Girls, xolisani kulabo sisi enizibiza ngabo uma nishelwa.
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AVE UDLA 🍲🍔🍔🍔KODWA AWUKHULUPHALI 🕴🕴
LAPHU NAWE 👉💃AVE UJOLA 👫 KODWA AWUSHADI👪
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Teacher:What does HIV stands for?
Boy:Holiday in Victoria falls.
Teacher:(Angry)u kids are stupid last week lathi umntwana wemvu yimvana now u keep repeating your stupidity, and wena Fatso i asked you nicely ukuthi’what’s a baby lizzard called’and u said Lizzy.Cynthia lawe uyahĺeka.That day i asked you where fish come from and u said egabheni.l give up manje.Tsitsi akungiphendule, ilizwe elilungisa amakombi kuthwa kungaphi?
Tsitsi:tsikombi
Teacher:Simba make a sentence ele word ‘sugar’.
Simba:umama unatha itiye.
Teacher: manje ibala elithi ‘sugar’lingaphi khonapho?
Simba:liphakathi kwetiye
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THISHA: “Ok class! Umeleni uHIV?”
CLASS: “Asazi thisha, mhlawumbe weswele is’tuli sok’hlala!😂😂
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CHRISTMAS HLAYA
Abaningi abazi ukuthi uDombi unkosikazi kaThibhoz wathola uMgwaja bengakashadi. Wayeneminyaka engu-16 uDombi ngenkathi umama wakhe eya naye kwadokotela. Wayekhala ethi uyagula uDombi.
“Yebo-ke mama, ngabe yini inkinga?” kubuza udokotela.
“Yindodakazi yami egulayo dokotela,” kuchaza umama kaDombi, “uDombi lo usenokuhalela ukudla esingajwayele ukukudla ekhaya, futhi usekhuluphele mumva nje futhi ungitshela nokuthi uzizwa engaphilile njalo ekuseni.”
Axilonge uDombi udokotela. Uthe lapho eseqedile, waphendukela kumama kaDombi wathi, “Angazi ngizokutshela kanjani lokhu mama, kodwa indodakazi yakho kubukeka sengathi ikhulelwe. Zine izinyanga uma ngibheka nje.”
“Ukhulelwe? Kanjani? Akakaze ashiywa yedwa nomuntu wesilisa! Ngabe ukhulelwe ngempela Dombi mntanami?”
Athi uDombi, “Cha mama, angikaze ngayiqabula ngisho ukuyiqabula indoda!”
Udokotela ahambe aye efasteleni, alunguze ngaphandle kuze kuphele cishe imizuzu emihlanu yonke. Ekugcineni aze akhulume umama kaDombi athi, “Ingabe kukhona okungahambi kahle dokotela, lapho ngaphandle?”
Aphendule udokotela, “Cha, akukho mama. Ukuthi nje ngesikhathi igcina ukwenzeka into enjengalena, kwavela inkanyezi empumalanga kanye namadoda amathathu ngaleya kwentaba. Angifuni ukuphuthelwa this time!”
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Teacher: Angilmaki Exercise elingakhaviwe
Me:Angilkhavi Exercise elingamakiwe✋
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👩 : Bbe uyezwa kuband kanjan?
👨: Manje ngenzenjani mna ngifonel ilanga 😒
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Condom costs kab
save
This year it’s burning
put it
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Ntokozo Qo Mabuya > Vaal University of Technology 2
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I think ABSA, FNB, Nedbank, Standard bank are bankrupt!
Yesterday I tried to draw money at all their ATMs got the same message.
INSUFFICIENT FUNDS!!!!
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Nywe nywe nywe ” You stole my post ” voetsek
we have differnt friends , my friends need to laugh too
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There way engjahe ngakhon ngizoqala ngigcobe bese ngigeze
Ngi ayine ngukothi ngiwasha
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Yesterday I was at the mall, when I went to a public toilet. Immediately when I sat down. i had this conversation with an unknown
man
Man: hello
Me: yebo
Man: what are you doing there
Me: same thing you are doing there I guess
Man : baby I’m too horny ngingeza ngalapho
Me: (surprised ) Bhuti asazani mina nawe so please singaphaphelani
Man: okay baby, oh before I forget ngizokupha le R2200
Me : ( thinking “but R2200 for one round is a lot of money”) okay ke bhudi
Man : thank honey
Me:(by that time besengicabange lentsha tsha icavella) yiza Phela, but you must give me the money first
Man : baby I have to call you later there’s some idiot who answer all my question when I’m talking to you
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Those who say: “okusalayo lizayehlukana kuphela” should be included in your wedding programme as , ‘okhulumela abathakathi
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Kaze ngikubone umhlolo oso ng I the mangithatha uhambo lwami oluya e Town losesi bekahleli phambikwami akusimubi akasimubi was ho isesi athi ayaph budi😂😂usesi amazinyo awunuki awanuki guy pls asigezeni Shem😂
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Utsi utitsandzela Sesi wase village.
Uftole kutsi yena utitsandzela kuya escojeni (emanti )
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Me to my side chick:
“Yazi mina am too old for breakups, so if luphelile kuwe uthanda its fine sizathandana ngololu olwami ngoba lusesekhona lona.”
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