Kwaqala ngogogo wami bamdayisela amateku e-Adidas anemigqa engu-5, manje sebedayisele umkhulu isikibha esibhalwe: ‘Sebenza Girl’.

Omunye selokhu waluka mhla ka-16 Disemba, umluko unuka i-braai nama-cricket.

Whites: “The Expendables.”

Blacks: ” Le movie enez’tarring zodwa.”

INDLELA ENTSHA EPHUCUZEKILE YOKUZIPHATHA UMA UKHULUMA NE-PHONE ESIKHATHINI SAMANJE:

1. Okokuqala nje, asisekho isidingo sokuthi uyibize uthi, “cellphone”. Just call it a PHONE, sino-20 years yafika le nto eMzansi and wonke umuntu uyazi usuke ukhuluma ngani.

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2. Laphaya kwi-voice mail yakho asisekho isidingo sokuziqopha ukhulume 90 seconds wonke usitshela ukuthi senzeni, isibonelo nje: “Sawubona, ukhuluma noMdelwa. Ngibhizi njengamanje, ngicela ushiye umlayezo noma igama nesibongo nenombolo yakho yocingo ngizokufonela back, wara wara wara…”
Lalela, sesiyakwazi lokho! Shiya i-voice mail elula ezothatha 5 seconds, “Hello, uMdelwa lo. Uyazi kumele wenzeni. Bye.”

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3. On a dropped call, lona ofonile nguyena okumele afone futhi. Uma senifona nobabili kanye kanye azongena kwi-voice mail amafoni enu bese nithi i-network iyabheda kanti yinina enibhedayo. Futhi ukulinda 5 seconds after a dropped call angeke kunisize ngalutho ngoba nizofonelana kanye kanye iphinde ingene kwi-voice mail ifoni. Bottom line: ofonile nguye okumele afone futhi if a call is dropped.

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4. Uma seniphinde naxhumana futhi, asikho isidingo sokumosha u-two minutes wonke nichazelana ukuthi bekungani kungasafoneki. We get it, 20 years awumncane neze afika amafoni eMzansi. Sesiyazi, vele uhlale odabeni wena ofonile.

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5. Le ndaba ka-“No, you hang up first.” Nomunye athi, “No, you called me. You hang up first!”
Kuzomele iphele leyo nto, ngale kwalokho ningiphe le airtime enidlala ngayo ngoba mina I am budget savvy.

I’ll be back soon nezindlela ezilula zokuvalelisa ocingweni ezingachithi isikhathi.

That’s it from me, ubhuti Admin.

White people

Caller : can you please give me Joe’s number

Receiver : 0612569123

Black people

Caller : hhoyi awung-Gaye Mabhelas kaSkebhe da

Receiver : sure uyiphethe ipen daa
Caller : ipen! Pen pen ukuphi nah ? Sure skhokho Sam

Receiver : 063

Caller : yah

Receiver 846

Caller : yah

Receiver : 4467

Caller : double 4 bani?

Receiver 4467

Caller double 4, 6 bani?

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