Hey wena sdakwa asikhulumi nawe kubalulekile Ku nhlangano yomndeni

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Ngifuna ukubhala T-shirt yami 👕 ukuthi: “Ngeke ube um🔜 njenge-family.” Bese ngiyifaka uma kunomsebenzi

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BOY: I love you babie.
GIRL: ngiyakusa ngaphi ungela mali
BOY: So ucabanga ukuthi nga ngile mali ngingafuna wena mina?

I SALUTE THIS GUY

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Inkulumo zaboMama abathanda imithi.

1. Mandlovu ubusuke wezwa ukuthi kulomphrofitha omutsha eNketha? Lowo bathi uyakutshela indaba zakho.

2. Indoda yakhe leyana eyayibheda bathi wayichumisa ngomuthi kaMamhlanga.

3. Inyanga yeNtumbane ivele ihle ithi buya lamapikitsha akhe.

4. Ugogo lowana okhupha izisu bathi ubhubhile angazi ukuthi uMamo nzamusa ngaphi bantu.

5. Ubohlakanipha Makhumalo uziqinise lawe uzathathelwa indoda ngama slay queen.

6. Lawe uyathatha i andaweya yakhe abeyiqgokile uhambe layo kuKhulu uyakulungisela konke.

7. Ubaba lowana oweTshabalala sedula njani kulezi insuku.

8. Mina ngadlisa umuzi wonke konke lomamazala yikho ungibona ngihlezi pekle.

9. Madube kanje umuthi lowana kwathiwa ngibowuthunqisela nxa sokutheni?

10. Eminye imithi liboyisebenzisa kancane mankazana, manje yini umntanabantu eseyisiyelele esenjani.

11. Mina maNcube ngivumile, imithi iyasebenza, mbani owayengatsho ukuthi uNgwenya angacina setshade lemvubu leyana.

12. Umama yenowana kuthwa wayezama ukudlisa indoda yemalawi wahle wahlanya.

13. Ungahambisi iyembe yonke khupha okuluhali kuphela wena.

14. Nxa ufuna engakutshiyi msebenze.

15. Okwakhe sokwamlungela yikho kulezi insuku esesenza engathi umuthi wawuthola echurch.

16. Umphrofethi lowana ulobutsotsi, last wangikhulekela wangibamba.

17. Maphosa ngilayela lapho okulenyanga eqinileyo khona isifebe lesana singakachithi umuzi wami.

18. Uyasebenza wena umuthi lowana, indoda itshiye ipay yonke bandla.

19. Kuthwa umuthi wokufeba engabanjwa wawuphiwa ngunina ongumthakathi.

20. Engavele elale lawe kasakutshiyi futhi

21. Itshuni kagogo lowa maMoe ngiyayivuma shame ibopha ngcii iskhala ubuye nguchuphele

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Axake umuntu afune umdayisele imbuzi umtshene imali athi iyabiza, athi ubaba wayezifuye zoning kabi zazingabizi kanje, akhohlwe ukuthi akuzona zababawakhe lezi, angithi kwakuthiwa akeluse abalekele emajikini akashone khona ke ayoyithenga khona

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Igama la Amahle uma umbheka kbukeka lingaphelele ngendlela amubi ngayo.
Wothi ngiloqedele – Amahlephuhlephu

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Ngimubi njengawe ngbukeka njengabazal bam kodwa ngnuhle knoZuma

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[Practicing The Wedding Step👣💍]
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Whites: 123…456…789..
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Blacks: 123 ayeye…456 woza…789…wasala wena..

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I called a taxi driver “Dude” and he responded, “ubiza baa ngoDudu wena mhlathi kanyoko?”.

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Nu 10 endlini kini kukhona one bread uyafika wena uzothatha ama slices awu 6.Ngyababona laba abanye..Uchazani,?kahle kahle uthini esinkweni? Why vele?🙄🤔

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Sathi sithenga ama gown kwathiwa sidlisa iTeam, kwimanje nihudula ingubo indlu yonke ngathi oSuperman

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Yayenziwa kanjani i paternity test kudala?Lalela ke…Uma lengane okungeyon’eyakho igijima nezinye yayiwa ingakafiki kuwe lapho zikuhlangabeza uphethe okumnandi.Why?Yayiwiswa amadlozi akini ngoba esekhathele ukukubona wondla igoya(ingane yebhantshi)

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Indoda ifuna impatho, isimilo, intobeko, ingqondo nenhlonipho. 😚 Hhayi lokhu nipenda ubuso ngathi izindlu zamaNdebele.

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