Guy: Bbe send me nudes😋😍…
Girl: Mcim! That’s so childish😕…
Guy: Ok send me ur matric results📑…
Girl: lol aibo khawme hle ndikhulule…
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Umthande umntu Kant yena uzicabangela nje inkinga zakhe mayenawe
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U are ungly in such a way that usabe nokuphuma
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Wuyekeni lomkhuba wokuthi umuntu mayenibingelela nivume sengathi anithandi noma siyanihlupha, mina umuntu owenzenjalo angiphinde ngimubingelele, ngisho ngabe ubaluleke kanjani sorry bandla
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UBongi ngimbone egibele phezu kwendlu ngambuz a kuthy wenzani wathi ubheka iviki elizayo🙆🙆
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Did u know?
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Umsuzo unaka njengama simba.
so make usuza usuke usinyela yazi
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I called a taxi driver “Dude” and he responded, “ubiza baa ngoDudu wena mhlathi kanyoko?”.
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Ayikho iRelationship Ephumelela njenge Yabantu Ababi — Ave Zijola Kamnandi iy’Nunu
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Whites: Wedding
Invites:150
Attendance: 95
Gifts:150
Broken items: none
Missing items:none
Blacks: Wedding.
Invites: 250
Attendance: 800
Gifts:25
Broken items:25 dinner plates,15 water classes and 14 broken chairs
Missing items: 18 dinner plates, 24 spoons, 27 forks, 23 knives, 25 water glasses, Uncle’s jacket , car charger usb , iPhone , . 😂😂😂😂
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God gave u ishiya elihle wena uyalicwecwa njenge zambane.Ulidweba esiphongweni.Buka manje uwu Minnie usufana nekati.
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Imagine uthi ubize uber uphuma e Hotel le ex yakho kuqamuke indoda yakho e driver leyo morto what r u going to do
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Mina: “Malume, you look worried ‘yazi.”
Malume: “Ngiyabonga mshana, kush’ukuthi ing’phethe kahle le Nivea.”
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somewhere in sathaflika a pedi guy is
Promising a Zulu girl
“nkiso hampa nawe eTepen tjulai yeswa..
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John vuligate ifuna engathi ungaba neAss nyana ngoba asikwazi ukudunuselwa uBhajane
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Umubi ngatsi wehla eshlahleni futsi lenhloko ngatsi istina lebasbhake ngoMhlaba wodwa awukhoni kutsi I love you utsi abangu
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👩 : Bbe ungayidla I pizza eyenziwe yim??
👨 : Yobow bbe
👩 : Ungayiqala ngakuph nje??
👨 : Ngingayiluma
👩 : Uthi uyayiluma ayilumeki
👨 : Ngingayigwinya
👩 : Uthi uyayigwinya ayigwinyeki
👨 : Ngingayiyeka
👩 : Uthi uyayiyeka ayiyekeki
👨 : Mxm!
👩 : Uthi uyangiziba angizibeki
👨 : Fuck!!
👩 : Uthi uyangithuka kanti angiksabi
👨 :😶
👩 : Uthi uyathula kanti umubi
👨 : Cela ungiyeke please
👩 : Uthi uyadabukisa kanti anginandaba
👨 : 😊 OK Sthandwa sam Yima manje
👩 : Uthi uyangmisa kanti ngiqhunyelwe Ama brakes
👨 : Waaa Mxm!!
👩 : Uthi uzama ukuba serious kantii ngbonela u Tom
👨 : 😑
👩 : Ncoow ngyadlala bbe 😊🤗
👨 : Uthi uyangidlalisa kantii I’m not in the mood
👩 : Hau bengdlala nje
👨 : Uthi uyadabukisa kantii ngyabonela u Dora min
👩 : Bbe ngkhulelwe
👨 : Uthi uyangthusa Kant angiksab
👩 : Serious bbe 😑
👨 : Uthi uyadabukisa kanti awukwaz
👩 : Ngkhulelwe ingane kaBhuti wakho
👨 : Uthi uyang…… Whoa ingane ka Bhuti wami??
👩 : Uthi uyangbuza Kant angbuzeki
👨 : Bengdlala min bbe 😑
👩 : Udlala nobani lento echama embhedeni
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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