Soldier: I will rape all of u! Girls (crying): Rape us but pls leave our grandma out of it! Grandma Continue Reading..

1.Wife : “why r u home so early?”� Hubby : “My boss said go to hell!” 2.Doctor : Howz ur Continue Reading..

A lady on telephone: Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you. Man: Do you know me? Lady: Continue Reading..

A newly married husband saved his wife’s number on his mobile as “MY LIFE”. After 1 year of marriage he Continue Reading..

*Dating a lady with a car* *Advantage :she can come anytime* *Disadvantage:she can come anytime*

My phone is saying no service does dat mean no church today

I don’t like picking call from fat people 🙆 their hello can swallow airtime ☹️

A turkey was chatting with a bull, ‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that Continue Reading..