Wabhodla 🤢 uSisi 👩🏻 wase-Ladies House 🏛 etekisini, 🚐 salindela ukuthi uzothi: “Excuse me.” 👏🏻 Wavele wathi: “Ncuz’ebhodlayo, ncuz’esuthi, ncuz’eKFC, ncaaa nkosh, ninenkingoooon?”

Sisale sibambe ongezansi. 🤔

Whites: ATM
Zulu’s: Mshini
Whites: Hair clipper
Zulu’s: Mshini
Whites: Washing machine
Zulu’s: Mshini
Whites: Pencil sharpener
Zulu’s: Mshini
Whites: A beautiful car
Zulu’s: Mshini
Whites: Jacob Zuma
Zulu’s: Mshini
Whites:Pussy
Zulu’s :Mshini
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Kante yini vele !

INDLELA ENTSHA EPHUCUZEKILE YOKUZIPHATHA UMA UKHULUMA NE-PHONE ESIKHATHINI SAMANJE:

1. Okokuqala nje, asisekho isidingo sokuthi uyibize uthi, “cellphone”. Just call it a PHONE, sino-20 years yafika le nto eMzansi and wonke umuntu uyazi usuke ukhuluma ngani.

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2. Laphaya kwi-voice mail yakho asisekho isidingo sokuziqopha ukhulume 90 seconds wonke usitshela ukuthi senzeni, isibonelo nje: “Sawubona, ukhuluma noMdelwa. Ngibhizi njengamanje, ngicela ushiye umlayezo noma igama nesibongo nenombolo yakho yocingo ngizokufonela back, wara wara wara…”
Lalela, sesiyakwazi lokho! Shiya i-voice mail elula ezothatha 5 seconds, “Hello, uMdelwa lo. Uyazi kumele wenzeni. Bye.”

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3. On a dropped call, lona ofonile nguyena okumele afone futhi. Uma senifona nobabili kanye kanye azongena kwi-voice mail amafoni enu bese nithi i-network iyabheda kanti yinina enibhedayo. Futhi ukulinda 5 seconds after a dropped call angeke kunisize ngalutho ngoba nizofonelana kanye kanye iphinde ingene kwi-voice mail ifoni. Bottom line: ofonile nguye okumele afone futhi if a call is dropped.

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4. Uma seniphinde naxhumana futhi, asikho isidingo sokumosha u-two minutes wonke nichazelana ukuthi bekungani kungasafoneki. We get it, 20 years awumncane neze afika amafoni eMzansi. Sesiyazi, vele uhlale odabeni wena ofonile.

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5. Le ndaba ka-“No, you hang up first.” Nomunye athi, “No, you called me. You hang up first!”
Kuzomele iphele leyo nto, ngale kwalokho ningiphe le airtime enidlala ngayo ngoba mina I am budget savvy.

I’ll be back soon nezindlela ezilula zokuvalelisa ocingweni ezingachithi isikhathi.

That’s it from me, ubhuti Admin.

Into ebhedayo ngokubhala amahlaya njalo ukuthi kuyothi noma seku-serious ngiboshiwe ngibhale ngithi, “Ngicela usizo, ngiboshiwe eNewcastle police station!”

Bavele bakuphendule bathi, “Kwaaaa! Ave ugula njalo wena, uyithathaphi i-cellphone usejele?”

Uyabona lento yokujola nomuntu omdala kunawe inesdina phakathi…mina ngake ngajola nosisi ongishiya ngo 12 years one day wangiphuzisa I wine wathi ufuna ukungibonisa into engingayazi kuthe sisakhisana kahle kuhamba kahle konke wavele wangikhotha lomthungo ongaphansi kwamasende..yey umsuzo wavele waziphumela kwathi bhuuuuu… wathi akakaqedi ngami usafuna ukungikakisa kuthe sesenza ucansi wangizwa ukuthi sengiyachama wavele wafaka umunwe wonke emdidi wami ngemuva angihayizanga kanje ngala ngiyachama ngemuva ngimincile kodwa umunwe uphakathi ngavele ngaziqulekisa….ngakusasa ngahamba angiphindanga ngabheka emuva ngam-blocka nasefonini….yazi m still traumatized nje

Usne waya emhlangeni waphuka umhlanga banikeza insimbi yagoba insimbi