Divorce is for rich people. Imagine going to court libanga amazenge omkhukhu leZkhaftin ze Ice cream.
Hayi stick together once.

Ushawe yi-corner le windi kuvele kubuye lonke usizi, usale usukhalela no-R350 wokhuvethe kanye nokuthi awusebenzi. 😭

“Yisona isikorobho lesi?”
Kubuza iSivakashi siphethe ithawula lam lokugeza ngenduku yomshanelo

Ngithe kuye asibuyelane, wathi seku-late. So, ngizovuka early kusasa ngiphinde ngimzame.

Kanti vele kwenzeka njani ukuthi umuntu ezivelela eZim esehlala eHillbrow umuzwe esesithi: “efletini lami”, uyabe eselithenge malini or eseliphiwe ngubani?

Ladies, you must stop wearing All Star takkies and a long dress. 😂 😂 😂.You can’t be “uMakoti & a Pantsula” at the same time.

Nya(8): Missi ngcelani ukubuza, Can u beat me fo something i did not do? Miss: No my student! I wud neva do that! Y do u ask Nya? Nya: Wel ma’m, i did not do my homework!

Ungene ne-girlfriend emfishane etekisini, uzwe u-driver ethi: “Mgone babakhe, kuzovuleka i-space.”

Ungabuzi indlela emuntwini okhuluma isiTshangane. Ngeke ufike la oya khona.
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Ungezwa ethi “Famba straight itafika lahaya,iku ehh,iku ihh,iku ohh,ifamba futhi ifika lahaya iku ohh, iku ahh,iku ehh,iku ihh,ifamba ilanguta kathlelo rasinene itavona gate ro bhasa hingena…”

Me : Mbali I wanna take you out
Mbali : 😍 kuphi sthandwa sam and when?
Me : today, I’m taking you out of my life for good

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