Hi Babe imoto yam iyahlupha ngiku N3 between Nkosi St & Majola Rd. Problem ngathi yiWindscreen ye engine. I-fanbelt ayifuni ukuvula i-bonnet yeboot. Dashboard ayingeni kuReverse plus i-spare wheel siphelelwe i-brake fluid. Ngapha amaVeiw mirrors adinga i-oil. Kunzima love I’m not sure ukuthi ngizofika in time for Valentines!
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Nawe bayakusho abakwaziyo ulibele ukubheka mina
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Imagine dating a girl who wants to meet your parents…😳
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But when you tell her that nawe you want to meet her🏃 parents, umuntu avele athi:
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“Yho, hhayi 🙅ubabami uzongibulala !!”
** Simenzani umuntu onje yeee??”
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Imnandi isex ka “Ayikho right lento
esiyenzayo kumunye umntwana”
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INKONDLO YAMI YESiSWATI. SBUMBU UMNANDZI Sbumbu ungushukela sbumbu ungu sawoti, sbumbu ukufa sbumbu ukuphila Ngubani longa kwati wena nebubi bakho, ngubani longa bati bunandzi bakho. Sbumbu unisive sigcwele umhlaba wonkhe, sbumbu uneti dvumbu umhlaba wonkhe . Ngubani loku beka licala awati lutfo wena, awcali muntfu wena. Uyimvu yenkhosi. UBUNANDZI BEMHLABA Bagcwele ema jele ngawe Sbumbu, bakudla ngenkhani batsi aba nandzaba nedi bangeva lobu nandzi bakho Sbumbu umnandzi wenta indvodza isangane, iti khohlwe neli bito layo. Sbumbu umnandzi uyafutfumala. Maye!!!Sbumbu lapho undlula khona ushiya tindvuku timile Wena uvusa tindvuku letilele time ntsii njenge mphimbo wendlula mitsi SBUMBU UYASHELELA, SBUMBU UYI NDLOVUKAZI, SIVE NGESAKHO. Bona LABAKUTSANDZA COBO BATE BAKU KHOTSE BAKU KHOTSISISE SBUMBU💔😿😍😁😁 GIVE ME A BELLS
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Thee Introverted Mbalz Nkowcie
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UMkhulu nogogo Nhlabathi babengenayo ingane impilo yabo yonke ngenhlanhla embi bafa bobabili engozini yemoto bangcwatshwa.
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Angazi uscroller uyaphi ezansi ngoba ngishilo ukuthi bafa bangcwatshwa manje ufunani?or ufuna ilifa?
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You Date a taxi driver & you expect him to put your Pic as his profile___
Khohlwa mtase likhona iQuntum 😀
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Teacher: “Who was the mother of Moses from the bible?”
Student: “Nguna-Mozeh”
😂😂😂😂💦
Ngahle ngaphuma e classin
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Husband: i heard our neighbour slept with every lady from our street except one..i wonder who it is?😞
Wife: it must be mamfundhisi from down the road…that lady is so stubborn
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Angis’funi nje iscefe okok’qala ngisaphotha i-Kaizer Kaizer Chiefs, iyadliwa
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I’m told by those who understand politics that the idea by the ANC NEC not to recall President Zuma has caused a miasma of deprecable apothesis of a hemorrhagic oozing into a malodorousness excrescences of mobocracy. With all termagant its ossifying proclivities of cacistocracy and our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraplegic crinkum.
What are your thoughts,
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Utsi Usayikhipha Nje Ivele Itsi “Kudzala Udla Ngami Mfana Wami,
Ake Usidle Ngemlomo Kuphela Namuhla!!!”.
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baby vuka ngikukhape Gal chaa ngakithi ngibatshelile ukuba ngizobuya monthe end
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Ushaye uThandeka ngempama✋
uzwe esethi👉 “what are you trying to happen huh?”
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A black and man are in a train the Blackman accidentally step on a whiteman
Whiteman: ouch my foot
Blackman: uyalunga ubuwayisaphi amafutha estimeleni
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Ningcono nina baniphushile nje kuphela, mina ngibuye sengigqoke uphaca owodwa kwi-Black Friday.
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