Abanye abantwana bane-stress se-registration nesemisebenzi, wena une-stress se-Valentine’s Day nendoda engakufuni.
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Honestly, “I have a boyfriend” isn’t enough for uba sikuyeke uyeva? Give us something with drama,tell us you’re pregnant…tell us uyafa…give us action…Tell us your boyfriend shot someone in the head for ukukuplita…Write an award winning article…Give us some Razzmatazz!!!…Tell us you have 6 kinds of STD’s and that you’re carrying your neighbors child,who happens to be the father of your best friend…
Not “Nywe Nywe I have a Boyfriend”
Sizokulobola nalo Boyfriend yakho thina!
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Her : babe ngila kini e gate(ini)
Him: Livuliwe??
Her : jha bbe
Him: Livale uhambe angikho
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Mina mangiposter ama status, ngisuke ngingakhulumi nawe.
Uwena onezinkinga ezifana nama status ami.
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A sangoma enters a taxi and asks “Iyaphi le taxi”?
Then a drunk man answered “shaya mathambo.
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Kanti mina ngolindiswa kuzekubenini ,siyahamba isikhathi,ngizodlula ngingezwa msindo emvakwami njalo
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Given a chance ukuvusa umuntu oyedwa kwabafileyo,
Ungavusa bani?
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Zithi intombi zamaZulu uma wenza ucansi kumele ujuluke ,
uma ngajulukanga ngu(Hide&sick)masicashelane
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Utsi Usam’ Sucker Nje Darl Wakho;
Avele Akhulume Ma Sperms Akhe Atsi
“Kahle Kusigwinya Wena,
Uyasibambelela Sifuna Kukhula Natsi!!!
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Wabhodla 🤢 uSisi 👩🏻 wase-Ladies House 🏛 etekisini, 🚐 salindela ukuthi uzothi: “Excuse me.” 👏🏻 Wavele wathi: “Ncuz’ebhodlayo, ncuz’esuthi, ncuz’eKFC, ncaaa nkosh, ninenkingoooon?”
Sisale sibambe ongezansi. 🤔
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Sebeqalileke bathi amaresult wabafundi bakwa Nongoma alandwa eNduneni
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The Reason kuno Father Christmas🎅engekho u- Mother chrismas🤶..
Ingoba wawuzozwa kuthiwa “UMITHI LOWO UKHISIMUZI UHLEHLILE” 🤷♂️
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Uyazi adakwe umuntu aze anike uJesu i-nickname,
ambize “Mjeswana”
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Kanti into entsha yini, uqala ukuzibona ukuthi umumbi wakhala. Usuzwa ngabantu uyatetema usuyakhala manje. Awubuthwele ubunzima wena ngoba awuziboni njalo. Abantu abakubukayo kuphela abathwele ubunzima. Usungaze uqashe izinkabi, abantu bafele ukuthi umumbi. Bonke labantu abathi umumbi abanamali banezinhliziyo ezimbi futhi. Kuncono wena unokodwa ngoba unemali.
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She posted :”Kuku yaka is my Pride
Her Ex replied :”Your pride is too deep
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Uyabona leli vila lomfazi elaqhamuka nalento yokupheka amagwili engahlutshwanga never awuthole umendo.
Ubuvila bani nje lobu.
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