{Phone Rings:☎}
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Sidechick: John’s phone hello!
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Mainchick: Ngcela mnikati we phone please…🙏
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Sidechick: Yima kancane usafaka I condom sesi.
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Uthi uyafaka kanti sebefakile ungezwanga.. Ingoma oyithandayo
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Who stole my meat
Whites: it’s not me
Blacks: Mina?? Bodweni 😨?? Haiikhona
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After a good night:
White ladies: Thanks a lot dear it was a marvelous nyt.
Black ladies: eishhhh umuntu nxa esuka lapha mele ayedlula eSalon.
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👫:Angek isilumee
🐕:Woof Woof Woof
🏃…… Ungangbamb masimbenjaaah
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so usahleli kahle so enjoy new movie alone
The bell ring is DA pizza man
Just asking for some water the skooter is out of water 😂
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Ukuthanda indabazabant akufuneki ngoba ubona omunye eselalele indaba eze ekhamise kyoze kungene impukane
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Inkinga yamantombazane yokuthana imali kakhuli abangodli emakubo
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Aybo webafwethu ungafisi ukthandwa intombi yakwa Gcwensa, eyi ziyayidla inyama lezinto bo lisala li empty i fridge ngkhuluma ngento engyaziyo.
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Mhla ngaposta ubae wam LA kyokhuluma imungulu ,kyosukuma ishosha, kyozamazama ufacbk wonke ngyanitshela
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“Full chicken kanjani lingekho ikhanda?”Kubuza uMthembu eNandos.
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Gents👊 please Condomise izintombi zenu zilala nabantu abagulayo for Imali🤞💔, nizogula Niziphethe Kahle😢🚶
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Let me 📲call 📞her … Babe asihlukane sobuyelana ngey😁 15 feb after Valentine…its a break just that I don’t know that game called Valentine idlalwa njan?😑 and where?
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South African Banks : You have insufficient funds👎🙇
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Swaziland Banks: Ushayekile Mnaka, impilo ikudzunusele
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Lama fridge amancane aseduze kwe-till abekelwe ukuthi ningabulawa ukoma nisamile kulayini, awadayisi nhlobo. Nibovula niphuze.
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After sex🍆🍑
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TC: babe I mnandi I punani🍑 yakho
Her: bonke basho njalo
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