Hello hrllow Snothova. Kwazisholo umagugwana efuna ukuthi it not over
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Hello hrllow Snothova. Kwazisholo umagugwana efuna ukuthi it not over
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Hleka ways waya😂😂 la uhleka uze usuze 😂😂
Uze uphathwe ikhanda🤯🤯😫amahlaya
Kuphela la
😂😂😂😂💯💯
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Ohk…uphezu kwani vele. What are you on top of?
Eiy Zodwa iyiphi ilanguage oncono kuyona. Awukhuzeki wena.
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Indoda eyayineplazi, yayinezingulube ezinhlanu (5) zensikazi. Yahamba nezingulube izisa kwi-auction, ithe uma ifika yahlangana nomunye umlimi owayezodayisa izingulube ezinhlanu ezingamaduna. “Uma ngifuna zikhwelane lezi zingulube ngingenzanjani?” kubuza indoda enezingulube zensikazi.
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“Singahlangana nje mfwethu halfway, zizokhwelana.” kuphendula lo omunye umlimi.
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“Manje ngizokwazi kanjani ukuthi sezimithi?”
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Aphendule umlimi athi: “Uma sezimithi zizoya otshanini ziyodla, uma zingamithi zizobuyela odakeni.”
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Manje babeqhelelene ngo 120km ngokuhlala, bavumelana ngokuthi bazohlangana halfway nezingulube lezo zizo khwelana. Yagcina ingasazidayisanga izingulube indoda yabuyela nazo emuva. Ngakusasa yalayisha izingulube evenini yahamba, yabuya.
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Ngakusasa izingulube zavele zaqonda odakeni. Wahamba futhi kwaze kwaphela iviki lonke, izingulube zilokhu zibuyela odakeni. Yagcina isikhathele indoda, ngakusasa ekuseni yathi kunkosikazi wayo: “Nkosikazi ngicela ungibhekela ngewindi lezi ngulube ukuthi zikuphi. Zisetshanini noma odakeni?” ibuza indoda izilalele embhedeni.
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Aphendule unkosikazi ebona isimanga ngaphandle, “Vuka baba uzobona! Azikho etshanini futhi azikho nasodakeni, zisevenini enye ingaphambili ishaya ihutha!”
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Sekunzima nokutshela ingane yami ukuthi ngakhula singenawo ugesi, ngoba nayo ivele ithi: “Nami.”
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Umuntu akuxoxele indaba abesethi ungatshenimuntu uchaza ukuthi wena unebhokisi lezindaba yini
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Ex: Why ungawaphenduli ama calls ami?
Me: I dont have airtime!!
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*Matatizo ni nini???*
“`Matatizo ni pale unapokuwa umefika ukweni usiku na haja kubwa ikakubana na hukuwa unajua choo kilipo, ukatoka nje na kujisaidia kwenye majani kumbe ni mboga asubuhi ukasikia mama mkwe anasema kuna mjinga kajisaidia kwenye mboga na kaangusha pochi yake hapohapo haa! Vile unajisachi pochi hamna na kulikuwa na passport,vitambulisho, kadi ya benki, pesa zaidi ya laki 2 na nusu, funguo za nyumba yako,
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Nywe Nywe Nywe… ujola nesangoma.
Kanti sona asiyena yini umuntu. Noma kunezicubi ezingekho.Yake yagulisa bani impepho.
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My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying
“This isn’t working,goodbye” I opened the fridge
and it’s working just fine.
Abafazi abazi lutho ngama fridge mpela.
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TEACHER: Name any animal that lives in water.
KELVIN: Hippopotomas.
TEACHER: Tomas your turn.
TOMAS: Hippopokelvin.😂😂🏃😜
TEACHER: Tomas be normal.
TOMAS: Nguye uqalile
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Imagine after losing a fight then your crush says
“Ngiku bonile ulwa izolo”
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Ujole kahle nomuntu kube kuhle, mhla nihlukana akthuke ngombhede wakho athi umise kwesidleke senyoni😂😂
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Ngithanda a ngisazi
Mhlampe BBY ucobisa I woza woza 😅😆😀😁
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Him:bbe vuka ngikukhaphe
Hay relax bbe angiyindawo
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ONLY BLACK WILL SAY “NI BUSY NIHLELI NITHULE”😂😂
BUSY HUH???😮😮
NXXX AYI NINA
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