The guy infront of me said “Johny Walker single”.
The barman served him.
The next guy said “Jack Daniels Single on the rocks”
The barman served him.
When it was my turn I shouted,..”Selibona Nyaa, Married”
The barman fainted……
What do you think surprised him??
Am confused…
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Guys, ngiyabathanda abantwana, ❤ uma udinga i-babysitter for umntwana wakho womfana ona 27 – 34 years, ungithinte
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Lethu:IBO iva imali kagogo📣
IBO: ‘hambe noMarisa’🎶
Lethu_odizzy
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Usathi “Kuzoba Lit 👌ngo December”
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Uvele uThwase ngo November
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Whites: I lost control of the vehicle and it went off road.
Blacks: Ngithe ngithi phapha imoto yathi lami ngathi awubonanga wena isihlanhlatha ngayithi yathii
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Ukuze ube nokuthula, ivumele le eyokuthi uthi hlukanani. Nt tht uya understander lento ayishoyo. For the sake yokuthi umthanda kakhulu, Ukuze ungahlukumezeki wena onenhliziyo esamthanda. Vumela lomhlola wamahlukana awushoyo cos kusho kona vele akasekho kuwena. If uqhubeka ngenkani u’ll get hurt kakhulu futhi.So if ethi I ran out of it. Nawe enza njalo, just let it go.
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Mara uyayazi interview yakwi company eserious?
Uthi usahlezi uzwe bekubiza igama lakho kuspeaker esiphezulu odongeni.
Uthi usathukile ungazi uqondephi, kufike uReceptionist athi “follow me”, akubonise ilift, angene nawe akupress’ele, uzwe kunyakaza izihlathi imizuzwana, ifike uzwe “Twiiiing”, ivuleke ubone umnyango omkhulu weglass, usadidekile ukuthi kungenwaphi uvele uvuleke Automatically, uthuke ucitshe umelwe umoya, wehlise izandla slow ukuze ungajumpisi. Uthi ungena ubone itafula ligcwele iroom,
Kulo kuhleli, abelungu abathathu lamaNdiya amabili lomuntu omnyama oyedwa wesfazane ofake izibuko.
Bavele bathi “You may take a seat”.
Umlungu akubuke besethi “tell us about yourself” wena ngalowomzuzu uyajuluka. Bathi “calm down and take a deep breath”
Uthi uphendula ngeEnglish, uvele uthi “Is thanks to see you”
Uzenze serious, uphume amafinyela abe iballoon, uthi usazihlekisa uvele ugxoze indenda, uthi uyazesula usuze……..
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If usajola no brothers othi uphi ushintshi wami??
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Khohlwa nuh 🤚 iwaste loyo muntu
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👨⚕️”Nonhlanhla uyasazi istatus sakho?”
🧛♀️”Yebo ngyasazi dokotelaaa”
👨⚕️”Sithi?”
🧛♀️”Hey there!! I’m using what’sapp”
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Mina ngumuntu wabantu what if lomunt umunt wa BBE WAKHO ?
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Ng’yashadelwa njalo ngesont’el’zayo!
Ng’cela ningang’phatheli izipho kepha ning’phathele umuntu eng’zoshada naye. 😂😂
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Nywe nywe nywe and up with tears uban othe sijola lama onion
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𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗱𝗮 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗮 𝗸𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗼 𝘂𝗺𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘂 𝗮𝗯𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗸𝗮 𝗸𝘂𝘇𝗲 𝗸𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗸𝗲 𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗵𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗮
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Uskwiza wenu usengicele isamba sika-R30, kanti ngoneni ezweni? Angifi ngani okungcono? 😩
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Usisi wakwa makhelwane be like “Sengingamane ngishiywe indoda kunokuba ngishiywe abangani beyophuza”
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Inkulumo zaboMama abathanda imithi.
1. Mandlovu ubusuke wezwa ukuthi kulomphrofitha omutsha eNketha? Lowo bathi uyakutshela indaba zakho.
2. Indoda yakhe leyana eyayibheda bathi wayichumisa ngomuthi kaMamhlanga.
3. Inyanga yeNtumbane ivele ihle ithi buya lamapikitsha akhe.
4. Ugogo lowana okhupha izisu bathi ubhubhile angazi ukuthi uMamo nzamusa ngaphi bantu.
5. Ubohlakanipha Makhumalo uziqinise lawe uzathathelwa indoda ngama slay queen.
6. Lawe uyathatha i andaweya yakhe abeyiqgokile uhambe layo kuKhulu uyakulungisela konke.
7. Ubaba lowana oweTshabalala sedula njani kulezi insuku.
8. Mina ngadlisa umuzi wonke konke lomamazala yikho ungibona ngihlezi pekle.
9. Madube kanje umuthi lowana kwathiwa ngibowuthunqisela nxa sokutheni?
10. Eminye imithi liboyisebenzisa kancane mankazana, manje yini umntanabantu eseyisiyelele esenjani.
11. Mina maNcube ngivumile, imithi iyasebenza, mbani owayengatsho ukuthi uNgwenya angacina setshade lemvubu leyana.
12. Umama yenowana kuthwa wayezama ukudlisa indoda yemalawi wahle wahlanya.
13. Ungahambisi iyembe yonke khupha okuluhali kuphela wena.
14. Nxa ufuna engakutshiyi msebenze.
15. Okwakhe sokwamlungela yikho kulezi insuku esesenza engathi umuthi wawuthola echurch.
16. Umphrofethi lowana ulobutsotsi, last wangikhulekela wangibamba.
17. Maphosa ngilayela lapho okulenyanga eqinileyo khona isifebe lesana singakachithi umuzi wami.
18. Uyasebenza wena umuthi lowana, indoda itshiye ipay yonke bandla.
19. Kuthwa umuthi wokufeba engabanjwa wawuphiwa ngunina ongumthakathi.
20. Engavele elale lawe kasakutshiyi futhi
21. Itshuni kagogo lowa maMoe ngiyayivuma shame ibopha ngcii iskhala ubuye nguchuphele
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