Indoda ibambe umfazi wayo nendoda. Icasuke ife ithathe umfazi wayo bahambe baye ekhaya. Mabefika ekhaya isho ngokuthukuthela okukhulu ithi “wena mfazi thatha zonke izingubo zakho uham….. “iringe ifoni kankosikazi ubaba esakhuluma. Unkosikazi ayiphendule ku loud speaker. Kuzwakale nje ” thank you for claiming your lotto winnings, you may comey to our offices to collect your 3million rands ” Ajabule Unkosikazi mayeqeda athi “baba uthe izingubo zami zenzenjani? ” indoda isho ngelipholile ithi, “bengithi letha zonke izingubo zakho ngikuwashele

In an interview:
Q: Mdala, umsebenzi okhona ngowokugamula izihlahla lokugebha izigumunga, manje angazi ukuthi sowake wakwenza lokho before because kufuneka iphysical fitness. Sowake wenza umsebenzi onjalo?
A: Yah, yiwo umsebenzi wami manje wonalowo, ngawusebenza iminyaka eminengi
Q: Wawusebenza ngaphi
A: Ngangisebenza e, e, e, kwakuthiwa kuse, eKalahari forest, eBotswana
Q: Do you mean to say Kalahari Desert?
A: Nanso indaba, lina lazi sokuyidesert phela? Kwakulihlathi konke laphana, yithi esayenza kwaba yidesert.
Q: So for how long did you work there? I mean your experience?
A: 36 years
Q: How old are you?
A: Ngile 31 years
Q: So how come your work experience is more than your age
A: Ngangitshaya ama~overtime

Uyaphi kuSummer unganawo amashiya itakunyisa lemvula unye uzolidweba ukhathale

Bese kuba yilaba uma kuthiwa umuntu ushonile bathi: “Ubenani?”

Nisuke nizomvusa yini? 🤔
Kahleni bakwethu.

When you Fail 🎓in Swaziland your Class teacher
write this on your Report Card : TTTTT

Tonke Tifundzo Tako Takulonyaka Tikunyisile.

Ngeke sishade sonke bafethu.
Buka nje Aunt Caroline ubhiz ne rice

My sister please match your make up with your neck
you cannot be Khanyi Mbau and Celia Kunutu at the same time.☝

Unesishwapha kodwa awukwazi ukupheka ubriyani kanti wiNdiya elinjan?