Africans would be busy saying”Nywe, nywe – ungabukeli lomunye muntfu phansi”. 😂 😂 😂
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So, what if that person is too short. I meant vele lanye sisazoba bukela phansi.

Ungene ne-girlfriend emfishane etekisini, uzwe u-driver ethi: “Mgone babakhe, kuzovuleka i-space.”

“Nifuna kuphume esinye isdumbu?” Kusho uNgcobo bemfakele inyama encane emngcwabeni.

Akehlulwa ilutho uJesu kodwa yabona umkhaba kosisi yamncamisa angkhathali.

That moment u sit next to a hot chic in a kombi then when u start hitting on her an old lady u know says…

“Ngakucina ufuna ukuphinda iO level okwesithathu wacina upasile yini”