Ngena e 🚽toilet
Ne 📲phone
Phuma 💩s’hlama
Sesomelele

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WHITES:”Nice suit, David.” 🙂

BLACKS: “Aw Mdeva, senaba abefundisi?”

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No guys, Iphi le ANC eyavotelwa abantu. Ngoba le ebusayo akuyona.

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Haa, laze lalikhulu ikhala lalengane engiyibona la,
ngathi kuvele kwafingqwa inqindi 🤛👊

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LOT OF PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THEY WANT TO CHANGE THIS WORLD…BUT STILL WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING…ILANGA LISAPHUMA EMPUMALANGA😏☝KANT YIN ESHINTSHWAYO???

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Welcum to the HOLLY BIBLE, where Mary is married to Joseph, impregnated by Holly spirit, and give birth to David’s son😂😂😂😂😂
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UBUFERB AKUYONA NTO YAMANJE😂

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Umtshele kahle umuntu ukuthi “ugayiphenduli le message ngoba usebuyile ubae”
Avele athi “ufike nini?”

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“Ye ye ye Love Hurts” Thina Sakhula Sidlala “uKheth’Omthandayo”
Uze uPhele uNgakhethwanga uLokhu uShaya iZandla.
We know pain.

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Ntokozo Qo Mabuya > ‎Vaal University of Technology 2
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I think ABSA, FNB, Nedbank, Standard bank are bankrupt!
Yesterday I tried to draw money at all their ATMs got the same message.
INSUFFICIENT FUNDS!!!!

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Ur mother is there praying that u will have long life and u are in ur boyfriend room saying baby kill me kwasea baa

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Uxabane nogogo wasestradini sakho uzwe ethi, “Why la mafu angavali? Kuvele kunyiwe once maan!”

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Uma lina nangoDisemba, sizodesha ngayo le mvula.

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Singing!
“kulamagumbi amane omhlaba thuma mina oh baba thuma mina,kulezizizwe zonke thuma mina we baba thuma mina”

Oh ay thuma omunye sengkhohliwe angnayo mali ye passport!!

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Teacher: Junior njengoba ulate kanje namuhla ukhethani ukuthi ngikubuze imbuzo emihlanu elula, kumbe ngikubuze owodwa onzima?
Junior: ngikhetha owodwa onzima teacher,
Teacher: okay zingaki inkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Junior: 5000 teacher’
Teacher: ukuthatha ngaphi lokho?
Junior: sivumelane ngombuzo owodwa manje lowo omunye ngowani? Ngicela usuke emnyango ngingene.

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Kwabase 16 Disemba verse 25 to 31: “Endlini kuyosala lona ohlezi ethi, ‘Kukwami lana!’”

Hallelujah.

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