Caroly: They catch me male Cow

Me : What 😮

Caroly: They Catch Me Bull

Me: khuluma isiZulu Tuu😏

Caroly: Bang’bambe inkunzi hau Charlie

Ikunyise i-Taxi Maths Ku Front Seat🚖Uze Ubuze Ukuthi ”
Abawu 4 Bathe Bangakh’??”

Zweli Mkhize usitshela nini kuthi asigeze umzimba,
thina yilokhu sageza izandla njengoba besho. Salinde yena.

Khaykin udla ma Glucose kodwa kibo bae ufuna ma Tennis,nama eat-sum-more..
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😂😂✋😜😀
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Niyay’thanda I drama..

Bumped to my Ex
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Ex: Hey Rich wow waze wakhuluphala ayi shuthi izinto sezikuhambela kahle☺
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Rich: Hahahaha wow nawe waze wancipha shuthi ngangikuphethe kahle😂
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Ex: Hahahaha namanje usabheda😂😂Yazi angikholwa ukuthi savele sahlukana kalula kanjalo sesithandane 7 years wonke😢
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Rich: Jah neh.😐Well ngisaphuthuma I hope sobuye sibonane💪
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Ex: Okay Rich ngaze ngajabula ukukubona Thatha nansi inamba yami.😉
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Rich: Okay😀 Nansi ifoni ibhale😑
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Ex: Mmmmm nazo ke sengiyibhalile😐 usungayi saver😮
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Rich: Eish isave wena😕
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Ex: Angikwazi uku saver ngale phone yakho😧
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Rich: Eish…okay konje igama ubani?😰
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Ex: Nxii uyinja Rich sathandana 7 years awusakhumbuli ngisho igama lami😯😩
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Rich: Okay Ngzothi 7 years k

And your husband will quickly stuff his side chick’s jacket in the fridge, and tell you politely that,
“Baby ungabambi iplastic leyo emnyama yisitshebo sanext door.”

Bafowethu ngicela lingibonise la nginenkinga la, inkinga yami yinkinga Yokuthi izinkinga zami seziyinkinga yazi ngisenkingeni.