Yayaz lepain yoku post isthombe ubhale ukuth mubiza uvel ungaphikiswa noyedwa🤣

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Wife & husband watching soccer

Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi, igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee, kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter ureferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!

🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!

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Ngibone amadoda enatha utshwala ekuseni ngo 9, ngasengisithi kibo, “madoda namuhla liphangise kakhulu ukunatha ngo 9 shuwa” , “basebesithi kimi, kanti im’phimbo ivulwa skhathi bani?”. Kusukela khonapho I learnt to mind my own business……

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Sathi sithenga ama gown kwathiwa sidlisa iTeam, kwimanje nihudula ingubo indlu yonke ngathi oSuperman

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Bashaye iBf yakho eClubin ngezimpama ezu4 👋mase nihamba endleleni umuzwe esethi “besengilinde eyesi5 ngibulale Umuntu”

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I can’t wait to teach my
brother ukuth:
Rubbish-intombi
Snake-umngan
Education-best friend

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Unikwe ingane IOrange ivumelana nomah wayo etaxini ithi ihlubele mawuqeda lapho ikhale ithi livale.Sekubukwa wenake manje.Ubuyisela iqanda kwiShell.

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“Sthandwa sami, this is my male bestie.” Lapho usho umuntu onama-lips a-pink ongawacabuza kwawena mjita.

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Dating a Zulu girl…..

Me: Love you😍😍😍

Her: Uphi u ‘I’ oh umshiye ku Lesego😏🙄???

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Uncenge i Danone yomntwana uze uhambe ngamadolo uthi:
“Dlisa inja Nana”

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👩‍🦳:Waze wamuhle ugirl”
👩🏿‍🦱:Ngyambongela, phela ubaba wakhe uyiBank Statement eCapitec.

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Lethu:IBO iva imali kagogo📣
IBO: ‘hambe noMarisa’🎶
Lethu_odizzy

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Akacaci noba usuka eKapa, Haibooo! Ufuna athini aze acace? Athwale iTable Mountain ne Khayelitsha? No guyz 😂

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Uzwe umuntu e thi yena u rich une swimming pool kodwa I gate yi fantoke na se moyango akona isi khiya ba khiya nge spoon

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