Umuntu uzogezela evrandi kulo Disemba, phela nishiyana kabi nina.

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Musani ukucasha masinibona emaclinic.Sonke syagula,
akekho osuke ezowithdrawer imali😂😂😂

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Black parents be like
“Yabonake aythukwa inhlamba laykhaya uyezwa masimbskho?

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Umve esithi bekumnandi ke emngcwabeni
Kanti all along xela ukutya kwakhona

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“Ngiyezwa mf’ethu uthi yi-wrong number, ngizwa kunomsindo lapho, nikuphi? Ngicela ukuzophuza nani. Please!”

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A sangoma enters a taxi and asks “Iyaphi le taxi”?
Then a drunk man answered “shaya mathambo.

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Me: sawubona driver..iyaphi itaxi
Him : yebo…jozi 🙄
Me: malini itaxi.
Him :angiyithengisi bhuti 😏
Yhuuu omageza so rude

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Kanti mina ngolindiswa kuzekubenini ,siyahamba isikhathi,ngizodlula ngingezwa msindo emvakwami njalo

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Ingane:gogo ithin i password yakho
Gogo:madlamini da coolest bitch

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Fake gold tooth kant
vele unembebevu😂
sulokhu ukhamisile nje ngath🐊
ingweny

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Iwoman on top eyani vele, cos awukaze wabona umgodi ugumba ipiki. Umuzwe omunye ethi baby it’s my turn now. Wake walibona ikhekhe lisika ummese.

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Zulu is simple compared to English
English: “stop what you’re doing right now
.
” zulu:”yeey!”

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Uthi unguthisha ubone umfundi gulukudu ngewindi mawumbuza ukth wenzani uzwe esethi bengphuthuma iskhathi

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South African Banks : You have insufficient funds👎🙇
🙍
Swaziland Banks: Ushayekile Mnaka, impilo ikudzunusele

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Uvele umbone indlela adla ngayo ice cream ye corn ukuthi akakwazi ukuqabula umuntu.
Uvele akhamise akhiphe ulimi phandle ungasazi yoneni icecream kajereva.

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