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Asamb zax🚶…..

Tell me if i’m lying.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN
LADIES:
Bongi : Hello Chommy.
Lindi: Hi my friend.
Bongi: Am fine dear, I’ve missed
you a
lot.
Lindi: me too.
Bongi: I was thinkin of payin you a
visit this afternoon.
Lindi: Ok my dear.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL*
Bongi : Argh i can’t believe am
going
to visit that dirty girl again.
Lindi: This witch is coming here
again,
she thinks I will buy her
drinks with my money again, she
must be joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN
BOYS:
Sipho: Bastard how u doin?
Mpho: lol foetsek wena Mad man.
Am
good. Wena?
Sipho : Ke sharp, u with your ugly
girlfriend?
Mpho: hahaha f$*k u neega!!!!!
Sipho: come join me, i have few
beers.
Mph: Ok Idiot, am coming.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL*
Sipho: That Mpho can be funny at
times but always great
companion anytime.
Mpho: my good friend Sipho is such
a
great pal.
LESSON:Most girls are always nice to
each other but they never
really like each other & Boys are
always mean and rude but they
will always have each other’s back
TRUE OR FALSE ???

Nywe nywe nywe
I dnt hv a bae for Valentines day

syeke msoooon
mina angnababa nge Fathers day

UMBONA NGOKUGQOKA MA MORNING SHOES EMINI😩✋✋
KUTHI ULIPHINDILE I PANTY

Nango umkhwenyana uNyaa wavakashela ekhweni
lakhe wathi e fika kwathiwa “Ufike kahle mkhwenyana,
sicela usifakele i-dish yeDstv phezu kwendlu”
Ngamahloni wesaba ukuthi athi akakwazi.
Ngemva kwesikhashana umamezala wezwa
kuthi Di! phansi into enesisindo,
Babuza “Yini leyo ewayo?”
UNyaa waphendula “Yi hovoros (over all) mama!”
Umamezala abuze “I hovorosi (overol) elesisindo esingaka?”
Wezwakala ngelipholileyo uNyaa ethi “Ngiphakathi kwayo”
hovorosi is a worksuit

Vodacom ngimshiye neskweledi sa R78 for lobuhlungu langivisa bona nge Happy Friday…

Stop telling couples ukuthi basazohlukana, nawe geza 🚿 bazokushela uyeke umona. ✋

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