Omunye ujaha nango engena ebhasini esiya ekhaya. Sekubhadalwa wathi conductor ngizakunika imali sengisehla kathesi ngihlezi kubi. Yebona yee ibhasi yadla phansi. Wezwakala sememeza I bus stop yakhe ujaha . Bathi bhadala phela wabe ephuma ebhasini ngenkalakatha yejubane ebaleka engabhadalanga. U conductor wamhlala izithende emuva kwakhe. Ujaha lwana wabaleka eqonda emathuneni ememeza esithi khulu vuka sengikuphathele inyama nansi. Uconductor esizwa lelo watshibilika wabaleka ebuyela ebhasini. Unkunzi wasala ehlekelela esithi ngizakwenza mfana. Elokhe esamile khonapho wezwa ilizwi ebunyameni lisithi Sengivukile ingaphi phela Inyama yakhona. Yeyi wabaleka waze wadlula uconductor esiya ngena ebhasini

Zulu guys will hit on your girlfriend in your presence
and ask you if you have a problem
“Uyakhuluma mfwethu”?

Njengomunye ugogo kwafika amapholisa emzini wakhe bezombopha ngoba epheka itototo.
Pholisa: “gogo sesikubophile asambe ”
Gogo: ” ngenzeni futhi mntanami? ”
Pholisa: “angithi upheka itototo lapha ekhaya. ”
Gogo: “kodwa phela khathesi kangilayo ephekiweyo ”
Pholisa:”ye gogo, awulayo kodwa izinto zonke zokupheka itototo sizitholile lapha ”
Gogo:”kulungile mntanami asihambe kodwa kasivumelane lapha lami ngyafika ngikuvulela icala lokuthi ubufuna ukungidlwengula ”
Pholisa:”aah kanjani gogo mina ngingazange ngize ngikuthinte? ”
Gogo:”kodwa angithi konke okokudlwengula ulakho khonapho ”
Pholisa: “usale kahle gogo “

My Girlfriend Said (On Fb Inbox): “Baby Can
You Slap My Father For R3 Million?”
Me: “Yewena Nginga Qala ngoMamakho
Ngize ngoBabakho Then Ngyodubula
Abantwana Bakin E Creche”
(She Blocked Me)..
Then I Sent WhatsApp “Ngbulale Nawe”
(Blocked Me On WhatsApp)..
Sent Her A Please Call “Ngshise Nendlu
Yakin”
I Hate Stupid Questions

Umfazi akabekwa isandla.
That’s why ngimshaya ngelitje.”

WHITES: I’m drunk🍻🍺
.
Blacks: wena letha I CV ksasa ngzikhlanganisela😂

Abanye abo Baby mama uvele ubone
Ukuthi noo man🤔

ingqondo yaphuma nomntwana La

Juss imagine dating a girl with a short hair bese niyophushana eBarber Shop

Long Distance Relationship😒
.
Thabo : Wud 😘
Her : Ngiyadla Bbe 🤗
Thabo : Mapha😢
Her : Thatha 🍕🌮🌭🍟
Thabo : Kgam Kgam Kgam Am Done

I drama yase Shoprite 😑

Ngithi ngilinganisa IChocolate emlomeni nabo sebabiza amaSecurity🙄