the way my mom looks 👀at me when I answer my phone📱 at night🌃 as if I’m cheating on her Continue Reading..

Stop posting your problems on Facebook and start drinking alcohol like the rest of us..!!

My phone is always in my hands so if you think im ignoring you. You’re 100% correct

Never tell a girl that she’s ugly✋ Just find a polite way to say it😉 Just say: “Your face doesn’t Continue Reading..

When you start behaving like Eskom in your relationship, don’t be mad when your partner finds a GENERATOR.

To Those People Who Get into Bed And Fall Asleep Sametime … 😕😏 Don’t You Have Thoughts ?

Remember growing up saying “I want to be a pilot”. 20 years later the only thing you do related to Continue Reading..

Doesn’t matter how old i am when i see a jump castle i jump in