“Ungowakwethu wena!”

Is very important uma usaha

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Isbindi is when you drink Vodka that has a higher percentage than your matric school result you got 29% in English but you drinking Russian Bear 43% haibo you’re ambitious yaz

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Intombi yam iyisidomu yangifonela ya thing I
so yo no na kobekungekhomuntu kwakungekho muntu ngampela nayoyayingekho

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Yaz ngihalela ukuhleka ukuthi njeh sengikhohliwe ukuthi ngizothi ngihlekan

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Ama boyfriend wenu talk a lot on the phone, once wam’ vakashela ukupha amaLemon Cream adlale no music ka Sjava athule athi duuuu🤫, after every 10min umuzwe athi…… “yaaaah ng’yakuzwa ke ma-Phindi-Phindi”✋

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Madoda aku-Facebook. Niwathathaphi ama-feelings abantu ningabazi eningakaze nibabone? 🤣🤣🤣

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AVE UDLA 🍲🍔🍔🍔KODWA AWUKHULUPHALI 🕴🕴

LAPHU NAWE 👉💃AVE UJOLA 👫 KODWA AWUSHADI👪

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O di tshetshela lilai lidenya-denya la polony nne a ntshetshela kulai kusekene-sekene kune ndi a kona u vhona na mbevha i seli😞

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Uthi uvakashele iBoyfriend yakho😍 ungaboni phone yakho📱😭and ask him to borrow you his phone,ubone i-Wallpaper nguwe😜uthi uya slide uthole kune Password😭🔏uthi Babe i-Password avele akunyise Athi “Your name love❤” Uthi ushaya iNumber yakho uthole ibhalwe “Makoti ka mama”💍😘kuvele kuthi shishiliza nge ass🍑📌phansi😭💋uthi usabuka WhatsApp wakhe Dp nguwe😍Shareit nguwe💞Gallery kugcwele wena💑ku Facebook nguwe😘👑Bio nguwe😻🤗Awh kodwa Ngelosi yomjolo🙆❤😍Athi babe nali Card lase Capitac💳💷😍 uthi i_Pin?? Athi your Date of birth love🙈❤💑Awh Jesssoooo😢❤_Uthi usaguquka uvele uphaphame ephuphweni💔😭😭😭 Unye Nyii

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Security guard : student card
King Sol : here it is 😍 ” 🧟 ”
Security guard : Mthembu tlo bone

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Sonke sinama results eswathola emvakobusika

1.pregnance 🤰🍆
2.izifo zocansi🙍‍♂️🛌
3.iNyongo 🤦‍♀️☕

Mina ngi bhizi neTiye, my Result is number 03 for iNyongo yoshukela we Tiye
Engabe wena ulindsleni ?

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Kunzima ukuba yindoda :(.
Imagine ukuba nento evele iqine nje ime without your permission

Shuuuu :D😰😨😵

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TEACHER: Name any animal that lives in water.
KELVIN: Hippopotomas.
TEACHER: Tomas your turn.
TOMAS: Hippopokelvin.😂😂🏃😜
TEACHER: Tomas be normal.
TOMAS: Nguye uqalile

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Ladies, sorry to say this…
But if you looking for a perfect man to love you, you won’t find him because he was hung on the cross many years ago.
My advice to you is “Bamba lokho okuvukile”.

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