Uyayi bona lento yokuthi angikwaz ukuphila ngaphandle kwakho ifuna ngathi ungaTshela isaka leMpuphu 😜🔰
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{Phone Rings:☎}
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Sidechick: John’s phone hello!
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Mainchick: Ngcela mnikati we phone please…🙏
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Sidechick: Yima kancane usafaka I condom sesi.
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Uthi bewazi: uZodwa wabantu sekunguZodwa wezinkukhu,
buza uKelly Khumalo.
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Uthi uyafaka kanti sebefakile ungezwanga.. Ingoma oyithandayo
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Umqome ngoba ubone ma keys emoto
Only to realize they were gate key 😃😂😁
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Ithi isanuka kamnandi kfc etaxin kuvele kungene gumede noparaffin
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Angikho happy ngeSpeed sePhara uma likuphathise izimpahla.
😓🥺
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Teacher:ngubani u president we America
boy: Obama
teacher: no sekungu Trump manje
boy: awu Kanti ungibuza into oyaziyo udlala kabi neh
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Ngithi Moses khumula izimbadada ngoba lendawo incwele
Ibhayibheli libuye lisiqambele amanga, zazingekho izimoto ngalesa skhathi, bawathathap ama tyre okwa leziya zimbadada
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Umfazi angathola iR200 note kutrouse yendoda uyathula kodwa angathola icondom eyodwa ukhuluma aze akhale.
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Yazi ikudide indaba uthi uyabuza umdidi lo onguye okudidileyo laye umthole edidekile yikho lapho ozabona khona ukuthi abanye abantu ukuba ngumdidi kumbe indidane yisiphiwo strait.
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“Bharakwana, Bharakwana!”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Isibhedlel’esikhulu!”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Sasiza uNgidi.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Ephuk’umlenze.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Sasidlal’umadl’i-atchar.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Ngaphansi kombhede.”
*clap, clap, clap*
(Qhubeka)
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Guys idayiswa kuphi charger ye relationship
naku eyami isithi 5% remaining
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Her : Babe, Kunomsebenzi Ekhaya NgeWeekend
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Me : Ngenzenjani Ngilethe CV???
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Uma ufika neBolt eBolt and Nut shop, ucele usize olingana nalelo oliphethe, if ungawutholi bathi “sori sir we’ll have to order for u, we’re out of stock. Uthini uZwe? Hlukana nokuba busy ufunana nomkhulisa nduku ngoba ufuna ukungena kuyo yonke imihosha nemihoshanyana engalingene nawe.Malingekho 🍆 alikho Wait for ur turn ur size is coming.
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After a good night:
White ladies: Thanks a lot dear it was a marvelous nyt.
Black ladies: eishhhh umuntu nxa esuka lapha mele ayedlula eSalon.
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