Lento oyibiza ngendoda yakho ifake uDye oBlonde😓 ekhanda ci ai uzoba strong ngane yabantu

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Monday 11:00am at school
Teacher : Good morning my children
Class : Morning ma’am
Teacher : Today we talking about colours, give me all the colours that you know.
Mmusi Maimane : Brown
Ramaphosa : Light Brown.
Gwede Mantashe : Dark Brown
Teacher : Mhmmm very good, continue
Zuma : Chris Brown
Teacher : Mxm, Malema help Zuma please
Julias Malema : Loaf Brown
Teacher : what??Hellen please help these two idiots…
Hellen Zille : Brown Dash
Teacher : Mangosuthu help these Idiots
Mangosuthu Buthelezi : Ellis Brown
Teacher : fotsek!!!

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Uma uzwa lo layini: “I have the coolest mum ever!” Ubokwazi ukuthi baphuza bobabili. 😐

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Niyakhumbula ngithi I cants leave without him 😔♥️.

Well sengiyaliva bantase😣!

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Ukuphuzela endlini kuyinkinga, ngithe sengidakiwe ngathi kunkosikazi: “Faka inamba yakho la📱, ngizokufonela kusasa.” 😭 😭

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Avekubuhlungu umzali ebalisa ngomtanakhe esemlahlile engasabuzi nempilo kodwa ekhuliswe wuye kanzima

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Nowadays relationships are like beer crates that are kept in tarvens. 😂 😂 😂

Just ukusukuma kancane nje, omunye sewuhleli.

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Mawuqeda ukugeza, ungivulele iPhone yakho….
Kulowo mzuzu umuntu wakhona, akasaphumi eBathroom.

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Her: BBY yini manje Lena elibe ingibandisa Lana eynqeni
Him: hau bby mfethu amasende mos lawa
Her: ayike faka konke phakathi namasende ngoba nawo ayagodola shame 😂😂

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Uyabona leli vila lomfazi elaqhamuka nalento yokupheka amagwili engahlutshwanga never awuthole umendo.
Ubuvila bani nje lobu.

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Ngangithi kuyoshaya lo nyaka nginomuzi wami, 😥 ngiyabavuma ogogo benu shem.

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