January Tip:
Majita to all those abacabanga ukuyolobola,abalobole
manje ngo January cz imindeni imukela noma yin ofika nayo!!

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You know you will never win if the security guard say
“💁‍♂️Kodwa mshana umthetho awuvumi ”

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I will name my child “Oteng”❤
Oteng’s friends : Papa Oteng, Oteng Oteng?
Me : Oteng Hateng!!

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Ngithimina nhithengele umama ipizza mangifika ekhaya neppizza wavele watching angisidli isikhokho engingasazu

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Izenofhobia kade yaba khona noJesu wathi akakhile lana emhlaben ikhaya lakhe lisezulwini…..amajuda athi kant ungowokfika kulendawo ase embethela

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Uzitshele ukuthi uthole umaqondana someone who will make life more easier.Kanti ulande iPrimus Stove.Uthi usafake iPricker🍆 igqamuka one way la endlini lento.Iyapoka

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Wuyekeni lomkhuba wokuthi umuntu mayenibingelela nivume sengathi anithandi noma siyanihlupha, mina umuntu owenzenjalo angiphinde ngimubingelele, ngisho ngabe ubaluleke kanjani sorry bandla

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Kulonyaka ngihamba nohambayo ongahambi yasala ngikhathele manje,
so ungazibambezeli

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I can’t wait to teach my son English…
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Inhloko – head
Inyawo – Foot
Umfazi – Snake

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Kubo bonke laba ababethi uBabe ungidlisile, ngihlezi naye la sixoxa ngodaba lwenu, ngicamele esifubeni sakhe nginibala 1 by 1😁😁

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TEACHER: Name any animal that lives in water.
KELVIN: Hippopotomas.
TEACHER: Tomas your turn.
TOMAS: Hippopokelvin.😂😂🏃😜
TEACHER: Tomas be normal.
TOMAS: Nguye uqalile

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Ugogo kaZinhle uhlezi egqoke i-jezi kanti efile I-tatoo ethi ‘ forever young & diva’😂

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Abemnyama umuntu vele ubone iwitbank nje kuye kuphela, ude ufise nokumemeza uthi atsha amalahle namalangabe.🤣🤣🤣

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Uyazi Ngidinga bonke engangidlala labo amatope besithi ngingubaba bona bangomama…..ngfuna ukubuza ukuthi babe serious yini siphinde

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Ngimanzi nteee! Kade ngithelwa ngamanzi bengivusa sengiqulekile, ngizwa kuthiwa iEX yami ithenge amaTAXI awu6 namaGolf awu3 kanti basho amakhekhe

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