Did u knw: ukuthi kunezinhlobo zabakhuthuzi.
Abakhuthuzi bemali mase kuba
Abakhuthuzi bemendo yabanye.

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Uthi uyafika ekhaya uzwe abedala besithi umfazi wakho lo asisamfuni sesikhathele ngaye sicela umbisele lapho owamthola khona.uthi uyacabanga ukuthi wamthola kuwhatsapp group and seyavalwa istress bheee

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Phone call:”Sure boss nayi lenja ngigibele nayo la taxin…ngitoydubula nayehla”
AZANGE SEHLE SONKE KULEYO TAXI.

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Utitsengele I jean yakho le dzavubukile
Ushiye uyogeza mawubuya uyiftole gogo
Wakho ayiftungile 😆😁

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Uzwe omunye athi ngisafuna ukufuthumezela indodami I ice cream ulambile shame

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“Bharakwana, Bharakwana!”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Isibhedlel’esikhulu!”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Sasiza uNgidi.”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Ephuk’umlenze.”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Sasidlal’umadl’i-atchar.”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Ngaphansi kombhede.”

*clap, clap, clap*

(Qhubeka)

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siza mfethu, labo abazi ama Whiskey, I’ve got Glennifeddish Single malt Whiskey 80year old, ne 30year old. How much can I sell them for?

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If u were named Mbali, there’s no need for iPhotoshop. Awubadingi bonke labo pende abayisidina.Maskscara and foundation makeup. Kwabonakala ubuhle uzalwa wena. Haiy, umuhle ngempela Mbali.💐

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Uma uyisishimane umfana uyakhishwa endlini uhambe uyoba intabane kwabanye abafana nawe

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Guys when they catch their girl cheating will be “selalala kangaki?”
As if he is going to handle it well when she says 20 times.
Dont ask things you won’t handle pliz.

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Yini oyenzakho kini mawusele wedwa?
Me:ngikhuma ushukela,ngisule ngendwangu yezitsha phansi manginqena ukuyocinga i mop,ngikwapune i peanut butter ngomunwe,ngiphuze i drink ngomlomo,ngisule izitsha ngempahla engisuke ngiyigqokile.

Wena????

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“Okay! Okay! 1, 2, 3, go!”

Kusho indoda yakho e-salon bayifaka i-spirit. 🙄

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