Dear Bae
I will not be available for the whole month of December.
Ngiyo Twasa and phones dont work under water
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The Reason kuno Father Christmas🎅engekho u- Mother chrismas🤶..
Ingoba wawuzozwa kuthiwa “UMITHI LOWO UKHISIMUZI UHLEHLILE” 🤷♂️
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Sometimes akukhona ukuthi abantu bayachoma, uwena nje osuke ubuka ngeso lomona.
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Umunt umvakashele akuthelele I coke e glass(Ini) ijeke likhona 😣🙌
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Avekunzima uma ungasebenzi abantu bakuthathisa okwesilima nje, ngisho usiza awubongwa, yonke into oyenzayo ayinakwa yikho abanye bezinikela emajikini nje
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The presenter of nyan nyan
is like “Cela mxelele lento okade undixelela apha
ngaphandle ngabe sengithi ndiyaxoka”
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avekumnandi ukuthula noma inanimate bedlalangawe, bekuthembisa into engekho uvume nje, mhla sebeshaywe umhlaba uyobabona sebekhuluma iqiniso lapho wena ungasalidingi ngoba kade walazi
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Mawunesikweletu somuntu omsabayo vele uyekubangani bakho ucele bakubulale athuyafika uzosifuna kuthiwe kade afa loyo, khona ezojala
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👮♀️: Manje I mop ifunani ePolice Station?
🤕: Ngizosula icala
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Uyakwazi ukuba broke engathi I breakfast yenja.
Futhi nt jst inja nje, umgodoyi.
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Umnangagwa ebeshaya gora 2goals phela sidlala le Zambia izolo
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White people
Caller : can you please give me Joe’s number
Receiver : 0612569123
Black people
Caller : hhoyi awung-Gaye Mabhelas kaSkebhe da
Receiver : sure uyiphethe ipen daa
Caller : ipen! Pen pen ukuphi nah ? Sure skhokho Sam
Receiver : 063
Caller : yah
Receiver 846
Caller : yah
Receiver : 4467
Caller : double 4 bani?
Receiver 4467
Caller double 4, 6 bani?
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👩🏽🦰: “Babe, uyazi umuhle kanjani?”
👨🏻🦱: “Le mali oyibonile Gugu, eyokuthenga usimende!”
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Ipain yokujola neSlay Queen basishyel iHoot sihamba nawe
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Lento oyibiza ngendoda yakho ifake uDye oBlonde😓 ekhanda ci ai uzoba strong ngane yabantu
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Bazokuxaka eMzansi, umuntu ahambe ayobhala i-test ye-learner’s licence ashiye imoto yakhe kwi-parking.
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