Niqeda ukuqabulana nino muntu wakho
Girl:baby ushiye ushephisi emlomeni wam🤨🤨🤔🤔
Boy:No,bby akusiwona ushiphisi ngineflu🤣🤣😂😂😅😅🤣🤣😂😂
What is that if u think?? 🤣😂😅😅🤣🤣😁
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Zihlobo ezinhle linjani ma kulomuntu owadobha I suitcase eyi Navy blue iqinile nje ilithambo ngo Dec yawiswa yimota eyayithwele isidumbu yawela endaweni zase Maphisa kodwa akwazakali kukuphi yayingabhalwanga I Gama ngeyomufi owayethwelwe manje kunzima umufi uyapoka sesizame yonke into ukuthi angapoki ufuna impahla zakhe siyacela owayidobhayo atshaye ucingo kule number 002363777373900 siyacela mpela awutshontshanga wadobha kodwa loba usizigqokile ziqoqe lezo zinto uzifake esuitcasin ziphindele kumnikazi uyasihlupha ubona sesibhala nje kunzima ngoba uzagcina esehlupha wena mazidobha siyacela ma wadobha tshaya ucingo I suitcase ngeyase St Joseph siyabonga yithi abakibo ka Mufi uqoqe konke okwakuphakathi uphindisele into zomufi Siyabonga
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Islender uma kuyubusika sibanda engathi insimbi yetende
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Seen means..
S-seksen nguwe😴
E-emini nguwe😴
E-Ebsku nguwe😴
N-ngidziniwe nguwe👐
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Sekunzima nokutshela ingane yami ukuthi ngakhula singenawo ugesi, ngoba nayo ivele ithi: “Nami.”
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Noma ngabe kushube kanjani bra wami, ungahlali estolo.
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Uyazi I’m worried. Imagine sleeping with a senior citizen, a pension payout beneficiary.Ngoba ngithi ngifuna ukuba NEMALI ENINGI, UGogie pho!!!
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Me: Umuhle
Her: Thanks
Me: Ngiyabuza
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Mina ngo 67min kaMandela day nakhu engizimisele ngukukwenza:
1.Ngizolungisa indlu yegagu, kunini yanetha bakwethu?
2.Ngizosiza Izimbila njengoba zizobe zithutha I’m sure zizobe zisindwa.
3.Ngzohamba ngiyolanda lendoda eyashaya uNomathemba ngifuna ichaze yayishayelani ingane.
4.Ngizobheka leliPhela elaluma uNano eyoboleka uphondo.
5.Ngizothenga leskhathi esadliwa yinja.
6.Ngizonikeza ijuba imali yokugibela mase beyolichutha phambili,lingafiki selikhathele.
7.Ngizothengela ikati umbhede,kunini lalala eziko sekuyazwela manje.
8.Ngizobe ngipholisa amaseko.
9.Ngizonicelela ukubona uDriver wakaKhumbul’ekhaya.
10.Ngizohamba ngiyobheka lomuzi onotshwala okuhlezi kuthiwa uzokhonjwa.
11.Ngizosula utshwala obugayiwe njengoba kuthiwa buchitheka bugayiwe.
12.Ngizofuna umuntu esohlangana naye eskhaleni kwaNtombela.
13.Ngizomanzisa imbhenge ukuze abazoyikhatha bangagqilazeki ngokuyikhotha yomile.
14.Ngzohamba ngiyobheka amagwababa lapho achobanela khona.
15.Ngizohamba ngiyosiza amagwababa echobana I’m sure khona eselikhathele.
Yikho engizokwenza ngosuku lokuzalwa kukaTata Mandela.
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Zulu jokes Quote of the day uthi usanyonyoba nesdudla usikhupha kwakho uzwe uma wakho ethi uyisaphi le fridge yami
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Igama lefone kuthiwa iHuawei akuyona iHawaii, igama elithi RIP lisho uRest in Peace not Ramaphosa is Pregnant
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•Her: Jason sengiyahamba bbe
•Me: Khona ama Topper aseFrijin, khipha awu2 ukhothe uCream bese uwabuyisele khona
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Ngidayisa izinkukhu njalo, uyikhomba emini uyithole ebusuku.
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Umsindo engiwufice kwaZwane, ugogo wakhona ngathi ushidabe nge-statement sikaSne.
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U Zenzo ngena e police station emanzi teeeee
Police ,,,,,yeyi baba wangena uthwele amehlo👀 sokutheni?
Zenzo ,,,,, ngifuna u msebenzi
Police,,,,, yeyi baba asila msebenzi lapha mbani othe kulomsebenzi ?
Zenzo,,,,,, ngibone I phepha elilifake e zitolo elithi ((man wanted for rape )) ngingawenza umsebenzi lowo
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Akelisho, lezingane zeSkole zango 1976 beziyaphi eSkoleni kwiholiday?
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