Me: sawubona driver..iyaphi itaxi
Him : yebo…jozi 🙄
Me: malini itaxi.
Him :angiyithengisi bhuti 😏
Yhuuu omageza so rude
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Me: sawubona driver..iyaphi itaxi
Him : yebo…jozi 🙄
Me: malini itaxi.
Him :angiyithengisi bhuti 😏
Yhuuu omageza so rude
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JOB INTERVIEW WITH NYAA
Interviewer : Tell us more about yourself…..
Nyaa: Aibo buka iC.v yami ndoda anginaso iskhathi sokuchaza..
Interviewer : What do you know about this company?
Nyaa: Angikazi for now and angazi muntu
ndoda awukahle uk’buza imibuzo engasile
awuqale lento engize ngayo la, soxoxa nawe sengingaphakathi.
Interviewer : Why are you interested on
working for this company?
Nyaa : Why niwukhangisile? I’m interested
because you advertised the position habe! nansi imihlola yami bo!
Interviewer : Why should i employ you and
not other candidates?
Nyaa : Angiphendulike leyonto, skip it, that irrelavent question,
yazi wena ungenza islima coz the decision is on you.
Interviewer : What are your strength and weaknesses?
Nyaa : Strength – I work hard
weaknesses – ngiphuma ealry njalo friday
ngeke ningitshele ushidi ke nalangisebenza
khona bayazi nginolaka kabi mase ngomile.
Inteviewer : Describe when you had
disagreement with your colleagues & what you will do?
Nyaa : Ngyashaya phela mina and
angibhedelwa mina i alwys hit my bosses,
ngyas’faka isbhakela endodeni mina!
Interviewer : Why do you want to leave your current job?
Nyaaa : Same as above asizile kuzodlala la.
Interviewer : Ok thanks very much Sir, dont
call us we will call you.
Nyaaa : Akobakuhleke coz ngiyakwazi la
ogibela khona ndoda angihlekike mase ngihamba nezami.
Interviewer : Buya uzoqala kusasa
One word for Nyaa?
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Does “Nomvula” In English means
“No Rain”? Zulus Help😂😂💔
No Mvula
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– Whites : Boys And Girls
– Blacks : Bafana Namantombazane
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– Whites : They Look Like Girls
– Blacks : Bafana Namantombazane
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Uzothi “Private relationship is a happy relationship”😐
Kanti bakufihle njenge advert ye steel wool
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Kubuhlungu ukujola nomculi woMaskhand ngob wamala usaleqamb’ingoma ngawe
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U ve u girl 👧 I don’t date a broke guy’s,,
usho une phone icima iku 85 % ayivule itsi 6% ayi charge after 3 minutes itsi 100% ayikhiphe itsi 55%
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NGALENDLELA NGI BROKE NGAKHONA SENGICABANGA KUDAYISA MANTI E RICE NGITSI
SIWASHO SEKUBAMBA MADVODZA
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Muntu wakho ancamele
kufaka a blank pic on whatsapp
SENZO :ukhona wena✊😂
yaz uyshimele😑
But It’s None Of My Business
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Nywe nywe South Africa doesn’t have animals🐒🐎🐃🐄🐆🐅🐗🐘🐀🐍🐸🐲🐉
Bo koketso , nthabi , lebogang, kedibone, refilwe keding kganthe?
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Monday 11:00am at school
Teacher : Good morning my children
Class : Morning ma’am
Teacher : Today we talking about colours, give me all the colours that you know.
Mmusi Maimane : Brown
Ramaphosa : Light Brown.
Gwede Mantashe : Dark Brown
Teacher : Mhmmm very good, continue
Zuma : Chris Brown
Teacher : Mxm, Malema help Zuma please
Julias Malema : Loaf Brown
Teacher : what??Hellen please help these two idiots…
Hellen Zille : Brown Dash
Teacher : Mangosuthu help these Idiots
Mangosuthu Buthelezi : Ellis Brown
Teacher : fotsek!!!
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Dear future Bae
When I’m online and not talking to u it means
I’m talking to my uncles about iLobola so ngaphazamisi tuu
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👩🏻:I male besty Qha!!💁♀️
🧒:Ngithe Thatha isthombe sam nawe Siqabulana🙄😤
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UBae wakho unayo imoto 🚗or sizowanyathela amadimoni?🚶🏽♂️🤣🤣🤣
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Vulani uKhozi FM, uSfiso Ncwane uchaza kabanzi ngokufa kwakhe!
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Virgin ngeke ulizwe lithy *seen*
mara abo mgodi 😨 yeey no seen o horny🚶
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