Ngifuna ukubhala T-shirt yami 👕 ukuthi: “Ngeke ube um🔜 njenge-family.” Bese ngiyifaka uma kunomsebenzi
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Me : sawubon gogo
Gogo : yebo
Me :ukhona zinhle
Gogo: yebo ukhona (amemeza) zinhle vela
Me: zinhle unayo lencwadi lethi im here 2 see u
Zinhle :no nginale ethi ” im buzy”
Me : lena ethi ‘whn must i come back ?’
Zinhle : kunale ethi “8:30mp
Gogo: awuyifun le ethi” do you think i’m stupid wena mfana”
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LITHE IPHOYISA MANGINGAMKHIPHI UMBULALI NGIZOWKHOMBA UMUZI ONOTSHWALA ….NGAJABULA KE KAMAKHELWANE KUZOHLATSHWA NGZOLIKHOMBISA KHONA..
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Lento yakho yokuthi wonke umathandana ongena kuwona ufuna ukuba u mam.Awuke ungene ngegiya eliphezulu nje ufike ube iPrincipal.
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Usatsi uhlala phansi Ku relationship
Afike umnikati we stulo 😀😁😂😃
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Cashier : Plastic?😊
Her : Sihamba nge BMW leh Red futsi
Papa uytsenge Cash🙆♂️😩😹
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Ngabe kade ngashada mina, inkinga ngiyasebenza ngama-weekend.
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Short people please stop being dramatic y limbatha ingubo khona kuledish towel
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Kuthiwa abantu aba left handed nxa bephenduka
belele bayavuka baphume phandle
abuye eselala ngomunye umhlubulo.
How far true?
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nami sengyakwaz ukuhlala esihlalwen somoya
kwaysholo ntombazane yakwa Nongoma isikwaz kushaya ivosho
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Otla swenkela ke ngwanyana wa meno
ao tlhakatlhakana nkare Sunday kos
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Wellcome to the Bible:
Yini kodwa lento kaMaria yokuthandala noJosefa kodwa akhuleliswe nguMoya ongcwele bese ezala iNdodana kaDavide?
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Umphuzise umngane wakho adakwe umuzwe esethi
yabona mfethu Mina la emhlabeni angina umngane
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Me: searching on Google how to bath in 2 minutes
Google: hambo buza abantu bakwa Mkhize, Mthethwa nabakw Dube
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Ngifonelwa ithisha uthi ingane Tami imudelelile manje uyayixosha ngibuze yenzeni, athi:
Thisha: Sihle ulaleleni eklasini Lami
Sihle: Ngilale wena menu
Thisha : iyadleka wena ngane uthi ulalele mina
Sihle: Angithi uyafundisa menu kanti kumele ngenze njani, ngingakulaleli?
YEHENI ISIZULU
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Walala eTaxin uPregnant sikhipha umtwana
siyomthengisela uMrekza no Lucy
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