Mina: “Malume, you look worried ‘yazi.”
Malume: “Ngiyabonga mshana, kush’ukuthi ing’phethe kahle le Nivea.”
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Mina: “Malume, you look worried ‘yazi.”
Malume: “Ngiyabonga mshana, kush’ukuthi ing’phethe kahle le Nivea.”
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Private hospital:good morning sir..how are you?
Public hospital:and then wena?
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A sangoma enters a taxi and asks “Iyaphi le taxi”?
Then a drunk man answered “shaya mathambo.
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INDLELA ENTSHA EPHUCUZEKILE YOKUZIPHATHA UMA UKHULUMA NE-PHONE ESIKHATHINI SAMANJE:
1. Okokuqala nje, asisekho isidingo sokuthi uyibize uthi, “cellphone”. Just call it a PHONE, sino-20 years yafika le nto eMzansi and wonke umuntu uyazi usuke ukhuluma ngani.
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2. Laphaya kwi-voice mail yakho asisekho isidingo sokuziqopha ukhulume 90 seconds wonke usitshela ukuthi senzeni, isibonelo nje: “Sawubona, ukhuluma noMdelwa. Ngibhizi njengamanje, ngicela ushiye umlayezo noma igama nesibongo nenombolo yakho yocingo ngizokufonela back, wara wara wara…”
Lalela, sesiyakwazi lokho! Shiya i-voice mail elula ezothatha 5 seconds, “Hello, uMdelwa lo. Uyazi kumele wenzeni. Bye.”
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3. On a dropped call, lona ofonile nguyena okumele afone futhi. Uma senifona nobabili kanye kanye azongena kwi-voice mail amafoni enu bese nithi i-network iyabheda kanti yinina enibhedayo. Futhi ukulinda 5 seconds after a dropped call angeke kunisize ngalutho ngoba nizofonelana kanye kanye iphinde ingene kwi-voice mail ifoni. Bottom line: ofonile nguye okumele afone futhi if a call is dropped.
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4. Uma seniphinde naxhumana futhi, asikho isidingo sokumosha u-two minutes wonke nichazelana ukuthi bekungani kungasafoneki. We get it, 20 years awumncane neze afika amafoni eMzansi. Sesiyazi, vele uhlale odabeni wena ofonile.
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5. Le ndaba ka-“No, you hang up first.” Nomunye athi, “No, you called me. You hang up first!”
Kuzomele iphele leyo nto, ngale kwalokho ningiphe le airtime enidlala ngayo ngoba mina I am budget savvy.
I’ll be back soon nezindlela ezilula zokuvalelisa ocingweni ezingachithi isikhathi.
That’s it from me, ubhuti Admin.
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Uma unamadoda awu 3 kuyaphezulu awusona isf*be ngoba uzidlalela istokfela samadod.. Usungahlukanisa ke seku December!!
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Nxa kulomuntu elimaziyo othengisa I Nissan in good condition ,eyi pickup iranger from USD3500_5000 kumbe I Honda feet fromUSD 1500_2500 ibelamaphepha apheleleyo icolour ayilandaba ,
kayithengise mina angila ngitsho cent
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Yeyi maan beningasiyeki ngani sbulalane, kusho uKiyo bemlamulela kade ekinywa yinkosikazi esekweqe amehlo
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Black people only share cigarettes and beer:
Business plans no.
Job opportunities cha,
Kodwa otshwaleni uze
ulandwe ekhaya kini.
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“Ungowakwethu wena!”
Is very important uma usaha
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Ake nisho, labo sisi bama-traffic cop le zinqa ezinkulu ezabo or ezasemsebenzini?
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Mbobo yokubhosha
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(Post by Mthandeni)
Mhla ngizikhiphe NoNonhlanhla 🙄👫 ay sifike sithenge iNkukhu 🐔 e Nando’s ,ejabule efe eth ujwayele i Kfc🙄 Ay sihambe siyohlala e park🏝 saqala Sadla saphuza ne juice 🍹ngathi sengisuth wasala wadla yedwa umlenze 🍗 saqeda saqabulana kwamnand💏 .
if sesihamba ngith asiqoqe ukudla, avele akuthathe kuqala akufake ku plastic then akufake ku dust bin🚮inhliziyo ishaye ngamandla ngith asambe ngimuphelezele ngimufake kwi taxi🚈 eyakubo ngivalelise, ngiphindele ngiyolanda lo kudla but ngidrayise ngokungena e mall kuqala ngiphume ngith ngiwela i robort 🚦uma ngiqhamuka nje nangu usephethe lo plastic shuth uphume ngenye indlela 😦 ay sijahane epark 🏃🏃 sibanga u plastic, angazi washayeka nin ngetshe, isandla sangena nin sonke E🍑 ukuth amaphoyisa afika nin but namanje ngisahamba icala le assault😞
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My lobolo is going straight to my account, umjolo unginyise ngedwa not nomalume
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Yayenziwa kanjani i paternity test kudala?Lalela ke…Uma lengane okungeyon’eyakho igijima nezinye yayiwa ingakafiki kuwe lapho zikuhlangabeza uphethe okumnandi.Why?Yayiwiswa amadlozi akini ngoba esekhathele ukukubona wondla igoya(ingane yebhantshi)
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Yaah..Yabona-ke today, ur gorgeous.Zonke izikhathi uke ugqoke engathi ilabo mama abadlala uMshayina.Abahlezi behlangahlangene
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The fact the cheaters is coming to South Africa doesnt shake nakancani… I will just buy a camera man a 2litre coke and chips then he shoot ampty chairs… Welcome to Sata Frika wena…
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