Okungama 2000 ngiyakubuka nje kujabulela u VusiNova thina simazi kudala esawu Vusi Ximba esacula lengoma ethi “isalukazi sigcoba iglecerina Kant ebusuku sijola nabafana”
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Usanele wayesebenza e Goli kaaaaade
Wahamba ekhaya kuthi mhla ifika
ekhaya ifike ebsuku kanti khona
ikhwapha, i knock Usanele✊✊:
(e) uNKOSKAZ,
ubani loyo:😱😱
Usanele: ,imina nkoskaz
wam vula icabange
Unkoskaz: ukuthi
izokwenzanjani ithathe iskhwama
eskhuuuuulu ithi ishende alingene
phakathi avale uziphu asbeke
ngemva kwescabha emese eyavula
ke angene Usanele ahlale embhedeni
kanti bekusazofika elinye ishende
lakamakhelwane uma sekuhambe
leli elinye, lafika lanqonqoza
asukume umfaz avule athi “Haaw
uwe makhelwane bezishilo ingane
ukuthi ushiye impahla yakho la
emini ngingekho ngsaye emfuleni ithathe nansi
emva kwescabha”
asqukule lombhemu isikhwama
asisindi sinomuntu phansi aphume
naso athi mesesemnyango “ey yaz
indaba yokudla abafaz babantu
bukan nje umuntu eseze athwaliswe inguzunga
zamatshe”
aphendule lo oseskhwameni athi
“uncono wena nendlela uyaybona
mina angaz nokuthi ngiyiswaphi”
ladaklaza phansi iskhwama leli🏃🏃😂😂😂😂
lahamba kakhulu ngejubane…
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Ngilalele izindaba: Kuthiwa engozini ebingaphansi kwe bridge phakathi kweTaxi neTruck yomoba, kuthiwa kulimale abantu ababili nempondo elilodwa.
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Nosipho: Babe, angisezi isfonyo simanzi.😭
Mandla: “Besomile udla ama hot wings ami izolo.”
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Umuntu abhale i-post la kuFacebook athi: “Life though. 😥 💔”
Umbuze ukuthi kwenzenjani, athi: “Inbox please.”
Uma ufika ku-inbox, athi: “Let’s WhatsApp.”
Ku-WhatsApp athi: “Call me.”
Umfonele, athi: “Let’s meet.”
Uma nihlangana athi: “You won’t understand.”
Abantu abayeke insangu, nx! 😐 😥 😠
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ADVICE FOR MEN:
umfazi ophuza utshwala, shiya.
umfazi onqaba nefoni yakhe, shiya,
umfazi othanda i airtime okudlula wena, shiya,
umfazi ohlala eku buzzer ukuth’ ufone engafoni, shiya,
umfazi okhuluma nawe ku Whatsapp kuphela engafoni, shiya,
umfazi one bestfriend eyisifebe shiya,
umfazi ogqoka ikepesi, utsotsi lowo____ shiya’
umfazi ogqoka ijean skirt, t/shit nama sneaker, shiya,
umfazi okhuluma okudlula wena, shiya,
umfazi ongakuthathi out, shiya,
umfazi o uploader amafotoz le cleavage egqoke isgcebhe, shiya,
umfazi okhuluma islang/kasi-lingo, shiya,
umfazi okhwela esihlahleni for imango, guava, shiya,
umfazi othi uyi first boyfriend yakhe, ngamanga shiya,
umfazi othi goodnight ngo9pm ubone last seen 11pm, shiya,
umfazi okuthwa number busy ngama 11, shiya,
umfazi ojayiva ku roadshow, ngikutshelile wena; shiya,
umfazi ogqoka ivesi, yeyi wena ngithi shiya,
umfazi okwazi ukutshaya ukhwelo or ukuhlabela ingoma ngomlozwi, shiya,
umfazi othengisa ebhawa or tuckshop; shiya,
umfazi ohamba ebhampa; shiya,
umfazi ohlala ekhoneni lestrrat ekasi, shiya,
umfazi ohlangana naye etown ahlale akhale ngendlala; shiya
Umfazi ovula iCoca cola ngamazinyo… Dangerous shiya.
Umfazi ogqoka ipettcoat egqoke le jean skirt shiya….
Ngiyabonga mina, dankie.
Add lawe, and SHARE with yo frends….
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Uzalo ngaluyeka mhla uNkunzi ekhipha u-R10 million ephaketheni lebhulukwe
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Baloku bekudabukela bethi udliswe.
Awudliswanga wena. Udinga induku nje.
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Intombazane iwela umgwaqo ngakwenye i-campus yase-UKZN.
Taxi Driver: “Awusuke endleleni weFees Must Fall!”
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Le emoji 💕 isho ukuthi ngiyakuthanda kodwa nginengane.
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Mom & his Son😜😜😜
Son: Mama Ngilambile….
Mom: ehh Yidla mina mos😝
Son: huh..! Mama wena ngeke uvume mos
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Whites: I’m an electrician
Zulus: Uyabona uma bekhuluma ngogesi,basho mina
😂😂😂🤷🏿♂️
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LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP
uthi u busy wena ujola nesthombe
Muntu bamfaka ngama back door
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Bashimane ba mahlo a magolo ba swanetse go ratana le banyana ba mahlo a magolo maribixi i
One side
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Muntu wakho ancamele
kufaka a blank pic on whatsapp
SENZO :ukhona wena✊😂
yaz uyshimele😑
But It’s None Of My Business
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⚠️Breaking News⚠️
Sesi Expired isinkwa semihlangemihla ezulwin😪
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