Her : Babe yaz ngyagula
Him: Ncono wena … abanye bafile

My biggest worry in life is that the same pegs that are used to pin down panties is the same that are used to pin down the dish towels and to clip shut a packet of milk.
Angilali ngalento

Ngeke ngikhohlwe
Ngigibele itaxi kwaseku ringa iphone yomuntu wathi eyiphendula wathi:
“Sho boss lo muntu ngigibele naye la etaxin ngizokhona ukumdubula uma esehla estobhin kubo”
Kwathi nya etaxin…sonke salala kibo kuka driver.
Wawungehla wena?

Namhlanje kumhlaka 25 usuku lokubizwa My Love, Babey, Sweetheart lamanye nje amagama aromantic.
Khoninto efunekayo ke lapho

Kulonyaka siyolala yini, nangu uDr Malinga uthule nje akasinik kwasignal nje lokhu.

wo babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?”
“I don’t know,” replied the other baby giggling.
“What do you mean, you don’t know?” said the first baby. “I mean I don’t know how to tell the difference,” was the reply.
“Well, I do,” said the first baby chuckling, “I’ll climb into your crib and find out.”
He carefully got himself into the other baby’s crib, then quickly disappeared in to the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big smile on his face. “You’re a little girl, and I’m a little boy,” he said proudly.
“You’re ever so clever,” said the baby girl, “but how can you tell?”
“It’s quite easy really,” replied the baby boy, “you’ve got pink socks and I’ve got blue ones.”
Ubusubacabangelani abantwana?
Please leave your filthy mind.

y ngyamuvuma Lo owafaka usawoti/salt kumafinyila , 😇Yaz uyayaz into yakhe . Wawafaka kamnandi Yaz nje awababi ayadleka nje nesinkwa 🤗
😕✋️🚮

“ngizofaka kancane”
Which other begging line do you know??