That awkward moment when you are in love with a Motswana and you type “baby wa thoma” and auto correct says “baby wa Thomas” and she replies “eishh baby i can explain”.
WTF.
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You know you will never win if the security guard say
“💁♂️Kodwa mshana umthetho awuvumi ”
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Enough abt Matric
u Busiswa umithi
Niyabonake Zenziwa njan iytarring
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Sikhala sonke uma kushisa, kodwa uma sekuna imvula nigonana nodwa. Ave niyizinja ‘yazi.
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Uyazi ukuthi noma ungazibhuquza kanjani phansi,
if umuntu engakufuni akakufuni.
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Uhambe no girl wakho e tarven
Sekadakiwe uzwe angeke ngishade indoda ehambela ma tarven .
kuzo pheka bani sidakiwe sonke
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Him:bbe angisasuzi for two weeks I think am pregnant
Her :udakiwe
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Private hospital:good morning sir..how are you?
Public hospital:and then wena?
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Izinja madoda 🤛 kusho unkulunkulu
Kungena I-south africa Ezulwini
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Nywe nywe nywe and up with tears uban othe sijola lama onion
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Taxi driver : o fella kae ausi?
Lady : ka bofefe or ka eng?
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Indoda eyayineplazi, yayinezingulube ezinhlanu (5) zensikazi. Yahamba nezingulube izisa kwi-auction, ithe uma ifika yahlangana nomunye umlimi owayezodayisa izingulube ezinhlanu ezingamaduna. “Uma ngifuna zikhwelane lezi zingulube ngingenzanjani?” kubuza indoda enezingulube zensikazi.
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“Singahlangana nje mfwethu halfway, zizokhwelana.” kuphendula lo omunye umlimi.
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“Manje ngizokwazi kanjani ukuthi sezimithi?”
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Aphendule umlimi athi: “Uma sezimithi zizoya otshanini ziyodla, uma zingamithi zizobuyela odakeni.”
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Manje babeqhelelene ngo 120km ngokuhlala, bavumelana ngokuthi bazohlangana halfway nezingulube lezo zizo khwelana. Yagcina ingasazidayisanga izingulube indoda yabuyela nazo emuva. Ngakusasa yalayisha izingulube evenini yahamba, yabuya.
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Ngakusasa izingulube zavele zaqonda odakeni. Wahamba futhi kwaze kwaphela iviki lonke, izingulube zilokhu zibuyela odakeni. Yagcina isikhathele indoda, ngakusasa ekuseni yathi kunkosikazi wayo: “Nkosikazi ngicela ungibhekela ngewindi lezi ngulube ukuthi zikuphi. Zisetshanini noma odakeni?” ibuza indoda izilalele embhedeni.
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Aphendule unkosikazi ebona isimanga ngaphandle, “Vuka baba uzobona! Azikho etshanini futhi azikho nasodakeni, zisevenini enye ingaphambili ishaya ihutha!”
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Eliph levila elaqhamuka nalento yokpheka amazambane engacwecwiwe.
Angeke awthol umendo lowo😂
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Lento oyihleka ukuthi yenziwa kwi-Kaizer Chiefs, thina sihleka ukuthi yenziwa kumuntu wakho, kodwa qhubeka.
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Kulonyaka ngihamba nohambayo ongahambi yasala ngikhathele manje,
so ungazibambezeli
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Dating a 16 years old girl is not a problem.
The problem is when y’all go to buy airtime at Ackerman’s and she be like:
“Baby sacela ungithengela i penty la Hello kitty”
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