HE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
•Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa.
-Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful
with fertile deltas.
•Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America.
-Well developed and open to trade, especially for
someone with cash.
•Between 31 and 35, she is
-Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own
•Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France.
-Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place
•Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia.
-Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive
reconstruction is now necessary.
•Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia.
-Very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The
frigid climate keeps people away.
•Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia.
-A glorious and all conquering past but alas, no
•After 70, women become like Zimbabwe.
-Everyone knows where it is but no one wants to