This Uzalo Song Though!
They Must Stop It I Hate It Yhooo!!
Other Man Phumelela and Other man don’t
Phumelela..
I feel so offended!!!

My sister please match your make up with your neck
you cannot be Khanyi Mbau and Celia Kunutu at the same time.☝

Nanku umbuzo, ungawalwela yin ama💩 akho ubona umuntu ewafaka ku-plastic ehamba nawo phambi kwakho?

UMdelwa noMathayi babeyokhempa, kwathi phakathi nobusuku wavuka uMathayi ekhala, “Yho! Yho! Ngilunywe yinyoka kwitotolozi lami!”
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“Ungakhathazeki, ngizofonela udokotela engimaziyo mhlampe angeza neqhinga.” kududuza uMdelwa esho efonela udokotela.
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“Dokotela! Umngani wami ulunywe yinyoka, ngenzenjani?”
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Aphendule udokotela, “Angeke konakale kakhulu uma uzophuthuma, vele uncele igazi lakhe umngani wakho lapho imlume khona.”
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Abonge uMdelwa bese evala ucingo, uMathayi abuze, “Uthini udokotela?”
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Ngaphandle kokuchitha isichathi athi uMdelwa, “Uthi udokotela wena uzofa!”

Mfazi ,mfazi ngompako

The rest kebafana banyaupe

Kundzima kujola neli 2000s nisathi nlele umuntu uyavuka ngo 5:
ekseni uthi ufuna ukukuphindisa
kanti ufuna kugezisa Talking Tom

After lockdown Siya straight kuDecember💃..
.Shasha angaze abe Preg n Kabza👦
angaze acabane naMaphorisa😎

Ma kwenziwa i baby shower kudingeka amanzi angakanani?

Vodacom Ucasulwe Yilabo “Thank Me Later” Yingakho Anigilile

It’s painful being a side chick
Side chick : Hi baby
Guy : Sho chief zkhiphani ?
Side chick : just called to say I love you .
Guy : Sho commander nawe uyazi sisonke
Side chick : ok Good night baby
Guy : Viva comrade

Ngiyathembisa mhla ngaba nemoto akekho ongeke ayidle imali ye Road Accident Fund