When your girl introduces you to her bestie…
°° °° °°
Uvel’ ubon’ i-straight, uvele ubone umshado, ngish’ uMa wey’Ngane !!!

Ngeke sishade sonke bafethu.
Buka nje Aunt Caroline ubhiz ne rice

Walala eTaxin uPregnant sikhipha umtwana
siyomthengisela uMrekza no Lucy

A doctor decided to take a day off and he told
Mandla to be in charge
Doctor: how many patients you treated?
Mandla: Three patients Doc
Doctor: gud what was their problems?
Mandla: The first one had a headache so i gave her
Panado
Doctor: Thats gud man..
Mandla: The second one had a Stomach ache i gave
him Flagyl
Doctor: Wow wow wow gud
Mandla: The Third one was a lady who came and
remove all the clothes including panties and bra.She
went on the bed and spread her legs and she told
me she has not seen a man for 5 years
Doctor: ohhhh my gosh what did you do to her?
Mandla: Smiling…… :)simple doctor i gave her eye
drops…so that she can see.
Doctor: waloywaa luhlanya

Ksasa kune meeting yabantu aba rich e town ngicela ningboleke u R14 ngyozwa ukuth sbizelwani

Izingane zasekhweni azinamfundiso enhle, izolo ebusuku uthi lona komunye, “Ngiyakuthatha ukudla okuzosala kuloya malume!”

Ngimlayile-ke lo mshana, ngidle ngaze ngalikhotha ipleti. 😐