Igundane lidle intoyam namanje mangilibuza ukuth likushoniseph liyaphephetha
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Paranoid Mom: “Awuyi lapho!”
Cautious Mom: “Ubuye ngo-22:00.”
Dettol Mom: “Hamba, ubuye ngoDisemba!”
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Uyeza uDecember neSdina sawo
Uphume uyothenga isinkwa neAIRTIME
Ubuye Usudakiwe😞
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Mina kade ngabona ukuthi uthisha weMaths nowePhysics bayangizonda!
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Lento Yama suprise iyangicika ngoba umuntu ukukhokhelela ibhasi ungazi bese ekuvala amehlo uzitshele ukuthi I suprise Kanti uyofakwa ebhasini Eliya kwaba zali bakho e goli
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who else hates lamakhekhe Avulwa njenge Condom kuma Choice Assorted?
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Doctor: 👨⚕️Udleni?
Zanele:🙍♀️ngidle ama prawns, calamari and oysters.
Doctor: 👨⚕️this is not Facebook ngizokuyeka ufe mina. Udleni?
Zanele:🙍♀️ngidle uphuthu nenyoni
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Nywe Nywe amadoda izinja jikijiki nguwe loyana nge Valentines day ugijima 🏃♀️uyomthengela present yenkomishi awumthengelanga Ngan unodoli wenja omhlophe onentambo ebomvu entanyen 🤔🤔
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Dating a 16 years old girl is not a problem.
The problem is when y’all go to buy airtime at Ackerman’s and she be like:
“Baby sacela ungithengela i penty la Hello kitty”
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INTO EMNANDI NGOKUKHULUMA WEDWA UKT AWUPHIKISWA UMUNTU
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Whites: Can i please have the R50 i borrowed you last month!
Blacks: Usufuna lokhu ngilandelana nawe ngemali yam,kanti yini inkinga yakho?
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usathi ku crush yakho..”yaz abantu bathi
mina nawe siyathandana” iveli ithi
“bayanya”
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Akubongwa Mngeh”👏Kusho uMandisa noNokwanda Bethelelana iSnefu
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When your girlfriend visits u at home
Then your 8 year old little sister ask infront of your girlfriend:
“Kanti uphi uMpumi? Mpumi muhle yooh”
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Rest in Peace bro
You are dead
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No guys, Iphi le ANC eyavotelwa abantu. Ngoba le ebusayo akuyona.
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Ngithi Moses khumula izimbadada ngoba lendawo incwele
Ibhayibheli libuye lisiqambele amanga, zazingekho izimoto ngalesa skhathi, bawathathap ama tyre okwa leziya zimbadada
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