Shortest conversation I have ever had with a woman:
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Me: Ithin iNumber yakho
Her : Ayisho lutho, why?
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Ube mubi uze ungakhonkothwa nayinja.
A dog thinking ay uzongidla phela lomuntu.
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Her : Yoooh Ungigcokele Kahle yaz😍
Him : Angigcokelanga Wena
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Adakwe uMakoti💃 🍷emncimbini.Abambe uBabezala ekhanda, ambuze:”Usudlile wena mpandlana?”👴🏾
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Yeyi maan,beningasiyeki ngani sbulalane,
kusho uDlamini bemlamulela kade ekinywa umakhwapheni esekweqe namehlo.
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Uma unentombi eyodwa beka isandla esifubeni sakho uthi “Mina ngiyslima”
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Seqedile ukubhala
sephuma ethi uhambisa
i assignment
Kant uyolahla
umlenze😂😂😂😂
Yaz Nizofa
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Mara uyayazi interview yakwi company eserious?
Uthi usahlezi uzwe bekubiza igama lakho kuspeaker esiphezulu odongeni.
Uthi usathukile ungazi uqondephi, kufike uReceptionist athi “follow me”, akubonise ilift, angene nawe akupress’ele, uzwe kunyakaza izihlathi imizuzwana, ifike uzwe “Twiiiing”, ivuleke ubone umnyango omkhulu weglass, usadidekile ukuthi kungenwaphi uvele uvuleke Automatically, uthuke ucitshe umelwe umoya, wehlise izandla slow ukuze ungajumpisi. Uthi ungena ubone itafula ligcwele iroom,
Kulo kuhleli, abelungu abathathu lamaNdiya amabili lomuntu omnyama oyedwa wesfazane ofake izibuko.
Bavele bathi “You may take a seat”.
Umlungu akubuke besethi “tell us about yourself” wena ngalowomzuzu uyajuluka. Bathi “calm down and take a deep breath”
Uthi uphendula ngeEnglish, uvele uthi “Is thanks to see you”
Uzenze serious, uphume amafinyela abe iballoon, uthi usazihlekisa uvele ugxoze indenda, uthi uyazesula usuze……..
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Ubani onale movie yendoda egqoke i-jacket emnyama ephethe isbhamu?
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Uma ugogo wakho engakubuzi ukuthi usudlile yini njalo uma umtshela uthi usuyahamba, awunagogo uzihlalele.
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UMaMkhize wathosela uGumede iqanda.
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Gumede: “Ngithanda elibhoyiliwe iqanda.”
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MaMkhize: “Uxolo Qwabe.”
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Ngakusasa amenzele iqanda elibhoyiliwe.
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Gumede: “Ngithanda elithosiwe iqanda mina.”
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MaMkhize: “Ngiyaxolisa Mnguni.”
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Ngakusasa uMaMkhize abhoyile elilodwa, athose elilodwa bese enika umyeni wakhe.
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Gumede: “Bekufanele uthose leli, bese ubhoyila leli.”
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Nywe Nywe Nywe… ujola nesangoma.
Kanti sona asiyena yini umuntu. Noma kunezicubi ezingekho.Yake yagulisa bani impepho.
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“Kusamele sihlangane nje kungenalutho”
Kusho I-family yakho ikhohlisana nomngcwabo.
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Umunt umgcine eshaya ivosho dukuduku akasavuki muthi ubhekisa ikhanda phans kant uphindisela ibele ku Bra ey december!!
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Kumnandi ukuba home alone buka nje ngi wash izitsha nge mop
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iThuso Phala Ayikhethile Kuthi uyenza Kanjani as long Uzoqhaqhazela nje
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