Jabu: hey baby I’m coming 2day
Sli : I’m on my periods just incase
Jabu: I’m sori love I’m not coming
imoto yami seyiphumelwe isondo
Sli: Wothi umngan wakho
akak’lethe
Jabu: udutshulwe izolo
usesbhedlela
Sli : k angbonanga kahle angikho
kuma periods
Jabu: nangu umngan wam
engfonela uthi phume izolo
esbhedlela
Sli: weh naku ngi ngena kuma
periods
Jabu: oh Jesu naku umngan wam
bephinda bemdubula..

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When the baby fallen from the bad nd is crying…..
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Whites : I had the babie crying from the stairs….
Blacks : ke nokwa ruthu,ka re ke sa theeditxe ka kwa ngweeeeee ka re a se le ge bareng se wele.

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Bengathin nje uZuma avele avule enye iPolitical Party simvotele ngo2019 aphinde abe uPresident wethu 😂

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Uhlanze kahle ikamelo, upheke, qede uyoboleka i-laptop ngo-R80 ajike umuntu wakhona athi akasezi.

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One day I’m gonna wake up ke le fit and handsome. And by then ke tlabe ke kganya worse.
•°•
Y’all gonna regret not flirting back when I was flirting with you..

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Ukwenza kwabantu abanomhawu

a)Nice car ~ iyokwenza i accident njalo imoto yakho idla i fuel
b)Rich family~ banomkhobo
c)Loving husband ~ wadliswa
d)Gain weight ~ ama ARV ayamvuma
e) Loose weight ~ukugula sekumqalile
f)Good marriage ~ abaqedi mnyaka bebonke
g)Look good ~ webolekile impahla
h)Build a nice house ~ uzofa ayishiye.
i)Start a new project ~ akula lapho okuyakhona lokhu .

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What If iSoulMate Yakho uMlungu🤔? And Wena uBusy Nabantu Bakwa Chonco

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Kungani amanye amadoda ethanda ihwanqa?Asekhathele ama boereklap

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Ladies the same “I love you” that makes you blush and feel like you’re owning 85% of this world,
have broken so many heart’s. So take it easy, o tlogele go phapha

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Teacher : class bakhona abalovile?
Thobeka😛: Bazoba khona kanjan belovile?

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Zingane akesizifundise ukusebenza emakhaya makusetshenzwa, singabaleki,kuyalinywa uyabaleka kuyatshalwa uyabaleka nomakuhlakulwa awukho, masekuvuthiwe indlela eya ensimini ivulwa yini,masingagadi izintibane sigade nani bakwethu, hhay kabi

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