SIKUJWAYELE LOKHU NJENGABANTU ABAMNYAMA:
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1. Silobole kuphele 5 years, umshado dololo.
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2. Abazihluphi nge-divorce, they just separate for the rest of their lives.
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3. Bahlezi be-late emasontweni, emsebenzini and everywhere else ngaphandle uma kuyiwa ebumnandini, especially when “Club entry is free before 11pm.”
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4. I-Diabetes siyibiza ngoshukela.
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5. I-toothpaste yonke ekhona ibizwa nge-Colgate.
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6. Ubathola be-driver imoto etown, ivuliwe amawindi ngisho kuthiwa liyana ngoba befuna ukubonwa or umuntu abamaziyo khona bezombingelela.
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7. Emicimbini baswenka beconse khona bezobukwa, kodwa abafiki nazipho (presents).
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8. Umndeni nomndeni kuba khona isihlobo esine-criminal record.
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9. Uma befa bashiya izikweletu, engabe bashiya amafa.
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10. Uma bephukelwe yifriji balenza ikhabethe.
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11. Uma begugelwe yiphentihosi balenza iduku.
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12. Ushaye u-callback uthi ungibhazile.
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13. Ugugelwe yithawula ulenze isikorobho.
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14. Isitsha se-Rama siphatha ngaso ukudla emsebenzini.
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15. Steelwool senziwe u-cricket.
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16. Umbhede usekwe ngezitini.
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17. Ibhodlela le-mayonnaise siliphendula ibhodlela likasawoti kumbe lika-curry powder.
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18. Sigeza sizikhuhle ngesaka lama-orintshi.
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19. Ama-corn flakes kuthiwa ama-Kellogs.
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20. RSVP, asiyazi leyo nto. It’s either siyafika or asifiki, usuyobona nawe.
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21. Sithenga izicathulo ezibizayo bese sihlobisa nge-cardboard lakhona.
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22. Container ye-yoghurt 1kg uma isiphelile sifaka kuyo steelwool, skirpoto nensipho yokugeza izitsha.
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23. Isaka lempuphu liphenduka ivovo lokuvova utshwala besintu.
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24. Isigubhu se-Powerade siphatha ngaso i-juice esikoleni. (Phika phela)
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25. Isigubhu sika-2 litha we-juice/wamasi sifaka kuso imbiza yokuchatha.
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26. Uma kuphela impuphu sibiyele ingadi ngesaka lempuphu.
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FAKA OKWAKHO NAWE SIHLEKE SONKE

RIP Mama uWinnie Madikizela Mandela!!!
Sacela mawufika ngale utshele uTata Madiba ukuthi kubi!!!!
Kuyabheda la eMzansi!!!!
1. kune EFF elwa noMsholozi!!
2. UZuma akesesiye upresident
3. URamaphosa uthi singawudli uPolony😭😭😭😭
4. UMalusi Gigaba unyuse iVAT seyiwu15%💔💔💔
5. Sesino Zodwa wabantu ongaligqoki iphenti!!!!
6. Kubi nje la eMzansi kulahleke noDuduzane
7. Ayiduri Data ithi go garanti kanti uFree mode uyabhora uzithola sewureacta ngo❤ kanti kufakwe isthombe se-Ex yakho😭😭😭😭
8. We miss your Dance(Madiba Jive) safa yiVosho!!!!!
9. Syakukhumbula Tata, you won’t believe ukuthi amacala kaZuma asenciphe kanjani😳😳😳 from 700+ to just 16!!!!!
10. Cishe ngakhohlwa, sesiphelile uNkunzi entshontha izimoto kwaMashu nebhlukwe eliyi pyjama!!!
Kuningi nje Tata angeke kuphele kunanama Gupta phakathi!!!!
Please Mama Winnie udlulise sana!!!

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Uyaphi nje ku February
unendoda eyodwa

mifa lento ngakashayi nomhlaka 14
uzoth buwenzan

I can’t wait to teach my son English…
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Inhloko – head
Inyawo – Foot
Umfazi – Snake