Wife & husband watching soccer

Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter urefferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!

🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!

I AFCON ISIFIKILE ASAZI! 😂

At Psycad they say we should get enough rest and the lecturers tell us to make at Varsity you shouldn’t sleep three for more than three hours… kahle kahle nithi what must we do?

King Monada can kill your favourite Rapper
by just saying “Makwela Makwela”

Indoda yakho ayna TV if uyivakashele ik’fundela ma posts ami

“Ngizwil’isandla sakhe singithinta…” 🎤 🎶

Sexual harassment leyo, kodwa nathula ngoba bekung’God. 😕

Avaliwe amaSaloon nama bottle stores, imali yeqolo iyosebenza umsebenzi wayo wangempela kulokhu.

Those who say: “okusalayo lizayehlukana kuphela” should be included in your wedding programme as , ‘okhulumela abathakathi

Girlfriend: We should go on holiday overseas baby.☺
A Zulu man: Wazi bani lapho?