Wenzani kulonyaka” kubuza Umntana Womthakathi Uthunywe ngunina.

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Our former President Mr Jacob Zuma took sum of his members out with him for drinks and after drinks the waiter brought the bill, Jacob:R1400
Fikile :R964
Mantash :R1100
Cele :R700
Total:R4164
After Jacob saw the bill he just goes like, hayikho i don’t remember inviting Total here honestly he must pay his on bill plus he owns many filling stations in South Africa

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Bengathin nje uZuma avele avule enye iPolitical Party simvotele ngo2019 aphinde abe uPresident wethu 😂

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If your partner is pushing you away, 😏woza kimina, imina u-Away. 😋 💕

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Njengoba ubusy wehla wenyuka ujola nabantu abanemali, mase bengasenayo wena 👉uzojola nobani.

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Shuthi iyathelelana lento yabakaCele yokuhlafuna iyoghurt nomapholoba sebeqalile

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Vallentine’s is for married people.
Abanye yikuthanda izinto nje.

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🧓🏾:Makoto!!!
👰: Mah!!!
🧓🏾: Phuma Ubone intombazane engiyithandela indodana yami.

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Engabe sekuthiweni e ladies house nangu umshanami esegquma ngo polony

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COPIED FROM SIR:
Mhlazana ngikhonjwa ngelongo eShabula.
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Kusemini yantambama ilanga selilithube ngivela nathisa inkomo, hawu ngisadubula ivokloklo ngikhuza isitshebo esembeswe ngoboya ngisiyavalela ekhaya.
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Hawu okulithokazi kuphambuke indlela kufuna ukuyakudla isithingithingi sentakubomvu esasiceleni kwesifudlana, ngingakunqandi lokukunqanda kwavandamuka kodwa kwaphosa kwakhipha uchago okulumunye kuthange, konke ngikukhangele ngahleka ngaze ngezwa kunwayizela amavili ogqogqogqo ngibona lesisiga
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Ngasondela ke ngifuna ukubona into etshayisa uvalo into engangenkomo, ngithe ngibuqama ngibone isandla sisikha amahlamvu siwatshwathika, ngibona kuphuma inkazana ngemuva izithintitha, abuye asolobele futhi kwazise wayephinda umphehlo wokuqutha lokhe ngisazibuza ukuthi engabe esenzani engaka esethusa isitshebo, umbuzo wacitsha ngemva kokubona inkalakatha yebhalabhala lempukane eluhlaza tshoko ilenda ngemva kwalapho inkazana ekhona yaphuma incinda isiziyela endaweni zayo.
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Mina, ” uyakaka Sisi ” ebesethuka ebuqamulela elahla amahlamvu, ngahle ngaqala ukukhombisa, ngigiqela amazwi embuluza esithi uyangenyanya ngiyindoda enjani esondela emuntwini ezikhulula, esitsho njalo ngikhangele ikaka yakhe ngekhona lelihlo ngibobotheke ngithi uyanginyanya sibili uqinisile? athule. Ngiqhubeke ngigiqela ngize ngimbone eseqala ukuqunta amahlamvu ngihle ngitsho ngenhliziyo ukuthi sengena emudweni ngibone esesula ngawo nxa eqeda
ethi asiyekhulumela duze lenkomo, sesifikile ebengikhomba.
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Saqhubana sizixoxela ebethi isisu besimgijimisa ngakho iphango limsusela amanqe alikho isu mhlawumbe engingalenza afumane okuya emthaleni.
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Ngezwa kuhela enhliziyweni ngahle ngabamba ithokazi lonaleliyana elingela ngqondo elihamba lilunguza abantu abazikhululayo ngamosela, sadla kwabamnandi kwanjeyana savalelisana ngamthembisa ukuthi sizohlala sisenza into efanayo nsukuzonke, wabobotheka sehlukana.
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Ngathi ngifika ekhaya ngithola bepheke ibhobola lamaluba alo liphelekezelwa yisitshwala samabele amafitshane, lesandambe sokulumela, ngahle ngathi mina lingangibali ozizwa efuna ukubala kayebala inkomo esibayeni ngangena emkulwini ngathatha itolomoli yamanzi lenkomitsho ngadonsa utshani bokuvungula ephahleni ngadlula ngisiya exhibeni lami ngadlula ngibhodla duze labo ngathi ubuhle bendoda zinkomo zayo.

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Uma uzwa lo layini: “I have the coolest mum ever!” Ubokwazi ukuthi baphuza bobabili. 😐

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If uthi ufak I mask😷 uzwe lo👉🏾💩😹😹uzofa nge Own Goal before Corona

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NGILELE NO BBE NGIVUKE NGYE TOILET NGYOCHAMA, BHU ! UBBE SACHAMA
HER: BBE CELA UNGICHAMISA
ME: AW BBE OKWESINGAKI UYALUTHANDA UCANSI
HER: HAIBO NGIPISIWE OKOQALA WENA UCHAME U 2
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Geza phela noma u-single, nefriji liyaduma lingenalutho.

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