Zulu is simple compared to English
English: “stop what you’re doing right now
.
” zulu:”yeey!”
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Uma nisebenzisa icondom nithi omama abese chreash balale bendle ntoni
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wuuuu ngabe uZodwa Wabantu bekal’gcokile yini iphenti ku funeral ya ManZuza no Smangele?????
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uNyaa wayehamba ethandaza “Nkulunkulu ngingadobha $10 ngizakhipha $1 okwetshumi ngingadobha $100 ngizakhipha $10 ngingadobha $1000 ngizakhipha $100”
kwenzakala wadobha $900 wezwakala ethi “aaah Thixo uhlakaniphile uhle wakhipha eyakho”
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Thabo:vuka ngik’khaphe
Nelly:at ngawar sengbatjelile endlin kuthi ngzobabona Month end…
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Kuthiwa abantu aba left handed nxa bephenduka
belele bayavuka baphume phandle
abuye eselala ngomunye umhlubulo.
How far true?
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After drinking a Wine Jesus stood up an
said ” one of you will betray me ”
Judas replied “unjalo-ke wena
musudakiwe uyadelela ,ku worse futh
makuthenge wena”
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Uma Ilona ngityppa kuwhattsap bear wena uyawuvala owakho khohlwa angisaqhubeki
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Ever since Messi came to South Africa
has started playing not very well.
Nithakathe ingani yabantu guys ne??
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Ngikhumbula ngelinye ilanga sisasebenzisa ugesi okhokhelwa ngenyanga, ubaba wangithuma ukuthi ngiyowukhokhela edolobheni. Ngenxa yokuthanda ama-competitions, ngathatha leyo mali ngathenga ngayo ithikithi lomncintiswano thizeni lapho umuntu onenhlanhla ayengawina khona imoto entsha ceke.
Uma ngifika ekhaya, ngamchazela ubaba ukuthi imali ngiyenzeni. Wathi ezwa lokho, wangithela induku. Ngalala ngiyisuthi.
Kwathi ngakusasa ekuseni, ubaba wavuka wavula umnyango ophumela ngaphandle. Kwakukhona imoto entsha ime ngaphakathi egcekeni. Wasivusa sonke. Kwathi uma siyibona sonke sakhala, ikakhulukazi mina. Phela le moto kwakungeyakwa-Eskom, ababephakathi babezosicishela ugesi!
Ubaba waphinde wayithela induku kimina. 😐 😭
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After the funeral:
Whites: It was so sad.
Blacks: Abangakadli bama kuphi…?
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Indoda ifana nentambo yescathulo ingena ezimbobeni ezining before ifasa ifindo
.
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Akulanto ebuhlungu njengokuqanjelwa amanga emcimbini kuthwe sudlile wena ungadlanga .
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Umuntu akubize nge toolbox engenamathuluzi. Yena ahlulwe ukunginika the necessary tools and see ke ukuthi uzokwenzani ngawo. Haiy, aningizwa nina.
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Uke Ubone kumnandi kanjani ukuba abangani ngezinto zenu haiyi ezakho.
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WHITES: “Goodnight kids. I love you.” 😘 😘
BLACKS: “Ningakhohlwa ukucima i-TV 📺, ningenise ibhakede lokuchama, nifake amabhodwe efrijini; ngiwabalile njalo amaqatha – ningazami nje ukuhlakanipha. Nicime neDS, ave iwudla ugesi, nehlise umsindo. Sengiyalala-ke mina ntombi kaBhungane. Nibheke nokuthi iminyango ikhiyiwe yini 🔒, singaboni ngomuntu esegcwele indlu. Niyezwa?”
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