Are you happy with your voice when you hear it from the voice note?

Sometimes you just don’t realize you love someone until they buy a car.

Husband: bbe I have a problem Wife: No bbe we are married now, we are one..don’t say “I have a Continue Reading..

Her: Babe I’m pregnant Me: Babe that’s nothing I’m infertile

Imagine telling a girl you love them, while you don’t even have her bank details

Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.” Patient: “What do you Continue Reading..

It is funny when short people try to remember their childhood and be like”when i was small” as if they Continue Reading..

Son: can I watch TV? Stepfather: yeah but don’t switch on TV