Her: babe sekuza mina phezulu
Me: wake walibona ikhekhe lisika umese
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Naku kudlula iPhara lidayisa ngama pampers, ngithi asinayo ingane encane la ekhaya. Lithi lizoyiletha ntambama
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Kutheni xa nishelwa nijonga izihlangu niyathunga yini ?
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Nanku umbuzo, ungawalwela yin ama💩 akho ubona umuntu ewafaka ku-plastic ehamba nawo phambi kwakho?
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Uuyise umbali e zoo abone I tiger umve atsi ha bby jungle oat engaka
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Bathi ikorobela awusavele udliswe Yona nje, usuzitholele Wena yona Ku oven🍎
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When your husband does everything for
you he is romantic
*But wen your brother does the same for
his wife, udlisiwe
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Entlek siya ezulwini or u jesus
uyeza? Ngathi sizophambana
ngendlela la
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girl: “Uyithathephi inamba yami?”
boy: “Ngiyiwine kuVodacom ShakeUp Summer.”
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Avekunzima uma ungasebenzi abantu bakuthathisa okwesilima nje, ngisho usiza awubongwa, yonke into oyenzayo ayinakwa yikho abanye bezinikela emajikini nje
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Ufuna indoda enemoto 🚗 😏 kodwa ubaba wakho yamhlula ngo-1960 isengu-R2.
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Intombazane iwela umgwaqo ngakwenye i-campus yase-UKZN.
Taxi Driver: “Awusuke endleleni weFees Must Fall!”
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He he he he he have you seen the whatsapp and facebook statuses for january compared to December?
In December the statuses were…. Phez’komunye , tholukuthi Hey ,ngidl’imali yam (enjoying my money). Woza Dizemba, Bonus fever, Reja joy, Now its January they start saying …. the lord is my shepered, my God will never leave me alone, Jehova the provider. I know the plans I have for you….No weapon formed against me shall prosper; I command poverty out of my life, Jesus will make a way for me,
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BBY ungayi emhlangeni
BBY – why ?
Him – atongihleka majitha
BBY – okey kutsi I’m still virgin awukaze vele moc kani wena bosotseni kubo
Him – mm aah
Kwaaass,😃😂😁😀😆😅
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👩🏽🦱Igcwele imoto, sala Gugu.”
👧🏿Ohk, ngicela I-weave yami Nkuleh.”
👩🏽🦱Hawu, Oh
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I tarven ebengjwayele ukuphuza kuyona sebeyphendule I fruit and veg
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