“Hlala phansi, angeke ufe uma ungayanga lapho!” 💔 😭

Lapho mina ngiyezwa ukuthi ngizofa. 😭

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Uyaz ngithe ngisa cabanga kwenza Omnye umcabango nga cabanga 🤔,
ngithe ngisa cabanga 🤔 kwa Vela Omnye umcabango ,
khowubange nawe usu cabanga nje 🤔

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Umuntu abhale i-post la kuFacebook athi: “Life though. 😥 💔”

Umbuze ukuthi kwenzenjani, athi: “Inbox please.”

Uma ufika ku-inbox, athi: “Let’s WhatsApp.”
Ku-WhatsApp athi: “Call me.”

Umfonele, athi: “Let’s meet.”
Uma nihlangana athi: “You won’t understand.”

Abantu abayeke insangu, nx! 😐 😥 😠

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Silima— sphukuphuku
Silima—- ngadi or nsimu

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Maka boy sekwenzeke iphutha ngithi ngisenda R500 for izinto zikaboy zokuthi aye eskoleni kwavele kwasendeka R5000 ngicela ungibuyisela R4500 please. Reply as umah ka boy

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If yu think money is the only thing that changes istep somuntu then awukaboni umuntu ophethe isikhiye salapho okulenyama lotshwala emfeni

-Ufuna ukuncengwa
-Ufuna ukuqakezelwa
-Khona ke ukuhlala ecatshile ukuze adingwe

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Uma usushiyiwe yeka ukuthi “Ngeke umthole onjengami ” 🙄

Onjengawe phela akasafuneki😁

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Umuntu uzogezela evrandi kulo Disemba, phela nishiyana kabi nina.

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Ubbe wami ngiyasola udayisa ngiyasola udayisa ngezinyoni 🐦🐦ngoba ku4n omunye umjita wabuza ukuthi isesekhonan leyonyoni🤔

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A Taxi Driver drives into a Petrol Station in a Fancy Surburb with his Toyota Quantum Taxi
Taxi Driver: Sawubona,Ngicela Ungifakele I Full Tank Mtakababa(Petrol)
Attendant:I only speak English sir,Could you please repeat that in English
Taxi Driver:Oh! Ok good morning,I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my Motorized Automobile,therefore I Cordially request that you transfere from your Subterranean Resevoir a sufficient quantity of the Combustible fluid of the Highest Octane rating to fill the appropriate receptable of the said means of preambullation to the Brim(fuel).
Attendant:Cha Mfwethu,Bengizidlalela,Uthe Ufuna I petrol Enjani??😃😂😂….

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Aniyeken kufihla ama Panty
enu ngoba nifuna kuhamba
nigqoke ama trank
ethu
mese nilibele ni post iythombe
niwagqokile😂

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Futhi-ke eyami inkolo ayingivumeli ukuthi ngi-celebrate i-Valentine’s Day, 😙 infact Hommmmm…

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Mubheka Ksazo kikizwa Kini Ngenxa Yakho🤭Noma Ngya Hhema Angyeke Ukqina🤨

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In my hood there is a house written “sithengisa amagwinya” at at the gate but when U get to the door they have written “hay siyadlala”

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Intombi yam iyisidomu yangifonela ya thing I
so yo no na kobekungekhomuntu kwakungekho muntu ngampela nayoyayingekho

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Abemubi usis uze ufise lokumbuza ukuth ”
so uyatshona unje ilanga lonke?”

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