Uhlupho lwabo malukazana
(1) Engabamfitshane ~maye u George wathatha umatholwane
2)Abemude ~indlulamithi izakwanisa ukuhlakula
3)Athande ukuxoxa ~ lapha emlonyeni yimpempe .
4)Athule~ uthuliswa yikuncitshana lomoya omubi.
5)Athande uninazala ~ vele umntanami kamfuni sezoncenga umendo
6)Angabi lendoda loninazala ~ uyimbulu ubona engani u John lowo uzalwa ngunina.
7)Ahlale lomnawakhe wendoda ongumfazi ~ angithi sewathatha umntanami wamenza ibhoyi lakhe yena etshona elele.
8)Angahlali leshlobo sendoda~ kafuni muntu emzini ka Thabani wenzela ukuba athumeze ukudla ngakibo .
9)Athandane lomkakhe ~ maye umntanami wadliswa ibhakede lomuthi sebehamba belandelana njengenkwilimba .
10)Bahluphane balwe lomkakhe ~umaMamoyo uyakhuluma kakhulu yikho indoda imtshaya
11)Athumele abantwana ekhaya izikolo zivaliwe ~usengenza umuntu wakhe ukuthi ngimgcinele abantwabakhe
12)Angabathumeli abantwana ekhaya~ hantsho kafuni uthi nzabaloya

Wayesethi uAdam ku Eve “Zama eyokuza eyokuphindela emumva ngizokunikeza”

Genesis 55 v 98

OMastanda bahlala besidla iMince meat and mina iVorosi yami ilahleka nsukuzonke efridgin.
So they think I am stupid.

Bazokuxaka eMzansi, umuntu ahambe ayobhala i-test ye-learner’s licence ashiye imoto yakhe kwi-parking.

Dear Debonairs,

Bengicela nitshele abasebenzi ukuthi ngicela basike equal pieces ngoba siyaxabana uma sesidla namagenge.

Usthande isthomber somunt wakho uze usenze i wallpapper…
.kant wasishuthw umunt wakher😂