English: He’s a good Builder
Zulu. : Unesandla
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English : He’s involved
Zulu : Unesandla
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English : He’s a Thief
Zulu : Unesandla
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English : He beats his Wife
Zulu : Unesandla
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English : He’s has a good hand writing
Zulu : Unesandla
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Part Two
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It has stopped
Imile
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It’s stationed
Imile
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It’s standing
Imile
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It’s jammed
Imile
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It’s not moving
Imile
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It’s paused
Imile
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It’s motionless
Imile
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It’s upright
Imile
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It’s erected 🍆
Imile
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It’s waiting
Imile

The way ngithanda umjaivo ngakhona…
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If I hear a car hooting outside, I just grab my cooler box and head straight to it…
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I don’t care baya kuphi mara okusalayo angisali !!

Whites: We Out Of Alcohol 😢😕
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Blacks: Fihla’ibhodlela Fast Bayeza

STEPFATHER: WAHAMBA UGESI😥😞😥
KIDS :KUSELE WENA

Ungayithandazisi ingane ngenkani

uNyaa 9yrs ucelwa ukuba athandazele ukudla kwantambama kukhona namavisitor

“Nkosi nkulunkulu mdali womhlaba naku langikhona ngicela baba ungibuyisele ikhaya lami.

La ekhaya nkosi angisasuthi ngenxa yalezingane zo anti ezigcwele la kithi azidli mdali ungathi ukudla ziyaqala ukukubona amatoyizi ami aphuke wonke ngicela nkosi ukhulule izinyawo zabo bakwazi ukuya emakubo ngingakazaci

Ngithandazela nomama nkosi ake ahlukane nalemkhuba ayenza nobaba weposi embhedeni kababa,nobaba naye ngiyacela nkosi umenze abone ukuthi lento ayenza nalomfelokazi umaGcwensa ayilungile ngoba kwamali yeskole ayikhokhiwe uyidla nalomama ozilile.

Siza nkosi b4 ngiba istreet kid Amen wathi eqeda unina wayesequlekile uyise engasabonwa

Entering the taxi…..

Me: Sanibonani😀

Passanger: Ai wena hlala phansi si-late🙄

Some people yrrrrrrr

Dont ask me a relationship advice. I went back to the same girl 12 times… Solo bathi mnike i chance

Wenzani kulonyaka” kubuza Umntana Womthakathi Uthunywe ngunina.

“Mzukiswa a ke batle o ba victim ya abuse, am too young” Ayy weh Aphiwe who told you that it’s only old people who have to be abused?😡