“Singing”
Ngiyayithanda leyongubo kodwa leh..
Usuyoqedela ke nawe ngokweminyaka yakho,😀
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Izingane zase Creche zithi mubi loZUMA omusha
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Ngisaba nokuya ekhaya kulo Disemba, ngasendela u-Anty ipipi 🍆 ngephutha.
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Yaz majita lento yokwenza ucansi umunt wesfazane abe ngaphezulu isingfake ehlazwen ..ryt now i’m pregnant!!
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Awuna matric + awusonti
Bakuhlule bobabili oMalusi….. 🙄🙄🙄
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Uma ngikuboleka imali electronically, ngicela nawe uyibuyise electronically.
Phela nina ave niloya!
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“Baby, ngilambile.”
Umphakele.
“Baby, ngihalela u-Porto.”
Uwuthenge.
“Baby, sale usuthenga ne-drink, 2 litre ye-Coke.”
Uyithenge.
“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuya e-toilet.”
Umphelezele.
“Baby, ngiphethwe ikhanda.”
Uthenge i-GrandPa.
“Bab,y ngisalala. Ngikhathele.”
Umvumele alale.
“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuyochama, vuka ungikhanyisele.”
Uvuke ukhanyise.
Ilale inkanyamba, ivuke ngo 02:15am ikugaxe umlenze, isilale yadela busathi buyafika nje ubuthongo kuwe. “Baby, musa phela ukulala, ngikhona. Yini? Vele ngiyakubhora?”
Jehova! 🙆🏽♂️
Kanti senzeni thina kangaka?
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Ngilahlekelwe iqhude elibuthuvi benja ne skhukhukazi esilubende engathi carpet, kamakhelwane bebengkhomba ngo galo, bengnayina
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Indoda eqotho mabethi
“Bbe angina data” ithi yona
Bbe relax soxox kusas mas unalo
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The way kubanda ngakhona ungaze ukhumule I jacket ubheke iexpiry date ukuthi ayi expire-anga yini.
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Uthi uhamb ye town ufice kungekho Moto ngisho ey1 ungenzenjan 😂😂😂😂😂
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Ngithole i-call from a car tracking company, bathi imoto yam i-outside the province! 😲 Bangibuze ukuthi ngabe yimi yini oyishayelayo, ngivele ngakhushukelwa i-BP same time. 😩
Yimi lowaya ngithwala izandla ekhanda, ngadonsa amaguzu ami ngayobamba itekisi ngibheke e-police station. 😕 Ngafika sengihefuzelisa okwengulube, angisakwazi nok’khuluma. 😣 Ngithi ngichaza udaba athi u-captain: “Yehlisa umoya ndoda, bese uchaza kahle.”
Anginike amanzi, ngiphuze. Ubuye umqondo ukuth no maaan, anginamoto mina! 🤔 Ngingumahlalela. Ngikutshela ukuthi ngibuye sengibuya ngeveni yamaphoyisa.
Kumele ngibuyele ensangwini, uyazi bengi-right ngizibhemela.
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Kholisa impilo ngesikhathi usayenelisa. Kulalapho umuntu ayake agule khona serious okokuthi lokusuza could be taken as recovery. Uyabe suku coma, no movement, no nothing okokuthi abantu bayabe besithi usufile. Ubususithi bhuuuu, abantu bajabule abanye bahle baqale ukufonela abanye besithi namuhla ungcono uke wasuza.
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Me: ngyathanda
Her: nam I love you
Me: m sorry wrong text ngyathandaza🙏
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Angeke uthi gulukudu nje ngigeza mase uthi sori.Ungahlanyi la wena.
Haiybo ungangdakelwa la, Khumula nami ngibone
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“Cleavage ye’ Dark Bone ingathi ngumsintsila ka Mechanic”
Kusiwe apha phandle!
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