Ibhodwe elino mshudo ngaqala ukulibona kwa “Dlamini”
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Umama wathatha uMxolisi ingane yakhe yomfana wathi: “Mxolisi, asihambe siyolanda ubaba wakho ethuneni, uwena ozokhuluma ngoba uwumfana wakhe wokuqala nowokugcina. Uzombingelela umtshele ukuthi singobani bese umtshela ukuthi sizomlanda simbuyisela ekhaya simhlabele inkomo ngakho angakhathazeki uma efika kugcwele egcekeni. Mina ngeke ngikhulume ngoba uma uphethe ihlahla lomphafa awukhulumisi muntu ophilayo ngoba lo ongasekho uzosala endleleni.”
Bahambe-ke baye ethuneni baguqe eduze kwethuna.
Mxolisi: “Eita timer, ngiyacava u-grand hier. Imina intwana yakho, ngivaya ne-Olas la. Buka, grand grand wena timer sizokuncuka daar sivaye nawe. Siya endabukweni, uyang’thola?. So wena gidla kuleli qabunga sivaye-ke. Ungalokhu uzikhuphula kakhulu ngalabo sdumbu ozobafica begcwele edladleni. Sikugingqele ibhasi lonke, cabanga! Asimashe-ke!”
Waquleka umama.
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Bampintshane ebackseat yeskwele sdudla sjive fake buso bakho ekwapheni laso
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Ungazitshela ukuthi ama Gold Diggers asemadolobheni kuphela kanti agcwele yonke indawo. Uthi usemakhaya uthole intombazane ezokubuza ukuthi unawo yini umhlaba nemfuyo.
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Otla swenkela ke ngwanyana wa meno ama
yellow nkare o hupile di emoji
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Intombazane iwela umgwaqo ngakwenye i-campus yase-UKZN.
Taxi Driver: “Awusuke endleleni weFees Must Fall!”
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ENGLISH: Boys and Girls.
ZULUS: Bafana Namantombazane.
ENGLISH L: They look like Girls.
ZULUS: Bafana Namantombazane…
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Uyazi Ngidinga bonke engangidlala labo amatope besithi ngingubaba bona bangomama…..ngfuna ukubuza ukuthi babe serious yini siphinde
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Izingane zakho Smakade, zihlulekile ukuba ne-summer body. Sezifaka ikhethenisi elimnyama phezu kwe-bikini.
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My wife took my📱phone and deleted Dineo’s number and saved her number as Dineo.
You see, someone had tipped my wife off about my Dineo. I then got an SMS from Dineo asking for airtime. I rushed to the spaza, bought the airtime, and sent it to Dineo. She did not acknowledge receipt of the airtime.
When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Dineo had received the airtime. I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the airtime. Her response was, “Call me now”.
I got out of the house to make the call.
Me:(whispering) Neo baby zkhiphani?
My wife:”Futsek ngena endlini”. Ngisami phandle lamanje ngingene njani endlini kodwa?
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Umnyama sengathi yingane yomthakathi,usho ngemsinsila emibili,
namazinyo avelobala, savelelwa bo
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AWUYEKE UHLALE USIBALISELA ✋ AWUSUKUME ‘FEBE’ NAWE NJENGEZINYE IZINGAN😏
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Umuntu umbone ngisho ephuza amanzi ukt ngek akulobole
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Inhliziyo yendoda itholwa umuntu oyedwa, the rest basuke sebethola izinso, usu, inyongo ne 4-5 ke😂😂😂😂😂
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Umthole usne elandelwa iympukane Kanti akaygezanga leyanto
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Ngendlela i-data ebiza ngayo la eMzansi, kushibhile ukugibela itekisi uyokhombisa umngani i-video kubo kunokumsendela yona kuWhatsApp.
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