What if impukane, is a bee eyashonelw abazali yaphenduk iphara🤔🤔
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What if impukane, is a bee eyashonelw abazali yaphenduk iphara🤔🤔
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Uyangena esontweni sekusele indawo eyodwa eduze ne X yakho, ivele iqale iculo ithi *”usathane akanandawo”*
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Zweli Mkhize usitshela nini kuthi asigeze umzimba,
thina yilokhu sageza izandla njengoba besho. Salinde yena.
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Uzwe kunuka amathambo ashayo kanti islender sthamele isgcaki
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UMBLOCKE USNEH KU FACEBOOK ABUYE ESEGQOKE INGUBO ZAMA SOSHA, VELE UBONE UKUTHI LA IBHUZI LINGAKHALA NOMA ININI ENQENI
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Eish bayangimangaza labo sisi benu ima siqalu cansi uzobezwe bethi faki condom bhudi uzongimithisa,,,,
umntu usaba ukumitha kulokuthi asebe umkhuhlane aii nina so……..
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Intokazi ekhulelwe ingena etekisini yagaklaza isicabha.
Taxi Driver: “Ukube nalawo mathanga wawavala kanjalo!”
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Abemubi usis uze ufise lokumbuza ukuth ”
so uyatshona unje ilanga lonke?”
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Kusemshadweni, uNyaa uhleli eceleni
komunye ubaba bese ehlebela lo baba athi,
“Yaze yayimbi le ntombazane eshadayo.”
Aphendule lo baba athi, “Okokuqala awungazi.
Okwesibili kungenzeka awumenywanga.
Kumanje ubona abantu ababi, le ntombazane othi yimbi
yindodakazi yami.”
“Ngiyaxolisa baba, bengingazi ukuthi ngihleba umakoti kuyise.”
Kuzincengela uNyaa eseshaywa amahloni.
Ezwe ngenkulu impama uNyaa eshaywa yilo baba,
“Zindlebe zikanyoko! Uyaqhubeka nokungeyisa ungibiza ngobaba,
ngingumama kamakoti mina man!
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Uxakwe intombazane ezokubuza ukuthi unayo yini imoto noma umuzi. Ubalekele emakhaya uthole ezothi unawo yini umhlaba nemfuyo. Damm Gold Diggers
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COPIED FROM SIR:
Mhlazana ngikhonjwa ngelongo eShabula.
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Kusemini yantambama ilanga selilithube ngivela nathisa inkomo, hawu ngisadubula ivokloklo ngikhuza isitshebo esembeswe ngoboya ngisiyavalela ekhaya.
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Hawu okulithokazi kuphambuke indlela kufuna ukuyakudla isithingithingi sentakubomvu esasiceleni kwesifudlana, ngingakunqandi lokukunqanda kwavandamuka kodwa kwaphosa kwakhipha uchago okulumunye kuthange, konke ngikukhangele ngahleka ngaze ngezwa kunwayizela amavili ogqogqogqo ngibona lesisiga
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Ngasondela ke ngifuna ukubona into etshayisa uvalo into engangenkomo, ngithe ngibuqama ngibone isandla sisikha amahlamvu siwatshwathika, ngibona kuphuma inkazana ngemuva izithintitha, abuye asolobele futhi kwazise wayephinda umphehlo wokuqutha lokhe ngisazibuza ukuthi engabe esenzani engaka esethusa isitshebo, umbuzo wacitsha ngemva kokubona inkalakatha yebhalabhala lempukane eluhlaza tshoko ilenda ngemva kwalapho inkazana ekhona yaphuma incinda isiziyela endaweni zayo.
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Mina, ” uyakaka Sisi ” ebesethuka ebuqamulela elahla amahlamvu, ngahle ngaqala ukukhombisa, ngigiqela amazwi embuluza esithi uyangenyanya ngiyindoda enjani esondela emuntwini ezikhulula, esitsho njalo ngikhangele ikaka yakhe ngekhona lelihlo ngibobotheke ngithi uyanginyanya sibili uqinisile? athule. Ngiqhubeke ngigiqela ngize ngimbone eseqala ukuqunta amahlamvu ngihle ngitsho ngenhliziyo ukuthi sengena emudweni ngibone esesula ngawo nxa eqeda
ethi asiyekhulumela duze lenkomo, sesifikile ebengikhomba.
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Saqhubana sizixoxela ebethi isisu besimgijimisa ngakho iphango limsusela amanqe alikho isu mhlawumbe engingalenza afumane okuya emthaleni.
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Ngezwa kuhela enhliziyweni ngahle ngabamba ithokazi lonaleliyana elingela ngqondo elihamba lilunguza abantu abazikhululayo ngamosela, sadla kwabamnandi kwanjeyana savalelisana ngamthembisa ukuthi sizohlala sisenza into efanayo nsukuzonke, wabobotheka sehlukana.
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Ngathi ngifika ekhaya ngithola bepheke ibhobola lamaluba alo liphelekezelwa yisitshwala samabele amafitshane, lesandambe sokulumela, ngahle ngathi mina lingangibali ozizwa efuna ukubala kayebala inkomo esibayeni ngangena emkulwini ngathatha itolomoli yamanzi lenkomitsho ngadonsa utshani bokuvungula ephahleni ngadlula ngisiya exhibeni lami ngadlula ngibhodla duze labo ngathi ubuhle bendoda zinkomo zayo.
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Kodwa abasakugezi ngani?”
Kubuza mina ngihlangana nengane yami estolo ngoDisemba. 😐
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“I don’t date broke guys” ifuna ngathi mothethiswa kini bathi “go upstairs”😏
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I Chiefs ngisho ingadlalela egcekeni ka Kaizer Motaung bangayishaya ingene endlini🤞🏿.
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Umuntu amemeze uDuduzane ilanga lonke, then later usefuna ngimlande. 🙄
Akanamoto yini uDuduzane?
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Aphi lama Felebs
abenza Matric last year😂
postani phela o
CAN I GET 500 Likes FOR MY
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