Him: baby vuka ngikuphelezel Her: no baby lala ngishilo ukuthi ngzobuya month end😂😂

Umuntu ebhasini ulahlekile akazi ukuthi wehlaphi

Ithi isanuka kamnandi kfc etaxin kuvele kungene gumede noparaffin

Mother: Simphiwe yini ndaba ungagezi izandla uphuma e toilet Simphiwe : ukuthi vele ngiyowasha izitsha Mah

👮‍♀️: Manje I mop ifunani ePolice Station? 🤕: Ngizosula icala

Utsi Uyangena Emthoyi Itsi iSit “Angisiyo Intsanga Yakho Mine Unganginyeli Nje!!!”.

Nx Yati Muntfu Abe Mubi Phindze Ahambe Kancane Nawumpheketela Ekuseni ShIt!!! – 😂😂✋

Mawunesikweletu somuntu omsabayo vele uyekubangani bakho ucele bakubulale athuyafika uzosifuna kuthiwe kade afa loyo, khona ezojala