Umuntu abe mubi 🐸aqede abemnandi 🍑aybo nayi inyama yangaphakath bo 😋

Cela ukubuza….
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Laba abaphatha ama iPhone, ayisebenziyini icamera yakhona ngaphandle kwesbuko

My doctor advise me today he said

“Eeeh Mr Sibiya u shld phuza beer so that uzobuyela emzimbeni wakho” Thanks doctor God Bless You

Teacher: “Who was the mother of Moses from the bible?”
Student: “Nguna-Mozeh”
😂😂😂😂💦

Ngahle ngaphuma e classin

When relationship is in ICU….
Her: Morning baby, ulale njani?
Me: Ngazelephi mina beng’lele nam
angbonanga nex

Majita, njengoba kuthiwa siyizinja, mina nginguBobby, wena ungubani? 🤔

MDELWA: “Sthandwa, asidlale umacashelana.”

GLORIA: “Cha, not this year. Ngonyaka odlule wacasha kwaze kwaba umhla ka-15.”

Ngithole i-call from a car tracking company, bathi imoto yam i-outside the province! 😲 Bangibuze ukuthi ngabe yimi yini oyishayelayo, ngivele ngakhushukelwa i-BP same time. 😩

Yimi lowaya ngithwala izandla ekhanda, ngadonsa amaguzu ami ngayobamba itekisi ngibheke e-police station. 😕 Ngafika sengihefuzelisa okwengulube, angisakwazi nok’khuluma. 😣 Ngithi ngichaza udaba athi u-captain: “Yehlisa umoya ndoda, bese uchaza kahle.”

Anginike amanzi, ngiphuze. Ubuye umqondo ukuth no maaan, anginamoto mina! 🤔 Ngingumahlalela. Ngikutshela ukuthi ngibuye sengibuya ngeveni yamaphoyisa.

Kumele ngibuyele ensangwini, uyazi bengi-right ngizibhemela.

The Reason kuno Father Christmas🎅engekho u- Mother chrismas🤶..
Ingoba wawuzozwa kuthiwa “UMITHI LOWO UKHISIMUZI UHLEHLILE” 🤷‍♂️