Teacher:What does HIV stands for?
Boy:Holiday in Victoria falls.
Teacher:(Angry)u kids are stupid last week lathi umntwana wemvu yimvana now u keep repeating your stupidity, and wena Fatso i asked you nicely ukuthi’what’s a baby lizzard called’and u said Lizzy.Cynthia lawe uyahĺeka.That day i asked you where fish come from and u said egabheni.l give up manje.Tsitsi akungiphendule, ilizwe elilungisa amakombi kuthwa kungaphi?
Tsitsi:tsikombi
Teacher:Simba make a sentence ele word ‘sugar’.
Simba:umama unatha itiye.
Teacher: manje ibala elithi ‘sugar’lingaphi khonapho?
Simba:liphakathi kwetiye

Umunt uzogezela evrandi kulo Disemba, phela nishiyana kabi nina. ✋🏽 😐

Uban isikhokho la?….UGirl ungena eTekisini 😅😂..
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GIRL:”Mlazi”?
DRIVER:”I-taxi le,uMlazi wenzeni? ”
GIRL:”Yooh! Aii,bandla.”(agene)…
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DRIVER :”Uyakuph sisi? ”
GIRL:”Ngiya eBack seat. “(Agaklaze iscabha )..
DRIVER :”Ifriji lakini ulivala kanje nalo? .noma uxhaphaza mina? “..
GIRL :”Angikaze ngilivale ngingaphakathi, ngyaxolisa.imalini i-Taxi vele? “.
DRIVER :”Angiyaz ngisho i-deposit. Yin sisi? Usufuna ukuba i-owner yin nawe? “..
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GIRL :”(akhiphe uR20 odabukile).
DRIVER :”Imali enjena ngzoyenzani mina? “..
GIRL :”Ufuna ukuyigqoka yini? Uzoyithunga phela. “..
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After a while. ..
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GIRL :”Ungishiye kulababantu ababili abamile .”…
DRIVER :”Uma behamba ngenzenjani? “..
GIRL :”Ubalandele. “..
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Looool😀Aii abany abant 👀🗣��…….hlekisa abanye nawe ungahlek wedw a😂😂

“I don’t date broke guys” ifuna ngathi mothethiswa kini bathi “go upstairs”😏

Sesbonga khona ukuthi uNkulunkulu umunt weslisa🙏🏼✔️ Kube enye iGender ngane iyndaba zethu zibhalwe emafini🚶🙄

kwati ngelinye ilanga ngizishukela ugwayi oluhlaza ngezwa sekuma iveni yamaphoyisa esangweni,ngsheshe ngiyishutheke kwi bhayibheli, angene aqonde endlini yami ngoba nomnyango wawuvulekile
Phoyisa : ndoda singamthola umfowenu?
Gumede : Cha akekho SGT
Phoyisa : (lithathe ibhayibheli)sicela ukukushiya ne vesi umfundele mayefika” *,kuvele insangu *
Phoyisa : yini le ?”
Gumz : akusiyo nje I underwear ka Adam ngoba wayegqok’ amahlamvu nje

It seems as though am the only one who finds Nosipho from uzalo not aesthetically pleasing…🤔🤔

I mean look at Qabanga and Mongi..

Abazali balezi nsuku,ngenxa yetechnology sebenika abantwana amabizo athi:

Smartphone Nxumalo
Bluetooth Bhebhe
Sending Moyo
Google Mpala
Nokia Dube
Blackberry Gumede
Facebook Mabhena
Pending Ncube
Samsung Ndlovu
Internet Sibanda
Opera mini Tshuma
Application Hlabangana
Camera Ndiweni
Battery Dlamini
Memory card Maseko
Music Mlotshwà
Loading Hadebe
Video Khumalo
Delete Phiri
Game Ngwenya
Twitter Ngulube
Calling Siwela
File manager Khupe
Contacts Mpofu
Missed call Nkomo
Message Ndebele

“ngizofaka kancane”
Which other begging line do you know??