Him: bbe vuka ngikukhaphe
Her: no relax love bengishilo ekhaya ngath zobuya month end 😂

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Sengath bengicelile
Kungena khona…

First Line of every Sangoma
“Ngibona👀 Ubumnyama”

“Manje i-coolerbox ne-camp chair kuyaphi kona?”
Bebuza mina endlini bengithume esinkwa kulo Disemba.

`Z’hlobo zami ngithanda ukubonga uJehova ngoba amakhaza angifice sengiqedile iSyllabus yokugeza umzimba wonke. KuJune noJuly ngizobe ngenza nje ama revision lapha nalaphaya, ngigeza ubuso nenyawo nokwesula amakhwapha!“

A baby mosquitoe had just had his first day lokutinyela abantu, ntambama his father askd: ‘How was yo 1st day in the real world son?’ Baby mosquito: “It was fanta-bulous dad, everyone was clapping hands for me!” Dad: “Son, every1 was trying to kill you.” MORAL: not every1 who laughs with you is a well-wisher, do not trust every cute smile.