There are statements in life I will never understand,
like “If you really love him, let him go” 😭
Hayibo uyaphi ngimthanda😂💔
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Me: bbe ukeph
Her: Durban years bbe
Me: what🤨
Her: la kudayisa khona ama pizza
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Kanti akelitsho uDP lo elikhuluma ngaye utshoni
when referring to Profile Picture,
is it Drofile Picture?
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Uma ungyithandi ipp yami isho uzobona ikati elimnyama 🐈😂😂
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Bahle abafana abamnyama
Khona mese juluka ngathi I
Coke ebandayo
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Girls, xolisani kulabo sisi enizibiza ngabo uma nishelwa.
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I Pain Yokulanda Ama ARV’s Ngezinyawo Ekubeni HIV Yayifike Nge POLO
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If Wake Wamemeza Ibhanoyi ukuthi Alikphathele Amaswidi🍫🍬🍭 Syabizwa E-Äirport Sezifikile Izinto Zethu😹
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Ngithole i-call from a car tracking company, bathi imoto yam i-outside the province! 😲 Bangibuze ukuthi ngabe yimi yini oyishayelayo, ngivele ngakhushukelwa i-BP same time. 😩
Yimi lowaya ngithwala izandla ekhanda, ngadonsa amaguzu ami ngayobamba itekisi ngibheke e-police station. 😕 Ngafika sengihefuzelisa okwengulube, angisakwazi nok’khuluma. 😣 Ngithi ngichaza udaba athi u-captain: “Yehlisa umoya ndoda, bese uchaza kahle.”
Anginike amanzi, ngiphuze. Ubuye umqondo ukuth no maaan, anginamoto mina! 🤔 Ngingumahlalela. Ngikutshela ukuthi ngibuye sengibuya ngeveni yamaphoyisa.
Kumele ngibuyele ensangwini, uyazi bengi-right ngizibhemela.
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Indoda ibambe umfazi wayo nendoda. Icasuke ife ithathe umfazi wayo bahambe baye ekhaya. Mabefika ekhaya isho ngokuthukuthela okukhulu ithi “wena mfazi thatha zonke izingubo zakho uham….. “iringe ifoni kankosikazi ubaba esakhuluma. Unkosikazi ayiphendule ku loud speaker. Kuzwakale nje ” thank you for claiming your lotto winnings, you may comey to our offices to collect your 3million rands ” Ajabule Unkosikazi mayeqeda athi “baba uthe izingubo zami zenzenjani? ” indoda isho ngelipholile ithi, “bengithi letha zonke izingubo zakho ngikuwashele
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Mtheli : Ezintweni ezisemhlabeni ma frnd… iSouth Africa🇿🇦 wawuyoyifanisa nani.
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Mvumbi: Ne-Bicycle 🚲 laSdumo, lona elalinezinkinga eziningi
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UMoyo loNcube bahleli ngaphansi kwesihlahla,uMoyo aqale indaba:. Uyazi Ncube kithi eFilabusi kwakekwabanjwa umlamba oyi100 metres, athule uNcube laye adubuke ngokuthi kithi eNyathi kutholakale iskepe esasetshenziswa kuworld war 2 lokhu silayithile. UMoyo athi lawe lapha usufake isawudo kakhulu.uNcube abesesithi ndoda lawe yehlisa amametres akho lami ngibesengicitsha amalayithi
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Waiting for pregnancy test result nd u keep singing silence
“Jehova retsepile wena” as
if u hv forgotten Omunye phez komunye
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At a burial yesterday, while I was there, my
brother called my phone to ask who killed
the chicken at home, and also the pastor
that was preaching was saying “whoever
that killed this man will confess today”…..
I tried to reply my brother in a low voice
but he couldn’t hear me because the place
was noisy, so I shouted “Hi Mina ninga
dlaya….
Brothers and Sisters, the next thing I can
remember is that I woke up in a hospital
this morning with a swollen face, 3teeth
missing and a broken bone
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Inbox your crush and say “Yaz abantu bayangsukela bathi Syajola.
.
Thank me later
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U call it dating lento yomuntu who doesn’t answer ur calls onga return ama sms ..aphinde asenda ama sms’s afone makuthanda yena.
Haiybo udoti low shiya.
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