Him:how did you sleep?😜😝
Her:ncoow ,I slipped great boo.

Majita,sthwele kanzima

“Phezu kwakhe boy, ungamsabi!”

👦🏾: “Sawubona Mandisa, ubani igama lakho?

i gave a homeless guy $2 at the robots and i told him
“don’t buy drugs”, and he replied
“ungangitsheli okwekenza ngemali yami”

Awukho umbuzo ozondwa ngabafazi njengalothi “uphi ubaba wengane?”

Mzukwane bengibamba inkunzi baqeda bathi “Awujaive sbone awukwatanga”

Whites: Pass me that ear buddy. My ears are itchy.
Blacks: Nxxx awungiphe usiba lwenkukhu lapho yazi kune ex yami engihlebayo.

Noma ungayivula yonke, ma ingazwakali ayizwakali nje. Ihlupha lapho ke iradio

Omakhelwane bahlezi bekubona munyonyoba nentombi ebusuku uyifaka kini but abakwazi kubona isigebengu esingene kini emini santshontsha!!

That moment when you pass by Church and the Postor be like
“bazalwane uSathane uyadlula”