Ngisacela ukuthatha leli thuba bangani ngihambe nalo. 🙏🏼

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Asilele lapha losbali wenu uthi ngigqok’ iswimming pool akavum ma ngimchazel ukuth iswimming question lena.
Akunkan usbali wenu ngiyamyeka🙌

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Lapho engabona khona ukuth ungubambo lwami, sobabili sathi: “Goodnight babe.” kanti sisazohlangana futhi eNembula. 😍

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Uli khulume i Panty lakho iBoyfriend yakho ingak’boni

uzwe sekathi “Uyasizwa le smell engisizwayo??”

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I can’t wait to teach my boy that
Head- ikhanda
Snake – _umngani_
Rubbish – intombi
Education- Best Friend

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“Umakoti Ngowethu Siyavuma”
Igcina laphoke ✋.!! Leyokuthi
“Uzoniwashela Aniphekele” Udoti
Senihlanyela Umkami👎

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Some relationships though
Him: Bbe fon yam ayifun ukusebenza
Her: Ifana nawe njena

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If uthi ufak I mask😷 uzwe lo👉🏾💩😹😹uzofa nge Own Goal before Corona😒

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Noma ngabe kushube kanjani bra wami, ungahlali estolo.

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Nx Yati Muntfu Abe Mubi Phindze Ahambe Kancane Nawumpheketela Ekuseni ShIt!!!
– 😂😂✋

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Anyway Wagibela iTaxi
Ngamabele Awile
May’fika eGarage Siyawapompa, Siyezwana
Lapho?

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Guys ayanihlula yin ama jokes esiNgisi cz mangi
post joke yesingisi ngbona o-like bengeqi ku 20

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UNyaar uya eskoleni. Uhamba uyadlala, uhubhana namantombazane. Uma efika sekunothisha eclasin and udinwe ufile.
Teacher: Nyaar ngoba ulate uzongena ngokuphendula umbuzo la. Khetha, ngikubuze owodwa onzima noma elula emihlanu?
Nyaa: Owodwa onzima.
Teacher: Okey, zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Nyaa: 5000 sir.
Teacher: Ukuthathaphi lokho?
Nyaa: No!! Sivumelene ngombuzo owodwa, manje lo omunye uvelaphi? Suka emnyango ngingene.

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nali ikhehla lifika esibhedlela libuza kudokotela!
ikhehla; kodwa bantwabami yini le ebulala
umntanami kanje?
doctor; yingculaza baba
ikhehla; imenze kanjena pho, ikwenza kanjani
lokhu
doctor; hhai baba lesisifo sivele silwe namasosha
omzimba aze aphele, bese sizidlela
nje
ikhehla; hawu kodwa ndodana uma sekuphele
amasotsha omzimba anibe nisathumela ngisho
ama-security nje?

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