usathi ku crush yakho..”yaz abantu bathi
mina nawe siyathandana” iveli ithi
“bayanya”
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EHH KONJE UTSINI NGESLUNGU
IF UTSI IMALI 💵 IHLANGENE ?
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USipho lo John bayathukana
USipho athi uphanjaniswa yikuthi awuyanga e Pre-school .
UJohn aphendule athi ngangiyahamba njani uyihlo sentshontshe imzunko?
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*Ibambe kuhle*
Boy – l luv u girl
Gal- awula girlfriend yini
Boy -ngilaye kodwa ngifuna wena
Gal- akwenzi ngabe ubungela nkazana
Boy- wena wake wahamba ukuyathenga impahla unqunu
Gal- Fainted
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Guy : hey dear…
Girl :hey…
Guy :u Right ?
Girl : yes u…?
Guy :am cool..ubani igama lakho ?
Girl : elika Facebook,Mxit or elamampela?
Guy : elamampela dear..
Girl : nick name or elikwi I.D ?
Guy : elikwi I.D
Girl :1st name or second ?
Guy : mxm! Vele undinike i number
yakho ke…
Girl : account number,I.D number or
cell number ?
Guy : nditsho i cell number.
Girl : eka MTN,Cell C okanye u
Vodacom ?
Guy : MTN dear
Girl : 073,078 or 083 ?
Guy : 078…
Girl : ndiknike le ye Nokia okanye eye blackberry or eye sumsang ?
Guy : ndinike eye black berry girl…
Girl : torch,curve or i bold ?
Guy : (pissed) hay suka yeka maan
xa ungafuni sfebe
Girl : manje ukwatile or awuna
air time?
(gilikiqi phansi the guy “collapsed)…
Girl : owh!…yini manje ukhathele
uyalala noma ufile ?
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Ladies usefikile uDuduzani Zuma nezimbali?
Ufike wakhomba kanjani? 🤔
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Engathi kuzomele siyoxolisa kuGogo kaLihle ngoba lokhu umuntu amhleka, izinto aziphindange zalunga.
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Nywe Nywe Nywe… ujola nesangoma.
Kanti sona asiyena yini umuntu. Noma kunezicubi ezingekho.Yake yagulisa bani impepho.
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Angithi Nina Nithi Anifebi!
Ubaniike Igama Lomuntu Wakho?? Or Nishimile??
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Uzwe umuntu ethi ama-post akho akafani nawe.
Hau, kanti izingane zami yini lawo ma-post.
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Webazali aniyeke UKUBA namagqubu niqambe ingane amagama akudala kade ngise clinic ngyobingelela imantshi
Ucc ubiza ingane yakhe ena 3 years years
Her: yewena BHEKIZIZWE AWUBUYE LAPHO BANGAZE BAKUNTSHONTSHE
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Umupolishe umuntu kanti umpolishela thina 😂
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Izolo sike sa-Complainer nge mayonnaise engamnandanga✋sidakiwe
Mangvuka ekuseni nansi isavaliwe
Kodwa angiyitholi i-aqueous cream
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Kwi advert yotshwala abayithi Vuuuuuh!! eyebhabhalazi. Uzibonela wena ngakusasa.
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Dear Zulu’s
Its black friday not khisimusi isaaaa stop sending xmas messages. Melly khisimusi really???
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When you getting beaten up and you hear some idiots shouting “bayekeni bashayane”..
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