Icolgate bayi advertise ngama zinyo kodwa ama pads luth yin vel 🙆‍♂😂😂😂

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MY NONGOMA CHICK
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BBY I HV BEEN CHEATING ON U

HER: YINTON NALE SHITTING
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MAYEEEEEEE

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Bongekile Ungena Police Station Ubona Sthombe Odongeni Sbhalwe “Wanted”

Bongekile : Isigebengu Lesi ?!?
Police : Yebo

Bongekile : Manje Niyamfuna ?!?

Police (Esholo Phezulu) Yebo Uyaz Singamthola Kuphi ?!?
Bongekile : Angmaz Nokmazi Bengfuna Ukbuza Ukuthi Animubambanga Ngani Ngenkathi Nimushutha.

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Lethu:IBO iva imali kagogo📣
IBO: ‘hambe noMarisa’🎶
Lethu_odizzy

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I TV angiyibuki nje mina, ngicikwa ukubuka abantu besemsebenzini bebhala imali mina ngilibele ukuqhetha kusofa.
Abadlali bebhola bona izinyawo zabo zibakhela ama million, mina ezami ezokuhamba.

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*Namuhla amanzi okugeza awele impukane ngahle ngawalahla. Angifuni doti phansi kwami*

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Whites: Pass me that ear buddy. My ears are itchy.
Blacks: Nxxx awungiphe usiba lwenkukhu lapho yazi kune ex yami engihlebayo.

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Uyibona ngisho ihamba iCouple eMall 👫 ukuth cha makthiwa lomjita bayamthanda ngabe kudlalwa ngaye. Usisi nje uyamncamela ngoba etohoza💔

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TV dramas
Isidingo = The need
Imbewu = The seed
Muvhango = …… ?

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Boyze:Baba yini ikaka yenkomo ?
Baba: yibulongwe fanami.
Boyze: Baba yini eyenkukhu?
Baba: Yibudoriro mntanami !
Boyze: eyembuzi yona?
Baba: Zingqathayi fana wami.
Boyze: Ngubani uMongameli waseCongo ?
Baba: Yho hayi angimazi .
Boyze: Owase Germany yena ngubani?
Baba: Naye angimazi ngitsho nix nix .
Boyze: Kanti Baba ngabe kukhona okunye okwaziyo ngaphandle kothuvi ,ngoba ngathi uqhaphele ukunya nje kuphela

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At work
Whites: Has the boss arrived yet?
Blacks: Usefikile ubaba wakho?

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Uzoyibonake I ANC necorruption.Abanye bethu ngeke bawathole lamathuna ⚰️🤨

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Uthi usahlezi kamnandi no bbe wakho epakini usamxoxela ngendlela ongakaze uthande umuntu ngakhona, qham thushu imbuzi Inibuke emehlweni. Kuvele kucace ukuthi lembuzi iyasho Nje ukuthi weeeh bonke baqala kanjena😏

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🧓🏾:Makoto!!!
👰: Mah!!!
🧓🏾: Phuma Ubone intombazane engiyithandela indodana yami.

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