“Baby, ngilambile.”
Umphakele.

“Baby, ngihalela u-Porto.”
Uwuthenge.

“Baby, sale usuthenga ne-drink, 2 litre ye-Coke.”
Uyithenge.

“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuya e-toilet.”
Umphelezele.

“Baby, ngiphethwe ikhanda.”
Uthenge i-GrandPa.

“Bab,y ngisalala. Ngikhathele.”
Umvumele alale.

“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuyochama, vuka ungikhanyisele.”
Uvuke ukhanyise.

Ilale inkanyamba, ivuke ngo 02:15am ikugaxe umlenze, isilale yadela busathi buyafika nje ubuthongo kuwe. “Baby, musa phela ukulala, ngikhona. Yini? Vele ngiyakubhora?”

Jehova! 🙆🏽‍♂️
Kanti senzeni thina kangaka?

Parents should really stop acting like they did us a favour by raising us✋.

😏Mina nje I was really cool emasendeni zange ngicel ukuza la mhlabeni

“Sengicabanga ukunyakaza. Nenza njani? Niyahamba?”

Kusho mina kubangani bami sengithenge imoto sina-10 minutes sifikile ebumnandini.

UZuluboy wayedayisa ama vege emarket, kufike kuthenge umlungu ngo R100, manje ubhuti akana shintshi.
Zuluboy:Money is together.
Mlungu:What?
Zuluboy:Money is meeting.
Mlungu: I don’t understand?
Zuluboy:Money is mixed.
Mlungu: I can’t get you?
Zuluboy:Yah abelungu abasazi isilungu.I am said money is in relationship.
Mlungu: Come again?
Zuluboy: Hey wena slima somlungu ,money is joined.
Mlungu: Please explain?
Zuluboy: Money is one, wena slima awuzwa yini?
Mlungu: I beg your pardon?
Zuluboy: Lalela la wena slima somlungu.R1 is here R2 is here R5 is here R10 is here R20 is here R50 is here( ekhomba uR100) they are the team.I mean they are a community here in R100.

Uboke uthuse uDriver mase kusele wena naye eTaxin uthi
“ngicela ukusala langafela khona”

I Valentine isondele, namhlanje unamfana ungifudumezele amanzi okuflasha itoilet

UMA UQHOSHA NGENTOMBI EPHUZAYO…
UYAFANA NOMUNTU OKAMA IMPANDLA

One day I’m gonna wake up ke le fit and handsome. And by then ke tlabe ke kganya worse.
•°•
Y’all gonna regret not flirting back when I was flirting with you..

Nisathi niyahleka kamnandi kini avesane athi umalume “kambe mshana usaphinda I class langonyaka odlule….unye nyiii