aҡʊɦʟɛҡɨsɛ ʏɛʐաa ʊʍʟʊռɢʊ😂😅 ʊʐɛ ʊtɦɨ aɨɨ աɛռa ʍʟʊռɢʊ “ʏօʊ ʊʀ sʍɨʟɨռɢ ʍɛ”🤣🤣
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Vele mina ngizithandela iJuba kanye no mqombothi ukuthi ubungadayisi ngo December
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uzitshele ukuthi sezingiphelele izitayela during
umdavazo uvele ungizwe ngithi “bby lala engathi uyagodola”
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Please call IT’s OVER!!!
(AD) Ukuze uthole uthando lwangempela olugcwele injabulo zinsuku zonke. Shayela u*120*7001# okubiza 20c/min. kunemigomo nemibandela.
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Ungenza njani?
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Ujehova uyayibusisa inicabango yomuntu emihle kodwa emibi ukushaya ngayo
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Most difficult question to answer is “wenzani ke ngok?”
After trying to take off her T shirt
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🤣🤣 Ngihlekiswa nguMfazi wami la uthi loBaba wakwamakhelwane akasokile 🤣🤣 abaFazi
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Bath:
This January
Distruction boys ft Mobi Dixon ft Something Soweto
Omuny’ bhutiza akanamali😂
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Babiza isangoma ngogogo, kodwa thina uma sibiza uPastor wethu ngoDaddy or Papa they catch feelings. 😐
Your children Lord.
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Ukube lomfana akashongo ukuthi uzofaka kancane,
ngabe kangisalanga eblasini eliya emhlangeni
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uINNO no Ngidi bahleli ebhasini. Kuthe kusenjalo
kwangena indoda enempandla ecwebezelayo.
Bahleka base babhansane onkabi baze basho bathi,
“Isibuko sezinyoni phela lesi!”
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Athi uINNO,
“Uyazi Ngidi mina ngingayishaya leyandoda ngempama empandleni yayo
kuze kube kathathu maqeda ingangenzi lutho!”
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(Aphike uNgidi athi angeke. Athi uINNO asibheje R100! Babheje)
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Asukume uINNO aqonde kulendoda afike ayishaye kakhulu ekhanda bese ethi,
“Wena Spambo ulana kanti? Kunini sikufuna Lwabishi!”
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Iphendule lendoda ithi,
“Angiyena uSpambo mina mfethu! Futhi angimazi nakumazi.”
Ayiphinde uINNO ayishaye kuthi Phaxa ekhanda layo bese ethi,
“Amanga wena Spambo maaan! Usuyaziphika doti?”
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Idinwe lendoda igcine ikhetha ukuyohlala emuva, iyabona
ukuthi lomuntu uyayifanisa.
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Ahleke uINNO bese ethi,
“Ngidi, sengiyoyishaya okokugcina manje leyampandla!”
Ashone khona uINNO afike ayishaye kakhulu ngempama
ekhanda bese ethi,
“Kanti wena Spambo ulana! Yazi sengize ngashaya
umuntu ngimfanisa nawe lapha phambili Lwabishi!!!”
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Gents👊 please Condomise izintombi zenu zilala nabantu abagulayo for Imali🤞💔, nizogula Niziphethe Kahle😢🚶
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Akshiye Umfana Usukwaz Uk’pheka Ngo2plate Wakubo Oshokhayo
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After you drop her off, you hear kidz argue
“Unamanga lena emlethe izolo it was A GTI lena i i R-Line ned Zimhlophe zoy2
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“Bharakwana, Bharakwana!”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Isibhedlel’esikhulu!”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Sasiza uNgidi.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Ephuk’umlenze.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Sasidlal’umadl’i-atchar.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Ngaphansi kombhede.”
*clap, clap, clap*
(Qhubeka)
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Zahara: loliwe loliwe why did you lie
Black: loliwe loliwe wai dudula
I can’t believe people have been singing a lie for 6 years
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