Ubojola eMtuba ukuze uzobona ukuthi i-BP akulona igaraji kuphela.

Awubazi ubunzima☝️ if you’ve never dated a bad kisser🤢
umuntu akhamise ngathi ucula amaculo womzabalazo🗣️✊✊

Usats ugezile umuhle afike muntfu atsi “geza sihambe”

PIN (Personal Identification Number), akusiyo i-PIN number. So, after uthe PIN vala umlomo.

Fake gold tooth kant
vele unembebevu😂
sulokhu ukhamisile nje ngath🐊
ingweny

So uSho Madjozi bekeye America enxibe la tight e orange? 😒
Laze lasihlaza ishangane

👵🏽: “Makoti!”

👩🏽‍🦰: “Mah.”

👵🏽: “Ungayiplastela wena indlu uwedwa ‘yazi.”

👩🏽‍🦰: “Hawu, ngobani mah?”

👵🏽: “Ngibona indlela oyibhixa ngayo i-peanut butter.”

Umfundisi uDube wayedlala igalofu noMdelwa ngenye imini, ngebhadi uMdelwa kwakungamlungeli kwigalofu. Kwakuthi lapho egeja umgodi athi, “Shit, ngageja!”
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Baqhubeka badlala, kwathi emva kwezikhawu eziningana elokhu esho kanjena uMdelwa lapho egeja umgodi; wahluleka ukuzibamba umfundisi uDube wathi, “Ngicela ungakhulumi kanjalo mzalwane, ngale kwalokho uNkulunkulu uzokujezisa.”
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Axolise uMdelwa umdlalo uqhubeke. Kwathi eqeda kuxolisa nje waphinde wageja komunye umgodi, wase ephahlukile, “Shit, ngageja futhi!”
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Wayelokhu esho kanjalo emigodini emithathu elandelayo. Wayeseqala ukuthukuthela okaDube manje ngenxa kaMdelwa wase ethi, “Ngicela ungizwe kahle mzalwane, luyeke njengamanje lolu limi olukhulumayo. UNkulunkulu uzokuzwa bese ekujezisa!”
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Lokho akuwenzanga umehluko, uMdelwa wageja umgodi olula ibhola legalofu liseduze nomgodi. “Shit! Ngageja futhi.”
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Ngawo lowo mzuzu kwavuleka isibhakabhaka kwaphuma umbani washaya umfundisi uDube waphangalala khona lapho.
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Makhathaleni kwezwakala izwi elikhulu esibhakabhakeni lathi, “Shit, ngageja!”