Phone rings
Side chick : hello
Main chick : ngicela umnikati we phone
Side chick : usafaka I condom, can I take the message?
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Izinja madoda 🤛 kusho unkulunkulu
Kungena I-south africa Ezulwini
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“Ngihleli nawe msakazi.”
Uyazi abanye abantu bane-airtime yok’dlala.
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Teacher: Asibhaleni izifo esizaziyo
Thoko: HIV
Ben : CHOLERA
Sizwe :Malaria
Buhle :Typhoid
Fortune : /
Teacher:Kant Fortune ibizwa kuthwa yini lee oyibhale lana?
Fortune:Kant istroke awusaz
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Phela ngilahle ifoni ngase ngithenga i-Mobicel, sengithi ngidlala i-Candy Crush ngibona kubhalwe ukuthi Oswidi Abaqhumayo.
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Umqome ngoba ubone ma keys emoto
Only to realize they were gate key 😃😂😁
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avengadalwa kahle avengingakwazi ukuziba umuntu uma sengifunde uwhattsap wakhe ngiphendula manje ngaphandle mawungithole ngi off line, hlambe ngithanda kakhulu izindaba, anibosho phela bafethu ngehlise akulona icala
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O mo hlabe ngwanyana wa grootpan okwe are” short left
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Ikunyise i relationship uzithole sewu citha iimpahla u eneka amanzi…
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Ngenkathi usazitika ngalo uliququda, wawuxoxela abangani uthi”Haiy oe Uyayenza lento. Manje usukhathele Ilona ulibiza ngo-kleinjie, ungabonga☝️. Uxoxele umuntu o wrong. Kwayena ulikhipha uFuckin.
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Lolz Love ths one😂😂😂
Joke by Nonhle Snothando Marawhy
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Convo between senzo n cashier
Cashier: bhuti your card has been declined😒
Senzo:manje umemezela uban nezinywele kwangathi impepho
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If unenkinga Nam khulum uyek ukfela ngaphakath njengemoto
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After sesihlukene ngicela utshele izingane zakini, ziyeke ukungicela amashumi.
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Intshebe ifuna engathi ungahamba ngemoto ungalokhu uzulu ngeynyawo njengembuzi
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So then around 00:00 last night…my girlfriend woke me up ..she was so scared and said:
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“Baby bona outside the window..I see short people running around the yard😨😨..
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So I looked outside the window…and I was so SHOCKED AND VERY SCARED😨😨😨😨…..that I got out of the sheets and went outside and I shouted:
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“Mara waitse ke bona mohlolo hey lona ba ntwana..waitse you are stupid.. How can you play black mampatile at this time of the night..go home and sleep..or else I’ll tell your parents”😠
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Then I went back inside the house and back to the sheets..and was like..”baby Mara can you believe these kids?😒…but my girlfriend fainted I don’t know why
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Intombi iyafana nemali
Uyakwaz ukut awnayo
Ube unayo
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