Ngifuna ukubhala T-shirt yami 👕 ukuthi: “Ngeke ube um🔜 njenge-family.” Bese ngiyifaka uma kunomsebenzi
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Yaz lensangu ya KwaMashu
angiyizwa kahle aybambani
SENZO :Happy Valentines Day
guy😘
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Alikho iqili lazikhothe qolo umthwalowendoda nkathazo wagqilaza intombi namadoda esgodini sangakubo
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Omakhelwane bahlezi bekubona munyonyoba nentombi ebusuku uyifaka kini but abakwazi kubona isigebengu esingene kini emini santshontsha!!
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Sekufe 4 wamapleti 🍽 kamama ekhishini, phela u”Nails done” ubegeza izitsha.
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Okae matome wago emisa taxi
Bare oya kae are “BACK SIT”
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Ebhayibhelini zazilishumi(10) intombi ezazilinde umyeni oyedwa(1)lina ngokuba babili nje kuphela endodeni selikhiphana amehlo
fundani ibhayibheli niyeke idrama.
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Omunye UCC ubengakwazi ukuzikama ngemumva ekhanda ngathi cela ukukama, wajabula wafa wathi ASAMBE 🚶 siyokamelanda embhedeni, aybo usethin. Lomunt
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You see i dont know Zulu well but there is
this girl i like and she keeps saying “wena
ubheda kakhulu”
I guess she means i am “better and cool”
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Muntu wakho ancamele
kufaka a blank pic on whatsapp
SENZO :ukhona wena✊😂
yaz uyshimele😑
But It’s None Of My Business
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Wena nomkakho niyagula. Angazi ubani owathelela omunye noma uyena owasuka nakho kubo. Kodwa engikwaziyo nigula ukugula okufanayo. Anive ningasigcini isikhathi.
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Wife : Wena Phuthi ngibone uSusan ekwenze I profile picture yakhe.?
Me: Ohh ok.
Wife : Uthi ok njani mina ngikutashela. Uyini kaSusan wena?
Me: Ngiyi Profile picture yakhe angithi nguwe otsho njalo.
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I’m done motivating you guys, anibongi. ✋🏽 😑
Ofuna ukuqoma, ukudivosa nofuna ukufa imbala ngithi kini:
“Go ahead, I DON KHE!
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Me 👨: mmmm ushiphelani Nomusa🙄
Her: 🧟
Me 👨: Ohhh Kanti uyazamula🤧
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Abe mnandi u gal uthi noma sekahamba ucabange
noku mchuphela impuphu
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Those who say: “okusalayo lizayehlukana kuphela” should be included in your wedding programme as , ‘okhulumela abathakathi’😂
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