Those who say: “okusalayo lizayehlukana kuphela” should be included in your wedding programme as , ‘okhulumela abathakathi
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Geza phela noma u-single, nefriji liyaduma lingenalutho.
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A baby mosquitoe had just had his first day lokutinyela abantu, ntambama his father askd: ‘How was yo 1st day in the real world son?’ Baby mosquito: “It was fanta-bulous dad, everyone was clapping hands for me!” Dad: “Son, every1 was trying to kill you.” MORAL: not every1 who laughs with you is a well-wisher, do not trust every cute smile.
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Yenzani iTV kubantu abashadile ekamelweni. Cos kumele engabe kuphela amacala bajola 9/9.iTV eyalabo memomkhu abalahlekelwa abakhwenyana, ingekho nabo into abangayenza. Ingakho sebajola noZalo abanye bashada ne Generations:The Legacy.
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He he he he he have you seen the whatsapp and facebook statuses for january compared to December?
In December the statuses were…. Phez’komunye , tholukuthi Hey ,ngidl’imali yam (enjoying my money). Woza Dizemba, Bonus fever, Reja joy, Now its January they start saying …. the lord is my shepered, my God will never leave me alone, Jehova the provider. I know the plans I have for you….No weapon formed against me shall prosper; I command poverty out of my life, Jesus will make a way for me,
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“Amantombazane azozizela.” Kusho ugogo 👵🏿 egunda umntanami ngeskero.
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Xhosa women with anger management issues.
Mlungisi : Babe, why kanti ama Panty awakho eshile ngaphambi?
Nojwarha : Khawutye impundu wethu uyeke iPanty etshileyo awuso sicima mlilo kaloku, sunduqhela kakbi rhaaaa😂😂😂😂😂
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Bese kuba khona le mpama 👋 engadingi ubuyisele, 😭 efuna nje ubuye nge-van yamaphoyisa 🚔 ususike iphiko, uqhamuke usumkhomba ngo-seven 👉🏼 lo okushayile.
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Izingane zase Creche zithi mubi loZUMA omusha
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Zingane akesizifundise ukusebenza emakhaya makusetshenzwa, singabaleki,kuyalinywa uyabaleka kuyatshalwa uyabaleka nomakuhlakulwa awukho, masekuvuthiwe indlela eya ensimini ivulwa yini,masingagadi izintibane sigade nani bakwethu, hhay kabi
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Namanje ngisanenhlanhla.Ukube njalo mangi cheater ngiphuma izinyo,kube Kade ngidl’idokwe
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TEACHER: Name any animal that lives in water.
KELVIN: Hippopotomas.
TEACHER: Tomas your turn.
TOMAS: Hippopokelvin.😂😂🏃😜
TEACHER: Tomas be normal.
TOMAS: Nguye uqalile
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Kuthiwa kumnandi ukubaliselwa ihlaya wumunt’omumbi ngoba awuhlek’hlaya kuphel ugcin’usuhleka naye ngenxa yobubi bakhe
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“Baby, ngilambile.”
Umphakele.
“Baby, ngihalela u-Porto.”
Uwuthenge.
“Baby, sale usuthenga ne-drink, 2 litre ye-Coke.”
Uyithenge.
“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuya e-toilet.”
Umphelezele.
“Baby, ngiphethwe ikhanda.”
Uthenge i-GrandPa.
“Bab,y ngisalala. Ngikhathele.”
Umvumele alale.
“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuyochama, vuka ungikhanyisele.”
Uvuke ukhanyise.
Ilale inkanyamba, ivuke ngo 02:15am ikugaxe umlenze, isilale yadela busathi buyafika nje ubuthongo kuwe. “Baby, musa phela ukulala, ngikhona. Yini? Vele ngiyakubhora?”
Jehova! 🙆🏽♂️
Kanti senzeni thina kangaka?
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Waliwe indoda enempandla.Njalo umu ucwecwa amazambane, sisho isililo😂😂😂😂
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Ivele ibembi iEx ungathi ungayibhadala R50 every week ukuze angayithi vuu eyokuthi lake lajola.
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