It seems as though am the only one who finds Nosipho from uzalo not aesthetically pleasing…🤔🤔

I mean look at Qabanga and Mongi…

Wawufuna ukufundela ukuba yini empilweni bengakakuthakathi?

Bashonaphi labo bhuti ababesifica sizidlalela kamnandi, bafike bathi: “Sbanibani, uyamsaba lo?” Besho bekhomba umngani wakho odlala naye.

Uphendule uthi: “Angimsabi.” Qede babuze lo mngani wakho ukuthi yena uyakusaba yini, uma ethi akakusabi bese kuthiwa yilwani. 😐 😢

Ziphi lezo zinja ezazisiqhatha? 😡
Ngikhulile manje ngifuna ukuziphindiselela kubo.

When you’re trying to hide your slender girlfriend at night

Boom💣💣💣

Your uncle whispers to you:
“Mshana ngcela umoba ngikubonile ungena nawo”😎😎😎

My wife took my📱phone and deleted Dineo’s number and saved her number as Dineo.
You see, someone had tipped my wife off about my Dineo. I then got an SMS from Dineo asking for airtime. I rushed to the spaza, bought the airtime, and sent it to Dineo. She did not acknowledge receipt of the airtime.
When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Dineo had received the airtime. I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the airtime. Her response was, “Call me now”.
I got out of the house to make the call.
Me:(whispering) Neo baby zkhiphani?
My wife:”Futsek ngena endlini”. Ngisami phandle lamanje ngingene njani endlini kodwa?

Ave bejwayela ngasekhaya😕

mengihamba nezumba kuphuma u Mashu wonke🙆🏻‍♂

Mengihamba nesqubu akuphumi ngisho oyedwa umsoon

*Mxolisi:* _”Hey baby, ngi lana kini ngaphandle. Ukuphi?”_

*Gugu:* _”Eish baby, sorry angikho ekhaya ngila e-Jo’burg ngihambe izolo. Bow’funani?”_

*Mxolisi:* _”Eish, ag no it’s fine baby. I wanted to see you, ngino Ten Thousand Rand.”_

*Gugu:* _”Eh, baby!.. Okay just give me five minutes, I’ll be there!”_

*Mxolisi:* _”Hawu, 5 minutes from e-Jo’burg baby?”_

*Gugu:* LOL _”No, relax-a baby. Silana kwamngane wami, sithi kuse Jo’burg. It’s just two blocks away from ekhaya, ngiyeza now now my love.”_

*Mxolisi:* _”Okay ke baby, sizokulinda.”_

*Gugu:* _”Hawu nizongilinda? Kanti uhamba nobani?”_

*Mxolisi:* LOL _”Oh eish, sorry s’thandwa sami. Ngino Lindo, umngane wami wase Thekwini. Uyam’khumbula mos, angithi? We call him u ‘Ten Thousand Rand’ sometimes.”_

That one person who always see you wearing the same outfit uze ufise kumchazela!