BEN’GSE POLICE STATION yakwaMASHU
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AKEKHO NGEMPELA NJE U MONDLI
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Ngibone nje uKompela ayovula iqala
What happened to Chiefs i rape’we yin coz ngizwe bakhuluma ngokdliwa ?
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Sengathi manje kungafika isifo 🌪esizophoqa ukuthi umuntu nomuntu ahlale nobaba wengane yakhe🤣🤣🤣
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Relationship in ICU
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Her :hey babe🌹
Him :hi
Her : are you busy?
Him :yes!!
Her :busy ngani
Him :um watching Ukhozi FM….
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Malume first time chatting on Facebook…
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Malume :Hello nephew
Tebza :Heita Malume
Malume :Hello nephew, can u hear me?
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Yazi angimazi mina ugogo wami ukuthi uneminyaka emingaki.ngoba njalo uma ngimbuza uvele athi amashumi amanti nanti
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Plz dnt laugh aln pass it to de others
IZIMPENDULO UTITSHA AZITHOLE
KUBAFUNDI:
1.Umuntu onesisu esikhulu = STOMACH OUT
2. Umuntu omude = LONG DISTANCE
3.Umuntu ohamba nge wheelchair = CHAIRPERSON
4.Ongenazandla = VEST
5. Onekhanda elikhulu = HEADMASTER
6. Ozacile= CD or SKINNY JEAN
7. Obuya emendweni= RETURN SOLDIER
8. Ongenamoto = JOHNY WALKER
9. Okhuluma kakhulu = BLUETOOTH
10. Okhuluma kancane = SPEAKOUT
11. Othandana nabantu abaningi = QUANTUM
12. Onesishwapha = HATCHBACK
13. Onezinqa ezinkulu = PAKISTAN
14. Omubi = HORROR
15. Onamadlebe amakhulu = SATELITE DISH
16. Owesifazane ongalotsholwanga ohlala nendoda = IVOLONTIYA
17. Umuntu omfishane= FULL STOP.😄😄😂hlekisa nabanye.
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EY mngani uyitholile I massage yam!?
Usho yiphy? Ohhh Lee othe ufuna 500😌
Yha
Ahh zange ngiyibone
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Ngithi mina kusasa ekseni ngo09h00 ngyamPoster umuntu wam alibhubhe melibhubha ngikhathele 😜😜😜😜🤣🤣🤣💃💃💃💃
Ngcela nibeReady ezweni….
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Uzwe umuntu ethi ama-post akho akafani nawe.
Hau, kanti izingane zami yini lawo ma-post.
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Zulu girls can easily dump u for not having foreskin n be like:LENYAMA IYASHODA
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Umuntu umtshele kahle ukuthi akacuphe alarm la 5 yena acuphe u4 aqale Akubhebhe 😫
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Kodwa abasakugezi ngani?”
Kubuza mina ngihlangana nengane yami estolo ngoDisemba. 😐
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I TV angiyibuki nje mina, ngicikwa ukubuka abantu besemsebenzini bebhala imali mina ngilibele ukuqhetha kusofa.
Abadlali bebhola bona izinyawo zabo zibakhela ama million, mina ezami ezokuhamba.
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Udakwe nendoda yakho🍻
Uyizwe ithi”ubongzamela umuntu oryt phela”😫😭😹💔
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Umbona nge profile picture eyu Half ukuthi lo !
Unomzimba omise okwa green pepper
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Okwenziwe yi-breadwinner yasekhaya izolo ngiyokuxoxela amagwababa echobana, ingene ne-heater ekamelweni layo yathi thina sokotha umlilo weBig Nuz.
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