Ufuna indoda enemoto 🚗 😏 kodwa ubaba wakho yamhlula ngo-1960 isengu-R2.

What if ezululwini udla imali yakho yomnikelo? 😯 yazi abanye bazo lamba 😂 Ngiya e sontweni mina Sunday

1. Ungakujwayeli ukukhansela izinhlelo ngokusebenzisa i-SMS okukanye ama-ama-instant messaging services.
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2. Uma uzithola umile usubuka ama-street performers noma yikuphi, ubophosa phela okuncane (noma u-R2 nje).
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3. Uma utshelwe imfihlo, uyigcine.
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4. Uma ukwazi ukwenza something, akusho ukuthi yenza, zithobe.
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5. Uma uzovakasha, bazise labo ozobavakashela.
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6. Ukuxhawula kungcono kabi kune-autograph.
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7. Uma unabangani abasha, ungakhulumi ngabangani bakho abadala.
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8. Awuzikhetheli igama lesidlaliso (nickname).
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9. Uma ushada umuntu, khumbula ukuthi ushada nomndeni wakhe wonke.
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10. Ungalokothi ubuze umuntu wesifazane ukuthi ngabe ukhulelwe yini.
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11. Ngosuku lwakho lokuzalwa, yiba nesikhathi nomama wakho, okukanye umfonele. Ngusuku lwakhe olukhulu naye.
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12. Uma uvula isipho/izipho, khumbula ukuthi akekho othanda umuntu oqagela ashaye emhlolweni.
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13. Uma usulidlulisile iphuzu obufuna ukulicacisa, yekela ukukhuluma.
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14. Vuma uma usephutheni.
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15. Uma ucele ukusiza, ungayeki uma umsebenzi ungakapheli.
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16. Mbuke emehlweni umuntu uma ubonga, okushoyo akuphume ngaphakathi kuwena.
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17. Ungaphenduli umakhalekhukhwini uma nihleli kwi-dinner table.
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18. Zifundise ukuzixolela wena ngamaphutha akho.
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19. Yazi okungenani ihlaya elilodwa okuthi njalo uma ulixoxa liqhephule wonke umuntu ngohleko.
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20. At least funda ukupheka that one good meal.
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21. Funda ukushayela imoto ka-manual.
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22. Akukho okubi ngokuya kwi-movie theatre uhamba wedwana.
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23. Funda ukubamba ulaka lwakho.
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24. Yazi usayizi wezimpahla zomuntu wakho.
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25. Funda ukuba yi-good listener, hhayi ukulinda nje ithuba lokuthi nawe ukhulume.
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26. Uma wenze isethembiso, sifeze.
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27. Uma kungukuthi usafunda, ubozejwayeza ukuhlala phambili. Soon uzohluka kwabanye, hleze nezinga lokuphasa likhuphuke.
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28. Uphathele umama wakho imithwalo, naye wakuthwala izinyanga ezinti *ephakamisa iminwe eminti*.
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29. Uyibekezelele i-airport security, benza umsebenzi wabo.
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30. Akungakhuzwa wena ngomsindo during a movie.
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31. Khumbula, izinsizwa/izintombi zithanda umuntu ogezayo.
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32. Uyilokhu okwenzayo, hhayi lokhu abakushoyo.
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33. Funda ukushintsha ithayi lemoto, ungabi u-cheeseboy kumbe i-slay queen.
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34. Uboke uhlale nje nogogo nomkhulu, lukhulu ongalufunda kubo.
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35. Ungalahli ngewindi emotweni, faka esikhwameni uze uthole indawo ebekelwe ukulahla udoti.
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36. Uma unosisi/bhuti wakho, zama ukwazi i-boyfriend/girlfriend yakhe. Sometimes your opinion is important.
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37. Yazi amagama okuyiwona wona eculo lesizwe.
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38. Kungenzeka umdanso wakho awukho ezingeni, kodwa kungcono ukuzenza wena isilima kunokuhlala nje wedwa ebhentshini ubuka abanye bezitshukutsha.
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39. Yiba namaphupho, zazi ubhekephi.
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Ake ngime la muzi wakwethu, sengikhathele uku-typer…

Kwaze kwangisiza ukubuyela kwinsangu, bheka nje sengibhala izinto ezi-right kanjani! 🙂

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