You Can’t Be Dating A Dj And Expect To Be Put On The Profile Pic ✋ ,
Uthi Ahlalephi Ama Event Poster ? 😡

Likufebele i-2000, uthi uyalithethisa lithi: “Buzz off jeqe omanzi. Phihli! Phahla! Lawa iqanda, yakhala imbuzi, meeeeeeh!”

“I don’t date broke guys” ifuna ngathi mothethiswa kini bathi “go upstairs”😏

Nekutsi u slender
Sema catalogue
Siva ngawe tsine
Sitibonela spikiri😂

Whites: I’m a breadwinner at home 🏠
Blacks: Udla mine.. Ukaka mine.. Ubhodla mine.. Ugcoka mine

Guy : hey dear…
Girl :hey…
Guy :u Right ?
Girl : yes u…?
Guy :am cool..ubani igama lakho ?
Girl : elika Facebook,Mxit or elamampela?
Guy : elamampela dear..
Girl : nick name or elikwi I.D ?
Guy : elikwi I.D
Girl :1st name or second ?
Guy : mxm! Vele undinike i number
yakho ke…
Girl : account number,I.D number or
cell number ?
Guy : nditsho i cell number.
Girl : eka MTN,Cell C okanye u
Vodacom ?
Guy : MTN dear
Girl : 073,078 or 083 ?
Guy : 078…
Girl : ndiknike le ye Nokia okanye eye blackberry or eye sumsang ?
Guy : ndinike eye black berry girl…
Girl : torch,curve or i bold ?
Guy : (pissed) hay suka yeka maan
xa ungafuni sfebe
Girl : manje ukwatile or awuna
air time?
(gilikiqi phansi the guy “collapsed)…
Girl : owh!…yini manje ukhathele
uyalala noma ufile ?

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