Kanti vele kwenzeka njani ukuthi umuntu ezivelela eZim esehlala eHillbrow umuzwe esesithi: “efletini lami”, uyabe eselithenge malini or eseliphiwe ngubani?

A doctor decided to take a day off and he told
Mandla to be in charge
Doctor: how many patients you treated?
Mandla: Three patients Doc
Doctor: gud what was their problems?
Mandla: The first one had a headache so i gave her
Panado
Doctor: Thats gud man..
Mandla: The second one had a Stomach ache i gave
him Flagyl
Doctor: Wow wow wow gud
Mandla: The Third one was a lady who came and
remove all the clothes including panties and bra.She
went on the bed and spread her legs and she told
me she has not seen a man for 5 years
Doctor: ohhhh my gosh what did you do to her?
Mandla: Smiling…… :)simple doctor i gave her eye
drops…so that she can see.
Doctor: waloywaa luhlanya

When You Swallow Your Pride And Text First Then You Get Blue Ticked And You Hear Your Pride Saying “Yah I Told You Uyaphapha”

Let’s just say to like your own picture …. is the same as ndimnandi’ndingedwa (masturbating)

End of story

Ladies, indoda engasebenziyo uyinika kanjani iNumber esebenzayo?
What happened to merit kanti.?

Lolz Love ths one😂😂😂
Joke by Nonhle Snothando Marawhy
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Convo between senzo n cashier
Cashier: bhuti your card has been declined😒

Senzo:manje umemezela uban nezinywele kwangathi impepho

After S** feedback from different Ladies.
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– American lady: Thanks sweetheart, that was awesome
– UK lady: I’m so grateful honey, that was great
– India lady: Oh thank u very much, I love you
– Mzansi lady: So, o reng ka tshelete ya Moriri ????ngeke udle mahhala

Ukuba i stepfather sekusegazini angisabuzi nokuth unayo yin ingane