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When You Dating An Ugly Person Uthi Umfaka Ku WhatsApp📱Status Uzwe Umuntu Athi “Looool😂😂😂😂Please SEND”

Dear Zulu People.
When You Say “Izolo” Are You Talking About Yesterday Or Weed?
You Are Comfusing Us!

At a burial yesterday, while I was there, my
brother called my phone to ask who killed
the chicken at home, and also the pastor
that was preaching was saying “whoever
that killed this man will confess today”…..
I tried to reply my brother in a low voice
but he couldn’t hear me because the place
was noisy, so I shouted “Hi Mina ninga
dlaya….
Brothers and Sisters, the next thing I can
remember is that I woke up in a hospital
this morning with a swollen face, 3teeth
missing and a broken bone

Girlfriend idla 2 or 3 slices wesinkwa 🍞 isuthe.

Uyi-girlfriend noma unguMabhebeza?

Sengingaqala ngizisho igama nesbongo kulo sisi oncike kumina e taxin 🚐 noma ngithi ukulinda kancane 😋🤔?

Yati lesinye skhatsi senta ma jokes sicabange kutsi a funny Kani sitenta tilima nje

Do your parents know kuthi mayilele
uyi’vusa ngomlomo? Ba busy bak’biza ngo
Mbali kanti uMavusana.

Angiyazi ngempela I English,kodwa
“childish” indishi yengane leyo