Ngyaxolisa Majita
ngokudlisa iTeam 😭
sengivele ngabakhela u
12 room 🏡ekhweni 💔

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Othandekayo Sherpard. yimi ugogo
wakho una Ame ngifuna ukubonga
isifiso owasenzayo sokungidingela
umfana uJJ wokungincedisa
imisebenzi ekhaya.Udubo lwami
ngolokuthi uJJ yisilima
samagalathiya ,buya uzomthatha
umbisele lapho owamthatha
khona.Ngamthuma koDube
ukuyathatha idonki wabuya
elithwele emahlombe ngamtshela
ukuthi ngani uthethe
intambo walibopha labuya
lizihambela yena elidonsa,ngeviki
eyalandelayo ngathi ayethatha
umlenze wenkomo koMaphosa
wabuya lawo ewubophe ngentambo
ewudonsa
enhlabathini,inyama yonke
yagcwala inhlabathi ngathi kuye
ngani ubeyifake ekhanda..Ngamth
uma imajarina esitolo
wabuya eyifake ekhanda khonapho
ilanga litshisa bhe
wancibilika wagelezela ebusweni
ngathi ngani ubefake
esikwameni.Ngasengimthuma
uchago lwenkomo koMagamula
wabethatha uchago lonke ethela
esikhwameni.Ngamthuma
futhi ukuthi ayethenga i2kg
yetshukela waphenduka
engathenganga esithi kulama 1kg
kuphela ,ngathi ngabe
uthenge ama1kg angu2,ngamthuma
njalo ukuthi
angithengele amathenisi ami uSIZE6
wabuya esithi uwaswele
wasethenga oSIZE3 ababili……..
……………ha mzukulu buya
uthathe umuntu wakho kusasa
lokhu!!
Yimi ugogo wakho una Ame!!

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Kushukuthi ngempela uma umuntu othi owakho ahlale eposta izithakazelo ze ex yakhe ube ukhona ei amantombazane 👏

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Ikhwapha liyashefwa lifakwe i roll-on, not i-emoji! Niyezwa?

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Inyama yaseWoolworths ndlela le idura ngayo ngathi inkukhu zalapha zine Matric,

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Umuntu omfishane akumufaneli nj ukuba yiRasta.kuvele kubengathi isihlahla sensango nj

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Abe mubi umuntu uze ufune nokubuza ukuth kubuhlungu yini ukuba mubi

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Ngisacela ukuthatha leli thuba bangani ngihambe nalo. 🙏🏼

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“Ingenile?” Ya.

“Ihleli kahle?” Ya.

“Ayikulimazi?” Ya.

“Uyay’feel(a)?” Ya.

“K’dala uyifuna ne?” Ya.

“Sure ingene kahle?” Ya.

Yoh! Abafana baseSportscene nemibuzo yabo uma ulinganisa i-tekkie.

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Social grant it’s R400
Pampers R280
Formula R300
Yewena Ramaphosa iyashota lemali😂😂😂😂

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1st =Zodwa jali
2nd = Thandi Ngveni
3rd = mvelo gwala
4th = Nomusa Hlabisa

whos next??

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Ufuna umshado kodwa ufaka isisu ephentini👙

Ubani ongavuma ukushada ne Kangaroo

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Umnika Kanjan Umfana Ongasebenzi Inamba Esebenzayo?

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Ningashuthi-ke ukudla namhlanje please, 🤚🏽 ngiyanazi phela nina uma senibona i-mayonnaise.

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Uphuze Istoney 🍷Ube Uhlafuna I Halls🍬 XXX Black Imini Yonke🌄Unyuke Intaba😜 Uyoboleka i Weave🙈Ka Nonjabulo, Udlule Ka Nosihle Uboleke Ama Heal👠 Azo Matcher Ngayo Ingubo 💃Oyithathe Ku Cousin Wakh, Usale Usuzidela😢 Ungene Kwa Qwabe Umashonisa Ufune U R200 💰, Ugoduke Ugeze🛀, Ucele u Sisi Wakho Akugcobise 😌 Izigcobo Zakhe , Ubese Uzitshotsha 🙃 Uziputshuzela ku Plastic Ungene Ekamereni lika Bhuti Wakh🧒 Uyofutha I Perfume “Faaaah Fuuu Faaah” Unyonyobe Uyophuma Nge Gate🤸 Kini Ushiya Awphekile 🍲 , Uyoma Estation Ulinde Imoto🚐 Linethe 🌧️ Izulu☔ Ume Phansi Kwesihlahla🌳… Ithi Isiqhamuka Imoto 🚐 Kungene I Call 📞 ( 📲 UNGABE USEZA SEKUFIKE UMAKA BOY👶)

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