“Bharakwana, Bharakwana!”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Isibhedlel’esikhulu!”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Sasiza uNgidi.”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Ephuk’umlenze.”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Sasidlal’umadl’i-atchar.”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Ngaphansi kombhede.”

*clap, clap, clap*

(Qhubeka)

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Sibadala for meeting up emakhoneni. If you wanna get to know me, let’s go to a certain restaurant. Ungikhohlise while ngihlafuna ama-ribs at least

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Yeyi maan,beningasiyeki ngani sbulalane,
kusho uDlamini bemlamulela kade ekinywa umakhwapheni esekweqe namehlo.

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I wonder iEX yami ipoka ikuphi?
Phela wayethe she can’t live without me.

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Zulu interpret ~sleep :lala – – – – -sleep here:lalala – – – sleep there: lalelale – – – – 😜😜

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Girls, xolisani kulabo sisi enizibiza ngabo uma nishelwa.

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Ayive iSexy intombazane esaba igundane🐁,
Haiyi lena evele ithi: “Baby dlokodla ngalapho mina ngizovimba ngala.

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Ngamfundisa uKiss💏 Uphi manje💔😭……Sekaqabula💋 abanye ngespiliyoni sami😭😭

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Caroly: They catch me male Cow

Me : What 😮

Caroly: They Catch Me Bull

Me: khuluma isiZulu Tuu😏

Caroly: Bang’bambe inkunzi hau Charlie

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Zithi intombi zamaZulu uma wenza ucansi kumele ujuluke ,
uma ngajulukanga ngu(Hide&sick)masicashelane

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Njengoba izinsuku onyaken ziwu 365 angkholwa nje ukuth sonke la sigeza 365 days… Mina nani bangani sishaya la ko 120 days ngonyaka

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Kanti vele kwenzeka njani ukuthi umuntu ezivelela eZim esehlala eHillbrow umuzwe esesithi: “efletini lami”, uyabe eselithenge malini or eseliphiwe ngubani?

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White : driver slow down
Blacks: awu nkosi bengithi ngigibela itaxi eya ethekwini, manje ngyabona ukuthi le iya straight ezulwini

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Phone call:”Sure boss nayi lenja ngigibele nayo la taxin…ngitoydubula nayehla”
AZANGE SEHLE SONKE KULEYO TAXI.

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Sekunzima nokutshela ingane yami ukuthi ngakhula singenawo ugesi, ngoba nayo ivele ithi: “Nami.”

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