Mantombane oyedwa vo osebenzisa i-card lakwa-sassa , amane angizwele athi nje bhu🍑ngenkomo, i-tax ingibulele this month
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Uxabane nogogo wasestradini sakho uzwe ethi, “Why la mafu angavali? Kuvele kunyiwe once maan!”
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– I Hate Those Small Boys abalala namaNtombazane mase Betshela abangan Babo ukuth ” SengimHlabile uSban Ban ” Thats Lame AsFuck Bros Hau
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Hlaba uThule if Yuu Do That Probably She Will Let Yuu Fuck Her Again , & Again & Again & Again
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One day I’m gonna wake up ke le fit and handsome. And by then ke tlabe ke kganya worse.
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Y’all gonna regret not flirting back when I was flirting with you..
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Umhlaba ING and painting khumb’lani e PMB mbali to playing the number yakh ka green yaz nje bbe iyodwa into fun ngenzel njengob
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Usne waya emhlangeni waphuka umhlanga banikeza insimbi yagoba insimbi
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Question : why did you break up with your boyfriend ??
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White girl answer: he said I don’t give him enough time, so he saw someone else
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Black girl answer : ahh loyo 😏 , uthe nje nywee! nywee! Ini, ini, mina nginjani, njani , kwasha kwacima, yena sewuqonywe, kuphi kuphi
😢😢
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Nifanelene no Bbe wakho yize umphakathi usashaqekile ngesenzo senu
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La ekhaya banenkani, bathi i-Ultra Mel izovulwa ngoNew Year! 😕😢
Kodwa amaChoice Assorted neMayonnaise yavulwa ngoKhisimusi.
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Whites: It was fun hey.
Blacks: Bekunyiwa
Whites: It was bad hey.
Blacks: Bekunyiwa
Whites: I’m broke.
Blacks: Kuyanyiwa
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White : driver slow down
Blacks: awu nkosi bengithi ngigibela itaxi eya ethekwini, manje ngyabona ukuthi le iya straight ezulwini
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Umuntu Ngiyamdlalisa Ngimfakel I Ratex Akasavuki
Uzenza iGundane Lona🙄
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Manje wena nkunzi nakulo khisimusi uyophekelwa abafazi babafowenu?
Awusemdala!!!! Ngisho wena, don’t scroll down zinzwane zenja
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Girls please, aniyeke le nto, iyiscefe. ☝🏽
Alright, kush’ukuthi bengivakashelwe uZinhle lana wakwa-D eMlazi. Ufika nje ngephula uphuthu estofini, ngiqeda nje ukul’pheka. Ngase ngithi ngoba sekufike wena awusale usuqhubeka upheke u-curry, vele bese ngiyisikile i-beef.
Kuthe kusagxabha kanjalo estofini, wasukuma ethi uzwa usawoti ukuthi ukaleke kahle yini. Hawu, ngithi uzozwa ngesobho, uZinhle ndini wadumela iqatha! Maye! 😲 Ngathula nje ngambuka, wabe esethi: “Hhayi, ukaleke kahle .”
Duku duku, wasukuma ethi uzwa ukuthi awakavuthwa yini amazambane, nakhona wabuya neqatha! Kodwa Jesu ungishiyelani! 🙆🏽♂️ 😲 Wathi: “Hhayi, akukalungi.”
Uthe esuka lapho waqonda efrijini lami lika-R2700, wakhipha i-apula lami wazolala phezu kombhede wami WALINAPHAZA. 😪 Uyezwa ngithini? Ngithi walinaphaza! Uthe esesukuma wathi: “Hhayi shame, uma ingakathambi le nyama ngeke iphinde.”
Wavula waphinde wadonsa iqatha. 😭 😭 Weeeeee! Ngivele ngaphumela emnyango ngigijima ngafika emva kwendlu ngahlala phansi nganaba, zavele zehla izinyembezi.
Ngimalile, angeke ngiphinde! 😭
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👵🏽: “Makoti!”
👩🏽🦰: “Mah.”
👵🏽: “Ungayiplastela wena indlu uwedwa ‘yazi.”
👩🏽🦰: “Hawu, ngobani mah?”
👵🏽: “Ngibona indlela oyibhixa ngayo i-peanut butter.”
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Ngithatha iskere ngisika i calendar
Inhloso yam ngfuna kuhlukanisa
Unyaka
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