UBongi ngimbone egibele phezu kwendlu ngambuz a kuthy wenzani wathi ubheka iviki elizayo🙆🙆

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Usanele wayesebenza e Goli kaaaaade
Wahamba ekhaya kuthi mhla ifika
ekhaya ifike ebsuku kanti khona
ikhwapha, i knock Usanele✊✊:

(e) uNKOSKAZ,
ubani loyo:😱😱

Usanele: ,imina nkoskaz
wam vula icabange

Unkoskaz: ukuthi
izokwenzanjani ithathe iskhwama
eskhuuuuulu ithi ishende alingene
phakathi avale uziphu asbeke
ngemva kwescabha emese eyavula
ke angene Usanele ahlale embhedeni
kanti bekusazofika elinye ishende
lakamakhelwane uma sekuhambe
leli elinye, lafika lanqonqoza
asukume umfaz avule athi “Haaw
uwe makhelwane bezishilo ingane
ukuthi ushiye impahla yakho la
emini ngingekho ngsaye emfuleni ithathe nansi
emva kwescabha”
asqukule lombhemu isikhwama
asisindi sinomuntu phansi aphume
naso athi mesesemnyango “ey yaz
indaba yokudla abafaz babantu
bukan nje umuntu eseze athwaliswe inguzunga
zamatshe”
aphendule lo oseskhwameni athi
“uncono wena nendlela uyaybona
mina angaz nokuthi ngiyiswaphi”
ladaklaza phansi iskhwama leli🏃🏃😂😂😂😂
lahamba kakhulu ngejubane…

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Akehlulwa ilutho uJesu kodwa yabona umkhaba kosisi yamncamisa angkhathali.

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Kuyiqiniso ukuthi ukuba iShangane is a disease.
Uqala umncane uyiShangane ukhule ube iVenda.
After tht ube iNigerian.

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Manje uthi u Nkulunkulu 🙏 akashiye
Bonke abagulayo 🤮 ezibhedlela 🏥
Afunele wena Indoda 😏🤷‍♂️

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Bese nitsi kute mutsi wetintfombi
Yin VW?
Yin iPOLO?
Ngiyabuta njalo??
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yin iPOLO???

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WHITES: I’m drunk🍻🍺
.
Blacks: wena letha I CV ksasa ngzikhlanganisela😂

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“Singing”
Ngiyayithanda leyongubo kodwa leh..

Usuyoqedela ke nawe ngokweminyaka yakho,😀

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Ngilalele izindaba: Kuthiwa engozini ebingaphansi kwe bridge phakathi kweTaxi neTruck yomoba, kuthiwa kulimale abantu ababili nempondo elilodwa.

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Mina: “Sawubona bhuti, ngisacela ukubuza ukuthi angakuphi amatekisi aya eThekwini?”

Taxi Driver: “Weeee Jabulani! Ikhona inyama yenhloko kuMaMkhize namhlanje?”

Mina: 🚶🏽

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Sesi Liker ngoba phela sasfunda nawe,
kodwa nje yimbi ingane yakho!!😑

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Uthanda kabi ukuphila izimpilo zabanye zabantu.Izolo ubu Tom namhlanje uDick ksasa suwu Harry.Hlukana nokuzenza into ongeyona, doti.

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December ngiyo jaiva
neVaslap emanzi,
waphapha ngikusula imake up usale ufana noyihlo unye nyiiiii😂😂😂😂😂

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Sebeqalileke bathi amaresult wabafundi bakwa Nongoma alandwa eNduneni

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