Yimpilo bani le…
The lawyer hopes u get in trouble, The doctor hopes u fall sick,
The police hopes u become a criminal,
The ticha hopes u r born stupid,
The coffin maker wants u dead,
ONLY the thief wishes u prosperity in lyf so that he can steal. It’s WORLD’S THIEVES DAY, send 2 any thief u know …!!!

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Mbali : Babe where is the remote?
Mlungisi : Kaizer Chiefs
Mbali : Where?
Mlungisi : On top of the table😂😂😂😂😂

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Usathi ushaya inyoka kuvele kuhambe ugesi endlini uyizwe ihleka😀

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We all hv that kind friend who drink 2 beers nd be like
“Unga worry ntwana angeke bakwenze nix”

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Kulonyaka ngihamba nohambayo ongahambi yasala ngikhathele manje,
so ungazibambezeli

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uSomatekisi ugibeza uGogo babebabili etaxin kukanti usomatekisi ufuna ukubhema manje unqena ngoba abanye abantu abazwani logwayi bese ebuza umfana “Gogo uyawusaba yini ugwayi? azithulele uGogo aphinde futhi “Gogo uyawusaba yini ugwayi?ambuke uGogo bese ebuza “nibangaki ngakini mzukulu”aphendule umfana sibangu2″athi uGogo “ngunyoko osaba ugwayi mina nginabantwana abangu9”

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Umuntu😘 akucabuze akuphe i kiss ngathi ukhotha😋 i cover ye danone yoghurt

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Otla swenkela ke ngwanyana wa meno
ao tlhakatlhakana nkare Sunday kos

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Thabo:vuka ngik’khaphe
Nelly:at ngawar sengbatjelile endlin kuthi ngzobabona Month end…

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Ubuhle bendoda zinkomo zayo –
beautiful man is the cow

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90’s: My Neighbor Has A Black Cat.. 🐈
2000’s: Mangithi Ntlaaa……!😨 Nayi Black Panther Yaka Makhelwane.

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Mhlaka 31 December, 11:59, 5, 4, 3, …….
Uvele uphiswe ukbhosha into eLA ⌚ 🚑🚔🚦
😂😂😂😂

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Ukhona kodwa umndeni oseke waya kohlola kwafike kwathiwa: “Hhayi, amadlozi ahleli kahle, futhi asuthi,
nina nje nixakwe izinkinga zomhlaba.”?

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URamaphosa Wenu selokhu aba uPresident
akaze aphose Ngisho Eyodwa iRama

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Isimanga engisibone etekisini namhlanje angisoze ngasilibala! Kush’ukuthi besigibele nalo sisi, ehamba nalo guy, mina bengihleli eduze kwabo. Esikhaleni nje singazelele, lo sisi avele aqaqe amakinobho e-shirt lakhe kuvele u-bra. Awukhuphule kuvele ibele, lo guy ahamba naye wavele wancela khona lapho! 😲 😲

Bebengenandaba ukuthi sonke siyababuka la etekisini. Le nto yabo iqhubekile isikhathi esingango-5 minutes. Lo sisi cishe uneminyaka engu-27, lo guy abehamba naye cishe uno-3 or 4 months uma ngicabanga. 😐

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