siza mfethu, labo abazi ama Whiskey, I’ve got Glennifeddish Single malt Whiskey 80year old, ne 30year old. How much can I sell them for?

Woza kubantu abamnyama yonke into iwumshini

White : washing machine
Black : umshini

White : pencil shapner
Black : umshini

White : hair cuter
Black : umshini

White : nice car
Black : umshini

White : grass cuter
Black : umshini

White : nail clip
Black : umshini

EY NEHLULE🤣🤣🤣

👩 : Bbe ungayidla I pizza eyenziwe yim??
👨 : Yobow bbe
👩 : Ungayiqala ngakuph nje??
👨 : Ngingayiluma
👩 : Uthi uyayiluma ayilumeki
👨 : Ngingayigwinya
👩 : Uthi uyayigwinya ayigwinyeki
👨 : Ngingayiyeka
👩 : Uthi uyayiyeka ayiyekeki
👨 : Mxm!
👩 : Uthi uyangiziba angizibeki
👨 : Fuck!!
👩 : Uthi uyangithuka kanti angiksabi
👨 :😶
👩 : Uthi uyathula kanti umubi
👨 : Cela ungiyeke please
👩 : Uthi uyadabukisa kanti anginandaba
👨 : 😊 OK Sthandwa sam Yima manje
👩 : Uthi uyangmisa kanti ngiqhunyelwe Ama brakes
👨 : Waaa Mxm!!
👩 : Uthi uzama ukuba serious kantii ngbonela u Tom
👨 : 😑
👩 : Ncoow ngyadlala bbe 😊🤗
👨 : Uthi uyangidlalisa kantii I’m not in the mood
👩 : Hau bengdlala nje
👨 : Uthi uyadabukisa kantii ngyabonela u Dora min
👩 : Bbe ngkhulelwe
👨 : Uthi uyangthusa Kant angiksab
👩 : Serious bbe 😑
👨 : Uthi uyadabukisa kanti awukwaz
👩 : Ngkhulelwe ingane kaBhuti wakho
👨 : Uthi uyang…… Whoa ingane ka Bhuti wami??
👩 : Uthi uyangbuza Kant angbuzeki
👨 : Bengdlala min bbe 😑
👩 : Udlala nobani lento echama embhedeni
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I’m done motivating you guys, anibongi. ✋🏽 😑
Ofuna ukuqoma, ukudivosa nofuna ukufa imbala ngithi kini:
“Go ahead, I DON KHE!

Police:knock knock
Nyaa: Ngubani
POLICE:ngabantu bomthetho
Nyaa:nifunani.????
POLICE:phuma sixoxe
Nyaa:nibangaki.???
POLICE:singu two
Nyaa:Xoxani lowu Two mina ngisalele.

Zulu: Selimathunzi Duku Duku…
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Pedi: Selimathuntsi kudu kudu..

Uma lina nangoDisemba, sizodesha ngayo le mvula.

ZCC Girls after 3 rounds🍆
she’ll look at you smile and start singing…
“Ga ke tsebe ke tla o leboga kang”