I can’t wait to teach my boy that
Head- ikhanda
Snake – _umngani_
Rubbish – intombi
Education- Best Friend

Jabu: hey baby I’m coming 2day
Sli : I’m on my periods just incase
Jabu: I’m sori love I’m not coming
imoto yami seyiphumelwe isondo
Sli: Wothi umngan wakho
akak’lethe
Jabu: udutshulwe izolo
usesbhedlela
Sli : k angbonanga kahle angikho
kuma periods
Jabu: nangu umngan wam
engfonela uthi phume izolo
esbhedlela
Sli: weh naku ngi ngena kuma
periods
Jabu: oh Jesu naku umngan wam
bephinda bemdubula..

I was shocked today … was at Pakistan shop then this guy came along who is gay actually then he buys a 12,5KG of impuphu then he was like yooh “iyasinda lempuphu idinga amandla endoda”

Ubani ofuna siSign(e) nayo iContract
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Contract YoCansi
Lokhu kuqinisekisa ukuthi mina (Igama),___________ njengoba ngisayinile ngezansi (Ozobhejwa) ngiyazibophezela futhi ngiyathanda ukubhejwa wu (Igama)___________________________________(Imbebhi).
Ngiyaqinisekisa ukuthi iminyaka yami yobudala iyangivumela ukuthi sengingadliwa, ngijabulele ubumnandi bokuba nesinene engasiphiwa nguMdali. Nginesiqiniseko sokuthi angidakiwe wutshwala futhi akangidakiswanga ngasidakamizwa ngiyimina ngiphelele nomqondo wami, futhi sengiqhanyelwe ngiyafa, ngilangazelele lolu holokoqo lo mthondo ozongena ezibilini zenkomo yami. Ngiyaqinisekisa nokuthi umzuliswano ngamunye ngowemvume yami. Ngiyasho bakithi ukuthi imbebhi yami * ayisebenzisanga sihluku * ayingisabisanga ngalutho * ayingiphoqanga, * futhi ayingithembisanga lutho ukuze ngiyibhebhise. Ukwengenza nje, imbebhi yami * angiyesabi nakancane * futhi angilindele mshado kuyona. Angikucacise ukuthi; sizobhebhana nje angimazi noma ushadile yini futhi anginandaba. Njengoba ezongibhebha nje angihuqi buthongo futhi angidakiwe kodwa ngibhejwa ngoba ngithanda futhi angangibhebha kangangokuthanda kwakhe, kuphela nje ngemvume yami. Uma engibhebhe ngeneliseka njengoba ngilindele, ngiyamvumela kusemanje ukuthi aphinde angihlabe nginabe ngenele ngesikhathi esoshiwo nguyena futhi nami uma ngifisa. Ukwengeza nje angisoze ngaba wufakazi kumbe ngime ebhokisini lenkantolo ngethule ubufakazi obucindezela yena, kumbe ngifake icala lokuthi ungidle ngenkani ngingafuni, noma ngabe ngiyamitha, ngithola isifo socansi, kumbe ngibona ukuthi wephule amalungelo athize ami, noma ngabe yini esizoyenza manje ngiyayithanda futhi ngiyayemukela. Ngisayine nginqunu ngaphambi kokugxumela embhedeni sikususe lokho_________ (Usuku)_____________(Inyanga nonyaka). Sayina Mbhejwa: ______________________ Usuku lokuzalwa : __________________ Usuku obhejwe ngalo:____________________

Thina esihlelekile sesiwuthengile uphalafini wokubasa i-prima stove namakhandlela okukhanyisa mhla kaBlack Friday! 😊

Adakwe UMZALWANE aze abize uJesu ngo Mngani wakhe….babazani bo!!!!!!