Her:ulibele utshwala into engeke ikuyise ndawo.
him:usulaphi wena ne juice yakho😂😖🙈
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Sanibonani emini, bengifuna ukusho nje ukuthi ngimuhle, and ngisazoba worse. Ngiyabonga.
Oh, and futhi anginisabi.
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Don’t ask a girl if she’s hungry
they always hungry dimpya tse.
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Wife : Love angithi On Weekends You Go Fishing??
Husband : Yes Babe…..
Wife : i founile i fish yakho ithi I pregnant
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Ngeke ngiphinde ngihambe ebusuku ngikahwe iphephe lama norithozi
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Whites. He is very rich.
Black’s. Kuyafana uzofa ayishiye.
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Muntu avelr angene e taxin
avule ama Flyers😞
Vele nuke umsuzo
wodwa
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Wife & husband watching soccer
Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi, igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee, kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter ureferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!
🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!
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Being a “Side Chick” is the same as being a cabbage🍈,
you don’t know whether uyisishebo or uyisalad but at the end uyazi guthi uzodliwa!!
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I can’t wait to get married ngivese ngidle wonke ma Danone fridge
bese ngibukela ingane zibhaxabulwa strong ngoswazi
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Umfazi 💃 uyakhetwa njenge braai pack awuthathi noma kanjani ngathi uthatha idumpie ku cooler box
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Selokhu ngayeka insangu, sengicabanga izinto ezijulile.
What if February usho ukuthi feba unga-worry?
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Upelepele,🌶️ ushibhoshi🏺 uhlanganise ndawonye, uchathe💉 Ukukhipha isichitho owasithola ngenkathi ulale nalowa baba wabantu 👨eshonelwe.🤣🤣
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Him:bbe cela uzongivakashela
Her:Eish bbe angikho ryt
Xolani money maker
Xolani:bbe u free nini ngifuna siyodla iLunch
Her:manje asambe
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Seqedile ukubhala
sephuma ethi uhambisa
i assignment
Kant uyolahla
umlenze😂😂😂😂
Yaz Nizofa
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If yu think money is the only thing that changes istep somuntu then awukaboni umuntu ophethe isikhiye salapho okulenyama lotshwala emfeni
-Ufuna ukuncengwa
-Ufuna ukuqakezelwa
-Khona ke ukuhlala ecatshile ukuze adingwe
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