My Girlfriend Said (On Fb Inbox): “Baby Can
You Slap My Father For R3 Million?”
Me: “Yewena Nginga Qala ngoMamakho
Ngize ngoBabakho Then Ngyodubula
Abantwana Bakin E Creche”
(She Blocked Me)..
Then I Sent WhatsApp “Ngbulale Nawe”
(Blocked Me On WhatsApp)..
Sent Her A Please Call “Ngshise Nendlu
Yakin”
I Hate Stupid Questions

ONLY BLACK WILL SAY “NI BUSY NIHLELI NITHULE”😂😂
BUSY HUH???😮😮
NXXX AYI NINA

Hi Babe imoto yam iyahlupha ngiku N3 between Nkosi St & Majola Rd. Problem ngathi yiWindscreen ye engine. I-fanbelt ayifuni ukuvula i-bonnet yeboot. Dashboard ayingeni kuReverse plus i-spare wheel siphelelwe i-brake fluid. Ngapha amaVeiw mirrors adinga i-oil. Kunzima love I’m not sure ukuthi ngizofika in time for Valentines!

Dear polony brands
Re kgopela polony ya square, lere borotho bjo re bo je ka eng mo di
khoneng??

“Nywe nywe Shaka Zulu never had a child”
kan Cosmo mntwanaban??

Relationshipically ngiku Life Support nakhona odoctor sebefuna ukucima imshini😭😭😭

Wife & husband watching soccer

Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter urefferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!

🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!

IWORLD CUP ISIFIKILE ASAZI!