Igama lefone kuthiwa iHuawei akuyona iHawaii, igama elithi RIP lisho uRest in Peace not Ramaphosa is Pregnant
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My Goal This Year Was To Be Madly😝 Rich🤗
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I’m Mad Already.. 🙄Slowly Getting There
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Wife & husband watching soccer
Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi, igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee, kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter ureferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!
🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!
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Aybo ngisizeni ningiphe ispelling saThekhe as in like ,thekhe of urself
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Gulukudu uMjay etaxn ahlale eduze kuka Mbali. Kufudume nama windi avaliwe.
Mj: hlw sqeda se-Oross, awsemhle kanje. Uyakuph?
Mb: yin bhut, bengbuz direction yin? Sengzokwehla.
Mj: haw ok, ngcel ngiph inumber yakho.
Mb: nam lengnayo ngyay rentela, ngeke ngikwazi.
Ungangincengi ngoba ngeke withole.
Mj: ngyakcela khona sizoxoxa
Mb:angfuni futhi ngzomemeza😚
Mj: (emncenga) ngyakcela muhlez
Mb: (ebhavumula etaxn) NGITHE ANGFUNI AWUZW
(Kuthuleke etaxn)
Mj: haw Cc 😮 ungafike usuze bese unqab ukvuli windy, ngoba nakhu sewzokwehla wena. VULI FASTELA
Passengers 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣
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U be single kanjani
Kune ma couples langa fanelani 😀
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“ngizofaka kancane”
Which other begging line do you know??
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Siyazi ukuthi uBabakhe akaMondli,,
Kodwaa Mqeze phelaa Abemuhle!!
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I wonder amaqhoks 👠 anenzani emakhanda? 🙄 Umuntu ngokufaka nje i-heel useyi-Independent woman, a fighter, goal-driven mbokodo what what.
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Blamer umamakho ngokuthy ube mfishane ngoba wuye o wathy ungayifaki yonke
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Ubaba ko uye gay mego feka abotoths uthe take everything ecsept my lipstick
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ushikwapo shikamana,
na mbona madem tukiwashika wanakataa
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Inyama yenkukhu yayimnandi isabizwa ngamaphisisi.
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👩🏻:I male besty Qha!!💁♀️
🧒:Ngithe Thatha isthombe sam nawe Siqabulana🙄😤
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Sisi uya prevent kodwa kwamanje u single
Udliwa yini ngune mbeza ? 😃
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PHÖNË RÏNGS.
Sindi : hello!
Nyaa : phuma!
Sindi : kanjan izulu lina kanje phandle?
Nyaa : ucabanga ukuthi mina alinginethi yini?
Sindi : babe ngeke ukwaz’ ukuyisho kusasa lento ofuna ukungitshela yona okanye uyisho la ecingweni?
Nyaa : kanti yini inkinga yakho ,angani mina ngyanethwa? Ungenwe yini ngempela
sindi : okungcono wena woza layindlin
Nyaa : okey ngivulele emnyango ke
sindi : (evula emnyango) yini kodwa wafika ngemvula sithandwa sam wat happened?
Nyaa : bengizokutshelaukth … ANGEKE NGIZE NAMUHLANJE,LIYANA
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