“Sicela uDriver weMercedes-Benz AMG C63 azoyisusa ikuWrong Parking Spot”

😏Ngavele ngasukuma ngayozamula Ngaphandle 🤣
awuyazi inhlonipho engiyithole sengibuya

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Ukhala ngezimali, kodwa awunayo nane-vase le, uzozibekaphi lezo zimali? 🤔

Nombandamo ekhanda.

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ungene nge vosho ku relationship yabantu kanti badla itreatment💊 uphume ushaya nayi le walk.

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Ngino R400 kushoda Malini kuze ngithenge le fone oyphathayo???

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Izolo sidakwe 🍻 saze sahlaba imvu 🐑 Kodwa
Sithe masivuka ekuseni nansi imvu 🐑 iboshelwe
Eshlahleni 🌳 inkinga ubhobhi 🐕 akaziwa ukuthi
Ushonephi 😔

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Asisakwazi ‘nokuzimeteza’, izivakashi zigcwele wonke amakamelo.

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4 Days siku 2018 kodwa kunabantu asebegeze
5 times,bafun ukubukwa njerr!!!

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“Phezu kwakhe boy, ungamsabi!”

👦🏾: “Sawubona Mandisa, ubani igama lakho?

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That moment u sit next to a hot chic in a kombi then when u start hitting on her an old lady u know says…

“Ngakucina ufuna ukuphinda iO level okwesithathu wacina upasile yini”

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Orlando Pirates
EZIMNYAMA .
(Hhayi ngenkani)
Inkani iphelile

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Yesterday I was at the mall, when I went to a public toilet. Immediately when I sat down. i had this conversation with an unknown
man
Man: hello
Me: yebo
Man: what are you doing there
Me: same thing you are doing there I guess
Man : baby I’m too horny ngingeza ngalapho
Me: (surprised ) Bhuti asazani mina nawe so please singaphaphelani
Man: okay baby, oh before I forget ngizokupha le R2200
Me : ( thinking “but R2200 for one round is a lot of money”) okay ke bhudi
Man : thank honey
Me:(by that time besengicabange lentsha tsha icavella) yiza Phela, but you must give me the money first
Man : baby I have to call you later there’s some idiot who answer all my question when I’m talking to you

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Pedi And Zulu On Metro FM
Pedi:Just wanna say halla to my Mom,Dad and also my Parents
Zulu:Holla Bafwethu you are Watching Metlo FM

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