Ngisathi ngiyokolotisa emakuleni…

Ngathola kuno My friend omusha….

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UThibhoz wayethole isipho esiyithoyizi elikhulu. Uthe uma efika endlini, wabiza izingane zakhe zontathu, uMgwaja, uKhwashu noBhande. Athi uThibhoz: Nginikwe ithoyizi elilodwa la. Ngakho-ke kuzofanele ngilinike oyedwa.
Athi uThibhoz: Ubani ohlonipha kakhulu? Ubani ongaphenduli uma umama wenu emthethisa? Ubani futhi ongaphindiseli uma umama wenu emshaya?
Athi uMgwaja: Ukhohlwe ukusitshela baba ukuthi ufuna kube elakho leli thoyizi, ngoba uwena wedwa phela owenza lokho!.

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Ingene I couple 👫 ilwa etaxini

Him:bbe yehlisa I voice abantu basibhekile
Her :uzonya nabo phela
😂😂😂

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Ndinodakuvhudza ini ndikafane 90 years mwana wangu akafane 190 years ndianimukuru

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UmuNtuh akUtsheller KUThiir ulambiller ekbenii slambeeh sobaBilii

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Husband: i heard our neighbour slept with every lady from our street except one..i wonder who it is?😞
Wife: it must be mamfundhisi from down the road…that lady is so stubborn

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Black parents be like
“Yabonake aythukwa inhlamba laykhaya uyezwa masimbskho?

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Wabhodla 🤢 uSisi 👩🏻 wase-Ladies House 🏛 etekisini, 🚐 salindela ukuthi uzothi: “Excuse me.” 👏🏻 Wavele wathi: “Ncuz’ebhodlayo, ncuz’esuthi, ncuz’eKFC, ncaaa nkosh, ninenkingoooon?”

Sisale sibambe ongezansi. 🤔

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Mubheka Ksazo kikizwa Kini Ngenxa Yakho🤭Noma Ngya Hhema Angyeke Ukqina🤨

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Most difficult question to answer is “wenzani ke ngok?”
After trying to take off her T shirt

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Mosadi otshwana le LOTTO😑
geosa mo beche okase mo win’i..

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Wife & husband watching soccer

Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi, igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee, kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter ureferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!

🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!

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Iwoman on TOP ifuna ibele lisamile.
Sikhathele ukushaywa yila alele ngathi yimpama

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Vodacom ngimshiye neskweledi sa R78 for lobuhlungu langivisa bona nge Happy Friday…

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UMkhulu nogogo Nhlabathi babengenayo ingane impilo yabo yonke ngenhlanhla embi bafa bobabili engozini yemoto bangcwatshwa.
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Angazi uscroller uyaphi ezansi ngoba ngishilo ukuthi bafa bangcwatshwa manje ufunani?or ufuna ilifa?

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Money can’t buy happiness, kodwa ng’nike iMali s’bone kuthi ngeke ng’Jabule.

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