Ayihlafune usis I chewing gum ubungasazi loba se washa isitshubo 😁😁
mxii yaz ngizam ukuthi lilale kahle
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• Yazi Ukth Umona Yini?
Umona Is When Someone Says
“Ntombi Yakho Yinhle Yona BANDLA”😎
– “Bandla” ungenaphi la?
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IMOZULU kaJANUARY
Liza kuthi gqwa gqwa ngeeCent ezimbalwa kwiBank Account eziliqela.
Ngenxa yalaa msinga weStationery neUniform kothanda ukufudumala phaya koShoprite nooSpar, lide linwenwele phaya koJet, koPep nakoWoolworths, ngenxa yamaxabiso.
Liza kukhuph’iintlanzi emanzini komatshonisa nakwiz’kopari, ligqatse emiqolweni ukuya kwiAA namanqina.
Linamaqhwa kwitarvern nakoSpur, ukuya koKFC, koMcDonald naphaya koFood Lovers. Uyacetyiswa mbukeli uzigulise uthi unesisu.
Kulindeleke ingqele kwiiWallet neeBra zomama, andisathethi ke ezibhankini liya kuqhaqhazelisa amazinyo zii-overdrafts.
Linomoya okhatshwa zibhotile zamanzi phaya kwiiFridge neekhabhati till next month.
Xesh’elimnandi !!!
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Sesikhona kwi-conference, izangoma
ziyasphalazisa la. Kukhona indoda
esiphalaze iphenti. 👙
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Nongoma be like…
Passenger:ekhoneni..🤧
Taxi driver:kunani ngoba kunomful ekhoneni??
Passenger:Yeah ehla uyogeza🤧
aibo weNongoma
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Asilele lapha losbali wenu uthi ngigqok’ iswimming pool akavum ma ngimchazel ukuth iswimming question lena.
Akunkan usbali wenu ngiyamyeka🙌
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Noma yin engangihlekisa ngoba ngingumuntu okuthandayo ukuhleka
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Mina ngumuntu wabantu what if lomunt umunt wa BBE WAKHO ?
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My White NEIGHBOUR has been standing on my fence shouting …… “Michael Wayne …. Michael Wayne … Michael Wayne” for the past hour. ……… Only to find out now that she was trying to say MAKHELWANE
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Imagine ukhaphe i-Cherry yakho to fetch her child from her baby daddy’s house
& after an hour of waiting at the gate, he calls & say;
“Ungahamba broe bathi bayalala”.
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USUKE UNGAKAZE UKUZWE UBUHLUNGU UMA KUNGAKAZE KUKWEHLELE UKUTHI
👇
UVAKASHILE BESE KULAHLEKE IMALI ICINGWE INDLU YONKE UZWE SEBETHI ‘iyaqala ke ukwenzeka lento’ 😭
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Ur mother is there praying that u will have long life and u are in ur boyfriend room saying baby kill me kwasea baa
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imagine you working for Isibaya to write the English subtittles and Judas Ngwenya athi ‘ haaa uvukile umalambani’ how are you going to put in English? ngibuzela umngani
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Ungabuzi indlela emuntwini okhuluma isiTshangane. Ngeke ufike la oya khona.
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Ungezwa ethi “Famba straight itafika lahaya,iku ehh,iku ihh,iku ohh,ifamba futhi ifika lahaya iku ohh, iku ahh,iku ehh,iku ihh,ifamba ilanguta kathlelo rasinene itavona gate ro bhasa hingena…”
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Udakwe nendoda yakho🍻
Uyizwe ithi”ubongzamela umuntu oryt phela”😫😭😹💔
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Babiza isangoma ngogogo, kodwa thina uma sibiza uPastor wethu ngoDaddy or Papa they catch feelings. 😐
Your children Lord.
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