Umfundisi uyazihambela nje edlula e Police Station, abone ipholisa elihleli egedini lifunda ibhayibhili amangale ukuthi amapholisa lawo ayabala ibhayibhili . Asondele umfundisi athi kahle ngibuze nje umbuzo odakiweyo athi ‘ ngubani owabulala omunye phakathi kuka Cain lo Abel ? Umpholisa aphendule athi angazi ngena phakathi uzabona u constable ohlezi phakathi nguye obona ngeze murder , mina ngiku traffic .

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Uthi uyomzama
ngekhekhe🍑Avele antante
nawe umashu wonke
efunana no base

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Kwaqala ngogogo wami bamdayisela amateku e-Adidas anemigqa engu-5, manje sebedayisele umkhulu isikibha esibhalwe: ‘Sebenza Girl’.

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It’s Hisense
Not “Hi Sesi”
.
Bantu ba kwaZulu Natal

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if your wife doesn’t reply to your “I LOVE YOU” txt ,mphinde ngeyokuthi WRONG txt 😕😕😕😕😆lapho yikho obona khona ukuthi eyakuqala ubeyibonile

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NOMA NGINGEKE NGIZEPHULE ZONKE IZINHLIZIYO ♥️ZAMANTOMBAZANE KODWA NGIYOFA NGIZAMILE

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Angel nj ubone umantombazan amahle a post ama funny jokes kuhlez kuyilobo mubiza

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Kanti mina ngolindiswa kuzekubenini ,siyahamba isikhathi,ngizodlula ngingezwa msindo emvakwami njalo

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Uzwe umuntu ethi ama-post akho akafani nawe.
Hau, kanti izingane zami yini lawo ma-post.

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Bamba la ngsekhathi uNkulunkulu edala ilanga wayenenhloso ngalo yokuthi lizokhanyisa nsuku zonke emini,nangempela ukuze sibe nokukhanya emini ingoba ilanga lisuke likhona.
Engfuna ukubambeke nakhu ilanga alikhohlwa ukuthi lalidalelweni nsuku zonke ilanga emhlabeni liyasikhanyisela,noma kungaba namafu kodwa ilanga alikhohlwa ukuthi kufaneke liphume likhanyise,noma izulu lingaduma libe nezimvula ngeke ulibone ilanga lithi awuthi ngphindele emumva ngoba liyaduma kodwa liyaqhubeka ukusikhanyisela.

Lalelake ilanga alishintshi noma kukhona amafu amnyama esbhakabhakeni Ngeke ubone sekusebusuku emini.
Umuntu kuphela emhlabeni othi mayefikelwe izikhathin zobumnyam ezinzima bese elahla ithemba,umuntu kuphela othi uma edibana nezingqinamba empilweni bese ekhohlwa ukuthi wayedalelweni,futhi umuntu kuphela othi mayehlangana nabangani,noma nabantu abahlukahlukene emhlabeni bese ekhohlwa ukuthi kambe mina ngfunani,khumbula ngithe ukuba khona kwamafu amanyama emkhathin ngek lokho kwalenza ilanga labuyela emumva ngoba liyazi ukuthi kumele lisikhanyisele.

Mtaka baba nawe bengthanda namhlanje sengathi ungalibuka ilanga bese ucabangaka ukuthi kulobobumnyama ohlangene nabo,noma lezonyembezi,lolosizi obhekene nalo aluzanga ukuzokushabalalisa impilo yakho kodwa luzokubheka ukuthi mangabe sifike empilweni yakho ngeke ukhohlwe yini ukuthi ufunani,khumbula ngthe mina noma imvula ina,noma izulu liduma kodwa ilanga alikhohlwa ukuthi kambe emhlabeni ngangizokwenzani liyaqhubeka likhanyise.

Namhlanje ngthanda ukukhuluma nawe ulahliwe,ushonelwe abazali bakho bonke,ukhala izinyembezi umsebenzi ungawutholi,usufake ama Cv yonke indawo kodwa ungaphenduli,ngzokhuluma nawe waliwe uphoxwe umuntu obumthanda,ngzokhuluma nawe eskoleni kungacaci kahle,omakhelwane bekuhleba,bekubukela phansi,ungenayo imali yokudla,ungenamuntu ongakhalela kuye,bekuhleka,bekhombisana ngawe ngamakhanda bethi uyagula unegciwane,sebekushilo ukuthi ngeke uthole umshado kodwa namhlanje ngfuna ukuthi uthathe lesikhathi esincane bese ubuka phezulu nasemhlabeni ukuthi akukhanyi yini.Ngithe kuwe isimo noma sinjani ilanga elibhekene naso alikhohlwa ukuthi emhlabeni kumele kukhanye,nawe ngane yakwethu ungavumeli izimo ezenzeka empilweni yakho ukuth zikwenze ukhohlwe ukuthi ufunani.

Ziyashintshashintshana izimo ngaphansi kwelanga uthole kunamafu amnyama,liduma,lina kodwa lona lilokhu likhanyisile…. nawe noma zingashintshana izimo phezu kwalowo mzimba wakho ungakhohlwa ukuthi yini Ofuna ukuyizuza empilweni

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Li Decline li card e Cash build
Babe wakho Seka bhale kutsi
Jerome Ngomane

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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“Phezu kwakhe boy, ungamsabi!”

👦🏾: “Sawubona Mandisa, ubani igama lakho?

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Rich and His girlfriend went to London for holidays. The following night his girlfriend screamed “igundwane,igundwane weee!!!!”🐁🐁🐁

So they decided to inform room service but they both don’t know the English word for “igundwane”🐁

Rich: Hello room service😞

Room service: Hello sir how can I help you?😯

Rich: Mmmmm do you know Tom and Jerry😐

Room service: Of course yes, I know them😕

Rich: Jerry is here!

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👩‍🦰 :Yaz mf2 asizwani no Mah

Ngvele ngbone lapho ukuth u rubbish we cherry 🙄

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