Dear Ramaphosa
Sicela umane uvule izikole noma sew 2 weeks nje,
sinenkinga lapha othisha abasagezi. Vula khekha 👏👏👏👏👏
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Private hospital:good morning sir..how are you?
Public hospital:and then wena?
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Boy:Baba umfana eskoleni ungbiza istabane
Father:Hawu awumshayi ngan ekujwayela
Boy:kodwa ubukeka emuhle
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Yabona ngeke febise kwentombazane ephatha fon engenaso svalo sangemuva
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Nu 10 endlini kini kukhona one bread uyafika wena uzothatha ama slices awu 6.Ngyababona laba abanye..Uchazani,?kahle kahle uthini esinkweni? Why vele?🙄🤔
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Abantu bayathanda ukubuza ibhasi libhaliwe
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1. Akubuze ukuthi uyapheka yini abe ekubona ubonda imbiza,
wothi cha ngishintsha umntwana inabukeni.
2. Nificana ka Edgars akubuze ukuthi ubuzokwenzani,
wothi ubuzobheka amathayi emoto uzwe kuthiwa kune discount.
3. Afone phakathi nobusuku akubuze ukuthi ulele yini ,
othi no no no nginisela ingadi.
4. Akubuze ukuthi ugqokeni ebusuku,
wothi iRain coat.
5. Itax ibiza uR8 wena ukhiphe uR10 akubuze ukuthi nibangaki ,
wothi iback seat yonke.
6. Akufice etown kade ninaye erank akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe ubuza la, wothi cha empeleni ngiya ezulwini angazi ngfunani lana.
7. Ukufica eclubbini kodwa uzokbuza ukuthi uyaphila yini
wothi chaa ngibalekile emotshari ngiyabuyela
8. Ufake ijacket akubuze ukuthi uyagodola yini
wothi cha ngenzela ukundiza kahle.
9. Usemsebenzini akubuze ukuthi uyasebenza yini
wothi cha ngisheva intshebe
10. Uyadla akubuze ukuthi ulambile yini
w othi cha uyapakisha nje just incase.
11. Akufice eKFC udla akubuze uzodla inyama nawe la?
Wothi cha ngzogunda utshani.
12. Ufake ijoyini yesonto akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe uyasonta
wothi cha sigqoka kanje masiyogida iskokotsha
13. Ufake i uniform akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe uyafunda,
wothi cha ngiwuthisha
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Lento oyihleka ukuthi yenziwa kwi-Kaizer Chiefs, thina sihleka ukuthi yenziwa kumuntu wakho, kodwa qhubeka.
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EMzimkhulu it’s either ujola nomuntu womuntu or bajola nomuntu wakho😗
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MAKUKU kungan uthanda makuku ubumnandi kungan uwena udla ngisike ngilambile oh nami ngambile
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Uyaz ngithe ngisa cabanga kwenza Omnye umcabango nga cabanga 🤔,
ngithe ngisa cabanga 🤔 kwa Vela Omnye umcabango ,
khowubange nawe usu cabanga nje 🤔
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Mina: “Sawubona bhuti, ngisacela ukubuza ukuthi angakuphi amatekisi aya eThekwini?”
Taxi Driver: “Weeee Jabulani! Ikhona inyama yenhloko kuMaMkhize namhlanje?”
Mina: 🚶🏽
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• You Can’t Be Ugly & Eat Simba or Lays..
Uthi Ama-Skopas Adliwa Ngubani?
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Kuyiqiniso kangakanani ukuthi marriage that last is the combination of two types of people, one boring and one crazy.
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Kunabantu okuthi buvaliwe utshwala kodwa akhulume engathi udakiwe. Kube lula nje athi”Make effort to report emzebenzini, uzame an alternative mode of transport ukuza emsebenzini. Ngathi nestimela sisaba ukugijima kujantshi ehlathini, uthi mina ngenze njani?
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• When you texting with your crush
and you have nothing more to say ,
You’ll be
asking things Like
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“So nawe uku 2018”?
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Zulu paper 2 final Exam😁
1.2.
1.2.1 Wenzani uJobe?
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