikwaz ukuphila ngaphandle kwakho ifuna ngathi ungaTshela isaka leMpuphu 😜🔰
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Yakhala iphone kaSisi eTaxini
Wathi ‘babe ngiya emsebenzini sokhuluma late’
Yaphinda yakhala futhi wathi’Babe nguya ekhaya eMgungundlovu emngcwabeni sizokhuluma Monday”
Yabelesela iphone futhi, wathi “Babe wam’ sengizokwehla wena ukephi”?
Lakhala ikhehla eback seat” Woooo, kanti iyaphi le Taxi webagibeli.
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Nopolony asitshelwanga umuntu ukuthi sesingawudla.Kodwa ke qhubekani nama mask enu.
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Ungenzenjani kuthiwa ngibhala i Adam uthi ubuka ewindini ubone uprincepal exosha ichips elifakwa emlomeni
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Umuntu amithe kodwa wazi kahle ukuthi indoda yakhe ihleshulelwa igwinya nge break eskoleni😂😂
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Izolo ngidakwe ngashintsha i password ka Facebook wami.angisayikhumbulike manje
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uthi uyabangena uhlangane labo sebephuma unyeee uthi uyabagwcalisela uthole ukut bonke bagwcele phamu unyeeee
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Kanti vele kwenzeka njani ukuthi umuntu ezivelela eZim esehlala eHillbrow umuzwe esesithi: “efletini lami”, uyabe eselithenge malini or eseliphiwe ngubani?
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CHRISTMAS HLAYA #2
USthera wayesanda kuthola ilicense yakhe yokushayela wase enquma ukucela kubaba wakhe ukuthi amthengele imoto kube yisipho sakhe sikaKhisimusi – kwakusasele izinyanga ngaphambi kukaKhisimusi.
“Kulungile,” kusho ubaba wakhe, “kodwa ngifuna kube nezinto ongenzela zona kuqala. Uma ungathola o-A ezifundweni zakho, ulikhuthalele iBhayibheli bese ugunda lama dlodlombiya ezinwele zakho mhlawumbe ngingasicabangisisa isicelo sakho.”
Kwadlula izinyangana, wabuyela kuyise uSthera.
“Kuyangithokozisa ukubona ukuthi ezifundweni zakho ushaya ngo-straight A’s ndodana, futhi nezifundo zakho zeBhayibheli ziyagculisa. Yize kunjalo, ngiyadumala ngezinwele zakho ongakazigundi.”
Ngoba uSthera wayeyinsizwa ezihlakaniphele futhi enezimpendulo kuyo yonke imibuzo waphendula uyise wathi: “Buka la baba, ezifundweni zami zeBhayibheli ngiqaphelile ukuthi emifanekisweni kaJesu, Moses, Samson kanjalo noJona uMbhabhadisi, bonke babenezinwele ezinkulu.”
“Yebo ngiyakwazi lokho,” kuphendula uyise, “kodwa uqaphelile ukuthi babehamba ngezinyawo noma ngabe beya kuphi?”
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Baf’ethu nodadewethu, let’s normalise ukushera i-post eyodwa at least from this page ngosuku.
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*Kune dog style efun engathi ungafaka isifonyo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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When your Uncle doesn’t know how to use emojis.
Uncle : Hey mshana uGogo ushonile🍆
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KEITA THE PRO😂
Him: e poi ojang this day’s ape o Thoma ho Nona ?
Me: ke girlfriend ya hao 😂😂
He fainted
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Jumpsuit iphuma nawo umzimba kaSdumo, or niwu-order eceleni? 🤔
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Sishiswa yilanga lelisonto lonke nje uNkulunkulu udinwe izono zenu mantombazane
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“Umakoti Ngowethu Siyavuma”
Igcina laphoke ✋.!! Leyokuthi
“Uzoniwashela Aniphekele” Udoti
Senihlanyela Umkami👎
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