Title: Idonki eyahlula ukufa
Kwa kulenye inkosi eya iledonki eyayilithanda kakhulu ngoba lalilallela kakhulu . Leli donki lalithunywa asigayweni lodwa . Lalibhalelwa incwajana kufakwe lemali pakathi kwesaka lomumbu balifake emhlane beselihamba .kwathi ngelinye ilanga lawela egodini elitshonayo kakhulu.Inkosi yaqeda amaviki ambili ifuna leli donki .Kwathi sokuphele isikhathi balithola kodwa laselizvile yindlala.Yazama ngayoyonke indlela inkosi ukulikupha kodwa kwehlula . Yathi inkosi ezinduneni zayo lidgibeleni ngoba sesehlulekile ukulisiza ukuma . Baqala ukulidgibela . Idonki lalithi nxa bethela inhlabathi lizithintithe linyathenyathele inhlabathi leyana . Lokhu kwenzeka okwesikhathi eside igodi laze lagcwala idonki lingadgibelekanga laphuma
Sihlobo sami kuyafana lempilo . Kungenzeka usuhlangane nezilingo ezinkulu kangakanani ngithi qinisela uzaphuma kulelo godi. Kungaba yimali, yindoda, ngufazi okuhluphayo, kungaba ngumsebenzi, ingabe yikugula subhekane lokufa, qinisela unkulunkulu usakuthanda. Thintitha izilingo uzinyathenyathele ngusathani ufuna ukukuwisela ekufeni
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Nxa ukuzwisisa thumela omunye leli izwi uNkulunkulu asisize

LET ME TELL YOU DA TRUTH😏☝
INDODA IYAFANA NOJESU😑☝
IBATHANDA BONKE ABANTU BAYO

UTHI BEWAZI?

– Bewazi ukuthi ukucela isithandwa sakho sikomisele izinwele ngethawula kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-75%?

– Bewazi ukuthi ukukhanyisa amakhandlela uma unesithandwa sakho kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-80%?

– Bewazi ukuthi ukwabelana i-toast nesithandwa sakho kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-85%?

– Bewazi ukuthi ukuya ocansini nesithandwa sakho lapho ugesi ucishiwe kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-90%?

– Bewazi ukuthi uku-shower nesithandwa sakho kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-95%?

Uma ukwenza okungenani okukodwa kwalokhu okungenhla…
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U-Eskom uthanda ukukubonga ngokonga ugesi. 🙂 👌🏽

I remember in January a Nyaope boy selling a 2020 calendar saying “inama holiday amaningi “ and I didn’t believe him 😭

Usathi uyahlala kwi
Relationship
Afike umnikaz wesihlalo

Kazi balala kanjani abantu aba-rich nefriji egcwele ukudla? 🤔 Mina angikwazi nokulala ngenxa ye-Danone esele yodwa qwaba efrijini, ngiyizwa imemeza igama lami.

So Nkunzi is dating Gabisile, whom he has a child with.
Gabisile who is Qhabanga’s ex wife.
Qhabanga who is dating Nkunzi’s ex wife
Nkunzi who is Qhabanga’s brother
Qhabanga who is Nosipho’s ex.
Nosipho who is MaNgcobo’s child
MaNgcobo who is Nkunzi’s ex wife

Yoh 👐 Uzalo’s writer is DRUNK XEM