Bo cc mele nazi lokhu
Uhlangatshezwa ngosuku lo kuqala kuphela e twn
Okulandelayo no ulandwa estobhini.
Usuku lo kuqala la mele ngikuphathise okwe queen ungathi ufika nje sengikufuqa ngokudla kwespuni.
Okulandelayo ke rice namazamban
Le staff esikhothanayo. First round kuphela nikhothana
Lawa amanye usuwubusheka uzwa nje
Kuning nje bafwethu. So nje ya kunjalo.
Kwaze kwabanda bo mmm ubani ofuna ngimhlangabeze ke bangan bam base Beach 🏖

Me: hie girl ngicela inumber yakho.
Her: ok nanso 132665558600
Me: ohh ngeye Telkom yini.?
Her: No ngeye Capitec.
Me: Fainted until now angikavuki.

y ngyamuvuma Lo owafaka usawoti/salt kumafinyila , 😇Yaz uyayaz into yakhe . Wawafaka kamnandi Yaz nje awababi ayadleka nje nesinkwa 🤗
😕✋️🚮

Question : why did you break up with your boyfriend ??
.
White girl answer: he said I don’t give him enough time, so he saw someone else
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Black girl answer : ahh loyo 😏 , uthe nje nywee! nywee! Ini, ini, mina nginjani, njani , kwasha kwacima, yena sewuqonywe, kuphi kuphi
😢😢

I was shocked today … was at Pakistan shop then this guy came along who is gay actually then he buys a 12,5KG of impuphu then he was like yooh “iyasinda lempuphu idinga amandla endoda”

Yaz umuntu umxoxele kahle indaba uma eseyindlulisa ath uzwe ngama hem hem……😮 nginguma hem hem mina😮