Mengase umzali wakho
angene ku FB wakho
abone leythombe ogovoze kuzona
kunganyiwa impela☝
Ne Cleavage sengath umnsinsila
wa plumber

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UMaMkhize wathosela uGumede iqanda.

Gumede: “Ngithanda elibhoyiliwe iqanda.”

MaMkhize: “Uxolo Qwabe.”

Ngakusasa amenzele iqanda elibhoyiliwe.

Gumede: “Ngithanda elithosiwe iqanda mina.”

MaMkhize: “Ngiyaxolisa Mnguni.”

Ngakusasa uMaMkhize abhoyile elilodwa, athose elilodwa bese enika umyeni wakhe.

Gumede: “Bekufanele uthose leli, bese ubhoyila leli.”

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Relationship ifana nama earphones uvele ubone sekukhala i-side eliy’one!!

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Zahara: loliwe loliwe why did you lie
Black: loliwe loliwe wai dudula
I can’t believe people have been singing a lie for 6 years

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Uthi uyafaka kanti sebefakile ungezwanga.. Ingoma oyithandayo

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LOT OF PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THEY WANT TO CHANGE THIS WORLD…BUT STILL WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING…ILANGA LISAPHUMA EMPUMALANGA😏☝KANT YIN ESHINTSHWAYO???

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Yini oyenzakho kini mawusele wedwa?
Me:ngikhuma ushukela,ngisule ngendwangu yezitsha phansi manginqena ukuyocinga i mop,ngikwapune i peanut butter ngomunwe,ngiphuze i drink ngomlomo,ngisule izitsha ngempahla engisuke ngiyigqokile.

Wena????

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Umuntu😘 akucabuze akuphe i kiss ngathi ukhotha😋 i cover ye danone yoghurt

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Okwenziwe yi-breadwinner yasekhaya izolo ngiyokuxoxela amagwababa echobana, ingene ne-heater ekamelweni layo yathi thina sokotha umlilo weBig Nuz.

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Indoda iyahonqa mayilele kuzwakale ukuthi ukhona ubaba wekhaya kungasale sekuthuleka nje

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Bendlula kwenye I taroad driving from work to home
Ngabona I sigh ETSI siyakulalela nendoda uma ukuma period cantac..6789101121

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Esteshini sogesi.
English: Danger
IsiZulu: Ingozi
IsiSwati: Itakubhambabula, buta Sibiya!

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Nongoma be like👇
:-[ Bae ngicela ungithengela i network ngifuna ukukhuluma nawe ukude😇

Yeeer fuck tup location😮😮😮😂😂😂

Bani ofuna ukuyohlala khona?

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I was dreaming drinking an expensive whiskey the next thing in the morning ngithole iskiki sam si empty…

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Ladies, Men don’t crush on you,
They just wish to have sex with you 😧
Aniyekeni ukuzkhohlisa ngothando✋😂

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