Lillian uyaysanganisa
ngomuntu ongamthandi

SENZO:Engabe uyokhala
ku Mfundisi
Isishimane senkosi

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Nkulunkulu muhle ephila amen zabezwake besangan
😸😸😸😸😸😹😹

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Uzwe mthakath wangakini odumile ethi “Bengingazi ukuth usubuyile,isazobonana!!

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UQONDE UKUTHINI U I DON’T KNOW NGESIZULU UTHULE UMUNGAZI

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Shortest conversation I have ever had with a woman:
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Me: Ithin iNumber yakho
Her : Ayisho lutho, why?

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Unyama ngathi ilanga liqalangakini futhi ufana nengulube ebsewini bakho umubi wenamfene embi

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NOMA NGINGEKE NGIZEPHULE ZONKE IZINHLIZIYO ♥️ZAMANTOMBAZANE KODWA NGIYOFA NGIZAMILE

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Uyezwa umuntu ethi ufuna ukuthatha ibreak othandweni.
Why angathathi konke nelunch ne after school ahambe once.

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Uyikhumbule I kiss ngathi ubuyipeyela isenzile le lockdown ngoba besithandelwa ne kiss le🙆

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INDLELA ENTSHA EPHUCUZEKILE YOKUZIPHATHA UMA UKHULUMA NE-PHONE ESIKHATHINI SAMANJE:

1. Okokuqala nje, asisekho isidingo sokuthi uyibize uthi, “cellphone”. Just call it a PHONE, sino-20 years yafika le nto eMzansi and wonke umuntu uyazi usuke ukhuluma ngani.

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2. Laphaya kwi-voice mail yakho asisekho isidingo sokuziqopha ukhulume 90 seconds wonke usitshela ukuthi senzeni, isibonelo nje: “Sawubona, ukhuluma noMdelwa. Ngibhizi njengamanje, ngicela ushiye umlayezo noma igama nesibongo nenombolo yakho yocingo ngizokufonela back, wara wara wara…”
Lalela, sesiyakwazi lokho! Shiya i-voice mail elula ezothatha 5 seconds, “Hello, uMdelwa lo. Uyazi kumele wenzeni. Bye.”

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3. On a dropped call, lona ofonile nguyena okumele afone futhi. Uma senifona nobabili kanye kanye azongena kwi-voice mail amafoni enu bese nithi i-network iyabheda kanti yinina enibhedayo. Futhi ukulinda 5 seconds after a dropped call angeke kunisize ngalutho ngoba nizofonelana kanye kanye iphinde ingene kwi-voice mail ifoni. Bottom line: ofonile nguye okumele afone futhi if a call is dropped.

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4. Uma seniphinde naxhumana futhi, asikho isidingo sokumosha u-two minutes wonke nichazelana ukuthi bekungani kungasafoneki. We get it, 20 years awumncane neze afika amafoni eMzansi. Sesiyazi, vele uhlale odabeni wena ofonile.

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5. Le ndaba ka-“No, you hang up first.” Nomunye athi, “No, you called me. You hang up first!”
Kuzomele iphele leyo nto, ngale kwalokho ningiphe le airtime enidlala ngayo ngoba mina I am budget savvy.

I’ll be back soon nezindlela ezilula zokuvalelisa ocingweni ezingachithi isikhathi.

That’s it from me, ubhuti Admin.

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Nango umkhwenyana uNyaa wavakashela ekhweni
lakhe wathi e fika kwathiwa “Ufike kahle mkhwenyana,
sicela usifakele i-dish yeDstv phezu kwendlu”
Ngamahloni wesaba ukuthi athi akakwazi.
Ngemva kwesikhashana umamezala wezwa
kuthi Di! phansi into enesisindo,
Babuza “Yini leyo ewayo?”
UNyaa waphendula “Yi hovoros (over all) mama!”
Umamezala abuze “I hovorosi (overol) elesisindo esingaka?”
Wezwakala ngelipholileyo uNyaa ethi “Ngiphakathi kwayo”
hovorosi is a worksuit

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Nibe nesilingo somuntu ekhaya:,Esihamba singasho, nokuthi siyaphi.
Kuphele izinyanga nonyaka.Abuye engathi akukaze kwenzeke lutho.

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Ukuzwe kumnandi kanjani ukuthandana nomuntu oneqiniso nenhlonipho,
ngathi ungabiza iEx yakho uthi: nayi into engangiyidinga Doti.

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I will name my child “Oteng”❤
Oteng’s friends : Papa Oteng, Oteng Oteng?
Me : Oteng Hateng!!

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Nikhokhe oR2 be Valentine eskoleni after school nibone othisha sebosa inyama nithi niyalinda bethi hambani emakhaya iskole sesiphumile!!

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Yeyi ungobomethemba umuntu ofihla ama last seen yisonakali leso

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