Chiwengwa: Ekuhle ngekhaya
Tshuma: Ngubani ?
Chiwengwa: Vice President, Deputy Comander of Defence Force,Minister of War Vets , Retired General, Cde Constantino Guvheya Dominic Nyikadzino Chiwenga, singene.
Tshuma : liyangena ngaphi ngobunengi benu lobo 😭😭😭😭 hlalani phandle

Waiting for pregnancy test result nd u keep singing silence
“Jehova retsepile wena” as
if u hv forgotten Omunye phez komunye

Phela uma uphiwe u-lift, musa ukulokhu umemeza abantu ngewindi, iyawudla u-petrol leyo nto.

Uma engakufoneli ngisho edakiwe, nami angazi mtase, angazi ngempela. 😐

Kulo nyaka akukho muntu oyothwasa, akhona ama ARVs ema-clinic.

Ma-2000, aniwakhumbuli nje la maxoki uma esethi: “Umsindo wenu ngiwuzwa ngile e-staff room!” 😏

(Phone call)

GLORIA: “Ingane ikhalela ibhayisikili.”
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MDELWA: “Nikuphi?”
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GLORIA: “Sise-Shoprite.”
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MDELWA: “Sukani phela ngakumathoyizi, iyani ngale ngakuma-braai pack!”