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Inhliziyo Yami Ibuhlungu 💔 Sengathi Ingquza Yengane YaseMlazi
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Mina: “Sawubona bhuti, ngisacela ukubuza ukuthi angakuphi amatekisi aya eThekwini?”
Taxi Driver: “Weeee Jabulani! Ikhona inyama yenhloko kuMaMkhize namhlanje?”
Mina: 🚶🏽
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Ayikho indoda engenaso ISdudla sayo 🥰👌
But ngeke uthi uvuka nje ekuseni😳 usudla idombolo
Uyawudinga u 2slice nyana nje 🤞 wokuthiba Indlala 🤷♂️
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Lowo mzuzu ongixakayo, izivakashi seziyavalelisa. Two hours later basavalelisa. 🙄
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Ngisacela ukubuza kula majita alala ngeskhindi sebhola, sithini i-score?
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In my life ngifuna isdudla ngoba indlu yami ayina curtain,
ngenzela uma eselele ngivale window
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Uuyise umbali e zoo abone I tiger umve atsi ha bby jungle oat engaka
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Uyazi ukuthi noma ungazibhuquza kanjani phansi,
if umuntu engakufuni akakufuni.
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Mfazi ,mfazi ngompako
The rest kebafana banyaupe
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Zim girls will never tell you that you’re handsome you hear _
* Yo”Face yoh uthanda mantombazane .”*
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Scoko siyancinca Lena sbali ibuya embabane
Lapha wena scoko nambhokane
Ngingumfati ngisebenta nalabanye bafati manje
Ngevelentine bangigabatisela lentinto
Labatsengelwe madvodza abo
Leyami indvodza nangiyicela kutsi ingitsengele something for valentine itsi yona
Inemali yokulima emabhontjisi
Manje majalamadzala ngibuta kutsi lendzodza iyangitsandza yini
Mbokane: lalela make indvodza yakho iyakutsandza ngobe lokwe valentine kwelilanga linye kani
Emabhontjisi nitawudla umnyaka wonke
Nale emsebentini uma bakhipha me tipho (gifts)
For valentine ukhiphe lamabhintjisi ( beans)
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Ube sho kutsi today uyolala ugonile
Ube usho Slende
Siyoke sibone kutsi matsambo ake aba warm yini na 😆
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Ngisanda kuthumela R50 e-Wallet kumama wengane yami.
Bafowethu asondleni izingane zethu!
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Ngifunza abantu abaSingle ☺ amaDoritoz ngeValentine day 🌹
SMS “HLOFU” to 31314
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Ungayithandazisi ingane ngenkani
uNyaa 9yrs ucelwa ukuba athandazele ukudla kwantambama kukhona namavisitor
“Nkosi nkulunkulu mdali womhlaba naku langikhona ngicela baba ungibuyisele ikhaya lami.
La ekhaya nkosi angisasuthi ngenxa yalezingane zo anti ezigcwele la kithi azidli mdali ungathi ukudla ziyaqala ukukubona amatoyizi ami aphuke wonke ngicela nkosi ukhulule izinyawo zabo bakwazi ukuya emakubo ngingakazaci
Ngithandazela nomama nkosi ake ahlukane nalemkhuba ayenza nobaba weposi embhedeni kababa,nobaba naye ngiyacela nkosi umenze abone ukuthi lento ayenza nalomfelokazi umaGcwensa ayilungile ngoba kwamali yeskole ayikhokhiwe uyidla nalomama ozilile.
Siza nkosi b4 ngiba istreet kid Amen wathi eqeda unina wayesequlekile uyise engasabonwa
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