Umthole e-single, umthande, bamthathe, umyeke, bamyeke, nibuyelane, babuye.
Jesu uthuleleni?
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😅😅😅😅muzwe ethi awusangithandi njalo wena lapho angikaze ngimthande nkosyami angizange jehova
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Kulo nyaka akukho muntu oyothwasa, akhona ama ARVs ema-clinic.
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Inkani🤷♂️ kulamantombazane afana nobababo, agoloze usisi ubone kahle ukuthi uyiseke manje lo ☝️
🗣️ Ngyaxolisa nomzanu Xaba🙏
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autumn n spring ketsa white people….
rena ego kano fisha ke summer n gwa tonya ke winter 4season for who?
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DATING TWO SHORT GIRLS IS NOT CHEATING😒☝
BUKA LAH👇😂
½+½=1
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A Taxi Driver drives into a Petrol Station in a Fancy Surburb with his Toyota Quantum Taxi
Taxi Driver: Sawubona,Ngicela Ungifakele I Full Tank Mtakababa(Petrol)
Attendant:I only speak English sir,Could you please repeat that in English
Taxi Driver:Oh! Ok good morning,I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my Motorized Automobile,therefore I Cordially request that you transfere from your Subterranean Resevoir a sufficient quantity of the Combustible fluid of the Highest Octane rating to fill the appropriate receptable of the said means of preambullation to the Brim(fuel).
Attendant:Cha Mfwethu,Bengizidlalela,Uthe Ufuna I petrol Enjani??😃😂😂….
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Ukhaphe umngani eya kwintombi yakhe, bavele baxabane, uzwe intonjana yakhona seyithi: “Hamba nalo mngani wakho onekhanda elikhulu!”
Hhayi bo wenja! Ngingenaphi mina manje?
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Doctor: 👨⚕️Udleni?
Zanele:🙍♀️ngidle ama prawns, calamari and oysters.
Doctor: 👨⚕️this is not Facebook ngizokuyeka ufe mina. Udleni?
Zanele:🙍♀️ngidle uphuthu nenyoni
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Ngafeyila u-grade 11 4 times, ngaphasa u-Matric with 6 distinctions kodwa azange ngiye enyuvesi ngenxa yemali. Ngasebenza kwaPEP for 2 years before ngiye e-UKZN & finishing in record time. Now I’m a qualified CA.
Ngiyadlala, ngizama ukuba yi-motivational speaker. 😐
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Ma 2000 ayahlupha…
°° °° °°
Wadlula eceleni kwawo uzowezwa athi:
“Lona ukhona kuFacebook wam”
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Lento yokulala esofeni wasekhweni lami ngikhamise ayingphath kahle ngizwa ngomamezala eseth “Vala umlomo mkhwenyana uzophupha kabi”
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Wena ofunde lehlaya ngathy unkulunkulu angakupha amandla usukume uyogeza,
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Sbu calls
Nkunzi-cool Kruger
Njeza- jersey no 10
Khathaza-njebe
Sbonelo-Tokotela
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Bese nitsi kute mutsi wetintfombi
Yin VW?
Yin iPOLO?
Ngiyabuta njalo??
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yin iPOLO???
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Kade ngyokhongela umngani wam last week. Uma aifika laphayana bathe sibe late nge one week, kukhona abasi over(thakhile) bafika kuqala bazishaya zonke manje ngeke sisakwazi ukuqedela. Enzenjan umnganam?
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