Upelepele,🌶️ ushibhoshi🏺 uhlanganise ndawonye, uchathe💉 Ukukhipha isichitho owasithola ngenkathi ulale nalowa baba wabantu 👨eshonelwe.🤣🤣
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Him; yini uju ngesingisi?
Her; angizi Honey
😅😅😅😅
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Kunzima ukungabi nogogo othakathayo, abantu bavele bakudelele nje.
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Ifike indoda yakho kokwenu isocela usawoti ngeloxesha icela nawr xayiphuma uzoyilandela
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Him:bbe cela uzongivakashela
Her:Eish bbe angikho ryt
Xolani money maker
Xolani:bbe u free nini ngifuna siyodla iLunch
Her:manje asambe
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Men cheat – Women forgive😭
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Women cheat -Mpama👋, mpama👋, mpama👋, superman punch 👊, ese dizzy njalo Super kick ba ngathi😑 yaphakama athi RKO😭
Gqiba uhambe uyotshaya cigarette yakho🚬😂
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Ngithi Moses khumula izimbadada ngoba lendawo incwele
Ibhayibheli libuye lisiqambele amanga, zazingekho izimoto ngalesa skhathi, bawathathap ama tyre okwa leziya zimbadada
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When your gf leaves her size 8 shoe by the door and your mom shouts “Ubani lendoda esigqoka AmaPumps la?
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Imoto mayinotepe Iya kwi alignment, if kuwumuntu uvele udabuke nje uze umfisele ukuthi abe ugandaganda okuncono ngoba akana option.
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Ngemva kokutshumayela omama bebandla koLwesine umfundisi uyabuza:
Pastor:Lacina nini bomama ukutshela omkenu liyabathanda❓
Omama🙍🏽👩🏽: Hawu lamhlanje ekuseni.
Pastor: Liqiniso lelo sure🤔?
Omama: Liqiniso Man of God Pastor🙏🏽
Worayithi omunye lomunye kathumele umkakhe ku WhatsApp 📱ethi “I love you”😍…
Benza njalo bonke. UMfundisi wasesithi tshintshanani amafoni. Ngesikhathi esincane impendulo ezabuya lapho? Zahle zanetha njengezulu. 💦💦🌦☁🌨🌨⛈⛈⛈
1. Kanti e church selinatha ithothotho yini? 😳
2. Ufunani lamuhla? ☹
3. Wrong number 🙅🏽♂
4. Usutshayelele imota yami futhi? 😡
5. Lamhla izulu lizakuna sibili 😥
6. Uzangitshela kuhle wena wule ukuthi ubukhuluma lobani la😡😡
7. Njenganini? Kutheni lamhla? 🙄
8. Udakiwe🤔
9. Uyangihlolela 😕
10. Hamba khatshana le 🖕🏽
11. Kulesigqoko osifunayo yini? 👗😒
12. Uyahlanya 😠
13. Uyaphupha yini? 😴
14. Angisahambi lapho ebengisiya khona ngingabhewuka🚶🏽
15. Sokulesihlobo sakho esifikileyo yini?⚰
Lesson: Always love your spouse
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Ng’yashadelwa njalo ngesont’el’zayo!
Ng’cela ningang’phatheli izipho kepha ning’phathele umuntu eng’zoshada naye. 😂😂
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Wife : Wena Phuthi ngibone uSusan ekwenze I profile picture yakhe.?
Me: Ohh ok.
Wife : Uthi ok njani mina ngikutashela. Uyini kaSusan wena?
Me: Ngiyi Profile picture yakhe angithi nguwe otsho njalo.
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Even if you went to Private School,
ok’salayo your matric certificate is written “Umalusi” not Shepherd
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Pastor Said :
“You should know your wife’s favourite flowers this valentine!”
Nyaa then whispers to his wife :And your favorite is
“Selfraising Flour ! my dear .
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At Psycad they say we should get enough rest and the lecturers tell us to make at Varsity you shouldn’t sleep three for more than three hours… kahle kahle nithi what must we do?
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Kwawa incwadi, sagoba sobabili sayicosha. Saphakama kwahlangana amehlo, ngamamatheka. 🙂 Wathi: “Usinekani?”
Ey, ngoba amantombazane izinja. 😥
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