Imithetho Elishumi Nanye Okumele Igcinwe Yizivakashi Kulo Disemba:

1. Ungalivuli i-fridge lami ungafakanga lutho kulo ngoba asikuhlanganiselanga okuphakathi.

2. Uma uvakashile, fika no-plastic kanye negrosa, ucabanga ukuthi uzodla ukudla kwabani? 🤨

3. Uma uvakashile yisho ukuthi uzohamba nini, futhi usheshe uhambe ngoba sizogcina singasakuthandisisi.

4. Uma uvuka, cleaner ngoba asizwani namavila, kodwa uma u-cleaner ungashintshi lutho ngoba kayacika uma usukhuthele kakhulu.

5. Ungazithethisi izingane zalapha ekhaya, uma zi-spoiled khumbula ukuthi zikubo, uwena osuke kini weza la kubo.

6. Ungafiki namaCDs akho, lapha ekhaya kudlala ezethu izingoma kuze kuse, uma ungazithandi ungalokothi uzishintshe ngoba sizokubuka kabi maqede sikuxoshe.

7. Ungayi njalo e-toilet ngoba asizwani nephunga esingalijwayele kanti futhi namanzi ayakhokhelwa.

8. Uma sekuzofika izinsuku zakho zokuhamba uqikelele ukuthi imali iphelele ngoba asinayo eyokukugibelisa uma usuphindela emuva, asikulethanga futhi asikubizanga.

9. Ungabi nabangani ozobathola ngapha ngoba isigcino uzobavakashisa lapha ekhaya kanti kwawena uvakashile bese uba nesidina more.

10. Nge-New Year’s Eve kumele kuhlukanise ingoma kaLokhuza, uma kungenjalo sonke sizo-complainer. Ukhozi FM sizolucisha uma kuhlukanise ingoma esingayifuni bese sidlala uLokhuza ngefoni, wena-ke waphuma eceleni ungaphinde ubuye lapha ekhaya ngoba uyaphapha.

11. Ziphathele i-charger yakho kanye nophaqa, bonus points uma uziphathele ne-adapter plug. Sizozwana.

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Amadoda Afuna
-Ukudla🍲
-Ucansi🍆🍑
-Inhlonipho🙏
-Ukuthembeka🤗
-Nokukhuthazwa💏
Abesifazane Bafuna
-Ukudla🍲
-Imali💰
-Uku Post(wa)📸
-Isikhathi🕐
-Ucansi Kube Ngathi Umshini Wokuthunga😳
-Ukunakwa📲
-Ama Gifts 🎁
-Ama Password 💳
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-Ama Explanation 📜
-Umhlaba⛰️
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-Umoya🌬️🌀
-Ulwandle🗻
-Izinkanyezi🌌
-Ilanga🌄
-I-Quantum🚖i
-Umphetho Wengubo Kajesu😱
-Umkhumbi Kanowa🙄
-Imbenge Yomile😲
-Overall Ka Sdumo🙆‍♂️
-Nomphefumulo Wakho🎅

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Umbona ngoku shoot Ama Half Pic
Ukuth Lo unomzimba we Green Peeper

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Igundane lidle intoyam namanje mangilibuza ukuth likushoniseph liyaphephetha

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Wake watshelwa umuntu ukuthi umumbi ehlangana nawe, angaxolisi nokuthi athi ngiyadlala avele akushiye kanjalo ahambe. Uhambe uzibuza ukuthi umumbi ngempela, mawumumbi ububi bakho benzeni kubani?

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Kaze le mpahla👉🍑 inguba percent of alcohol into engididizayo
after round Uma ngiyolanda thawula

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My neighbor bought another kind of chicken, 🐓 something that runs while you are still spraying sneakers.

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Othandekayo Sherpard. yimi ugogo
wakho una Ame ngifuna ukubonga
isifiso owasenzayo sokungidingela
umfana uJJ wokungincedisa
imisebenzi ekhaya.Udubo lwami
ngolokuthi uJJ yisilima
samagalathiya ,buya uzomthatha
umbisele lapho owamthatha
khona.Ngamthuma koDube
ukuyathatha idonki wabuya
elithwele emahlombe ngamtshela
ukuthi ngani uthethe
intambo walibopha labuya
lizihambela yena elidonsa,ngeviki
eyalandelayo ngathi ayethatha
umlenze wenkomo koMaphosa
wabuya lawo ewubophe ngentambo
ewudonsa
enhlabathini,inyama yonke
yagcwala inhlabathi ngathi kuye
ngani ubeyifake ekhanda..Ngamth
uma imajarina esitolo
wabuya eyifake ekhanda khonapho
ilanga litshisa bhe
wancibilika wagelezela ebusweni
ngathi ngani ubefake
esikwameni.Ngasengimthuma
uchago lwenkomo koMagamula
wabethatha uchago lonke ethela
esikhwameni.Ngamthuma
futhi ukuthi ayethenga i2kg
yetshukela waphenduka
engathenganga esithi kulama 1kg
kuphela ,ngathi ngabe
uthenge ama1kg angu2,ngamthuma
njalo ukuthi
angithengele amathenisi ami uSIZE6
wabuya esithi uwaswele
wasethenga oSIZE3 ababili……..
……………ha mzukulu buya
uthathe umuntu wakho kusasa
lokhu!!
Yimi ugogo wakho una Ame!!

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👩: Sthandwa samie😍😍❤️
👨: Eiy Slie anifani nje ukubona umuntu e-online Nnx

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Z’hlobo zami ngithanda ukubonga uJehova ngoba amakhaza angiflce sengiqedile iSyllabus yokugeza umzimba Wonke. KuJune noJuIy ngizobe ngenza nje ama revision Iapha nalaphaya, ngigeza ubuso nenyawo nokwesula amakhwapha!”

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Him:bbe cela uzongivakashela
Her:Eish bbe angikho ryt

Xolani money maker
Xolani:bbe u free nini ngifuna siyodla iLunch
Her:manje asambe

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Umshado 👰💍 ulindwa nge degree 👩‍🎓
Netohwana (span) ai nge momozi 🍑
Engenalutho
Not my hand writing

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Sengizibuke zonke iziqephu zalo popayi okuthiwa uBen 10, akukho nesisodwa isiqephu la ejola khona nomama abadala!

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