Utsi Usam’ Sucker Nje Darl Wakho;
Avele Akhulume Ma Sperms Akhe Atsi
“Kahle Kusigwinya Wena,
Uyasibambelela Sifuna Kukhula Natsi!!!

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I was watching Friends Like These the other day
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So the guys went to Face 2 Face… They all had white chairs except for one friend…
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Dj SBU: Asim’ shiyeni Bafwethu, uzo understander
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Friends’ Hahaha siyam’ shiya
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Eish😢
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The nigga wasukuma… Went straight to the first guy
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“Ngicela iskipa Sam”
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😂😂😂👏
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Friend: Kabza kau, we on TV come on… Why wenza sow??
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The guy continued “Mfethu ngicela iskipa… Nihambeni kahle”
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😂😂
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Sisabhekile kanjalo, he went to the second guy
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“Manqoba… Ngicela iR300 yam mfethu… Ubungani buphelile”
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😂😂
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Dj SBU was just staring there laughing😂😂👏
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This nigga ubabambe ngama washin😂😂
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“Anihambi ninga ngiphanga izinto zam”
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😂😂😂
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The older one tried to talk to the nigga
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“Ndoda come on, this is childish”
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The nigga turned to him “Wena unga khulumi… Ngi frayza i-iron yasekhaya”
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😂😂👏 Live on television😂😂
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Dj SBU got worried and stopped laughing
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“Hai man boy, you’ll get your things. Why you humiliating your friends on TV??”
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“Wena Dj Sbu unga khulumi please… Uyazi angina bazali??😭”
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Eh I stopped laughing lapho😢
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Their other friend said “Let’s give it a try guys… We can’t leave him”
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The nigga turned to him “Kuzok’ siza loko… Cause nawe ngizofuna wonke ama shirt wam”
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😂😂😂
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Hebanna… Mxm that night… Friends Like These played for 2 hours😂😂
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We saw Andile for the first time that Saturday night😂
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Nigga kept saying “Anihambi ngingaka tholi izinto zam… You guys are fake friends…”
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Andile said “Is an opportunity of a lifetime” 😂😂👏
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They had to phone umama ka ntanga to talk to her son and let the niggas go😂😂
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Kwafika nabo Gadaffi ku Friends Like These… Angithi vele Generations bayenzela next to Friends Like These studios…
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I’ll never forget that night…
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Amajita ended up akhumula iympahla live on television😂😂
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“Vrega ungakhohlwa naleyo jean eyami”
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😂😂👏
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Bekuyi sono shem🤣😂😂😂😂

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White:who stole my pen??
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Black: awuveze ukuth u ‘D’ bani

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Iamahlaya esizulu ngiyawacela uma uthela is way
I emanzini ufake icofee kuphums INI?

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Ize yamluma uMfundisi wethu inja elibele ukuthi: “Ukuthula enjeni!” engabe uthe fusegi.

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Kahle kahle labantu abanamalimu nabanezimpandla kwakufanele bahole impesheni ngoba nabo bakhubazekile.

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Umuntu akubuze ukuthi “Hhawu awusenayo inumber yami!”
lapho usaxakwe nokuthi ukhuluma noba🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️

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Uyalava yini tarven ungari na Mali ni yedlela kuhibah loko seh hi dakwile

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Okare Kea Bona BF Yao Ya Di Dreads E Apara Condom Mola Osare Watla Ebe A Bula Engwe Condom A Ntsha Rekere A Bofe Lephondo… Hee! Heee! Gotlo Nyiwa Xem

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Umuntu azibize ngo Purity laka Facebook
Mawuhlangana Naye uvele Ubone i-Oats izihlalele

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“Ngihleli nawe msakazi.”

Uyazi abanye abantu bane-airtime yok’dlala.

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UMBLOCKE USNEH KU FACEBOOK ABUYE ESEGQOKE INGUBO ZAMA SOSHA, VELE UBONE UKUTHI LA IBHUZI LINGAKHALA NOMA ININI ENQENI

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Nisuke nabadelela kakhulu abazali nathi nizobuya January, yathi imvula nangizwa ngobani?

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Monday 11:00am at school
Teacher : Good morning my children
Class : Morning ma’am
Teacher : Today we talking about colours, give me all the colours that you know.
Mmusi Maimane : Brown
Ramaphosa : Light Brown.
Gwede Mantashe : Dark Brown
Teacher : Mhmmm very good, continue
Zuma : Chris Brown
Teacher : Mxm, Malema help Zuma please
Julias Malema : Loaf Brown
Teacher : what??Hellen please help these two idiots…
Hellen Zille : Brown Dash
Teacher : Mangosuthu help these Idiots
Mangosuthu Buthelezi : Ellis Brown
Teacher : fotsek!!!

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Let me 📲call 📞her … Babe asihlukane sobuyelana ngey😁 15 feb after Valentine…its a break just that I don’t know that game called Valentine idlalwa njan?😑 and where?

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