Nalento yokuthi uSathane akanamandla siyizwa ngani eniJima naye…

“Nifuna kuphume esinye isdumbu?” Kusho uNgcobo bemfakele inyama encane emngcwabeni.

Ngabe likhona igama lendoda yakho kulawa?
1.Sandile- mawufuna isfebe sendoda abadlulwa yisketi balala ngisho nogogo.
2.Bheki- bathanda ukuzenza obaba banemithetho eminingi.
3.Nathi- uma uyintombazane ethanda izidakwa ayke ufike ekhaya abadakelwa ukuth makube kuhle.
4.Spha- bazenza izinto ezinothando kanti cha banamatotolozi amancane.
5.Sthe- banebhadi lokwaliwa.
6.Sanele- akumanga uhubhu lukabhejane.
7.Ayanda- baqhatha amantombazane.
8.Sya- abazifezi izithembiso bakubambisa udonga olungawi kodwa bayathandeka.
9.Mthobisi- abayikhuphi imali ongoqo.
10.Nkululeko- bazenza izithenjwa kanti nabo bayazibhedela nje.
11.Sbu- amaplayboy okuqala okugcina.
12.Wise- bathanda ukuncengwa.
13.Thobani- bazenza msulwa kanti odoti abafebi kanje ngathi bathi ngibonwa yini.
14.musa- bathanda ucansi bangabamba ngisho uhlanya.
15.Nhlanhla- bathanda ukubhanqa abangani.
16.Xolani- banothando kodwa banebhadi lokufetshelwa.
17.Sboniso- Bazishimele nje qha.
18.Mlungisi- bazenza abaziphethe kahle kanti izishimane.
19.Sbonelo- bazenza abanezintombi kanti baqonywa ilezi ezifebayo.
20.Ntokozo- bazwana nokuziphotha n futhi bagangile kodwa ngeke usho ngendlela ababukeka ngayo
21 Lungelo – banothando olusheshe luphele n izigebengu ezibheke phansi
22. Sakhile akumanga kuyafiwa bathanda utshwala
23.Sipho -babukeka bemsulwa bazenza izinto ezilungile kanti bagangile n abazigcini izethembiso
24 Lindo- bazenza amakholwa kanti bakhohlakele
25. Themba banezinhliziyo ezimbi kodwa bayazifihla
26. Zama banothando oluyiscefe olukhulu
27. Mdu – banothando nd bayatetema benjalo nje.
Its a joke dnt take it personal!!!!!

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mina nawe siyathandana” iveli ithi
“bayanya”

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Umkhulu wawela emgodini onamanzi.
Umshana azame ukusiza, amemeze: “mkhulu nginikeze isandla sakho”
Umshana wayefuna ukuthi ambambe umkhulu amdonsele ngaphandle kodwa yena umkhulu wala ukumqhubela isandla. Waqhubeka ememeza umshana kodwa umkhulu kazange aqhube isandla.
Umshana kwamhlupha wasegijima wayatshela ugogo lapho ayekhona ukuthi umkhulu sewele emgodini kodwa uyala ukunginikeza isandla sakhe.
Ugogo wasesithi ,”Mshana umkhulu wakho uyawomela, ustingy ngenye indlela ongayazi! As long as uthi “nginikeza” kakuniki nex ngoba abangakufuniyo “yikunikeza”! Gijima uyethi Mkhulu thatha nansi isandla sami”. “Ngoba akufunayo yena yikwamukela.” uMshana wenza njalo, umkhulu wasinda”
ISIFUNDO: Ukuwomela kunengcwaba , umkhulu waphosa wafa. Give a hand usile. Siza abanye basinde. Kanti wena ofundayo nawe if awufani lomkhulu, nginikeza iAirtyme phela.