Her: Sokuphi bbes?
Me:Ngasesitolo, ngikuphatseleni luv?
Her: Kiss bbe.
(30 minutes later)
Me: I’m near ur home now come out
Her: awukakhohlwa kungtsengela loKiss moc bbe.

Aahh I forgot to faint

MEN’S CONFERENCE UPDATE:

1. UDuduzani ufike neTruck 🍷 🍻 eligcwele utshwala, wazoxolisa emadodeni. Ngiyasincoma lesi senzo, ubudoda-ke lobu. 👏

2. Lokhu kuqalwe izolo ukukhipha idliso emadodeni, namanje kusaqhutshekwa.

3. Dineo Khumalo, eNkangala, indoda yakho uLindokuhle Ndlovu uselikhiphile idliso. Nguye lo ophalaze idilozi esikholwa ukuthi ngelakho. Wasiphoxa emaNtungweni Dineo, ngidumele ngawe. 👐

4. Kuhlubene 🤜🏽 👏 amadoda amathathu la, ebanga u-Enhle Nkosi waseNewcastle. Kuthiwa uwathembise umshado wonke. Waze wasilulaza singabaseNewcastle wena Enhle. 😕

5. UmfokaZulu uhluliwe, kuthiwa nange 🍆 akafiki kuSbusiso Shandu. Kuqhume olukhulu uhleko. 😂 😂

6. Londiwe Enzokuhle waseMlazi, indoda yakho ayifikanga la. Ngiyasola idlule ePoint eThekwini yathenga 🍑 ngoba vele iyasthanda isinene. Isanda kubonakala nomakhelwane wakho uBusi, ungekho wena usemsebenzini. 😴

7. Nomvula Mimiza Mkhaliphi kwaNongoma, 😴 ikhale imini yonke indoda yakho la, ithi usuyiqedile ngomshiza uyishayela ukuthi ubani lo mlungu ehlezi ikhuluma naye uma umfonele ethi: “The Subscriber You Have Dialed Is Not Available, Please Try Again Later.” 👏

8. Nomonde Zondo Elihle kwaMashu, indoda yakho uSiyah Hamilton WeGcokama Elisha osuka oLundi, uthi uphumule la uwena nezisu ezimbili, uqhube wathi uhlulwa i-Woman On Top. Wathi wena uvele ugxume ngathi ixoxo 🐸 ujike ukhale ngoShembe.

9. Thando Abigail KaBabakhe eThekwini, indoda yakho uSihle 😓, isivele yaphalaza i-penty lakho la… Ithi wayifunza lona ngenkathi nisaqala ukuthandana. Ithi sekusele isokisi manje.

10. Nombuso Ntombizidlujeqe eTongaat, indoda yakho uPhila Msobh’onogcobo Ndlovu, useshaya u-round 5 manje 🍆🍑. Ubhizi noGC ngale endlini encane, uthi akasabuyi ekhaya.

11. Palisa oPhongolo, indoda yakho uSihle Mbhele, uyagiya la uthi wakushela ngomuthi uyisiyoyoyo sakhe wena futhi uyimpatha. 👏

STAY TUNED, I’LL KEEP YOU UPDATED LADIES, KANYE NANI-KE MAJITA (SINGLE GUYS) ENIJIKISIWE EKUSENI. SIYAVALA KUSASA.

Sometimes akukhona ukuthi abantu bayachoma, uwena nje osuke ubuka ngeso lomona.

Vodacam uphisana ngo-2GB kulabo abafunde igama lokuqala ngendlela efanele.

Abanye abantwana bane-stress se-registration nesemisebenzi, wena une-stress se-Valentine’s Day nendoda engakufuni.