Her : O Tsena Whatsapp?
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Me : Aowa Kea Wela
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Zulu interpret ~sleep :lala – – – – -sleep here:lalala – – – sleep there: lalelale – – – – 😜😜
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Me: Mngani vuka
Friend : Hhmm 😴😴😴
Me: Mngani vuka nayi ibeer🍻
Friend: 😲😲 Iphi?
Mention that Friend of yours
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Public Clinics Nurse’s Will Call you by Your illnesses.
•°•
They’ll be like: “Hey Wena TB Uyaphi?”
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Uyayaz le pain yokubanjwa kwe meeting emva kwe tarven ungafakanga Mali
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Ngibulisa bonke abajola nabo Doctor ngithi “breath in”
Ngibulise abajola nama security ngithi “Vimba”
Ngibulise abajola no taxi drver ngithi “usdonse engathi uyasiyeka”
Ngibulise abajola nothisha ngithi “very good my girl”
Ngibulise abajola no cashier ngithi “plastiki?”
Ngibulise abajola nama poyisa ngithi “fakani okuncane”
Angibakhohlwa ke abajola eZion ngithi “khuluma moya”
Angibalibali ke abajola nosopolitiki ngithi kunina “ammmaaaaaaaaaandla”
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Waze wangthuka usisi eTaxin ngidlalisa ingane ngithi “uphi ubaba?”😭
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Uma wake wathunywa i-spoon ekhishini wafike wasisula ngeskibha, ngilandele. 🚶🏽 🚶🏽 ISilo samabandla sifuna ukukhuluma nawe mayelana nenhlonipho nokuziphatha. 😐
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Some Girls think BIO stands for
B – Bhala
I – Indoda
O – Onayo
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Angilele ngiyacabanga la, ubani owake wezwa iphoyisa linuka i-perfume? Or umthetho awuvumi?
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Dr umfaba wani Lana ugwinye I memory card
Socule tonke tingoma sita Dr sekusele kancane kafike ngake kuma video Dr yooo😃😂😁😀😅
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In a taxi from Beitbridge to
Johannesburg…
A young man sitting on the front sit
answers his phone “Babey ngise taxin eya
eFree State for the weekend ngiyabuya
monday!”
# after he hangs up#
The lady sitting behind him answers her
phone and said “Hey dear… ngise taxin eya
eKlerksdorp ku interview I’ll call you later!”
# immediately after she hangs up#
A young lady at the back seat answers her
phone “Mama ngisendleleni ngiya
eMafikeng.
The old man sitting next to her at the back
screams “ENTLEKE lamasimba etaxi ayaphi
vele yeeee!!!!
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Teacher: Asibhaleni izifo esizaziyo
Thoko: HIV
Ben : CHOLERA
Sizwe :Malaria
Buhle :Typhoid
Fortune : /
Teacher:Kant Fortune ibizwa kuthwa yini lee oyibhale lana?
Fortune:Kant istroke awusaz
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Zulu guys will hit on your girlfriend in your presence
and ask you if you have a problem
“Uyakhuluma mfwethu”?
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Uma isaphila🍑 inikwa obhuti abasebenza Kahle nabezimoto Uma isisuza🍑 inikwa thina
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Gents👊 please Condomise izintombi zenu zilala nabantu abagulayo for Imali🤞💔, nizogula Niziphethe Kahle😢🚶
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