After world cup final
Him:Bae cela ukukubona today
Her:Ngisabuka ama Idols😂😂
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Kazi asebenzisa luphi uhlobo lwe glue lama couples angahlukani.
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Shela, uqonywe. Ungazitsheli ukuthi uyathandwa ungazange waziswe.Uthini manje uZwe? Ungabozipha nje INTOMBI.
Yeka ukuqhaksa amantombazana mfana. Ngoba uzomelwa inhliziyo.
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Dear shaka Zulu mft sebeyagoloza ukuveza amabele🤣🤣
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uINNO no Ngidi bahleli ebhasini. Kuthe kusenjalo
kwangena indoda enempandla ecwebezelayo.
Bahleka base babhansane onkabi baze basho bathi,
“Isibuko sezinyoni phela lesi!”
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Athi uINNO,
“Uyazi Ngidi mina ngingayishaya leyandoda ngempama empandleni yayo
kuze kube kathathu maqeda ingangenzi lutho!”
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(Aphike uNgidi athi angeke. Athi uINNO asibheje R100! Babheje)
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Asukume uINNO aqonde kulendoda afike ayishaye kakhulu ekhanda bese ethi,
“Wena Spambo ulana kanti? Kunini sikufuna Lwabishi!”
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Iphendule lendoda ithi,
“Angiyena uSpambo mina mfethu! Futhi angimazi nakumazi.”
Ayiphinde uINNO ayishaye kuthi Phaxa ekhanda layo bese ethi,
“Amanga wena Spambo maaan! Usuyaziphika doti?”
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Idinwe lendoda igcine ikhetha ukuyohlala emuva, iyabona
ukuthi lomuntu uyayifanisa.
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Ahleke uINNO bese ethi,
“Ngidi, sengiyoyishaya okokugcina manje leyampandla!”
Ashone khona uINNO afike ayishaye kakhulu ngempama
ekhanda bese ethi,
“Kanti wena Spambo ulana! Yazi sengize ngashaya
umuntu ngimfanisa nawe lapha phambili Lwabishi!!!”
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Angithi sonke ngo3am siyadla noma kwenziwa mina isthuphethu.
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Uthi usazihlalele kamnandi e beach wena nomndeni wakho kuvele kuqhamuke abantu bakwa zungu no zulu ne ntaba yewashingi
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Uma ufika neBolt eBolt and Nut shop, ucele usize olingana nalelo oliphethe, if ungawutholi bathi “sori sir we’ll have to order for u, we’re out of stock. Uthini uZwe? Hlukana nokuba busy ufunana nomkhulisa nduku ngoba ufuna ukungena kuyo yonke imihosha nemihoshanyana engalingene nawe.Malingekho 🍆 alikho Wait for ur turn ur size is coming.
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Ladies if Uke Watshelwa Ukuthi🍑 💦Umnandi 🤸🏾♂️ 😋
Kodwa awulotsholiwe ngithi mtakama☝️ ungalahli ithemba 🙏Basazodlala ngawe✋
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UZuluboy wayedayisa ama vege emarket, kufike kuthenge umlungu ngo R100, manje ubhuti akana shintshi.
Zuluboy:Money is together.
Mlungu:What?
Zuluboy:Money is meeting.
Mlungu: I don’t understand?
Zuluboy:Money is mixed.
Mlungu: I can’t get you?
Zuluboy:Yah abelungu abasazi isilungu.I am said money is in relationship.
Mlungu: Come again?
Zuluboy: Hey wena slima somlungu ,money is joined.
Mlungu: Please explain?
Zuluboy: Money is one, wena slima awuzwa yini?
Mlungu: I beg your pardon?
Zuluboy: Lalela la wena slima somlungu.R1 is here R2 is here R5 is here R10 is here R20 is here R50 is here( ekhomba uR100) they are the team.I mean they are a community here in R100.
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Uma uyisishimane umfana uyakhishwa endlini uhambe uyoba intabane kwabanye abafana nawe
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Ngithi Moses khumula izimbadada ngoba lendawo incwele
Ibhayibheli libuye lisiqambele amanga, zazingekho izimoto ngalesa skhathi, bawathathap ama tyre okwa leziya zimbadada
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Bumped to my Ex
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Ex: Hey Rich wow waze wakhuluphala ayi shuthi izinto sezikuhambela kahle☺
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Rich: Hahahaha wow nawe waze wancipha shuthi ngangikuphethe kahle😂
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Ex: Hahahaha namanje usabheda😂😂Yazi angikholwa ukuthi savele sahlukana kalula kanjalo sesithandane 7 years wonke😢
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Rich: Jah neh.😐Well ngisaphuthuma I hope sobuye sibonane💪
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Ex: Okay Rich ngaze ngajabula ukukubona Thatha nansi inamba yami.😉
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Rich: Okay😀 Nansi ifoni ibhale😑
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Ex: Mmmmm nazo ke sengiyibhalile😐 usungayi saver😮
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Rich: Eish isave wena😕
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Ex: Angikwazi uku saver ngale phone yakho😧
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Rich: Eish…okay konje igama ubani?😰
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Ex: Nxii uyinja Rich sathandana 7 years awusakhumbuli ngisho igama lami😯😩
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Rich: Okay Ngzothi 7 years k
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PHÖNË RÏNGS.
Sindi : hello!
Nyaa : phuma!
Sindi : kanjan izulu lina kanje phandle?
Nyaa : ucabanga ukuthi mina alinginethi yini?
Sindi : babe ngeke ukwaz’ ukuyisho kusasa lento ofuna ukungitshela yona okanye uyisho la ecingweni?
Nyaa : kanti yini inkinga yakho ,angani mina ngyanethwa? Ungenwe yini ngempela
sindi : okungcono wena woza layindlin
Nyaa : okey ngivulele emnyango ke
sindi : (evula emnyango) yini kodwa wafika ngemvula sithandwa sam wat happened?
Nyaa : bengizokutshelaukth … ANGEKE NGIZE NAMUHLANJE,LIYANA
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Muzophuza 🥃🍷🍾nathi kuloDecember,ufika ne-slip se-grocer yakini neVN yomzali wakho ethi “ngiyabonga mtanami” . Sikhathele nje ukuqalekiswa abazali benu thina 🤞🏽🙄😂
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Gents👊 please Condomise izintombi zenu zilala nabantu abagulayo for Imali🤞💔, nizogula Niziphethe Kahle😢🚶
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