Uphuze Istoney 🍷Ube Uhlafuna I Halls🍬 XXX Black Imini Yonke🌄Unyuke Intaba😜 Uyoboleka i Weave🙈Ka Nonjabulo, Udlule Ka Nosihle Uboleke Ama Heal👠 Azo Matcher Ngayo Ingubo 💃Oyithathe Ku Cousin Wakh, Usale Usuzidela😢 Ungene Kwa Qwabe Umashonisa Ufune U R200 💰, Ugoduke Ugeze🛀, Ucele u Sisi Wakho Akugcobise 😌 Izigcobo Zakhe , Ubese Uzitshotsha 🙃 Uziputshuzela ku Plastic Ungene Ekamereni lika Bhuti Wakh🧒 Uyofutha I Perfume “Faaaah Fuuu Faaah” Unyonyobe Uyophuma Nge Gate🤸 Kini Ushiya Awphekile 🍲 , Uyoma Estation Ulinde Imoto🚐 Linethe 🌧️ Izulu☔ Ume Phansi Kwesihlahla🌳… Ithi Isiqhamuka Imoto 🚐 Kungene I Call 📞 ( 📲 UNGABE USEZA SEKUFIKE UMAKA BOY👶)

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Yesu angejua vile wezi wanafanyiwa mtaanj agedhubutu kuja kama mwizi

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UCocacola angayifaka iAlcohol ku2L wakhe inkinga inina eniyothi meseniphuzile nidelele nitshele uBheki Cele. Futhi nina!!!

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uNyaa lo Xolie bayazihambela nje egangenini,
kuthi kusenjalo besahleka kamnandi kuvele
kuqhamuke isilwane.
U Nyaa avule iskhwama akhiphe I ALL STAR
ayiqgoke ayibophe iqine
Xolie: “yewena uyahlanya yini, ucabanga ukuthi singashiya
isilwane?”

Nyaa: “asikho isdingo sokuthi
ngishiye isilwane, mangishiye wena nje ngiqedile.

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Seniyenzile i-pregnancy test or nizozwa senihalela uphuthu 🍚 nescabha 🚪?

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My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying
“This isn’t working,goodbye” I opened the fridge
and it’s working just fine.
Abafazi abazi lutho ngama fridge mpela.

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Sengikubambile, sengiyazi ukuthi uwena. Ur busy ulokhu uthi makhi_makhi (Makhelwane) kimi, kanti wazi kahle ulambela ezinkukhwini zami. Ngifuyile kodwa wena uyangintshontshela.Y ungasho ukuthi uyazithanda ngikusisele. Uyinkentshane imbungulu uqobo lwayo. Udla amandla ami lwabishi, doti…

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Utsi Usam’ Sucker Nje Darl Wakho;
Avele Akhulume Ma Sperms Akhe Atsi
“Kahle Kusigwinya Wena,
Uyasibambelela Sifuna Kukhula Natsi!!!

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U-driver uma ethatha indlela esingayijwayele, sonke etekisini sikhipha ama-earphones ezindlebeni khona sizobona kahle.

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CHRISTMAS HLAYA

Abaningi abazi ukuthi uDombi unkosikazi kaThibhoz wathola uMgwaja bengakashadi. Wayeneminyaka engu-16 uDombi ngenkathi umama wakhe eya naye kwadokotela. Wayekhala ethi uyagula uDombi.

“Yebo-ke mama, ngabe yini inkinga?” kubuza udokotela.

“Yindodakazi yami egulayo dokotela,” kuchaza umama kaDombi, “uDombi lo usenokuhalela ukudla esingajwayele ukukudla ekhaya, futhi usekhuluphele mumva nje futhi ungitshela nokuthi uzizwa engaphilile njalo ekuseni.”

Axilonge uDombi udokotela. Uthe lapho eseqedile, waphendukela kumama kaDombi wathi, “Angazi ngizokutshela kanjani lokhu mama, kodwa indodakazi yakho kubukeka sengathi ikhulelwe. Zine izinyanga uma ngibheka nje.”

“Ukhulelwe? Kanjani? Akakaze ashiywa yedwa nomuntu wesilisa! Ngabe ukhulelwe ngempela Dombi mntanami?”

Athi uDombi, “Cha mama, angikaze ngayiqabula ngisho ukuyiqabula indoda!”

Udokotela ahambe aye efasteleni, alunguze ngaphandle kuze kuphele cishe imizuzu emihlanu yonke. Ekugcineni aze akhulume umama kaDombi athi, “Ingabe kukhona okungahambi kahle dokotela, lapho ngaphandle?”

Aphendule udokotela, “Cha, akukho mama. Ukuthi nje ngesikhathi igcina ukwenzeka into enjengalena, kwavela inkanyezi empumalanga kanye namadoda amathathu ngaleya kwentaba. Angifuni ukuphuthelwa this time!”

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Me: gogo umngani wami lona uMillicent
Gogo: Sawbona Milisende mtanami😂😂

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Ngimbize ngo my love 4 month yonke ajabule kanti akazi ngikhohlwe igama lakhe🤘

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Abanye bethu ngabe kade bashada ukuth nje inkinga bayasebenza ngamaWeekend

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