Umuntu kuthiwe uzoba isikhulumi emngxwabeni Abe busy nokuminyana notshwala, athi ubamba isibindi.Mase efika kwiMic uyachiphiza, ateteme aze ahayize kanti udakiwe.
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Ababahle Abantu kuma Social Media weNkosi yami,
awubabone ngo inperson🙉🙉🙉🙉
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[being robbed by a yellow boned guy with dimples]
“Yeyii voetsek wena gimme your phone and wallet”
Me : Ncooaw
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Umuntu ebhasini ulahlekile akazi ukuthi wehlaphi
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Ngiyakwazi njalo ukubona u-like ohamba nomona. 😐
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When you’re trying to hide your slender girlfriend at night
Boom💣💣💣
Your uncle whispers to you:
“Mshana ngcela umoba ngikubonile ungena nawo”😎😎😎
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Bumped to my Ex
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Ex: Hey Rich wow waze wakhuluphala ayi shuthi izinto sezikuhambela kahle☺
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Rich: Hahahaha wow nawe waze wancipha shuthi ngangikuphethe kahle😂
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Ex: Hahahaha namanje usabheda😂😂Yazi angikholwa ukuthi savele sahlukana kalula kanjalo sesithandane 7 years wonke😢
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Rich: Jah neh.😐Well ngisaphuthuma I hope sobuye sibonane💪
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Ex: Okay Rich ngaze ngajabula ukukubona Thatha nansi inamba yami.😉
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Rich: Okay😀 Nansi ifoni ibhale😑
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Ex: Mmmmm nazo ke sengiyibhalile😐 usungayi saver😮
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Rich: Eish isave wena😕
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Ex: Angikwazi uku saver ngale phone yakho😧
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Rich: Eish…okay konje igama ubani?😰
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Ex: Nxii uyinja Rich sathandana 7 years awusakhumbuli ngisho igama lami😯😩
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Rich: Okay Ngzothi 7 years k
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Uthengele umuntu iCup ngeValentine, then two weeks later uyithole isiphakathi kwesaka leRice.
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Boss: Phuthi!!!
Me: Yes basi.
Boss: Unuka insango yindaba?
Me: Kungoba lemali ongiholela yona
incane kabi I can’t afford Cocaine..
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Ugogo ubuya engadini, usifica sibuka Channel O kudlala ingoma Ibhanoyi. Usethi-ke: “Hawu! Ngesikhathi sezindaba nithengelana amabhanoyi! Vula u-SABC 1, Njabulo.”
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aibo yaz Minister Of Health akekho crc
akazi Yini ukuthy nahlula kuthiwa yekani amaPipi aneHIV ubuyinike uPolony
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R10…iluzi kagwayi…niyazibona kodwa ukuthi senibhema isinkwa
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Walala eTaxin uPregnant sikhipha umtwana
siyomthengisela uMrekza no Lucy
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Ningazopholisa amaseko angaze engabe esaphuzeka😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Uvele umbone indlela adla ngayo ice cream ye corn ukuthi akakwazi ukuqabula umuntu.
Uvele akhamise akhiphe ulimi phandle ungasazi yoneni icecream kajereva.
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Okare Kea Bona BF Yao Ya Di Dreads E Apara Condom Mola Osare Watla Ebe A Bula Engwe Condom A Ntsha Rekere A Bofe Lephondo… Hee! Heee! Gotlo Nyiwa Xem
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