Pastor : uNkuLunkuLu UnamandLa ✊✊
– Possessed Child : uGyma Naye ?

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Yini oyenzakho kini mawusele wedwa?
Me:ngikhuma ushukela,ngisule ngendwangu yezitsha phansi manginqena ukuyocinga i mop,ngikwapune i peanut butter ngomunwe,ngiphuze i drink ngomlomo,ngisule izitsha ngempahla engisuke ngiyigqokile.

Wena????

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Masepa Is Everything In South Africa….
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You’re Beautiful – O Etsa Masepa..
You’re Ugly – O Bifile Masepa…
Bad Person – O Masepa A Motho…
You’re Great – O Masepa…
Don’t Want Apologies – Sorry Ya Masepa…
Talk Crap – O Bolela Masepa….
Driving A Nice Machine – Transi Ya Daiman E Masepa…
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Nou ke sure O Tshega Masepa😄
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Yazi angimazi mina ugogo wami ukuthi uneminyaka emingaki.ngoba njalo uma ngimbuza uvele athi amashumi amanti nanti

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Nithi nisaphuza kamnandi aqale ke umuntu odlisiwe, “yebafethu ngubani onamaminutes?”

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Izolo sidakwe 🍻 saze sahlaba imvu 🐑 Kodwa
Sithe masivuka ekuseni nansi imvu 🐑 iboshelwe
Eshlahleni 🌳 inkinga ubhobhi 🐕 akaziwa ukuthi
Ushonephi 😔

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Khona obabona kuma profile picture
nje ukuthi bakhulumela ukudla!!

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Usathi ushaya inyoka kuvele kuhambe ugesi endlini uyizwe ihleka😀

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Ave zifeba izinfane zama comrades kodwa singathini zithuthukisa umphakathi.

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Dear Debonairs,

Bengicela nitshele abasebenzi ukuthi ngicela basike equal pieces ngoba siyaxabana uma sesidla namagenge.

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Niyamazi Nje Nina Lo Muntu Ovele Ame Eceleni Kombhede Uma Kucinywe Ugesi?

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Ukuthanda indabazabant akufuneki ngoba ubona omunye eselalele indaba eze ekhamise kyoze kungene impukane

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At ABET school

Teacher: 4X4???

Ngcobo: aw imoto kaMdunge phela leyo akbuzwa

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Sthule nje syabuka abantu bajabulele ukuvulwa kotshwala bengana mali

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Isimanga engisibone etekisini namhlanje angisoze ngasilibala! Kush’ukuthi besigibele nalo sisi, ehamba nalo guy, mina bengihleli eduze kwabo. Esikhaleni nje singazelele, lo sisi avele aqaqe amakinobho e-shirt lakhe kuvele u-bra. Awukhuphule kuvele ibele, lo guy ahamba naye wavele wancela khona lapho! 😲 😲

Bebengenandaba ukuthi sonke siyababuka la etekisini. Le nto yabo iqhubekile isikhathi esingango-5 minutes. Lo sisi cishe uneminyaka engu-27, lo guy abehamba naye cishe uno-3 or 4 months uma ngicabanga. 😐

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Whites: stop the car please…

Blacks: hooooo whoaaaaaa hooooo……

😂mara black people….eeeeh nilale

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