Wellcome to the Bible:
Yini kodwa lento kaMaria yokuthandala noJosefa kodwa akhuleliswe nguMoya ongcwele bese ezala iNdodana kaDavide?
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Ukube lomfana akashongo ukuthi uzofaka kancane,
ngabe kangisalanga eblasini eliya emhlangeni
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Her: babe useThswaleni🍺?
Me: No✋ ngise Tarven…Utshwala buse Fridgini
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Uve Kukhala Ibhokhwe , ” Mmeeeh” Kanti NgumSotho Ubiza Umamakhe.
I Live South Africa You’ll Find Me At Lesotho
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Guys cela ningboleka jacket yakwa Transnet ekhaya kunomcimbi nge weekend angfun bangthathe kancane
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Usathi uzenza wena oneskhwele kumunt wakho omusha🙈🙈🙈uzwe *haai ngathi uzoba umthwalo osindayo asvele siyeke* 😃😃😃😃😃
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Ngi bussy usuku lonke ngilungiselela umuntu othe uzongivakashela aqede yonke indlala kimi. Ngimphekele kamnandi nenkukhu isibhuxhabhuxha. Udla inkukhu yami uze uncinda iminwe, Uhlulwa ukudla mina. Ujika lapho ungishaya ngo solo. Ngizowenzani u-one round, angahamba kanjani yena esuthi mina ngilambile?Uyadlala. Ngiyayifuna nje inkukhu yami.
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“ngizofaka kancane”
Which other begging line do you know??
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Uhlangane ne x yakho solo yibi
Uze uyibute kutsi solo usangikwatele yini nge bubi
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Lamadoda ahlala egqoke amabhantshi noma libalele asuke efihlani, uboke ubuze eyangakini nawe,ubhasobhe kodwa hlambe aphatha oqhwasha nje
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Mina: “Waze wamuhle u-boy.”
👩🏽🦰: “Ngiyambongela, nase-crèche uhlakaniphile.”
Mina: “How old are you, boy?”
👶🏽: “Blue.”
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*Imikhuhlane* *yezinothi*
1.Heart failure
2.Cancer
3.Diabetes
4.Insomnia
5.High blood pressure
6.stroke
*Imikhuhlane* *yabayanga*
1.Inyongo
2.Izafesane
3.Ikhonzi
4.Amathumba
5.uhudo
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Ekhay ngisobabona ngoJanuary sengicula ingoma kaSjava ‘ohh kodwa uma ungithandangingenaluth’
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𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗱𝗮 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗮 𝗸𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗼 𝘂𝗺𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘂 𝗮𝗯𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗸𝗮 𝗸𝘂𝘇𝗲 𝗸𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗸𝗲 𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗵𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗮
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Uyazi ukuthi umthakathi akayisweli into azokujaha ngayo. Ngokuthi nje awukho upelepele🌶️ kusayimbali🌺, Sengonile.Sengizwa kuthiwa awumbiwa ndawonye.Ngopelepele??🤷♂️
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Public Clinics Nurse’s Will Call you by Your illnesses.
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They’ll be like: “Hey Wena TB Uyaphi?”
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