“Ufuna amasi noma ngikuthosele inyama?”
MINA: “Ungabe ungenzela amasi ngaleskhathi usathosa inyama!
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Uke wanaka ukuthi iskole as’phumi, kuphuma izingane nothisha? 😮
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Some relationships though
Him: Bbe fon yam ayifun ukusebenza
Her: Ifana nawe njena
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Ladies like wearing matching outfits,
ivele ifanele munye kini noy 4
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Ngibulisa bonke abajola nabo Doctor ngithi “breath in”
Ngibulise abajola nama security ngithi “Vimba”
Ngibulise abajola no taxi drver ngithi “usdonse engathi uyasiyeka”
Ngibulise abajola nothisha ngithi “very good my girl”
Ngibulise abajola no cashier ngithi “plastiki?”
Ngibulise abajola nama poyisa ngithi “fakani okuncane”
Angibakhohlwa ke abajola eZion ngithi “khuluma moya”
Angibalibali ke abajola nosopolitiki ngithi kunina “ammmaaaaaaaaaandla”
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After lockdown Siya straight kuDecember💃..
.Shasha angaze abe Preg n Kabza👦
angaze acabane naMaphorisa😎
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Boyze:Baba yini ikaka yenkomo ?
Baba: yibulongwe fanami.
Boyze: Baba yini eyenkukhu?
Baba: Yibudoriro mntanami !
Boyze: eyembuzi yona?
Baba: Zingqathayi fana wami.
Boyze: Ngubani uMongameli waseCongo ?
Baba: Yho hayi angimazi .
Boyze: Owase Germany yena ngubani?
Baba: Naye angimazi ngitsho nix nix .
Boyze: Kanti Baba ngabe kukhona okunye okwaziyo ngaphandle kothuvi ,ngoba ngathi uqhaphele ukunya nje kuphela
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Taxi driver uthatha indlela enqamulelayo.
👵🏽: “Kanti uyaphi le tekisi driver?”
Taxi Driver: “Iya phambili.”
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Ukudla kakhulu is not a style ukuzibulala kwakho 🙆🙅😂🤞
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Imagine ukhaphe i-Cherry yakho to fetch her child from her baby daddy’s house
& after an hour of waiting at the gate, he calls & say;
“Ungahamba broe bathi bayalala”.
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Utsi ublokhe (block) your girlfriend ye shangaane
Ku WhatsApp – Facebook-we chart- Instagram
Uve nge plc recharge me utanya ngwaku
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Nowadays kumele ngiphathe i list yokubhala abarasako emqwabeni and masibuya emathun3ni anidli nina ay’ngekhe phena nizoqoqa ndamadodeni nangama bleeser wenu lah nxxx
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Zulu girls can easily dump u for not having foreskin n be like:LENYAMA IYASHODA
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ISUKE ISHO UKTHIN VELE I-EX YAKHO MAYITHI”saxabana yin?”😂😂😂
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Before sikhothe 🍑sqale sdlulise ubuso kuyona siqabule ithanga kanti siyaynuka
😂😂😂😂😂
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UMkhulu nogogo Nhlabathi babengenayo ingane impilo yabo yonke ngenhlanhla embi bafa bobabili engozini yemoto bangcwatshwa.
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Angazi uscroller uyaphi ezansi ngoba ngishilo ukuthi bafa bangcwatshwa manje ufunani?or ufuna ilifa?
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