Why when you invite people to church they ask “iphuma nini?”, but invite them to a Braai party they ask “iqala nini?”
Blacks!!!
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Why when you invite people to church they ask “iphuma nini?”, but invite them to a Braai party they ask “iqala nini?”
Blacks!!!
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Shela, uqonywe. Ungazitsheli ukuthi uyathandwa ungazange waziswe.Uthini manje uZwe? Ungabozipha nje INTOMBI.
Yeka ukuqhaksa amantombazana mfana. Ngoba uzomelwa inhliziyo.
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mah: sanele!!
sanele : mah
uph unodoli wase dining
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Bendlula kwenye I taroad driving from work to home
Ngabona I sigh ETSI siyakulalela nendoda uma ukuma period cantac..6789101121
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Ngendlela i-data ebiza ngayo la eMzansi, kushibhile ukugibela itekisi uyokhombisa umngani i-video kubo kunokumsendela yona kuWhatsApp.
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Unopete ngo2020? Mniken iwheelchair yakhe uchairperson loyo😂
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Ngizwa abantu bethi eyamadoda ayipheli kodwa mina eyami iphelile iNivea For Men yamadoda engiyigcobayo
#Stherayza
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Indoda eyayineplazi, yayinezingulube ezinhlanu (5) zensikazi. Yahamba nezingulube izisa kwi-auction, ithe uma ifika yahlangana nomunye umlimi owayezodayisa izingulube ezinhlanu ezingamaduna. “Uma ngifuna zikhwelane lezi zingulube ngingenzanjani?” kubuza indoda enezingulube zensikazi.
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“Singahlangana nje mfwethu halfway, zizokhwelana.” kuphendula lo omunye umlimi.
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“Manje ngizokwazi kanjani ukuthi sezimithi?”
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Aphendule umlimi athi: “Uma sezimithi zizoya otshanini ziyodla, uma zingamithi zizobuyela odakeni.”
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Manje babeqhelelene ngo 120km ngokuhlala, bavumelana ngokuthi bazohlangana halfway nezingulube lezo zizo khwelana. Yagcina ingasazidayisanga izingulube indoda yabuyela nazo emuva. Ngakusasa yalayisha izingulube evenini yahamba, yabuya.
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Ngakusasa izingulube zavele zaqonda odakeni. Wahamba futhi kwaze kwaphela iviki lonke, izingulube zilokhu zibuyela odakeni. Yagcina isikhathele indoda, ngakusasa ekuseni yathi kunkosikazi wayo: “Nkosikazi ngicela ungibhekela ngewindi lezi ngulube ukuthi zikuphi. Zisetshanini noma odakeni?” ibuza indoda izilalele embhedeni.
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Aphendule unkosikazi ebona isimanga ngaphandle, “Vuka baba uzobona! Azikho etshanini futhi azikho nasodakeni, zisevenini enye ingaphambili ishaya ihutha!”
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Ubbe wami ngiyasola udayisa ngiyasola udayisa ngezinyoni 🐦🐦ngoba ku4n omunye umjita wabuza ukuthi isesekhonan leyonyoni🤔
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Vodacom >>>>MTN 💝😌✊..!!
Angna Langa Lonke..!! At least Ka MTN Ikhona iHappy Saturday
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Mamezala : makoti!!
Makoti : maaa!??
Mamezala : asambe syophuza..
REPLY AS MAKOTI…
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Boy:sawbona ntokazi…
Girl:yebo
Boy:wazewamuhle yaz ungshaya ngaphakath.
Girl:ngoba ngith angphethe nduku nj,futh ngsemgwaqen…
Boy:ohh! Ok,sis bengsacel ungiph inumbr yakh umungakwaz…
Girl:ngekengkwaz cause nginenamb eyodw mangkupha yona ngeke ngibenay enye
Boy: ….💔
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When you Fail 🎓in Swaziland your Class teacher
write this on your Report Card : TTTTT
Tonke Tifundzo Tako Takulonyaka Tikunyisile.
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EMzimkhulu it’s either ujola nomuntu womuntu or bajola nomuntu wakho😗
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Kungaba mhla ngemini yoku vota ngifake iCV phakhathi kwebhokisi lokuvota😎
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Ukungagezi kwafika nabantu bakwaKhumalo,Mbhele nobani konje?😂😂
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