Ngenkathi uMiss Universe 👑 ethi: “Ngikhule ngidla ipapa nezinkuni.” I felt that.
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Not all Boys are “Cheaters”
Some are “Leopard”
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Niyeke uku Khuluma uDotti
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Nowadays relationships are like beer crates that are kept in tarvens. 😂 😂 😂
Just ukusukuma kancane nje, omunye sewuhleli.
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Jabu: hey baby I’m coming 2day
Sli : I’m on my periods just incase
Jabu: I’m sori love I’m not coming
imoto yami seyiphumelwe isondo
Sli: Wothi umngan wakho
akak’lethe
Jabu: udutshulwe izolo
usesbhedlela
Sli : k angbonanga kahle angikho
kuma periods
Jabu: nangu umngan wam
engfonela uthi phume izolo
esbhedlela
Sli: weh naku ngi ngena kuma
periods
Jabu: oh Jesu naku umngan wam
bephinda bemdubula..
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Ngithanda ukuhlala ngihlekise nabantu ngibajabulise ngamahlaya nabo
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[being robbed by a yellow boned guy with dimples]
“Yeyii voetsek wena gimme your phone and wallet”
Me : Ncooaw
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KEITA THE PRO😂
Him: e poi ojang this day’s ape o Thoma ho Nona ?
Me: ke girlfriend ya hao 😂😂
He fainted
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Ukhiphe iWeave uzwe kuthiwa “Aibo kanti uMugabe akafanga yini😳😳
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i-ABSA Cup ikhombisile ukuthi ayiyona ifood parcel…If ungangikholwa buza iKaizer Chiefs yona ebizitshela ukuthi izovele inikwe ngoba iphezulu.
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Umthande ngenhliziyo yakho yonke yena akuthande ngesibindi
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I dont date for looks but nawe ungabi mubi mubi bii ngathi une criminal record
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Ukuthi indoda meLe uyiphathe kanjani ukuze NawE ikuphathe Kahle empilweni
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👨 bvbe
👩Yini
👨 Awusasho ukuthi umamakho Y’Master embedeni
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Akushiwo ukuthi “UPETE”🙅♂️
Kthiwa amadolo abuzana impilo ☑️
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Ngihleka ngize ngisuze, ngiyabathanda abantu, ngiyathanda ukuhleka
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Ama-posts alapha ekhaya angiwabhekise kumuntu, kodwa uma isicathulo sikunela, sigqoke Cinderella.
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