Uma uzwa lo layini: “I have the coolest mum ever!” Ubokwazi ukuthi baphuza bobabili. 😐
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EMzimkhulu it’s either ujola nomuntu womuntu or bajola nomuntu wakho😗
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Ngithole i-call from a car tracking company, bathi imoto yam i-outside the province! 😲 Bangibuze ukuthi ngabe yimi yini oyishayelayo, ngivele ngakhushukelwa i-BP same time. 😩
Yimi lowaya ngithwala izandla ekhanda, ngadonsa amaguzu ami ngayobamba itekisi ngibheke e-police station. 😕 Ngafika sengihefuzelisa okwengulube, angisakwazi nok’khuluma. 😣 Ngithi ngichaza udaba athi u-captain: “Yehlisa umoya ndoda, bese uchaza kahle.”
Anginike amanzi, ngiphuze. Ubuye umqondo ukuth no maaan, anginamoto mina! 🤔 Ngingumahlalela. Ngikutshela ukuthi ngibuye sengibuya ngeveni yamaphoyisa.
Kumele ngibuyele ensangwini, uyazi bengi-right ngizibhemela.
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Ayy abanye abantu babi mara ayy njengalona ofunda lana😂😂
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Wake wajola no Simon kaJohn😍🥰. Into ehlezi ikubuza ukuthi”uyangithanda nah? ❤️?
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Zulu guys will hit on your girlfriend in your presence
and ask you if you have a problem
“Uyakhuluma mfwethu”?
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Utsi ublokhe (block) your girlfriend ye shangaane
Ku WhatsApp – Facebook-we chart- Instagram
Uve nge plc recharge me utanya ngwaku
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🧑:bbe izolo ngikuthumele iairtime why ungafonanga
👩:Kuvele kwawa ifone kwacitheka iairtime😂😂😂😂
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Kuleskhathi mawngabi iphara uhlaselwa ukuthwasa!!
Mawungekho kulokhu unyiswa i Relationship nje!!
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Le emoji 💕 isho ukuthi ngiyakuthanda kodwa nginengane.
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KZN police 👮: freeze
Xhosa police 👮:godola kwedin
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UNyaar uya eskoleni. Uhamba uyadlala, uhubhana namantombazane. Uma efika sekunothisha eclasin and udinwe ufile.
Teacher: Nyaar ngoba ulate uzongena ngokuphendula umbuzo la. Khetha, ngikubuze owodwa onzima noma elula emihlanu?
Nyaa: Owodwa onzima.
Teacher: Okey, zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Nyaa: 5000 sir.
Teacher: Ukuthathaphi lokho?
Nyaa: No!! Sivumelene ngombuzo owodwa, manje lo omunye uvelaphi? Suka emnyango ngingene.
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Her: BBY yini manje Lena elibe ingibandisa Lana eynqeni
Him: hau bby mfethu amasende mos lawa
Her: ayike faka konke phakathi namasende ngoba nawo ayagodola shame 😂😂
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ZCC Girls after 3 rounds🍆
she’ll look at you smile and start singing…
“Ga ke tsebe ke tla o leboga kang”
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UMkhulu nogogo Nhlabathi babengenayo ingane impilo yabo yonke ngenhlanhla embi bafa bobabili engozini yemoto bangcwatshwa.
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Angazi uscroller uyaphi ezansi ngoba ngishilo ukuthi bafa bangcwatshwa manje ufunani?or ufuna ilifa?
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ukulahlekelwa intombi kuyafana nokuhamba kukagesi ifoni ina 3%
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