Imali engiyaziyo eyephepha nensimbi, eyezinwele nezinzipho angiyazi mina

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Sengibuya kule Black Friday yakhona,
ngibabaze ngababaza amanani “aphansi” qede ngabuya ekhaya.

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Dear my crush

Ave ngikinyana uma sengichama🍑🍆💦
🗣️ Ungangifisi

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Kuthiwa abantu aba left handed nxa bephenduka
belele bayavuka baphume phandle
abuye eselala ngomunye umhlubulo.
How far true?

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UZuluboy wayedayisa ama vege emarket, kufike kuthenge umlungu ngo R100, manje ubhuti akana shintshi.

Zuluboy:Money is together.
Mlungu:What?
Zuluboy:Money is meeting.
Mlungu: I don’t understand?
Zuluboy:Money is mixed.
Mlungu: I can’t get you?
Zuluboy:Yah abelungu abasazi isilungu.I am said money is in relationship.
Mlungu: Come again?
Zuluboy: Hey wena slima somlungu ,money is joined.
Mlungu: Please explain?
Zuluboy: Money is one, wena slima awuzwa yini?
Mlungu: I beg your pardon?
Zuluboy: Lalela la wena slima somlungu.R1 is here R2 is here R5 is here R10 is here R20 is here R50 is here( ekhomba uR100) they are the team.I mean they are a community here in R100.

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Nongoma be like…

Passenger:ekhoneni..🤧
Taxi driver:kunani ngoba kunomful ekhoneni??
Passenger:Yeah ehla uyogeza🤧

aibo weNongoma

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Ime Kahl ngan yabant inking ifik ibe sebuswena

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Ungaba muhle, ugqoke kahle kodwa indaba ilapha.

*esho ekhomba*

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Bese kuba intombazane engayfaki I make-up.
Engayigqoki ne weave. Umuhle wena Darl, uyezwa. ❤️😍🤞

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Since Ngacala Ukujola Nomuntu Oy1 Izinto Zami Azilungi 🤞🏻

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Usathi uzenza into ekhuthele emcimbini uvele uwise itende😂😂

Samukelo khumalo

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Into ebhedayo ngokubhala amahlaya njalo ukuthi kuyothi noma seku-serious ngiboshiwe ngibhale ngithi, “Ngicela usizo, ngiboshiwe eNewcastle police station!”

Bavele bakuphendule bathi, “Kwaaaa! Ave ugula njalo wena, uyithathaphi i-cellphone usejele?”

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Ungenzenjani kuthiwa ngibhala i Adam uthi ubuka ewindini ubone uprincepal exosha ichips elifakwa emlomeni

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UMBONA NGOKUGQOKA MA MORNING SHOES EMINI😩✋✋
KUTHI ULIPHINDILE I PANTY

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Whites. He is very rich.
Black’s. Kuyafana uzofa ayishiye.

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