Relationship ifana nama earphones uvele ubone sekukhala i-side eliy’one!!

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I’m told by those who understand politics that the idea by the ANC NEC not to recall President Zuma has caused a miasma of deprecable apothesis of a hemorrhagic oozing into a malodorousness excrescences of mobocracy. With all termagant its ossifying proclivities of cacistocracy and our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraplegic crinkum.

What are your thoughts,

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When your girl introduces you to her bestie…
°° °° °°
Uvel’ ubon’ i-straight, uvele ubone umshado, ngish’ uMa wey’Ngane !!!

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Utombona abusy atikhalisa utsi kutsi uxoba anyanisi
kani ukhaliswa bungwadla bakhe

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Yaz sometimes mele uke
uzenze islima nje umthande umuntu wakho
noma ekuferbela nje umthande
noma engakwenzi i pp uqhubeke umthande noma ekuziba ku whatsapp ungapheli moya umthande

SENZO :Noma ubasho wedwa o Gudmorng no Gudnyt
mntaka gogo ungapheli umoya uqhubeke nje
umthande umuntu wakho

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“Festa!”

“Tsego!”

“Teti!”

“Foti!”

“Fifti!”

“Siksti!”

“Mina ngiyi-ollie!”

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Boy : can you please give me your number
Girl : Are you working ?
Boy : No
Girl : 073 154 7381
Boy : (2 min later) hhayi! Bo ayisebenzi le-
number
Girl : ifana nawe

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Kwi-assembly next week:
Ntuli: “Culani zingane zami.”
Someone: “Khabaribe baba!”
Crowd: “Fire!”

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When she tells you umgosi athi uyamshisa..
then she tells you not to tell anyone
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Manje mina ngishe?

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Only blacks will talk to
a cockroach before
killing it, they be like
“ne ore oya kae?”

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Ukhona umuntu wesifazane ongenaye umngani okuthiwa “TT”?

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STEPFATHER: WAHAMBA UGESI😥😞😥
KIDS :KUSELE WENA

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When you’re going to a window shopping
Sube uyothenga ifestire or what?
🤷‍♂️🤔

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Do ladies also look at a guy and say
“uyabo lo mangingamthola ngingamvithiiiiiiiizaa🤔

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Meanwhile In Court

Lawyer : Carolina Please Tell The Court What Really Happened In the 27th of June 2019

Carolina (🐸) : Me Is Playing And Eat Rats Butter

Lawyer : You What ? isizulu Please

Carolina ( 🐸) : Umuntu Umudlalisa Ufake Ratex Ekudlen Yena Akasavuk Mxm

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