Lifike lincelwe ingane encane ibele nithule
Ebese lincelwa indoda sewuyahayiza ey ngoba nina ave ni actor kamnand!!
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Guys, ngicela umuntu nomuntu enze sure ukuthi ugogo wakhe ulele ubusuku bonke. Kumele siphumelele sonke phela nathi this year
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Uthi uyadlula nendoda yakho emfishane ngase Creche uzwe ngengane sezimemeza zithi
“weMisi !! Misi!!!! nang omunye sebaleka”
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Umzungezi wahleka inhlinini yoxolo mtwana
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Me : sawubon gogo
Gogo : yebo
Me :ukhona zinhle
Gogo: yebo ukhona (amemeza) zinhle vela
Me: zinhle unayo lencwadi lethi im here 2 see u
Zinhle :no nginale ethi ” im buzy”
Me : lena ethi ‘whn must i come back ?’
Zinhle : kunale ethi “8:30mp
Gogo: awuyifun le ethi” do you think i’m stupid wena mfana”
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Nyweee Nywee, mina ngiyalishaya ibhodwe.
Kodwa ushubisa ucurry wechicken nge thini likaFish.
Khohlisa abangazi.
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Mantombazane. Don’t be an understanding girlfriend 🙂shaya impama I relationship ibe stable😙!!
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Kuleskhathi mawngabi iphara uhlaselwa ukuthwasa!!
Mawungekho kulokhu unyiswa i Relationship nje!!
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Indlela omumbi ngayo even god denied that this is my child😂
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Nginokucabanga nje ukuthi yayingathini inkosi uShaka Zulu kaMageba ezwa ukuthi amadoda acashe ezindlini, acashele umkhuhlane
☝️🤔😏
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Waxabana umfundi nothisha ekilasini wacasuka uthisha, uyathetha umfana uyanyenyeza uthi”hee awuzwe ungathi yistori” insizwa esasikhula nazo lezo madoda
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Vulani uMetro FM, u Michael Jackson uchaza kabanzi ngokufa kwakhe!
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Ikhansela uDambuza ephendula izikhalazo zomphakathi:
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*Sifuna izindlu zamahhala.
Dambuza: “Nidakiwe, nizalwa yimi yini?”
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*Sifuna ama-toilet.
Dambuza: “Nithe nilambile nganinika ama-food parcel, senisuthi senifuna ukunyela kimi futhi?”
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*Sifuna imisebenzi.
Dambuza: “Angazi-ke nizoyithathaphi ngoba nami ngiqashwe yini.”
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*Le mali yeqolo incane.
Dambuza: “Zalani khona izokwanda.”
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*Sifuna izimayini ziphathwe umphakathi.
Dambuza: “Njengoba nihluleka ukuzimbela ama-toilet, nizozenzani-ke izimayini? Tshelani mina.”
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*Sifuna ukuphatha ama-bank.
Dambuza: “Senikhathele ukuyeba, senifuna ukuyithatha nginibuka?”
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*Sifuna uphume kungene uRazor.
Dambuza: “Unithembiseni uRazor ngoba seba naye lowo?”
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*Sifuna umhlaba ubuyele kubantu.
Dambuza: “Nidakiwe, ungathi amagceke enu enihlula!”
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*Uma ungafuni sowushisa lo muzi wakho.
Dambuza: “Anginamuzi mina, ngiqashile la!”
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Yaz umuntu umxoxele kahle indaba uma eseyindlulisa ath uzwe ngama hem hem……😮 nginguma hem hem mina😮
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Uxakwe intombazane ezokubuza ukuthi unayo yini imoto noma umuzi. Ubalekele emakhaya uthole ezothi unawo yini umhlaba nemfuyo. Damm Gold Diggers
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Umuntu abe pregnant kodwa uyabona ukuthi i-boyfriend yakhe siyithelela ama-Go Slos.
Iphi ingqondo?
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