Mom & his Son😜😜😜
Son: Mama Ngilambile….
Mom: ehh Yidla mina mos😝
Son: huh..! Mama wena ngeke uvume mos
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Ukukhumula isdudla akuhlukile nokutshintsha ibedding ku queen sized bed
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Ezulwini njalo akunama Make up🌚 sizonihleka size sibambelele ngo Jakobe😐
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Ama boyfriend wenu talk a lot on the phone, once wam’ vakashela ukupha amaLemon Cream adlale no music ka Sjava athule athi duuuu🤫, after every 10min umuzwe athi…… “yaaaah ng’yakuzwa ke ma-Phindi-Phindi”✋
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Sesikhona kwi-conference, izangoma
ziyasphalazisa la. Kukhona indoda
esiphalaze iphenti. 👙
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Nami sengiyakwazi ukuhlala esihlalweni somoya kwazisholo intombazane yakwa Nongoma isikwazi ukushaya iVosho
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Ube sho kutsi today uyolala ugonile
Ube usho Slende
Siyoke sibone kutsi matsambo ake aba warm yini na 😆
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NANGU UDECEMBER JEHOVAH NGICELA UKUBA SINGLE NGIZIDLELA ☝IMALI YAMI NGE PIECE OF ORDER🙏🙏🙏😎😎
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Intshebe ifuna engathi ungahamba ngemoto ungalokhu uzulu ngeynyawo njengembuzi
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👩🦳:Haiybo Spha, Makhelwane, usuyahamba sesiphaka🍛?
🧔:Lutho anghambi neze, Ngyolanda isitsha sami sincane lesi.
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Rich and His girlfriend went to London for holidays. The following night his girlfriend screamed “igundwane,igundwane weee!!!!”🐁🐁🐁
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So they decided to inform room service but they both don’t know the English word for “igundwane”🐁
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Rich: Hello room service😞
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Room service: Hello sir how can I help you?😯
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Rich: Mmmmm do you know Tom and Jerry😐
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Room service: Of course yes, I know them😕
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Rich: Jerry is here!
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UNyaa waya lapho kunamantombazane
adayisa ngomzimba eyothenga.
Wafike wathi yena ucela eHIV positive.
Bambuza ukuthi yinindaba.
Wathi ufuna imthelele,
yena uzothelela uanti osebenza ekhaya,
uanti athelele ubaba wakhe,
ubaba athelele umama,
umama uzothelela indoda eletha ubisi.
Yiyona kanye lendoda ayifunayo ngoba
ishayise ibhaysikili lakhe yangaxolisa.
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Me: ngyathanda
Her: nam I love you
Me: m sorry wrong text ngyathandaza🙏
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Intombi yam iyisidomu yangifonela ya thing I
so yo no na kobekungekhomuntu kwakungekho muntu ngampela nayoyayingekho
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WHITES:”Nice suit, David.” 🙂
BLACKS: “Aw Mdeva, senaba abefundisi?”
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Umuntu umkhiphe ku-abusive relationship bese ezoshaya wena.Nx!
😐😓
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