Usathi uyhlalele kini uzwe kukhala iGate
,mawubheka Yiiiiiiiiiiih!! yi Ex yakho
nabazali bakhe.Ubaleke uyeRoomin
yakho…….Uzibuze uziphendule”Engabe bazothini
nah? “….”Kukhona into abayfunayo
kumama? ..Hhai bebengeke beqhubane yonke
lendlela for lokho”……”Mhlawumpe bazonglobola
“……”Bengithanda vele yena lomfana
marnhh “……”Yessss!!!! Bazonglobola,Ei
sh kungcono ngfonele u Bitch wami Umngani
ngimxoxele ngalezindaba ezimnandi,Hhayi ngcono
nglinde kqala, “…After 5 minutes ubizwe
e Lounge,Uqale uzlungise madafakha uze
ufake neduku uthi “Syabangena tonight
“…Umufika eLounge ubingelele
ngenhlonipho”Sanibonani Bo baba
“…..Abuze umawakho”Nguye Lo ” Bavume
“Yebo Nguyena Lo ” kukhale “❤Gugu gugu
gugu “inhliziyo ngapha uya smiler smiler🙂🙂🙂
Abuze umawakho “Mtanami Yiqiniso ukuthi
wena wathatha I jersey lalomfana le Adidas??

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Whites: I’m the breadwinner at home :*

Blacks: Badla mina, bakaka mina, bagqoka mina, basuza mina ubabona nje bazamula mina

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Umjolo unyisa umuntu ovuka ekuseni aye emsebenzini,
uyini-ke wena osadla istambu ngerula eskoleni?

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Uzwe isdudla sithi “I miss my other half”,
ubusuzibuza ukuthi kanti lesdudla kahle kahle singanani ma sesiphelele?

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Nisuke nabadelela kakhulu abazali nathi nizobuya January, yathi imvula nangizwa ngobani?

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Him :”I like you but you are in a relationship.”
Her : “Ngena ayilumi!!”

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Kuyimalini ukusuka la nokuza lapho kubuza lobhuti oshaya I Bell ku macrowave Uma ukudla ku ready

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Sekufe 4 wamapleti 🍽 kamama ekhishini, phela u”Nails done” ubegeza izitsha.

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Avekubuhlungu umzali ebalisa ngomtanakhe esemlahlile engasabuzi nempilo kodwa ekhuliswe wuye kanzima

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Baphi labobhuti ababesithuma esitolo bathi ushintshi ozobuya siwuthathe basipha wona kanti bayazi akukhoshintshi wabuya la akebaphinde phela sibone

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Uma u fake izinyo akusho ukuthy u ya baba😂😂

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My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying
“This isn’t working,goodbye” I opened the fridge
and it’s working just fine.
Abafazi abazi lutho ngama fridge mpela.

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Divorce is for rich people.
Imagine going to court
libanga amazenge omkhukhu leZkaftin ze
ice creamHayibo stick together once*

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Ufake iGate le remote kukhambe igezi while u away🙄 ulale estradini angithi uRishi wena

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