Usatsi uhlala phansi Ku relationship
Afike umnikati we stulo 😀😁😂😃
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Monday 11:00am at school
Teacher : Good morning my children
Class : Morning ma’am
Teacher : Today we talking about colours, give me all the colours that you know.
Mmusi Maimane : Brown
Ramaphosa : Light Brown.
Gwede Mantashe : Dark Brown
Teacher : Mhmmm very good, continue
Zuma : Chris Brown
Teacher : Mxm, Malema help Zuma please
Julias Malema : Loaf Brown
Teacher : what??Hellen please help these two idiots…
Hellen Zille : Brown Dash
Teacher : Mangosuthu help these Idiots
Mangosuthu Buthelezi : Ellis Brown
Teacher : fotsek!!!
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Awu yazi nje ukuqabulana nomuntu ofake iybuko vele kube ngathi ulunguza ngama window
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And your husband will quickly stuff his side chick’s jacket in the fridge, and tell you politely that,
“Baby ungabambi iplastic leyo emnyama yisitshebo sanext door.”
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Wonke umuntu unamalungelo, nami ngokunjalo nginelungelo lokutshela umka makhi ukuthi ume kahle
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Bumped to my Ex
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Ex: Hey Rich wow waze wakhuluphala ayi shuthi izinto sezikuhambela kahle☺
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Rich: Hahahaha wow nawe waze wancipha shuthi ngangikuphethe kahle😂
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Ex: Hahahaha namanje usabheda😂😂Yazi angikholwa ukuthi savele sahlukana kalula kanjalo sesithandane 7 years wonke😢
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Rich: Jah neh.😐Well ngisaphuthuma I hope sobuye sibonane💪
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Ex: Okay Rich ngaze ngajabula ukukubona Thatha nansi inamba yami.😉
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Rich: Okay😀 Nansi ifoni ibhale😑
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Ex: Mmmmm nazo ke sengiyibhalile😐 usungayi saver😮
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Rich: Eish isave wena😕
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Ex: Angikwazi uku saver ngale phone yakho😧
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Rich: Eish…okay konje igama ubani?😰
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Ex: Nxii uyinja Rich sathandana 7 years awusakhumbuli ngisho igama lami😯😩
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Rich: Okay Ngzothi 7 years k
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👩:bbe ngikuthanda khulu
👨:ohh lemali oyibonile eyama-cement😛
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Waye sethi u Adam ku Eve zama imali yokuza mina ngizo zama yokuthi ujike
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Amahubo 31
verse 9
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Eyakho yonke baby noma ungaze uyikhothe”
Is very important mawupha umtwana iDanone.
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Cela ningikhalise bahlali😩😥😭 ezbuhlungu azipheli💔
Mhhh mmhh 😋
Imilando Ka Mayonnaise🍯 Vulwangodisemba No Baked Choice Asosethi Makhekhe🍪
uVulwangodisemba kanye No Asosethi bazalelwa endaweni yase Dolobheni emashelufini , eWoolworths mmhh😖😋😝mmhh😪😖😋.
uVulwangodisemba🍯 No Asosethi🍪 basuka eWoolworths baya kwaBoxer beyovakashela umalume wabo uBlackFriday😥😖😋.
Ngokungahlaliseki kwabo bazithola emotweni I AMG-trolley G-63🚙🍪🍯ngenxa yokuthanda imali. Mmmh mmmhh😖😥😪😋.
uVulwangodisemba🍯 no Asosethi Makhekhe🍪 bafikela ekhaya🏡ngoplastic endoweni yaseceleni kwewodrophini ecelini kwestina sombhede, emvakwe baseyobhede,nasephinifeni eskhwameni emvakwezitsha ezifaya edaningilumu.
UVulwangodisemba 🍯 kanye Asosethi Makhekhe ngenxa yokungahlaliseki kwabo kahle bazithola eflijini ngohlaka Ka 25X-Mas🎅
UVulwangodisemba uhambe engozini yesalati yekhabishi namaviyena, u Asosethi yena ucwile ejusini🍹🍷wehlangodilinki.
Siyohlezi Sinikhumbula Njalo ngomhlaka 25X-Mas🎅
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Uyabona leli vila lomfazi elaqhamuka nalento yokupheka amagwili engahlutshwanga never awuthole umendo.
Ubuvila bani nje lobu.
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When ur Bae is treating u so good that
u even thinking of going to church and say
“Bazalwane yaz kum’nandi ukujola”
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Teacher: Angilmaki Exercise elingakhaviwe
Me:Angilkhavi Exercise elingamakiwe✋
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Kuvele kugingqike itruck yotshwala phambi kwakho umi nomfundisi esakubonisa ngempilo
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Hhayi bo! Nakhu ngifica umuntu okhulelwe estobhini, sesime sobabili manje sekungathi yimi-ke lo ogile lo mkhuba. 😐
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Ay ziyahlupha ivakashi yaz
1-Zifika iChrger aziphethe
2-Sekunamakamero esingasangeni kalula kuwo ngoba kulaliswa zona
3-Ziyadla too much bt azisizi ngalutho egceken
4-Hlezi zicofana nephne nd mazifonelwa ayi ring ihlez iku silence or vibration
5-I hope anisihlebi lapho ko whatsap ngoba buzophela nya ubuhlobo!!!
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