Mmusi Maimane born 6 June 1980
Julius Malema born 3 March 1981
Floyd Shivambu born 1 January 1983
Mbuyiseni Ndlozi born 9 May 1985

Wena lokhe uhlezi uthi umelele ukuthi abadala bakulungisele izinto bona abafana be age yakho belungisa izinto just next door

Unesishwapha kodwa awukwazi ukupheka ubriyani kanti wiNdiya elinjan?

Her: Babe I got an accident
Me: Ikuku iXap mara?

Muntu avelr angene e taxin
avule ama Flyers😞

Vele nuke umsuzo
wodwa

U Zenzo ngena e police station emanzi teeeee

Police ,,,,,yeyi baba wangena uthwele amehlo👀 sokutheni?

Zenzo ,,,,, ngifuna u msebenzi

Police,,,,, yeyi baba asila msebenzi lapha mbani othe kulomsebenzi ?

Zenzo,,,,,, ngibone I phepha elilifake e zitolo elithi ((man wanted for rape )) ngingawenza umsebenzi lowo

U-driver uma ethatha indlela esingayijwayele, sonke etekisini sikhipha ama-earphones ezindlebeni khona sizobona kahle.

Thatha iphone ka Bae☝️
if i-battery isithi 2% uziposte bese ufihla icharge👌 uwise namaSwitch💪
and Thank me later

I’m done motivating you guys, anibongi. ✋🏽 😑
Ofuna ukuqoma, ukudivosa nofuna ukufa imbala ngithi kini:
“Go ahead, I DON KHE!

👩🏽‍🦰: “Uyazitshela lo.”
👧🏽: “Ngani oe?”
👩🏽‍🦰: “Nje.”
Wemantombazane, udoti muni lo? 🤔