Lona udinga induku “kusho wena nabangani bakho ningeke ningenze lutho😜😜
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Angithi Nina Nithi Anifebi!
Ubaniike Igama Lomuntu Wakho?? Or Nishimile??
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“manje awusho,uzokwenzanjani”?
Kubuza Mina kulona ohlezi eduze kwami la eTaxin ngbona sms ethi: It’s Over efonini yakhe.
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Cashier : Plastic?😊
Her : Sihamba nge BMW leh Red futsi
Papa uytsenge Cash🙆♂️😩😹
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Only Zulu’s Will Name Twins
Buhle and Buhleee
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Whites : she has mental ability
Black : azithi mzala ‘ intsambo ayifiki Ku paraffin
Kk kit Kat etc 😁
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Ukuthanda izinto kuyabulala ngoba azaze udle imfene
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Yazi ngifuna ukuyeka insangu
Bese ngqala I business
Ley mbuzi zamaqanda
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Uthi “excuse me” etaxin yaseNkandla uzwe ogogo behleba bethi “uye ummeli kaZuma lo”
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“DLala ngama shi shi ”
Kusho ubabakho esiyalanda u plate number four emshadweni😂
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I won’t drink a single drop of Mofaya until DJ
Sbu confess that he was Mzekezeke
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Ngendlela ebengidakwe ngayo izolo, amaphoyisa akhombe eceleni umuntu obeshayela kule movie ebengiyibuka, ngazithola sengifihla ubhiya wami emva kosofa
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Tr: class, wats the truest definition of globalisation? Kwasukuma oku Nya ngetatasi: Princess Dianna’s death! Umbalisi waxakeka: how so Nya? NYA: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfrend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car witg a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish Whiskey, 4lowd closly by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles, treatd by an American docta, using Brazilian medicine. Ths was sent 2 me by a Malawian who got it 4m a Namibian who was using American Bil Gates technology, and u probably reading ths on yo computer tht use Taiwanese chips, a Korean monitor, asembld by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transportd by Zim drivas, hijackd by Somali pirates, unloaded by Mozambican longshoremen and truckd 2 u by Nigerian illegals. That, Sir, is globalisation’ wahlala phansi uNya utisha se fainte kudala
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CHRISTMAS HLAYA #2
USthera wayesanda kuthola ilicense yakhe yokushayela wase enquma ukucela kubaba wakhe ukuthi amthengele imoto kube yisipho sakhe sikaKhisimusi – kwakusasele izinyanga ngaphambi kukaKhisimusi.
“Kulungile,” kusho ubaba wakhe, “kodwa ngifuna kube nezinto ongenzela zona kuqala. Uma ungathola o-A ezifundweni zakho, ulikhuthalele iBhayibheli bese ugunda lama dlodlombiya ezinwele zakho mhlawumbe ngingasicabangisisa isicelo sakho.”
Kwadlula izinyangana, wabuyela kuyise uSthera.
“Kuyangithokozisa ukubona ukuthi ezifundweni zakho ushaya ngo-straight A’s ndodana, futhi nezifundo zakho zeBhayibheli ziyagculisa. Yize kunjalo, ngiyadumala ngezinwele zakho ongakazigundi.”
Ngoba uSthera wayeyinsizwa ezihlakaniphele futhi enezimpendulo kuyo yonke imibuzo waphendula uyise wathi: “Buka la baba, ezifundweni zami zeBhayibheli ngiqaphelile ukuthi emifanekisweni kaJesu, Moses, Samson kanjalo noJona uMbhabhadisi, bonke babenezinwele ezinkulu.”
“Yebo ngiyakwazi lokho,” kuphendula uyise, “kodwa uqaphelile ukuthi babehamba ngezinyawo noma ngabe beya kuphi?”
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Nginokucabanga nje ukuthi yayingathini inkosi uShaka Zulu kaMageba ezwa ukuthi amadoda acashe ezindlini, acashele umkhuhlane
☝️🤔😏
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After 1 round nyana
Her : So What Are We??
Him: Singaba Hambayo Thina Kulomhlaba Siyekhaya Ezulwini
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