They Tell You That A Private Relationship Is A Happy Relationship,
Kante Bao Fihla Nkare Advert Ya Steel wool

Her: babe sekuza mina phezulu
Me: wake walibona ikhekhe lisika umese

• When you texting with your crush
and you have nothing more to say ,
You’ll be
asking things Like
.
.

“So nawe uku 2018”?

Ladies sometimes you gotta surprise your
mother inlaw and send her your nudes
and say “bona ukudla ko mntwana wenu.

Nywe nywe nywe
I dnt hv a bae for Valentines day

syeke msoooon
mina angnababa nge Fathers day

Ubani ofuna siSign(e) nayo iContract
.
Contract YoCansi
Lokhu kuqinisekisa ukuthi mina (Igama),___________ njengoba ngisayinile ngezansi (Ozobhejwa) ngiyazibophezela futhi ngiyathanda ukubhejwa wu (Igama)___________________________________(Imbebhi).
Ngiyaqinisekisa ukuthi iminyaka yami yobudala iyangivumela ukuthi sengingadliwa, ngijabulele ubumnandi bokuba nesinene engasiphiwa nguMdali. Nginesiqiniseko sokuthi angidakiwe wutshwala futhi akangidakiswanga ngasidakamizwa ngiyimina ngiphelele nomqondo wami, futhi sengiqhanyelwe ngiyafa, ngilangazelele lolu holokoqo lo mthondo ozongena ezibilini zenkomo yami. Ngiyaqinisekisa nokuthi umzuliswano ngamunye ngowemvume yami. Ngiyasho bakithi ukuthi imbebhi yami * ayisebenzisanga sihluku * ayingisabisanga ngalutho * ayingiphoqanga, * futhi ayingithembisanga lutho ukuze ngiyibhebhise. Ukwengenza nje, imbebhi yami * angiyesabi nakancane * futhi angilindele mshado kuyona. Angikucacise ukuthi; sizobhebhana nje angimazi noma ushadile yini futhi anginandaba. Njengoba ezongibhebha nje angihuqi buthongo futhi angidakiwe kodwa ngibhejwa ngoba ngithanda futhi angangibhebha kangangokuthanda kwakhe, kuphela nje ngemvume yami. Uma engibhebhe ngeneliseka njengoba ngilindele, ngiyamvumela kusemanje ukuthi aphinde angihlabe nginabe ngenele ngesikhathi esoshiwo nguyena futhi nami uma ngifisa. Ukwengeza nje angisoze ngaba wufakazi kumbe ngime ebhokisini lenkantolo ngethule ubufakazi obucindezela yena, kumbe ngifake icala lokuthi ungidle ngenkani ngingafuni, noma ngabe ngiyamitha, ngithola isifo socansi, kumbe ngibona ukuthi wephule amalungelo athize ami, noma ngabe yini esizoyenza manje ngiyayithanda futhi ngiyayemukela. Ngisayine nginqunu ngaphambi kokugxumela embhedeni sikususe lokho_________ (Usuku)_____________(Inyanga nonyaka). Sayina Mbhejwa: ______________________ Usuku lokuzalwa : __________________ Usuku obhejwe ngalo:____________________

Short girls are not wife materialz,
uzoyineka kanjan washing lomkhovu!!