Sorry wena ofundayo
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Mbobo yokubhosha
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some girls baryt kuma selfies not ama full pics…
ezi fish ezi!!!
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Did you know that in every WhatsApp group there are these characters
👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
I. Amawuwu🐞🐞🐞🐞- laba ngababhowa ukubabona be-typer.
2. Impukane 🐜🐜🐜🐜- Balomsindo,abathuli….,ubingelela njalonje,morning morning. …
3. Impethu🐛🐛🐛🐛- ungambona etyper, wobakwazi yi nonsense yodwa ebhalwayo,uhlalengotshingayo-normally sends boring chats without respondents.
4. Ofudu🐢🐢🐢- laba yibo abahlekiswa yi-joke yayizolo ekuseni, yilaba abafowada indaba zelast week or last year ebesethi nginikani izando zami.
5. Ingulube🐖🐖🐖- laba ke yibo o-‘kikikikiki’ akula abakubhalayo okulengqondo.
6. Amagundwane🐀🐀🐀🐁- laba ngabangafuni ukuthi abanye bechaze umphakathi wegroup,uyahlohlela eyakhe ijoke eyakho ingakahlekwa.
7. Omalandelela🐾🐾- laba ngabamelela ukuthi abanye beqale becommente then labo sebelandela khonapho-Yibo oAmen🙏
8.Amaxoxo🐸🐸🐸- laba bayabhowa, baposta kanye ngenyanga.Ulast seen wabo ngowelast month.
9. Impankwa 🦎🦎- laba ngabakhatheleyo nje-2 minutes sephumile egrupini,2minutes later secela ukubiselwa.
10. Ubunyonyo🐜🐜🐜- laba ngama P.H.D (Permanent Home Dweller)bahlala besegrupini.Always on line, akula okubakhuthayo and akula abanga-commenti ngakho.
11. Izipoki👻- laba benza ingani abakho vele, okwabo yikubala kuphela okupostwe ngabanye,abayenzi even u’kikikikiki’ .Babona igroup njengeLibrary.
12. Ama bhoza 🤴🏾👸🏽👨🏽👨🏽👨🏽💻👩🏽👩🏽👩🏽💻ngama group administrators bahlezi beqaphele sonke isimo kuma groups 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🙏🏽
Ngabe wena ume kuphi lapho
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Lento yokudweba ishiya kwabesimame ingathithi inabantu bayo nje..
omunye kuvele kube ngathi kuhlezi umnenke nje😕
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Ubani ofuna siSign(e) nayo iContract
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Contract YoCansi
Lokhu kuqinisekisa ukuthi mina (Igama),___________ njengoba ngisayinile ngezansi (Ozobhejwa) ngiyazibophezela futhi ngiyathanda ukubhejwa wu (Igama)___________________________________(Imbebhi).
Ngiyaqinisekisa ukuthi iminyaka yami yobudala iyangivumela ukuthi sengingadliwa, ngijabulele ubumnandi bokuba nesinene engasiphiwa nguMdali. Nginesiqiniseko sokuthi angidakiwe wutshwala futhi akangidakiswanga ngasidakamizwa ngiyimina ngiphelele nomqondo wami, futhi sengiqhanyelwe ngiyafa, ngilangazelele lolu holokoqo lo mthondo ozongena ezibilini zenkomo yami. Ngiyaqinisekisa nokuthi umzuliswano ngamunye ngowemvume yami. Ngiyasho bakithi ukuthi imbebhi yami * ayisebenzisanga sihluku * ayingisabisanga ngalutho * ayingiphoqanga, * futhi ayingithembisanga lutho ukuze ngiyibhebhise. Ukwengenza nje, imbebhi yami * angiyesabi nakancane * futhi angilindele mshado kuyona. Angikucacise ukuthi; sizobhebhana nje angimazi noma ushadile yini futhi anginandaba. Njengoba ezongibhebha nje angihuqi buthongo futhi angidakiwe kodwa ngibhejwa ngoba ngithanda futhi angangibhebha kangangokuthanda kwakhe, kuphela nje ngemvume yami. Uma engibhebhe ngeneliseka njengoba ngilindele, ngiyamvumela kusemanje ukuthi aphinde angihlabe nginabe ngenele ngesikhathi esoshiwo nguyena futhi nami uma ngifisa. Ukwengeza nje angisoze ngaba wufakazi kumbe ngime ebhokisini lenkantolo ngethule ubufakazi obucindezela yena, kumbe ngifake icala lokuthi ungidle ngenkani ngingafuni, noma ngabe ngiyamitha, ngithola isifo socansi, kumbe ngibona ukuthi wephule amalungelo athize ami, noma ngabe yini esizoyenza manje ngiyayithanda futhi ngiyayemukela. Ngisayine nginqunu ngaphambi kokugxumela embhedeni sikususe lokho_________ (Usuku)_____________(Inyanga nonyaka). Sayina Mbhejwa: ______________________ Usuku lokuzalwa : __________________ Usuku obhejwe ngalo:____________________
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Dear future Bae
When I’m online and not talking to u it means
I’m talking to my uncles about iLobola so ngaphazamisi tuu
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Haiybo, Ladies
Utholwa abanjani lo beer ose glasin enihlezi nehla nenyuka nawo ema clinic🤔😂😂😂😂
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UNyaa waya lapho kunamantombazane
adayisa ngomzimba eyothenga.
Wafike wathi yena ucela eHIV positive.
Bambuza ukuthi yinindaba.
Wathi ufuna imthelele,
yena uzothelela uanti osebenza ekhaya,
uanti athelele ubaba wakhe,
ubaba athelele umama,
umama uzothelela indoda eletha ubisi.
Yiyona kanye lendoda ayifunayo ngoba
ishayise ibhaysikili lakhe yangaxolisa.
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Those who say: “okusalayo lizayehlukana kuphela” should be included in your wedding programme as , ‘okhulumela abathakathi’😂
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You?ll never know who your friends are? till you stumble and fall. And till you feel his hands on your shoulder as he says, ?Yan tatanga-tanga kasi?.
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Usunayo yin imali kaMalume kusasa noma kuzondiza iGown ePink engaboshiwe usuyochaza?
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Seqedile ukubhala
sephuma ethi uhambisa
i assignment
Kant uyolahla
umlenze😂😂😂😂
Yaz Nizofa
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Masepa Is Everything In South Africa….
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You’re Beautiful – O Etsa Masepa..
You’re Ugly – O Bifile Masepa…
Bad Person – O Masepa A Motho…
You’re Great – O Masepa…
Don’t Want Apologies – Sorry Ya Masepa…
Talk Crap – O Bolela Masepa….
Driving A Nice Machine – Transi Ya Daiman E Masepa…
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Nou ke sure O Tshega Masepa😄
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Qaphela la uma umuntu umthumelela umyalezo ngefoni awufunde angaphenduli akayedwa lowo muntu ukhona oseduze kwakhe amsabayo qiniso lelo
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These days relationships are about sex meke nje yakvakashela intombazane wayibukisa ama movie nashaya ilunch emnandi then kiss kancane bese uyomgibelisa zobona ngaye esegijima kubangani bakhe
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” Waze wathithiza umfana nywee nyweeee istabane”
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You cant even have 1round bese uyalala noma ukhathele kmele uphaphame ubsuku bonke ulibele ufenda ngoba if you dont she’ll jump to other guys athi uyabheda
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Girls are Dogs,what happend to love? They think every thing is about sex,lets cuddle,watch movies,have pillow fights,take walks eBeach…..love us girls please dont see us as sex toys
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Kazi ubani owathi uma lina kubanda kumele kwenziwe umkhuba,Pls col bonanini,Pls col ukephi, Im frezing.Pls col ngiyeza.Hlala kini umbathe,akanangubo yini loh?
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