I just did 5 push ups😊 now I feel like starting a fight
msun yenu nonke.. wozani la✊

Ngabe likhona igama lendoda yakho kulawa?
1.Sandile- mawufuna isfebe sendoda abadlulwa yisketi balala ngisho nogogo.
2.Bheki- bathanda ukuzenza obaba banemithetho eminingi.
3.Nathi- uma uyintombazane ethanda izidakwa ayke ufike ekhaya abadakelwa ukuth makube kuhle.
4.Spha- bazenza izinto ezinothando kanti cha banamatotolozi amancane.
5.Sthe- banebhadi lokwaliwa.
6.Sanele- akumanga uhubhu lukabhejane.
7.Ayanda- baqhatha amantombazane.
8.Sya- abazifezi izithembiso bakubambisa udonga olungawi kodwa bayathandeka.
9.Mthobisi- abayikhuphi imali ongoqo.
10.Nkululeko- bazenza izithenjwa kanti nabo bayazibhedela nje.
11.Sbu- amaplayboy okuqala okugcina.
12.Wise- bathanda ukuncengwa.
13.Thobani- bazenza msulwa kanti odoti abafebi kanje ngathi bathi ngibonwa yini.
14.musa- bathanda ucansi bangabamba ngisho uhlanya.
15.Nhlanhla- bathanda ukubhanqa abangani.
16.Xolani- banothando kodwa banebhadi lokufetshelwa.
17.Sboniso- Bazishimele nje qha.
18.Mlungisi- bazenza abaziphethe kahle kanti izishimane.
19.Sbonelo- bazenza abanezintombi kanti baqonywa ilezi ezifebayo.
20.Ntokozo- bazwana nokuziphotha n futhi bagangile kodwa ngeke usho ngendlela ababukeka ngayo
21 Lungelo – banothando olusheshe luphele n izigebengu ezibheke phansi
22. Sakhile akumanga kuyafiwa bathanda utshwala
23.Sipho -babukeka bemsulwa bazenza izinto ezilungile kanti bagangile n abazigcini izethembiso
24 Lindo- bazenza amakholwa kanti bakhohlakele
25. Themba banezinhliziyo ezimbi kodwa bayazifihla
26. Zama banothando oluyiscefe olukhulu
27. Mdu – banothando nd bayatetema benjalo nje.
Its a joke dnt take it personal!!!!!

ubani owakho?

Most difficult question to answer is “wenzani ke ngok?”
After trying to take off her T shirt

Mase befika ngeBus yaseRes, behla befake amaHeadsets ungaze ufunge kuthi abadlali beReal Madrid ukuytshela

Uyayaz le pain yokubanjwa kwe meeting emva kwe tarven ungafakanga Mali

My Goal This Year Was To Be Madly😝 Rich🤗
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I’m Mad Already.. 🙄Slowly Getting There

I learned that girls are impressed by material things in 2001,
when I heard Noxolo singing
“Iskipa s’ka Jonny esbhale u7 siyang’chaza”

Me to my side chick:
“Yazi mina am too old for breakups, so if luphelile kuwe uthanda its fine sizathandana ngololu olwami ngoba lusesekhona lona.”

Imagine after losing a fight then your crush says
“Ngiku bonile ulwa izolo”

Washumayela umfundis wathi
”bazalwane lingabotshintsha tshintsha njengenwele
ngoba zona phela

ma zisekhanda lithi zinwele

ma ziphezu kwamehlo lithi zintshiya

Zithi ukwehla kancane lithi zinkophe

zibe seslevu lithi zindevu

zibe sesfubeni nengalweni lithi lihwanqa..”

wazwakala omunye umama ohloniphekayo emuva ethi

AMEN mfundisi yehla nazo .